/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16434964
Your ID calls you Bae

>>16434964
>date disloyal woman
>just kidding its just a normal woman

>>16434964
im financially stable and have a slightly above average penis whats your discord

>>16434964
Neither of the two. Date a crypto guy hodling bags of PLG. No such thing as small or huge cocks nowadays. Small cocks can easily get huge using money.

>>16434964
Neck yourself tranny.

>>16434964
>boring personality
"Not chad"
>great personality
"Chad"

>>16434964
I’m unironically all three
but that means I get to date any girl I want, and I’d never date a roast on biz

>date a trad girl
>zero personality or sexual skills

>date a fun girl who is willing to ride your dick
>complete whore

>>16435042
Wife the trad chick and fuck girls on the side. This is how it has been done for hundreds of years

>>16435062
based and aristocrat pilled

>>16435042
>girl who doesn't have a lot of sex doesn't know how to have sex
color me surprised

>>16434964
Geez, if only the choice was obvious.

>>16435062
it baffles me how most men dont get this

>>16434974
Blessed

>>16435062
This. I love my wife but any man who can fuck the same girl more than 10 times and not get bored simply isn’t a man.

>>16434964
The latter is me. Huge cock, chicks dig my personality, but always broke af.

>>16435213
Checked.

>>16434964
small when aroused or flaccid?

i feel pathetic when unaroused but at megaboner im somewhat of a force to be reckoned with

>>16435069
its more about enthusiasm. plus i learned how to be good at sex from porn, she can too

>>16435042
Der Ewige Coomer

>>16435062
>>16435066
>>16435086
>>16435213
Hope you all die painfully ;)

>>16434974
based

>>16435461
Just wait until you date a girl for years, you’ll get bored even if she’s a 9/10.

>>16434964
try not being a fucking whore maybe?

>>16434964
>be financially stable
>have to spend roughly 40-50+ hours a week maintaining job/house life
>wahh why isn’t his life more exciting!

Bitches are really stupid and think like this

>>16435461
>t. Femoid

>>16435461
t. owned by his used up whore of a wife

>>16435345
>learned from porn
i bet you've never made a girl cum

>>16435086
>what are prostitution laws?

>>16435474
>implying my life revolves around sex
You’re all duds. No hobbies or meaningful interests, just colorless sex-bots.

>You can’t just cheat on your wife..it’s immoral, you can’t fuck college sluts because your old hag fat wife says she’s too tired for sex, you can’t just cum inside a prime young pussy

>>16434964
is cock size really matter?

>>16434964
Thanks for sharing that here, roastie. My heart bleeds for you. Now please go back to the real world.

>>16435771
Based

>>16435771

>Getting married in the first place so the fat hag can take your 50% of your wealth when shtf

>>16435789
Yes. I have a nice fat one and can make a girl cum even if I'm giving a lazy bone. You just gotta hit that spot at the back of their pussy right above the cervix.

I knew a girl who dated a guy with a small dick and she couldnt get off. She would say that it didnt really matter because she loved him. They broke up and after she couldn't stop talking about how much better it is big. Kek

>>16435042
This isn't difficult. Stop looking at people as unchanging complete forms. Help the woman discover her own sexuality and become more open and confident and feel sexy, with you.

>>16435920
There's great satisfaction in knowing that my small penor was passed down to me through women being forced into marriages (perhaps as young girls) and being raped after sieges.

>>16435474
He's gotta get a date first.

>>16434974
kek

>>16435949
>tfw you'll never experience that.

>>16435554
I did once, but only with the old natty lickaroo

>>16434999
>I’m unironically all three
>boring personality, small cock, financial deadbeat
you must be very proud

>>16435771
How can I get to fuck college sluts? I already have a job and starting balding, so I can't just go to a campus and start a conversation with one.

>>16434964
What's your personality like?

>>16435920
>Vagina is on average 4 inches in length
>Cervix is on average 1.6 inches in length

Thank god I'm a solid 7 incher

>>16436052
>work on one of the largest college campuses in the world
>in a position that has rotating oncall 24/7
>group of a few people that im in has a very small private breakroom with couch, tv, computers, bathroom
>2 minute walk from campus gym with showers
> 2:3 M:F ratio for students

If i wasnt married id literally sell everything and move into my breakroom, then take everyones oncall. it would almost double my income, take away 90% of my bills and i would spend a massive amount of time at the gym/banging thots

>>16435062
>pretend you are loyal trad girl
>fuck the milkman/amazon delivery guys
thats how it has been done for hundreds of years

>>16434964
are you surprised by this? chad doesnt need money because he can get your pussy for free

>>16435920
What age did it stop growing? How often do you fap?

>>16435758
based hobbyist.

>>16436211
the based drones will stop that

>>16434972

That's rich coming from the guy who's I'd is
Owy bro Learn 2 stalk

>>16436019

/fit/strong <3

>>16435920
what is your length and girth? mine is 6inch lengh and 5;2 girth is it enough?

if you still worship girls and think somehow "their hot" and "you are not on their level" in 2019, you have to be a pretty stupid ZOOMER.

When you are 30, working in IT, and have enough bitcoin to buy a house, do you still think you wont be good enough for women?

My work is full of 30-40 roasties who are ready to settle for me and aggressively flirting.
And i bet a weak cuck like you would marry the first 40y roasty that fucks him (after she fucked 40 nniggers) and then lose his house and money.

How can you kids be so retarded? how can you think girls are these "hot goddesses" and you are not good enough?
By the time you are 30 they would literally rape you to settle for you.
What do they have about themselves that is value?

WHAT!? titties? a great personality? Loyalty? their fucking 40. LIFE IS OVER for them.
yeah, im sure she can always get some stupid redneck or thirsty cuck to fuck her, that doesnt mean you should settle for her IDIOT.

dont believe me? please put a ring on the first broad that kisses you when you are 30, working in IT with money to buy a house. They will come out of nowhere, the women at work, and they will be 30-40. Put a ring on their finger, see what happens.

>>16434964
>1 post by this ID
>50 replies

some of you RETARDS are so dumb, you even think when you are rich somehow you wont be good enough for a starbux barista or a subway girl.

How can you possibly have such low self esteem?

this is what you gonna do when you get rich? go try to talk to the girl that works at subway?

fucking retards.

>>16436603
I just want an 18 y.o who I can slap around and wife up but I’m too ugly now and probably going to die alone

Now that I lost my hair I look like shit. I have a baby face so I’ve got that working against me as well.

>>16436607
This

>>16436618
how come you didn't go anything to stop your hairloss

>>16436607
This, sheep-tier normies (like the ones that frequent reddit and twitter) and depressionfags should consider leaving.

>>16434964
>be me
>financially stable
>boring personality
>micropenis
>massive footfag
>devolve into femdom
>devolve into findom
>devolve into gay findom

>>16436610
damn that hit hard, so what should I do ?

so lets say you made it, what kinda of girl are u going to pickup? rich girls? super model girls? where you gonna find them? how ?

>>16436634
Damn bruh you need to focus on self-development

>>16436659
id pick some girl that gets obsessed with you and is aggressively hitting on you.
Make sure shes loyal and wont snitch you to the cops if tomorrow some niggers attack you and you stab them in front of her.

Better have an obsessed girl than some roastie who would divorce and cheat on you. Just make sure she really is loyal and wants you.
Make sure she likes you when you are being yourself.

>>16436630
Didn’t even notice until too late and I’m not going to bother with dinasteride
I still have hair and it’s super thin and I can use gofybr to make it look ok with a high hair line but I just accept the fact I’m an ugly duck and shaved it

And I just spent a few thousand on getting Invisalign and now I just want to throw it away none of it matters unless I can get a hair transplant which I don’t even know will work. My hair is in better shape than Elon’s in his pics so I think maybe I should try Rogaine and keep what I have and go for a transplant but I don’t even know if it’s worth it
I just hate 4chan for redpilling me because I would’ve probably been able to be a happy beta cuck beta bucks provider but now i can never live with myself for seeing a bitch who rode the coke carousel wanting to settle for me
Ever since I was 18 I had to struggle to keep a roof over my head and eat and I could never enjoy life because I was too poor
Now I’m fairly well off (NW of 120k in the Midwest making 55k) and I’m too ugly to do anything
This literally took away my youth and I don’t want to hear a faggot say oh it’s not a big deal
Being ugly fucking sucks you don’t get a halo effect you get a piece of shit effect where everything you do is wrong because you’re ugly as fuck

>>16436685
best advice ever BUT I dont fall for that royalty girlfriend meme anymore anon im sorry, in my eyes all woman are demonic energetic vampires and impossible to be trusted, I just want fuck them and bread few if I want to have child. nothing more or less. I never felt love or anything.
If you stab some nigger in front of her, make sure to stab her as well. .

>>16436695
How does that hair loss work and why happens, cause im 20 and never felt for it, is it diet related or what? i do have some ancient chink DNA mixed with african and european maybe thats why my hair is ok, but im pretty sure its about diet man.

>>16434997
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZBczYlQhA&t=774s

>>16436741
Nothing to do with diet you get old and chemistry happens and your hair gets thinner and disappears

It’s genetic lottery and I lost

>>16436718
i could say you should summon an elemental woman to marry but you wont believe me.

You still are weak and thirst for human flesh.
Unironically get some 40 year old woman, would be better than the 25y roasties. it really depends.

>>16436751
not the only part of the lottery you lost, red

>>16436781
time hexes, very nice post

>>16436685
Take care man, I once had a girl obsessed with me, but she was also a gigantic slut. I rawdogged her once and never talked to her again.

>>16435062

Yeah. Yeah. This is it right here boys.

>date guy with big cock and silver
finally, you have unlocked ascension

>>16434964
>1 post by this ID
Why are all you fucking idiots giving this larping tranny attention?

>>16436603
based

>great personality
wat OP mean by this

>>16436532
So is there a market for fuckable sex-drones delivering your packages?

>>16436193
>2:3 M:F ratio for students
literally how?
what college?

>>16437723
i know a guy once he talked for 10 seconds and even i saw why women loved him.
even i liked him, he was funny , in a serious way, smart but could also chat with dumbasses for hours, was earning big time but never talked about money, talked others up in front of women, some people are just unreal loveable people

>>16437780
>was earning big time but never talked about money
this makes me think that this isn't what OP had in mind

>>16435062
Thousands of years

>>16436014
Post the one with text, it’s funnier

>>16434964
Why the fuck aren't you making your own money?

>>16434964
>tfw financial deadbeat and small cock

>>16434974
Your fault for not dating the quiet shy girl who sits in the back of class.

>>16436027
Idk what that anon meant but this is sincerely me. Unemployed 27 year old who doesn’t have any hobbies or interests and has a 4 inch penis. How dateable am I guys, be honest.

>>16434964
You need to be entertained like some child?

>>16434974
BASED

>>16434964
im poor AND have a small cock checkmate bitch

>>16434989
>no such thing
Lololooololool

as a bisexual man I can tell you some guys really deserve to be incels

small cocks
can't kiss
can't touch you without hurting you
hairy dicks
can't get a boner
smelly

>>16438198

you are dateable for a 35+ unemployed fat women or an immigrant who needs passport.

even less attractive but younger women have more value on the dating market than you.

>>16438332

this!
and most of these incels are "becoming gay" because they have no chances dating women.
we homosexual men do not want you either!

>>16438342
I met an asian guy yesterday on grindr and at the moment I saw him in the lobby I knew I made a mistake

this small dicked smelled cigarettes, I did not even kissed him, flat ass (obviously don't lift), hairy small dick (he was showing pictures of his cock where you could think it's big) I was the bottom but this fag could not even get a boner because he drank 3 beers before coming because he is also a fucking shy loser
he licked my nipples so hard I felt bad for all the women he could have encountered in his sad life

>>16438359
>his sad life
thats rich coming from a pederast who cruises for dick on gay websites

>>16438368
the point is to show that guys like you don't deserve to get laid just because you exist

you are disgusting and no one should have sex with you until you understand you are doing everything wrong

>>16435754
>paying for pussy
Amateur

JunkFax: like CarFax but for your junk. Get a complete record of who/how many people someone has slept with, as well as any diseases they might be carrying.

Users submit tips through the app about who someone has slept with and/or dated. To avoid spam, a past relationship won't be shown next to a person until has received several independant reports. Users can dispute false reports by claiming their account. Reports are completely anonymous until a dispute is launched, after which the verified name and phone numbers of the reporters will be made available to the person who is disputing the report. This discourages false reports.

Overall, the app would serve as an antidote to rampant hypergamy by keeping a complete public record of who everyone has slept with.

>>16437752
A lot of non-engineering colleges and smaller state schools are like this. I know one in particular that has a 1:7 M:F ratio in the DMV area. The coaches actually use that stat specifically as a selling point when recruiting athletes.

lol gay

>>16438332
>hairy dicks
whats wrong with that?

>>16438440
>hairy asses

whats wrong with being gross

>>16434964
But the amount of money he has means nothing to YOU because it is HIS money.

Quite the contrary. If he has a lot of money, he will go to nice restaurants and operas and vacations and you have to pay the same from your own pocket.

>>16438454
some types of bodyhair is super hot
also it was about dicks, not asses

>>16435920
>>16436167
>>16435789
>>16435292

You overcompensating, insecure big dick faggots only have your big dick to fall back on.

How pathetic. Little do you know rocking a small dick and flying through 1 trad hoe is in the most satisfying, in your face, anti-evolutonary so crazy-but-it-still-works experience that you couldn't hope to achieve. Only extremely high power levels have the ability to balance the paradoxical human condition of being a small penis male and taming the naturally wild whore driven female. I pity you big dicked fucks because you are robbed of this overwhelming achievable feeling we small dick guys potentially have.

>>16434964
>1 post by this ID

YEAH TRUE

>>16435042
you need to train the trad girl, of course she doesn't have the skill yeat, where do you think cockriding experience comes from you idiot?

Good girls are to make babies.

Bad bitches are for pounding and sniffing coke off their assholes.

Everything has its natural place and order.

Sorry girl all the big dick financially fortunate guys already have a baby moma, a mistres and probably a girlfriend too.

>>16435920
that's typical slut talk to make you feel important and manipulate you, literally "don't believe their lies"

>>16438379
No one on this site thinks they deserve anything, the real point of contention is whether anyone else deserves anything.

>>16438424
name one (1) in texas

>>16438404
I'd like to invest.

>>16434964
Is 6.7 x 5.5 inch considered big? My gf always tells me so. But I don’t believe her.

>>16438682
Not really big, but its a good size.

>>16438696
Yeah i think she considers it big because she is a chink

>>16438682
Fuck a whore to get a second opinion

>>16438682
It's way above average.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8709382

>>16438702
Well actually I don't believe in existance of "average" when we're talking about dicks and 6'7 most certainly isn't small, at least for my tastes.

>>16438723
put a 6,4 6,7 dildo in your ass and after that you put a 6,9 dildo in your ass and you tell me the difference

i can tell you because i already did, there is absolutely no difference

t. homosexual

>>16438749
Why are you telling me that, Rob?

>>16435062

Sadly this is the truth most men have to accept

>date financially average guy
>have average penis size

>>16434964
Top class bait OP you deserve all the replies you get

>>16435461
Imagine being allowed to listen to one song for the next 10 years. You can't listen to any other song no matter what. That is what marriage is like my friend

>>16439725
You underestimate my autism.

>>16439725
>linkin park - in the end.jpg

>>16434964
so thats why I am poor all the time? shouldve known, its all a set up