/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can you feel that?
Ah, shit!
OH BA, A, A, A, ART
OH BA, A, A, A, ART
OH, OH! OH, OH!
OH, OH!

DROWNING DEEP IN MY SEA OF FOMO
PUMPING, YOUR BITCOIN, I BUUUUUY (WILL YOU SELL IT TO ME?)
IT SEEMS WHATS LEFT OF THE BUYER SIDE
IS SLOWLY CHANGING THE CHAAAART (WILL YOU BUY IT FROM ME?)

LOOKING AT MY OWN PORTFOLIO
WHEN SUDDENLY IT CHANGES
VIOLENTLY IT CHANGES ( OH NO )
OH NO, THERE IS NO TURNING BACK NOW
YOU'VE WOKEN UP PINK WOJAK IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
OPEN UP YOUR LONG, AND LET MONEY FLOW INTO ME

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
YOU FUCKER GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SIMPSON

Buying shitcoins from a foreign land
Uncle Sam taxes best he can
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Now you remember what the /biz/ FUD said
Nothing to buy all day but stay in tether
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

You'd be the richfag of the neighbourhood
Nobody knows that you hodld for good
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Justed faces as you wait to pump
But once you get there no one gives TA
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Bear fags dumping over your head - - - - - -
JUST-hair growin' out of your head if you wanna survive
Get out of Bitcoin
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Shorts ring out in the dead of night
The Bull shills call: "Log in and BUY!"
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

You got your orders standing to buy the dump
Your finger's on the trigger but it don't seem right
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

Night is falling and you just can't sleep
this dump illusion or reality?
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now - the pink wojak now
You're pink wojak now
Oh, oh you're pink wojak - now

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU CRYPTO'S GONNA CRASH THIS WAY (AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA)
YOUR TRADES A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE, YOUR FUTURE'S DOA
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS SELLING LOW IN FEAR
WHEN IT'S DIPPING EVERY DAY, FOR WEEKS OR MONTHS
OR EVEN A YEAR, BUT

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(WHEN ETHER STARTS TO FALL)
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
(HODL JUST A LITTLE MORE)
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
/BIZ/ IS HERE FOR YOU T- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Chain Links 'round my neck
Chain Links 'round my neck
He never gets respect
Chain Links 'round my neck
(Serg flush it out, Serg flush it out)
Chain Links 'round my neck
(Serg flush it out, Serg flush it out)
He never gets respect
(Serg flush it out, Serg flush it out)
Chain Links 'round my neck
(Serg flush it out, Serg flush it out)
He never gets respect

Fuck it all and no regrets, I buy the dump on link main net
I need a bigmac to let myself, to let myself go free
Fuck it all and fucking no regrets, I buy the dump on link main net
Shitcoin noose, I hang myself, Chain Links 'round my neck

I feel my wallet shake like an earthquake
Hard to see clear, is it me, is it fomo?
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR PEPES
WORN OUT MEMES, WORN OUT MEMES
BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEIR DAILY WOJAKS
GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE
THEIR BAGS ARE FILLING UP THEIR TAXES
NO EXPRESSION, NO EXPRESSION
HIDE MY HEAD, I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROW
NO TOMORROW, NO TOMORROW

AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DUMPING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU, I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE
WHEN PEOPLE SELL THEIR CRYPTO IT'S A VERY VERY
MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD, MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD

BIZTARDS WAITING FOR THE DAY, THEY MAKE IT
HAPPY BULL DAY, HAPPY BULL DAY
MADE TO FEEL THE WAY THAT EVERY MILLIONAIRE SHOULD
SIT AND LISTEN, SIT AND LISTEN
WENT TO BINANCE AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS
NO ONE KNEW ME, NO ONE KNEW ME
HELLO SERGEY, TELL ME HOW MUCH TO MAKE IT
SHILL RIGHT TO ME, SHILL RIGHT TO ME

AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DUMPING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU, I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE
WHEN PEOPLE SELL THEIR CRYPTO IT'S A VERY VERY
MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD, MAAAAAD WOOOOOOOOOORLD

ENLARGE YOUR BAGS
MAD WORLD

I remember when we cashed out the first time
Saying, "This is it, I've had enough" 'cause like
We hadn't seen it go up in a month
When you said you needed rent (What?)

Then you come around again and say, "BTC
I miss you, and I swear I'm gonna hold, trust me"
Remember how that lasted for a day?

I say, "I'll short you"
We crash down
You call me, "I longed you"

Ooh, we sold it off again last night, but ooh
This time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never, ever, ever getting back our tether
We are never, ever, ever getting back our tether

You go shill to your friends, shill to my friends, shill through memes
But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back our tether

Like, ever

I'm really gonna miss you picking coins and me
Falling for it screaming that I'm right and you
Would hide away and find your peace of mind with some
Indian board that's much cooler than mine

Ooh, you margin called me up tonight, but ooh
This time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never, ever, ever getting back our tether
We are never, ever, ever getting back our tether

You go shill to your friends, shill to my friends, shill through memes (shill through memes)
But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back our tether

I used to think that we'd hold forever ever
And I used to say, "Never say never"

Uh, so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love NEO"
I'm like, "I just, I mean this is exhausting
You know, like we are never getting back our tether"
"Like, ever" (No!)

We are never, ever, ever getting back our tether
We are never, ever, ever getting back our tether

You go shill to your friends, shill to my friends, shill through memes
But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back our tether

We - getting back our tether
We - getting back our tether

You go shill to your friends, shill to my friends, shill through memes (shill through memes)
But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back our tether

>>16369545
As I hodl through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my folio and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been pumpin' and dumpin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shilled a coin that didn't deserve it
Me be not buyin Link, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you shillin' and where you fudin'
Or you and your homies might bend the knee
I really hate to short, but I gotta loc
As I croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda NEET the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, dropin pastas in the Link threads

Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in the wagecuck's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
cucked' in the jewish paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in the Jewish paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in the wagecuck's paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the 4chan
So I gotta be down with the LINK team
Too much meme watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm a uneducated fool with no money on my mind
Got my bags in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out Linkie, shitpostin' banger
And my marines is down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothin' but a Link dump away
hikki NEET' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
The way serg is dumpin' I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
that the ones who sell are you and meeee?

Imagine going to all this thread effort and unironically having no life

>>16369782
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, oracles ready
There's bankers in the room already, Morgan Stanley
He's nervous, but at the SIBOS he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd FUDs so loud
He opens his mouth, but oracle problems still around
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
SIBOS is over, times up, over, blaow!

>>16369782
Shut the fuck up fag this thread is based as fuck

>>16369782
The effort to write >>16369545 originally was 100% worth it. Reposting it still makes me crack up.

MY GAINS ARE GONE IM WONDERING WHY
I GOT OUT OF BED AT ALL

THE MORNING RAIN CLOUDS UP MY FOLIO
AND I CANT SEE AT ALL

EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD ALL BE RED
WITH THE SATS RIGHT ON THE FLOOR

IT REMINDS ME THAT IM HOLDING BAGS
IM HOLDING BAGS

Dear Sergey
I bought link but I'm still a poorfag
I put my ledger, my trezor, and my private keys in my colon
I bought ico back in autumn
I'm surprised I even got em
There probably was a problem with autism or something
Sometimes I sperg out on pictures of you when I get a little bothered
But anyway fuck it
How's Jason parser
My wife's son is about to make an oracle
If I have a node guess what I'm gonna call er
Imma call it rory
I read about bandaid solution I'm sorry
I remember when jeeves disappeared cause no one wanted em
I know you hear this everyday
But your fucking fat
You need lay off the bigmacs in the back
I have a room full of Adkins ads for you man
I like the mcchicken though that shit is a fact
Anyway I hope you make it man
Hit me back
Your still fat
Your biggest fan
This is /biz/

>>16369916
The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm holding Bags
I'm holding bags...

Dear Sergey, you still ain't released any news
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me inside the slack
You didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph for Rory
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the fucking chatroom for you
For four weeks, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in november?
You said if I'd shilled for you, you would pump back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I never knew 50x gains neither
I lost money on Link instead of holding BTC or Ether
I can relate to what they're saying in the FUD
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and shitpost up
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of chainlink across the chest
Sometimes I even pump and dump to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the wojacks are such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is fake
And I respect you ‘cause you sell it
My blowup doll is jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, sergey, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like /biz/ shitposting up
You gotta email me, man
I'll be the biggest wallet you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, /biz/
P.S. We should pump together too

Good job, OP

>>16369956
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been three months and still no github update– I don't deserve it?
I bought three bitcoins worth of Chainlink,
Each time half the value before it,
So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, about to sell all your shit for 10 Request,
Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
You know the song by Wutang Clan
"Torture" about that guy that gets pumped, with a hot hanger, up in his rear hump?
thats kinda how this is, you could've pumped to save me from dumping,
Now it's too late, I'm ten times down now, and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy update or a tweet,
I hope you know I deleted all of your meme pics out my C:,
I loved you, Sergey, we could've been rich together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you meme about it
And when you meme
I hope you can't sleep and you Airbnb about it
I hope your shitcoin eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Sergey, that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't dump her, she gives me gains, she aint like you
‘Cause if she dumps on me, ill have nothing left, and suicide too,
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the pump now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to sell when this shit is scamming me out?

JUST FUCK ME UP

>>16370009
Dear 4chan, I meant to update sooner, but I just been busy
Forgetting about all the idiots who trusted in me
Look, I'm really flattered you would sell your link for that
But REQ is a shit coin too
It will never hit a billion market cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the slack, I must've missed you
You must think I gave a fuck about this project after I found my waifui
But what's this shit you said about you like to pump and dump too?
I say that shit just clowning, dawg
Im not going to buy your bags for you.
You got some issues, 4chan, I think you need some counselin'
For believing in an exit scam as if I'd keep announcin
And what's this shit about us meant to gain together?
That type of shit'll make me rich and you poor forever
I really think you and Rory need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you buy more link, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you just dump a little, I'm glad I inspire you
But 4chan, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I got rich by not holding bags
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on steemit a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some linkie had pumped and drove the price up for /biz/
And kept his gains instead of selling
Then everyone dumped on his
And in the thread they found a wojack
But they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you, damn

Just drop that B-T-C bit to the coin,
Drop below that 7k make you cry to your moms,
Or waifus, bobo be your idol,
Hodling forever waitin for your fuckin revival,
You wanna test my TA skills?...
Bottom selling nigger pajeet its best to chill,
Or chop off a bulls testikillss

>>16369359
>>16369472
I only recognize these 2 songs... second one being from the beetles

ALL THOSE SATURDAYS WHEN KIDS GO OUT AND PLAY
YO, I WAS UP IN MY ROOM - RUNNIN CHARTS ALL DAY
WASN'T FADED, NOT JADED
JUST A KID WITH A PAD AND A PEN AND A BIG IMAGINATION

ALL THIS I SEEK I FIND
I PUSH THE T/A TO THE LINES
MAKE IT, BREAK IT, TAKE IT
UNTIL MY BAGS ARE WEIGHTED

CLICK CLICK BOOM!

>>16370076

>>16369359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm7vnOC4hoY
>>16369385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA5NmQESx8
>>16369421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxsPBbZ_b8
>>16369439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbODnX0dVs
>>16369453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9BaNN5J4E
>>16369472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa-ae6_okmg
>>16369545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Ez-w-zvd4
>>16369679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcsvE1zv1ek
>>16369801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
>>16369916
>>16369956
>>16370009
>>16370036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQRmA2v2D9s

>>16370084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9fVvzsjQGg

>>16370073
https://youtu.be/EJjBxL6lQtQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oV_ZjGJvIU
/biz/, by Anonymous
What is /biz/?
/biz/ is like a big spectacle, fucking your rectum hole with pump and dumps
And right when it dips and you sell, the price is gonna jump and make you feel like a chump

What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends, but they're really shills faking goodwill
So just when you think you can finally pay your bills, they wanna make you hold their bag when you ain't lookin'

What is LINK?
LINK is what makes a Wojak turn pink
LINK is the root of all bag-holding
LINK'll make them same friends invest in gold, and tell you to stay and hold

What is /biz/?
I'm tired of /biz/

I'm tired of red candle-ass charts with all-time lows
I'm tired of losing $10k each time I doze
I'm tired of always yelling and frantically panic selling
Tired of my wallet never swelling
Tired of seeing Bitcoin on Big Bang Theory and Ellen
Tired of feelin' like it's DBZ and I'm Krillin
Tired of not being an early adopter
Tired of not being able to afford a Lambo and a fancy helicopter
Tired of wishin' for my death
Tired of having to beg for sats to spend on ETH
Tired of exchanges taking fiat and dartin' off
Tired of rockets liftin' off while I lose money every time I fart and cough
Tired of picturing Sergey every time I jerk off
Tired of havin' to work in a McDonalds cage for a wage that makes me wanna cry and scream with rage

I'm tired of using MetroPCS
I'm tired of eating Top Ramen
Tired of not having a bank account in the Cayman Islands
But if had a million Tethers, I'd dump it on an exchange, and keep pumping the prices up forever
If I had a magic wand, I'd start a bank run, and empty every wallet till the money's gone, and they're overdrawn
And if I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole market to kiss

BIT-COIN DIPPIN, PUMP IT THEN ALL CANDLES FLIPPIN'
LOOKIN AT ALL YA'LL TRIPPIN BITCH WHAT'S UP (BITCH WHAT'S UP AY)
PINKBOY SCREAMIN SEE ME NOW EVERYBODY SELLING
DUMP IT NOW EVERYBODY SCREAMIN JUST LIKE US (JUST LIKE US AY)
NO CASH I'M A MOTHER FUCKIN MESS
ATLEAST I POST A PINK WOJAK THEN I REST IN PEACE
THEY WANT MY BAGS BUT THEY'LL NEVER GET MY LINK FROM ME
I KEEP THE WALLET LOCKED UP THEN I DITCH THE KEY
SEE I CAN HODL A LITTLE HARDER RED CANDLES MAKE IT HOTTER
GOTTEM SCREAMIN PINK FACED LIKE FUCK

>>16370073
>>16370176

Shit I almost forgot the other one I wrote, might as well add it to your collection too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0w01S7Jnk

I saw Wojak with a Chinese bag in his hand
Posting on the boards of 4chan in the rain
He was looking for a CEO called Lee Ho Fooks
Gonna get a bit of bagholder revenge

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo

You hear him howling under your basement floor
You better not let him up
Little old shill got mutilated late last night
Wojaks of crypto again

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo

He's the iron-handed 'jeet
Who shits all on the street
Lately he's been overheard
Shilling FunFair

You better stay away from him
He'll RIP your gains out, Jim
Ha
I'd like to meet his banker

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo

Well I saw Charlie Lee walking with McAfee
Dissing the Wojaks of crypto
I saw Charlie Lee, broke, walking with McAfee
Dissing the Wojaks of crypto

I saw a Boomer shorting volatility by trading VIX
His eyes were bloodshot

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto

Only other one I got; didn't write it but it's based off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktdQiODWt84

Ahhhhhhh, Aaahhhhhh, AAAAHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space


When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's sell

Let's sell
For fear the crash will come
Let's sell
For fear my life is done
Let's pay
At the peak is when I buy
Let's pay
Over the market, the freefalling market


When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU
I ain't got no motherfuckin' Links
That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker!
(Take money) /biz/ side, Bad Boy Bobos
(Take money) You know whos shorting this
(Take money) We bring it too
(Take money)

First off, fuck yo' bitch and the Oracles you claim
/biz/ 4chan when we ride, come equipped with memes
You claim to be a player, but I fucked rorys wife
We bust on gay Bulls, NEETs fucked for life
Plus, Sergey tryna see me, weak pumps I rip
Jason Parser and Steve Ellis some poor-ass bitches
We keep on dumpin' while we fuddin' on your Juels
Steady gunnin', keep on sellin' at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' rory, go ask your homie how I'll leave ya
Cut your young-ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Lil' rory, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck stink!
I'll let them NEETs know it's dump for life
Don't let the Bobos ride tonight (Ha ha)
Sergey dumped on Link and killed it
Fuck with me and get yo' dicks peeled, you know

See, buy your shorts when you see Bobo
Call the cops when you see Bobo, uh
Who pumped Link? But you punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NEET, I hit 'em up!

>>16369782

Fuck you faggot, this is the best thread on biz all month.

'Til the Serg comes out, 'til the news go out
'Til my bags sell out, shitpost on /biz/
'Til the FUD clears out, am I high? Perhaps
I'ma buy this LINK 'til McD collapse
(Until the folio) 'Til the Serg comes out, 'til the news go out
(The folio comes off) 'Til my bags sell out, shitpost on /biz/
(Until my Links) 'Til the FUD clears out, am I high? Perhaps
(Give out from underneath me) I'ma buy this LINK 'til McD collapse

>>16370517
I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself
Is Bitcoin worth buyin'? Should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor and, even worse I hold REQ
My stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a coin to pump
Jannies give a damn about a NEET
Pull the trigger, sell a LINK, he's an hero
"Give the LINK to the poojeets, who the hell cares?
One more pink wojak on the /biz/ board!"
First ship 'em stinks and let 'em deal to brothers
Give 'em dumps, step back, watch 'em FUD each other
"It's time to fight back," that's what rory said
Two black Men in the dark, now rory's cucked
I got love for my brother
But we can never go nowhere unless we stop sell to each other
We gotta start makin' changes
Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant strangers
And that's how it's supposed to be
How can Sergey dump a brother if he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we shilled with memes
But things change… and that's the way it is

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

>>16370720
I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Dump my linkies? My bags will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than your little etherium bastards

And Rory? You can get your cuck face glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
Sergey doesn't post any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I'm dead broke, deluded but wishful
Ever since Sergey turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash Link's value so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me