/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16355845
A $100 refundable deposit is not “orders”

for what?

its an awesome truck with a unique design, anyone that thinks otherwise is a follow-the-trend braindead normie faggot

>>16355859
A visionary
>>16355850
Pleb

>>16355859
The truck is an embarrassment

>>16355845
It was obvious. It's the next VW bug. You're going to be seeing these literally everywhere - and maybe very cleverly, Elon is going to be politically flipping a lot of fucking reds with this. It will be hilarious to see the rust belt and the bible belt looking like an episode of Westworld.

Doesn't matter how much you hate tech or think it looks geeky, no zoomer redneck with a set of nuts is gonna abide his neighbor conveying logs and cruising away while he struggles to lift his 2x4 into the truck bed. Then once they're emotionally invested in their truck, which is electric, next comes the intense, passionate love for "the woods" or some shit so they don't have to admit fully to their political transformation.

Honestly masterful.

>>16355876
No it won't, Westworld was a hot box of dog shit. I want no reminders.

>>16355874
on paper its going to be the best truck available to buy. thinking its an objectively bad car because you think it looks gay is foolish.

the only thing bad about the cars design is due to the skin being load bearing means all cosmetic damage = structural damage

You need at least 10k cybertrucks to make it. 1k is suicide stack

>its an awesome truck with a unique design, anyone that thinks otherwise is a follow-the-trend braindead normie faggot

Its ugly as sin but
A.you customize it till it looks better
B.if it performs it performs
Guess we'll see

>>16355902
Season 1 was good, 2 was eh

>>16355850
but it is a $14.6 million dollar interest free loan.

>>16355904
>>16355876
>>16355874

>All Elon had to do was make semi-good looking truck, and not have an absolute embarrassment of a unveiling
>couldn't even do that

Blows my mind how people praise Elon Musk for being a visionary. They had the ENTIRE market in a vice grip after their Q3 earnings, and pull THAT out of their asses hahahahah

Tesla stock would be up 15% if they unveiled a good looking car with the same specs.

What is the price of this vehicle?

>>16356045
Lazy fuck
tesla.com

>>16355986
yup. be too late too chargeback the payments, by the time the mugs realize they been fleeced

>>16356001
That's the thing though, I'd say people want that futuristic feeling to it

>>16355874
As big as an embarrassment as the 1986 Ford Taurus with all of it's silly impractical curves. CURVES, in a CAR! Can you imagine how silly it'd be if everyone drove in a car that was all whimsical and curvy like that?

>>16355986
What do you think they will do with the money?

>>16355845
that took balls

>>16355845
I preordered the tri motor with self driving for $76,900

this is why it will succeed:

1. outperforms trucks in its class
2. priced competitively - the weird shape is cheaper to manufacture and what allows it to be sold at a 40k entry price
3. you can still make it look american by attaching aftermarket redneck accessories (pic related). Add some racks, some extra lights above the cab, a bull bar etc and you can continue to look like you fuck your sister

This is the ultimate vehicle to have for the upcoming depression.

>>16356215
I can’t wait to mog all the Georgia rednecks with this fucking tank cruising to UGA games

>I can’t wait to mog all the Georgia rednecks with this fucking tank cruising to UGA games

>>16355874
I love it and will own one

>I can’t wait to mog all the Georgia rednecks with this fucking tank cruising to UGA games

>>16356086
oh, only 100$?

>>16356045
$39,900 for the shitty single motor rear wheel drive
$49,900 for the decent dual motor all wheel drive
$69,900 for the supreme tri motor all wheel drive

>>16355876
>You have to e a leftist to appreciate the vehicle.
Stop.

>>16355845
tesla fanbois are the worst
they are destroying the car industry

i'm starting to see the investment potential as my country gets more diverse
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7718475/Shocking-moment-brawl-breaks-police-attacked-cinema.html

>>16355876
Mad Max. Which is probably right around the corner.

with an electric car, you can't really go anywhere you want

But windows crashes on it tho

>>16356450
Teslacucks don't care about real innovation or technology they just want to make social statements with their purchases

it's sad really being this brainwashed and delusional

I can order with no obligation to buy, right? At what point does this become a contract you can't back out of?

>>16356450
The 500 mile range is enough for me and I'll also keep my sedan just because
You can also charge up fast at any of the 150,000 superchargers around the US

>>16356160
Steak them at the bank

>>16356466
>I can order with no obligation to buy, right?
Yep $100
>At what point does this become a contract you can't back out of?
When you pay. 2021 for either the single RWD and dual motor AWD variant. 2022 for the tri motor AWD variant

I can imagine the truck looking very nice with a front pushbar and a roof rack.

>>16356335
Yeah Tesla only received a 14.6 million dollar loan to start production. Fucking pleb

>>16356183
Same. Pre-ordering a Tesla has never worked out to be advantageous price wise but I am hoping reserving full self driving now for $7k will be much cheaper than it costs by the time the tri-motor ships. Time will tell...
>>16356382
Yea I really don’t get how ppl affiliate electric vehicles with the left. Conservatives can be retards sometimes.

>>16356460
>making a social statement
The only statement to be made is that you don’t want to keep buying the same obsolete vehicle that hasn't had significant improvements in decades

>>16356358

And the difference between all three will literally just be software, just like the other Tesla models

>>16356539
Yeah dude the cheap one will totally have 3 motors and have all wheel drive capability but the software will limit it to one motor and only power the rear wheels

>>16356160
A smart man would buy link

>>16356001
Don't be retarded. It's attacking an anti-market for Tesla's larger mission. They're THE scaled manufacturer in electric vehicles, and truck sales are some 20% of sales in the largest automobile market in the world. If they can flip truck owners to their product, the WOMM effect will be fucking huge in the long-term.

Not to mention the sheer brilliance of this design being so aggressively pulled from a fusion of Blade Runner at 1950's "looks at the fuuuuuuuture" showcases during a cultural decade defined by people desperately trying to escape into middle class so as not to be left behind by the transformation of entertainment, employment, and technology to service-based network models.

>>16356466
Don't Tesla have 14-day free return policy in the US? Tesla is the only car manufacturer to offer that here in Norway. If Tesla is not for you or the car has tons of panel gaps you can return it within 14 days no questions asked.

>>16356001
Don't be retarded. It's attacking a hard-to-penetrate market for Tesla's larger mission. They're THE scaled manufacturer in electric vehicles, and truck sales are some 20% of sales in the largest automobile market in the world. If they can flip truck owners to their product, the WOMM effect will be fucking huge in the long-term.

Not to mention the sheer brilliance of this design being so aggressively pulled from a fusion of Blade Runner and 1950's "looks at the fuuuuuuuture" showcases during a decade culturally defined by people desperately trying to escape into middle class so as not to be left behind by the obviously accelerating partitioning of culture due to the transformation of entertainment, employment, and lifestyle technology to network-based service models.

$100 deposit fucking LMAO, wonder how many retards did that just to share their "purchase" with other normie faggots.
TSLA will be dead and Elon will be dead or in prison, this $100 cash grab is just the last ditch exit scam
truck looks nice though and I will be getting one if this actually pans out, but im betting it wont

>>16356665

It's the coolest car ever made

>>16356665
>Elon Musk will perform a 30 year long career exit scam

holy shit get up and go outside bruh

>>16356665
why are you tripfags so bipolar?

>>16356147
Yep, those used to be everywhere

>>16355876
Are you retarded? Electric vehicles are not 'left'. To be left is to virtue signal over functionality. A not practical, shitty electric car from 2000 is left-wing. Current Tesla cars are right-wing.

>>16355845
I LIKE IT
NEVER DID I NOT
ELON MUSK HIT
THE BALL OUT OF
THE PARK ON THIS
ONE

>>16356147

>>16356665
>Tripfag basing his whole image on being wrong
How can I profit from this?

Is this really the steering "wheel" it comes with?

>>16356786

>>16356786
Not legal in America as far as I know

>>16356450
You can go anywhere there are charging sources. The same applies to fossil fuelled cars.

>>16356808
my post was really just a reference to a dumb meme and totally pointless to most people, but,

you will for the foreseeable future be able to get gasoline at many more places than there are ev charging stations, you can easily bring more fuel than what's in the tanks, and if you somehow end up stranded without fuel you can simply call for someone to bring a can or two

>>16356215

>>16356358

>>16356747
imagine spending so much time by yourself you can type this out without laughing

>>16356539

>>16356358
> When you realise that the Chad is driving a vehicle shaped like his hair

>>16355845
>Apologize

if you can't see people dropping 40k+ on that heap of crap is a sign we're nearing the top of a cheap money bubble then get the fuck out of investing. it's to this bubble what hummers were to the last.

>>16356999
He's right, kinda. Not the whole "Teslas are right" but they aren't left either. They are cool, stylish, affordable, and functional. Just good cars period.

>>16357045
you probably developed your conservative values in a leftist bubble or something. the issue with people who develop beliefs in a locally counter-cultural fashion is that doing so has a higher IQ floor which leads them to believe all those who share their values worldwide have more nuanced and intelligent ideas than they actually do

stroll down to the bible belt and see how widely that opinion is shared about electric vehicles in general

>>16355876
wet dream of cope

>>16356130
Yeah, and people praised the Model S, X, and 3 for feeling futuristic, because it was a good looking car with great features that people wanted. And rightfully so.

This truck looks like a Delorean fucked a Humvee, neither of which sold very well.

>>16356653
The idea to make a Tesla truck is a great idea. But ALL they had to do was make one that doesn't look retarded. The automotive market is preposterously finicky, cars that are too different fail and fail and fail, and they have for 100's of years.

The second half of your post sounds schizo kek. Tesla stock would be at $1000/share right now if Elon could take the fucking blunt out of his mouth and properly run a fucking company.

>>16357045
>50,000$ car you can never get maintenance on
>affordable

>>16357133
>Thinks 50,000 dollars is a lot of money
>Doesn't know new cars have warranties
I'm sorry your poor anon

>>16356001
>an absolute embarrassment of a unveiling
Dude the car was in the press everywhere. It's free advertisement.

Ford also has a new electric car. Do you know how it looks? Of course not. Because ford didn't makea meme that's all over the news 24/7 for a week.

But you know how the the tesla truck looks because it's memed 24/7.

Elon is a true genius and you're an absolute idiot for not seeing it

>>16355904
typical autismo mindset. there's more to things than "on paper specs" you stupid faggot.

>>16357255
Elon isn't a true genius, he's just ((their)) brainchild. The media has been maneuvered into the perfect spot to unleash the "news cycle entrepreneur", ads are being killed off so the only succesful up and coming businesses will have to play ball with the media.

>>16355845
I'm confused, what does Elon even do that "he's" been successful across these wildly different industries? Why do people not treat him like the Steve Jobs he is?

>>16357301
Are you really such a lazy nigger that you can't do the fucking echo right? No, your just a kike that cant bring himself to use the correct symbol, right?

>>16356160
>What do you think they will do with the money?
It is unearned money, so they aren't going to do anything with it.

>all cars look the same!
>WTF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT MAKE IT LIKE A NORMAL CAR
elon btfos reddit AGAIN

>>16355845
That's great, now how will they produce them when they can't keep up with current orders already?
PRO TIP: They won't

>>16356450
> with gas powered cars, you can only drive where you can refill
> with battery powered cars, you can only drive where you can recharge

How do you make it through the day?

>>16357255
>Elon Musk besmirched Tesla's record of fantastic, understated design while also failing an on stage test and making a fool out of himself
>haha it was on purpose though! for publicity!

yeah what a genius

>>16357685
>Average gas fill up is 5 minutes or less
>Average recharge is literally hours
Don't worry kids this cross country trip in our sweet new Tesla trash truck will only take 3 weeks!

>>16357312
Steve Jobs was a fucking poser but at least he knew how to compose himself with class and create products with unmatched user experience.

>>16357703
Ask me how I know you've never driven a Tesla

Welcome to the new age faggots!!!

>>16356215
>the weird shape is cheaper to manufacture and what allows it to be sold at a 40k entry price
can you elaborate on that?

>>16356919
It's not a dumb meme it's a great meme, and a quality reference.

>>16357744
https://youtu.be/4qgO3A2pUr8
Pretty informative video by some legit boomers. Basically it's one folded sheet of stainless steel a la origami

>>16355876
>conveying logs and cruising away while he struggles to lift his 2x4 into the truck bed.

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and assume by your verbage that youve never owned a truck before and therefore your analysis is wrong and irrelevant.

Market has spoken

>>16355845
"Well" posters getting replies on /biz/ now?

>>16356808
Are there charging stations in Mexico?

>>16355876
Elon has already called out the jew

>>16355876
1. bait
2. you are delusional
which is it

>>16355904
Yeah, this is my reservation about the load bearing skin. But by the same token, repairing that load bearing skin is as simple as taking to it with a mig.

>>16355928
Stfu, suicide stack has always been 10k cybertrucks, 100k to make it.

>>16357892
no i mean with a literal conveyor belt attachment because that's a no-brainer that musk undoubtedly intends to implement

>>16357955
2 for sure

>>16355874
It's already a collectors item like the flamethrower. Bears are going to get raped in the ass on Monday

>>16358082
>a literal conveyor belt attachment
yes, on top of the folding electric rear ramp (that needs 2 consecutive free parking spaces) and the non-opening sides, which means you NEED to load this POS from the rear (see: parking space prev.)
As the guy who previously replied (correctly) noted, you don't know fucking jack about trucks, why people buy them, nor how they use them. Protip: faffing around with electric tailgates, ramps and fucking conveyer belts is not only introducing incalculably numerous points of failure, you'd be ded of fucking button pressing, boredom and FLAT FUCKING BATTERIES before got a case of beer ever got loaded into the fucker. Its at this point, you start to wonder if anyone at Tesla ever looked into why and how people buy/use trucks either. For fucking sure, if/when they did ? they don't appear to have given many fucks over it

>>16358185
Who do you work for? It's clear you have an agenda to push

>>16356450
Can electric cars even blast Sweet Dreams are Made of These?

>>16355876

Good pasta

>>16355876

It was obvious. It's the next model T. You're going to be seeing these LITERALLY everywhere - and maybe very cleverly, Elon is going to be sexually flipping a lot of fucking trans with this. It will be hilarious to see the LGBT and the SJWs looking like a BBC porn bukkake.

Doesn't matter how much you hate it or think it looks geeky, no dyke with a set of nuts is gonna abide her girlfriend conveying logs and cruising away while he struggles to lift his 2x4 into the truck bed. Then once they're emotionally invested in their truck, which is electric, next comes the intense, passionate love for "the woods" or some shit so they don't have to admit fully to their sexual transformation.

Honestly masterful.

>>16358316
big if true

>>16358185
right, because there's a conveyor belt.

what you're doing here is like accusing someone pushing for computers of not knowing anything about handwriting, ffs

>>16358316
based

>>16358301
i'm literally elon musk

>>16358354
>>16358358
based Elon

>>16356147
The Taurus was well received. The autism wedge is not.

>>16358316
yep this is based

>>16355845
So what I pre ordered one because it’s only $100 down and fully refundable even if you don’t buy the car. If crypto doesn’t make me rich by 2022 I won’t be able to afford it and will get my $100 back. Probably a lot of autists like me doing the same.

>>16356665
hahahahahah i knew "Schiff will win" was a retard that didn't looked at the numbers in fron of him.

But this is next level , go look at musk wealth and his companies , he reduced so much orbital launch costs that all space programs are being rekt atm because everyone is launching with spaceX , he will continue to have this monopoly for a decade at least.

God damn im going to buy more crypto now.

>>16355859
>unique design
When people think of futuristic vehicles, that truck is one of the first things to pop in their head. Unique my ass.

>>16356160
14.6 million blowjobs for $1.

Alternatively, 14,600 $1000 PREMIUM blowjobs.

>>16357898
they already made 8 bil worth of sales (if all preorders translated to orders) and it's only been a day