/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16444709
>Things an alcoholic would say
Maybe because you will smell like alcohol. You're on a slippery slope anon.

>>16444709
It's a fucking cheat code, shut the fuck up.
Smart money puts sage in all fields. Fuck you for this OP.

>>16444709
Amateur hour. Take Xanax instead retard.

>>16444722
Sloped like your forehead fucking brainlet.

Holy shit I have an internal interview today. I hate both of the bosses, I already know they're probably going to hire one of their buddies, so I thought why not go drunk?

>>16444786
FUCKING THIS

i've only got one real job in my life and it was the one I took a xanax before the interview

it's the cure for autism

>>16444709
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>>16444818
> not taking low doses of MDMA

its like you dont want to make it

>>16444888
Has the LSD microdosing fad passed?

>>16444709
>yfw drug and alcohol testing

Man imagine the early days when people used to drink at the office. Was there a code? Don’t get too sloshed? Was it normal to have a pickmeup before an interview? Fucking boomers

This starts to become very uncool after the age of 23. Sort your shit out zoomer

>>16444722
Neet here. Do people actually care if you're drunk? Why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVp9rKF3hag

>>16444937
Yea people got drunk. They also had power lunches which meant a steak and a few martinis. Now, everyone's a fucking dork and anti drinking.

>>16444888
Trips of truth have spoken

>>16444914
shrooms and mdma are more effective and have a narrower risk profile according to all the (what little there is) emergent research

>>16444939
shut up teetotalling faggot, not our fault you flunked your 20s

>>16444937
the good old boy culture has moved to tech startups in series a and b, you have to join one of those to experience it. the code is generally don't pour hard liquor in the open floor areas and don't stumble or slur.

>>16444786
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>>16444888
kek

you anons might be interested in Universal Protocol, its got that sacred geometry logo that really reminds me of my earlier years

>>16444974
I've used a shitload of drugs and alcohol starting from age 13 you dumb zoomer faggot. This is me speaking to you from experience

>>16444799
Grow up kid. Regardless if the person that interviews you smells the alcohol, thinking alcohol will solve your social/anxiety problems is level 1 thinking. Been there done that.
>>16444943
Showing up to a job interview drunk. Yes, employers care about this.

I went to a couple interviews gackked the fuck out on Adderall. I didn't get hired, it turned out to be a pretty bad idea

>>16445062
exactly, not everybody is an addict man

>>16444709

I never had an interview, pleb.

>>16445126
you want kratom for this, hits the edge between addy and caffeine.
still avoid stimulants like the plague though, that shit will destroy your psychology if not your body

>>16445127
>not everybody is an addict
>advocating drug use for common life situations
Want to know how I know you're a child? You're contadicting yourself. You're advocating drug use for common life situations. Not situations you're going to have to deal with once or twice. Fucking kek.
You're also simultaneously saying using your genius "method" won't turn you into an addict. Keep it up. Please do. No one has ever thought of using drugs to get them through life before. The absolute state of this board. Good luck buddy.

>>16445213
>interviewing
>common life situation
yep, sounds like an addict to me

>>16445127
You're going to make your own decisions- just be careful

>>16445156
I use kratom daily. I hate stims, it was a one time thing and a bad idea. Never again

I unironically went to a job interview coming off MDMA and acid from the night before. I was having audial hallucinations and felt spaced the fuck out. I wore a suit and smiled and tried to act normal

I got the job (fast food) lmao

>>16445256
Who the fuck wears a suit to a fastfood job interview?

>>16445227
Once again you're a child. It's not about the interview. It's about the social interaction that's taking place. You're trying to make a good impression. You fucking think that's never going to come up again? And yes you will go through many interviews in your life brainlet.

>>16445291
I have a real job so I interview probably 3-4 times every 3 years and will for the foreseeable future. You're just a creep who cares too much about what other people do and projects his insecurities about self-control onto others.

>>16445308
Good luck

>>16445312
You too, except unironically. Have a good night, anon.

I took half a bar of Xanax and some bourbon in my coffee before the interview at my current job
I unironically credit it with getting hired.

I really feel like they were sorely disappointed in me as it became clear after my first few weeks that I was far less of a normie than they thought

>>16445550

I will never ever have a job interview in my life, but what you call xanax is called Manor in Europe, and I enjoy it too... makes the world be fine and makes me not wanna crawl into the net to strangle people XD

>>16445670

*Xanor

>>16445550
this is the downside desu, over time they will realize you a sperg

why is no one in this thread recommending /ourpill/ Propranolol?

I agree with this but you need to drink the alcohol carefully and chew really minty gum before the interview

>>16445699
Wtf is propanaolol. I have a high blood pressure and afib, should I be taking this?

>>16445696
Yeah I kinda regret it. I was able to fake being a Chad in the interview to get the job, but the downside is that only barred out me would fit in at the company, not the turbo sperg real me. Everyone at my company is super social and hangs out outside of work all the time whereas I just sit in my office listening to anime OST's and barely interact with anyone

As our prison ship sailed out against the sky <3

>>16444937
My dad (67) said that lads working as engineers and electricians in the company he worked for (state company) used to drink 7 pints at lunch. As a standard.
Most people I know would drink that now and consider it a pretty heavy night out.

>>16445887
Bear in mind I'm from a country well known for its alcohol consumption. But still.
He said it was pretty hilarious. Place seemed to run fairly well too.
One time my mom let slip that he whipped his dick out and slapped it on several desks at work back in the day. I'm not making this up. He looked super embarassed and hushed her.
I think office life used to be actually pretty decent.

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>>16445699
truly blessed

>>16444709
>not doing mdma, pcp and speedball

>>16445917

Blessed? Cursed more like. Who the fuck wouldn't want stay Anonymous?

I just take some phenibut before interviews and first dates

>>16446319
same, but if I take it for a date, I can't coom