/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16439288
Sky rocket as people flood to safe haven assets

>>16439288
:/

>>16439294
Any idea how much longer we have to stack up?

>>16439288
>too big to fail

>>16439525
Apparently not

if enough people are expecting it to fail, it will pull a rabbit out of hat and will outperform. It's not the market or bogs fucking with you with expectations it's the whole fucking universe.

>>16439655
Yea, but they have already done this, how many times can they do it?

>>16439288
imagine having more than 100k in a DB account
imagine having a DB account at all

more like fuckin douche bank

>>16439288
>Still falling for the banks will collapse meme
>>>/x/

Even if they do, the cucks in office will bail them out AGAIN.

>>16439963
Oy vey!!

>>16439814
Could you imagine working your whole life and diligently saving just to lose it all?

Where are all the finance professionals who lurk here?
How much time do I got? I want a lot of gold!!!

>>16439288
You’ll be looking at $4000 gold minimum.

>>16440123
How soon you think this could happen?

>>16439288
Reminder for everyone here:
>>16424022
>>16424561
>>16424565
>>16424580

>>16440153
It's all so tiring...

the great crash has begun

>>16440427
It has broken down to a new local low beneath the Oct and Nov lows

>>16440427
>>16440448
Explain for a brainlet.

>>16440463
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16440735
Explain, for a brainlet.

who is the /x/ tier loser that keeps making these threads?

>>16440750
> who is the /x/ tier loser that keeps making these threads?!?

>>16440145
Within 2 years.

>>16440993
That's a little generous.

>>16439288
German here.
My parents have literally 80% or so of their wealth in DB accounts but I can't convince them to get out because I'm an average /biz/ brainlet NEET two Christmas dinners away from getting disowned. Feels bad.

>>16441118
That's what you get for being such a cuck.

>>16441139
You're not wrong.

>>16441152
You should leave that place, for your own safety anon, the importation of immigrants is no coincidence. When it all comes tumbling down, you do not want to be anywhere near those fucking places where they have been bringing them in.

Is the Europeanmint reliable? Thinking about ordering from them because of no vat

>>16441318
Not sure I'm not a eurogay.

>>16441171
I mean.. Mannheim is practically the middle east.

>>16441118
Everyone knows that germans are retarded
Just relax

Tbh the best thing about buying PM is getting calls from foreign girls from the sellers and charming them with my broken english

>>16441344
Yup. Best place to be would be anywhere they don't have those fucking animals rampant in the street, once the lights go out you will see all of their toys they secretly brought with them from Libya.

>>16441171
Thank you for your concern.
I have this vague fantasy of emigrating to Poland or Hungary but I'm unsure of how welcome I would be. I wouldn't want to become, in a sense, that which is driving me away from Germany in the first place.

>>16441472
Just go therr and mind your own motherfucking business. It's not that hard.
Don't try to impose your stupid fucking views on a place you're not from.

>>16440105
nothing ever happens. since years db is more a chancellery than a bank but they consolidate their business. you probably won't have an economic collapse for half a century.

>>16440427
> -05%
> crash

>>16440750
probably polcucks shilling their
"buy precious canned food" ideology. >>16440771

>>16439520

shut up and keep on stacking, precious metals are the best investment in the history of the world it might take 100 years or 1000, but it WILL pay off eventually

>>16441118
kein problem. selbst wenn db abschmieren sollte (unwahrscheinlich) sind die einlagen aufgrund der gesetzlichen und freiwilligen einlagensicherung sicher. also auch mehr als 100k euro hohe guthaben.

>>16441780
Achso, na dann. Danke, Bernd.

>>16441757
No, I'm talking about precious metals.

>>16441738
> nothing to see here goy!!! Move along!!! Everything is fine!!!

>>16442624
metals filled with food? :^)
jokes aside. precious metal are okay in a portfolio. the rule of thumb is 5 to 10 %. if shtf this stuff skyrockets but you cannot predict the date of crash. you can predict that there will be a crash but not when. the idea is to achieve three things
> liquidity
> safety (gold, aaa bonds with near due date, silver, diamonds, bitcoins whatever)
> gains (or at least minimizing losses)
if you split your wealth you're playing probabilities more cleverly. you may not get the maximum possible prize but you're more likely get a prize for taking risks.

>>16442636
i sad probably. ;) it's not like i say it could never happen but i don't think it's likely zo happen.

>>16441962
ich weiss nich ob das jetzt verarsche ist. ich meinte das aber schon, ernst. >>16442893
das hier gilt natürlich auch.

>>16442910
*said

you idiots don't get it. there will be no collapse. the system will make your money into confetti while saying there's no inflation in order to save itself. in fact that's what is going on right now. supposedly no inflation but food, rent, etc. costs more. all the cattle are paying to unwind bad behavior and greed.

>>16442893
>diamonds
you can't make fake gold or silver.

>>16443106
was an example but be the edgelord you want to be.

>>16439288

It will never change, always be stable. That is why really rich people always diversify their wealth into having at least a little gold... But in the end for most of you, gold is a bad idea... it will not earn you anything. It will indeed keep its value, but that is it.

>>16443132
bad example, bad advice. I enjoy your anger.

>>16441118
Well look at the bright side my man, you're not going to miss out on any big inheritance if they don't follow your advice. Is like justice revenge

>>16443005
So what's YOUR contingency plan mr.goldberg?

What causes these weird horizontal lines that DB often seems to have?

>>16443179
it was indeed a good but not a very good example. diamonds have a value that is not much correlated to the value of a currency. like gold or silver which i also mentioned. and the examples were in the context of liquidity. but if you want you can erase diamonds from the list. theres indeed a problem with diamonds you don't have with (multiple times melted gold) which is tracebility.

>>16443244
constitutional investors

>>16443309
You're comparing diamonds to precious metals? You really are a fucking jew.

>https://www.ft.com/content/92be3180-1506-11ea-9ee4-11f260415385

>Deutsche Bank’s top internal dealmaker has quit to join a hedge fund
>The exit... ...comes a week before the bank holds a capital markets day at which it will hope to convince investors that a reshaping of the bank to focus on its domestic market, as well as Europe, remains on track.

Kek

>>16443404
Linking shit with a paywall get lost faggot!
What's it say?

>>16443381
and you seem to be be either a troll or an idiot. it's like you don't want to understand. maybe you want to create anger amd hate or whatever. i don't give fuck about you. i am not arguing with you lad. i'm arguing in the mind of everyone else reading this. i'm doing it for all the other anons. the anons i call "frens". they opened my mind for biz and financial topics. they told me about cryptos. i didn't learn much from them. but they showed me a new world i didn't know it existed. i want to help them. that's why i argue with you. not to win against you but for them. and i hope you will never dare to try to stop my frens from making it.
buy the dip, frens. be aware of hidden probabilities. be liquid. make it.
not writing again in this thread.

>>16440993
biz is full of fucking retards, later guys

>>16443734

later

>>16443655
Not the guy you were arguing with but I agree with him. Fuck off kike.

>>16443655
Oh yes, I'm sure you're just genuinely concerned about the financial well being of people you don't even know, most of which hate your long nose tribe more than any other race. Get lost you filth.

>>16445067

Who in their right mind would be concerned about the financial well-being of other people?

>>16445223
Are you here from reddit or some shit? go back.

>>16445236

Yes Sir, sorry Sir, I am from reddiitings please buy some coinings?

>>16445236

Or you shut the fuck up before I get angry

>>16445384
>>16445396
> ooooohhh im getting angry now!!! You won't like it when I'm angry!!

>>16445525

No, you would not

>>16445709
Go back faggot!

>>16445829

Back to where wold that be you think?

>>16441771
>dude just buy a 1,000 year bond lmao

>>16446061
>he doesn't plan to live forever

>>16446061
>>16446139
It won't take that long though.
I'm thinking 100x in 10 years or less.

My dad still has DB stocks. He thinks it sure will go up again

>>16447094
Anything's possible at this point.

>>16446139
backflip, nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCB9yE9Hcc

>>16439288
That is dependent more on JP Morgan and the will of the American govt to suppress precious metals

MARKET CRASH LOWERS PRICE OF METALS YOU DUMBOS.

>>16446191
Nothing will happen.

Nobody cares about shiny rocks in the 21. century

What a chart whew

>>16445920
Kike range ban when?

>>16448146
Still better than crypto