/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16365640
>manlets will never know the feeling of receiving free money for their sperm

>>16365640
Not worthy of passing on my dna

>>16365640
You gotta be at least 6ft and have a clean family medical history.

No.

What you aren't told is that ymthere is no guarantee that you'll get consistent payouts for monthly deposits. Yeah you'll get paid for the first one, maybe the first few, but after they realize you aren't a Harvard son of a billionaire, they don't need gallons of your cum on ice, so they simply stop allowing you to donate. And if they do, it's a minimum payout, think maybe $30 every 2 weeks. Is that what your DNA is worth to you?

>>16365689
done

>>16365693
I want to be paid to cum.

>>16365693
The thought that some ugly dyke is forced to have my child because her ugly dyke partner can't produce sperm is enough payment for me. The rest is icing.

>>16365640
buying anothers guys sperm is the most cucked thing ever. this in vitro shit should be banned honetsly.
btw heard they pay upwards of 500€ per cumshot

>>16365640
>>16365723
the rich lesbian couple raising your child will sue for child support. Yes, it has happened before

>>16365640

I'm 6ft, Masters Degree, and have a good job. And am athletic, etc...

I've thought about it for some side cash, but the idea of having a bunch of random kids out there to fat trolls who couldn't get a man to fuck them, sounds like a pretty cruel fate for the children. Children who would technically be my sons and daughters.

Seems like some bad karma.

>>16365640
ahh im gonna cum!

>>16365772
Lmao ok bitch have fun with 100 dollars a year. I live with my mother and make less than min wage.

>>16365693
>Is that what your DNA is worth to you?
Well considering it's going down the toilet anyway $30 seems good

>Implying you know what they do with the DNA
>Implying it all gets used in a good way

You would have to be retarded. Those fertility clinics are shady as fuck business. Look into it

>>16365693
>Muh DNA
Assuming your precious DNA is worth giving a fuck about to begin with. You're a minnow in a 7.5 billion fish ocean.

>>16365871
found the nano holder

>>16365640

The real Chad is the 5'4 manlet sperm bank owner who secretly inseminates all the women with his manlet DNA cum

>>16365964
unbelievably based

>>16365845
>used in a good way

what the fuck does that mean?

>>16366013
It means DYR

>>16365640
the incredibly small forehead makes me suspicious

>>16365640
Actual donor here.
It's really time consuming. There are doctor and therapist visits to make sure you don't have any underlying health issues that can be passed down. You are probably getting paid less than minimum wage when it's all said and done.

>>16365994

happens a lot actually

>>16366025
why don't you SMC?

>>16366040
BIAMAFS

>>16366040
BIANAFS*

>>16366068
HCMMFFP?

>>16366100
nope, you lost me

>>16365785
You need high income to donate sperm