/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16399965
Bitcoin won't exist by the time those POS are showroom-legal and non-vaporware. If ever.
>t. not Calvin Ayre

>>16399987
I heard this truck was set to come out in the next 10 years btc will easily be relevant still then

That shit is never going to go into production retard

>>16399999
Holy quints. It comes out in 2022 though.

>>16399965
I'm a girl I'd chill with your cyber truck hahaha it's like when I used to play minecraft xD

>>16400032
Yes maybe never in your neighborhood broke piece of shit

>>16400062
I love newfags like you that think they're hard because they got lucky at a casino you're never getting a cybertruck because Spacex can't even afford the Mars trip after this

>>16400040
wheres this other fucking truck then - the big one he 'launched' about 5 fucking years ago
I actually don't mind Elon, all things considered. But I'm not especially convinced his 'JUST Announce It - It Will Build Itself' new-age BS tallies with manufacturing reality

>>16400114
Elon can't decide if he wants cars to drive themselves or have the ability to pull rosie o'donnell's ass out of a ditch

>>16400154
yeah, as has been famously noted, Elons def. not a details guy. Man needs a competent sidekick, when not a good boot in the rear

>>16400251
I mean if it can drive itself and pull big fat bitches they did advertise there's going to plenty of space in the truck from the steel frames. This means plenty of room in the good old back seat to get my bitcoins rising again

>>16400114
>>16400251
He’s a little all over the place, people like that while useful and smart have short attention spans and go off on tangents. At least SpaceX seems functional.

>>16400441
Dude short attention spans in rocket science what are you saying lol

>>16399999
Those digits mother of God Anon you could've said anything and you said this irrelevant string of thoughts

it will pull bitches.

you'll be talked about, and stand out from others. place yourself in that bitches mind, get her thinking about you. it's over.

plenty of room for road head, sex in the back, whatever you want anon.

doge challengers pull bitches, and they're only half the price of this. If you need a car to pull bitches, you're probably goofy looking af so it will help. you'll have the nerdy guy with money vibe at least

>>16400506
Ok Boomer, Bitcoin will always be relevant sorry to be the one to inform you

>>16400578
Buying bitcoins is no different than gambling get a real job coward

>>16400563
Exactly bro the car is not needed when you're over there looking like the big gay grey hulk or something but this cybershit can pull for sure. Was talking about the car btw not your selfie

>>16400630
Buying aint gambling bro if you go on stake that's gambling but you're pretty safe buying if you're not dumb

Yo I just feel bad for the foreigners who can't even solve a captcha now imagine when they see the cyber truck for picking cars

It just looks sick and futuristic I'm definitely buying the Cyber truck soon.

PS: this is better than the flamethrowers

It just looks sick and futuristic I'm definitely buying the Cyber truck soon

PS: this is better than the flamethrowers

>>16399965
They call it the cucktruck because it's literally designed to run over cucks.

>>16401141
You think Elon is going to lead the people of America to rebel for their rights? It all starts with the inconspicuous supply of the Cyber vehicles before he gets voted in for President. Maybe it's true that he invented Bitcoin as well.

>>16399999
Mirin

>>16399999

checked

reminder that pic related is the official car of /biz/

>>16401260
If you believe in the wize words of /biz/ one day you too can have a car like that because it is only a matter of time until I trade one btc for one cyber corvert

>>16399987
Pedo nigger kys, I know for certain you will definitely not be relevant by then.

>>16399999
Mother of god

>>16399999
Waste of fuckin digits, fucking newfags.

>>16400053
JFC even your tag is pink

>>16399965
*blocks your path*

>>16401506
hehe that's because girls always get pink, selfies? ;)

>>16401696
Ya you first and be in a cyber car

>>16399965
Tesla is a scam

>>16400563
ok boomer

>>16401177
Elon runs a space agency despite space being a fraudulent concept and receives bountiful gibs from government hand outs, he’s a frontman and nothing more

>>16401938
This is rad

>>16402099
no one's gonna fall for your bait, retard

>>16402227
> BASED IRL TONY STARK WILL COLONIZE MARS OMG

>>16402099
This is exactly what I've been trying to explain. Elon is turning into a puppet for an attack against intellectuals who like to make the marijuanas with Joe Rogan.

Elon 100% is the creator of bitcoin, muskcoin and every other "coin" on the market. He knows how to take it all back from us.

>Elon is turning into a puppet for an attack against intellectuals

>>16402262
It's quite simple...

- Elon Musk becomes an icon to intellectuals
- Musk creates bitcoin
- Smart people buy bitcoin
- Musk takes it back

This is more rigged than stake slots why didn't I just bet on Celtics earlier?

Not the first time I heard elon created bitcoin but if he did it will last longer maybe make the price go up

>>16402267
Now we know mercedes started the cybertruck

>>16399965
0.32 per hour

I think no other car will scream tech bro incel like this one

>>16402644
0.32 btc per hour doing what exactly?

>>16400053
Tits or GTFO. Don't forget timestamp.
>blue board
Post somewhere on /r/ and link it here.