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16418038 No.16418038[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

A BIG POO IS STUCK IN MY ASSHOLE
HOW DO I GET IT OUT

>> No.16418049

Just pull it out

>> No.16418051

>brown id

you know exactly what to do Rakesh

>> No.16418052

start cranking your dick it will eventually come out

>> No.16418053

stimulate your asshole, wrap your fingers in toilet paper, put it in your ass, then move around with fingers

>> No.16418054

Don't, I thought you liked things in your ass OP

>> No.16418069
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>>16418038

>> No.16418071
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>>16418038
You'll need him.

>> No.16418101

>>16418069
>>16418071
Lol

>> No.16418102

>>16418038
do the needful

>> No.16418125

>>16418038
Find the nearest large black man and bend over while he ravages your asshole with his cock problem solved

>> No.16418135

>>16418038
I've unironically stuck a finger up my ass when I was extremely constipated. It was disgusting and I don't recommend it, just get some good laxatives and a day off. Magnesium citrate will clear you out no matter what.

>> No.16418173

>>16418038
Eat grapefruit.

>> No.16418206

>>16418038
rock back and forth.

>> No.16418212
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GETTING SHIT DILDOED RIGHT NOW HELP

>> No.16418213

Eat apricots/drink apricot juice.

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16419136

Plastic Syringe and Vegetable oil, your welcome.

>> No.16419140

>>16418051
At least Indians have the decency to do it outside Shart-In-Mart

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16419179

scoop it out with your hand

>> No.16419257

Sorry to tell you this but it's not a poop
You've been pushing too hard and it's your rectal sphincter prolapsing, stop pushing because it's not helping