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What are you getting your parents for Christmas?

>> No.16353833

>>16353808
a firm handshake

>> No.16353850

Retirement home rooms

>> No.16353868

My mom likes movie, so probably a gift certificate to the cinema

Some scratch offs to remind us of times past. My dad loved them.

A few pieces of Tupperware

>> No.16353880

>>16353808
Not a damn thing!

>> No.16353888
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>>16353808
Something homemade. Can't afford to buy anything after I discovered crypto

>> No.16354979 [DELETED] 

>>16353888
Loled

>> No.16354991

>>16353808
chainlink

>> No.16355441

>>16353833
No, your supposed to trade your boss a nice handshake for money so you can buy them a cruise

>> No.16355457

>>16353888
Keked and checked. They will probably like it, if you spend time on it. Macaroni hearts are not acceptable gifts at your age anon.

>> No.16355577

Heritage testing kit

>> No.16355598

a hug goodbye and a pillow

>> No.16355612

>>16353808
A Xiaomi smart scale and probably another cheap trinket on amazon for my mom.

>> No.16355885

>>16353808
>falling for the consumer meme
Never

>> No.16355894

more link

>> No.16355898

>>16353888
Cook them a meal.

>> No.16355899

>>16355598
this one will make it

>> No.16355909

Kanye's new album

>> No.16355920

>>16353808
my mom will get a nice dragon dildo, she always wanted to have one of those

>> No.16356881

>>16355920
Single mother I take it?

>> No.16357175

>>16355920
Pics or it didn't happen

>> No.16357188

>>16355920
Should have just fucked your mom.
Don't you even love her?

>> No.16357200

Books for my mom, I dunno what I want to do for my dad. Maybe some scotch

>> No.16357203

>>16355899
To the noose?

>> No.16357601

>>16353808
I'm getting my dad a 12-month pass to xxxbrapvideos.com. For mom a Donald Trump Chia pet

>> No.16357606

dildos

>> No.16357618

>>16353808
Nothing. I don't spend money on them, they spend money on me, while I stay home and do nothing. Dumb retards.

>> No.16357626

>>16353808
Nothing, they are dead

>> No.16357643

>>16353808
Nothing, Fuck my dad for charging me rent. I pay for my own food,water,electricity and internet and he wants me to pay 500$ a month but I refuse. Probably getting kicked out soon but i will always have the last laugh. He's 55 and I unironically hope his death comes swift and it's painful. Either that or he suffers in an old folks home. I won't be showing up at his funeral either, Fuck him.

>> No.16357668

>>16357643
To clarify, I pay him for the utilities that I use through my crypto profits but I don't pay him rent.

>> No.16357674
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>>16353808
Reminder to always buy boomers BTC or LTC so that they hodl it eternally into the grave pamping the price. Boomers dont use their coins, they just like knowing they exist. Its like gold.

>> No.16357677

>>16357626
aww too sad, hugs

>> No.16357681
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>>16353808
bitcoin CASH

>> No.16357708

>>16353808
When I see mom on Thanksgiving, I'll ask her what she wants.

Dad is deceased.

>> No.16357842

>>16357643
He's only 55. Your hate stew is going to be simmering for much longer than you think.

>> No.16357884

>>16353808
Stargate SG1 box set

>> No.16358304

>>16357842
He has bad health issues, Type 2 diabetes and he's obese. He will not live till 70, I have been preparing for a ritual to make him get in a car wreck but I have to go to the graveyard to scoop up some dirt.

>> No.16358335

>>16353808

Blessed with good parents, hard to shop for.

>> No.16358344

>>16353808
Giving them each a ledger with 10k link and 1 lp

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>>16358304
make peace with your father you little faggot, he literally squirted you into this world and you should have more respect for him. nevermind fucking doing some autistic little ritual to get him killed lmao spastic