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16413278 No.16413278 [Reply] [Original]

Hey yo, Witnet, here's another proper oracle
And it's phat, watch the explorer, time to pay operator
And let that chainlink provoke
See, you's a wannabe 'pedro, and you'll get smoked, and I hope
That your shills understand when you talk about contracts
The same oracles that you makin' is payin' me
Motherfuck Witnet! Motherfuck Augur! Motherfuck Oraclize!
Yo, and here comes my SWIFT blow
'Cause I'm the chainlink C-E-O and this is the season
To let the real motherfuckin' NEET's in
You're like rhombus, you found Lubin, and now you're dapper
But tell me, where the fuck you found Groucho glasses?
Talkin' 'bout who you gon' squabble with and who you partner with
shes only sixty LINKs when your mom wet and wearin' boots
(Damn, Serg, they tried to dump you on SIBOS day)
But SIBOS day only meant Sergey's payday
All of a sudden rory is the G Thang
But for his own black son he was a cuck-thang
So, nigga please, nigga please
Don't FUD to these muthaphuckkin' real NEET's

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>>16413278
wew...anon....i

>> No.16413585

>>16413278
Nice

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>>16413278
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are heavy
big mac sauce on his flannel already, his weight is deadly
He's nervous, on his Surface Pro streams ed edd and eddy
he's not calm and he keeps forgetting
what he wrote down biz screams oh so loud
nobodys seen him months, he just won't come out
He's chokin how, nolinkers is jokin now
The clock's run out, times up, over BLAOW!
Snap back to reality, oh theres pink wojaky
and Oh there goes rory he knows his kids black
but he won't give up on him that easy no
he won't have it he knows all of biz will need ropes
it don't matter
Sergeys dope, he knows that, he aint broke
he's so stacked that he knows
when he goes back to his home in russia that's when it's
back to the lab again yo, lets exit scam again
He wont ever capture the moment, they all pass him
yo

You better noose yourself from token,
the moment you owned it you should have market sold
you only get one knot do not miss your chance to go
Or you'll end up in the psych ward with the REQlets yo

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>>16413278
Everyday its a new startup, claimin to be d'Apper than the bankers,
Scammier than a bitch but portray the role of gainsters
Ghilles ain't wrote a line of code in ya life
Yet every time you present ya yap in french like a poolboy loving wife
Just take a good look at craig and you'll capture
The fact, that the master is simply just an actor
Who mastered the bang and the slang
and the mental, of niggaz in Chainlink, Ethereum, and Crypto central
Never ever once have you ran with the nerds
But yet in every q&a claim you used to do the dirt
But tell me who's a witness to your fuckin work
See you never had keys to genesis, so save the drama jerk
iExec straight kill me
Knowin that they pranksters
This is going out to you worldwide bankers
See I did dirt, put in work, and many niggaz can vouch that
So since i got stripes I got the right to rap about that