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>>16351644
Its as ugly as linkers

>>16351660
It's actually dope as fuck. No one else has anything like it, everyone knows what it is, and it looks like a fucking futuristic tank. It should have had vertical doors though.

>>16351660
compared to?

>>16351644
I like that they are bringing sharp angles back (Countach is best Lamborghini), but that particular design is awful. What were they thinking?

>>16351644
Hated it but it’s seriously has grown on me. Actually like it now.

>>16351698
Look again. Zoom out.

>>16351696
Look how ugly these fucking boomer trucks are, and they all look similar

>>16351644
Looks like a fucking DeLorean rendered on a PS1 game.

>>16351710
Deloreans are iconic as fuck now. Same will happen with the tesla

>>16351706
This, at least the cybertruck has some personality, albeit an autistic one

>>16351644
During nighttime seeing those front lights might be quite terrifying. Not a single car has those front lights and now suddenly some alien looking is approaching you. Then you find out it's some degenerate linky with 5 model tier escorts.

>>16351660
>he doesn't like the low poly appearance
What a pleb

Elon needs to mass produce warthogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj9-OlkqJqQ

>>16351660
>>16351706
>But what about M-muh curves though.
Zoomers fags detected.
Sorry you were born after 2000.

>>16351810
I'm 32 years old. I do like weird shit though.

>>16351644
bruh...

Definitely gonna buy one with my link gains.

The linkmobile

sharp angles are avoided in modern cars because they cause additional turbulence and thereby drag.

>>16351644
aslong as no one throws anything at the windows

>>16351906
Uhhh that's not true

>>16351914
It's literally the reason nobody builds cars like the 60s anymore. Less drag = more fuel efficiency.

>>16351994
They were rectangular though retard and built with heavier steel

>>16351994
uhmm sweetie, the reason they don't build cars like the 60s anymore is because car companies are garbage pieces of shit with no intention to drastically change design, instead they let some soi boi design yet another retard design with their clay meme.

>>16351994
>>16351906
Nah bro it had much more to due with change in cultural taste, 3D CAD software, and stamping technology. Aerodynamic have better fuel efficiency but are way more expensive to make.

thats the fucking taxi from total recall

>>16352006
>talk about form & fuel
>noo look at material
learn to stay on topic, literally irrelevant to how form affects drag

>>16352025
>i never saw a wind tunnel

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>>16351644
Checked, I agree

To and fro the citadel. Tesla.
The choice of a new memeration.

>>16351644
>absolutely disgusting.
A truck is as an utilitarian vehicle as it gets, not a fashion statement.

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>>16351660
I'd unironically purchase one, had I actually made it in 2017.

>>16352044

>>16352190
Maserati need to sue tesla

>>16351644
Complete trash

You think this truck is a joke but its designed to run over useless eaters on supply runs

>>16351644

checked. love this new meme. thank you based musk

it's pretty cool for the fact that the exterior is actually the structure itself

unlike modern cars where it's really just a metal frame wrapped with a layer of foil

>>16352224
Kill yourself, low-IQ boomer.

Imagine making it and still driving yourself everywhere. Small thinking.

>design by corky
>marble dashboard

The only purpose of this ugly ass car is to see if people are stupid enough to buy it

>>16351644
I had a dream of the end times a couple of months ago, I also dreamt that link and bsv marines will make it. I knew exactly what I needed to do, was planning on designing some plates to fortify my dmax truck, then tesla's cybertruck came. I said, fuck the steel plates, this cybertruck is the one in my dream.

>>16352349
Imagine making it and then trusting someone who hasn't to drive you. Even making it apparently won't prevent natural selection from taking its course.

>>16351644
Thing is built like a tank. I hope we get more cars like this with the increasing amount of niggers on the streets

>>16352268
You have shit taste incel! Stay in your basement where you fucking belong!

>>16352543
A lot of projection for such a short post.

It's a skatepark on wheels. I like it.

>>16351644
I fucking love this car!!!!

I sincerely hope you guys make a lot of money just if you could help me understand what value ponzi math has

>>16351696 Thats just a fucking Navara with Merc bodywork. Getting fleeced by Krauts = ngmi

I placed my pre order for $100. Just hope my stack grows big enough by 2021!

>>16351696
Looks like something a Mexican would drive.

>>16351644
>the year is 2029
>live in Citadel #13
>have to meet some business partners at citadel #77
>weather is shit af today so can't take the heli
>what better way to travel then than to take a ride in my Tesla Cybertruck™
>run over a few hordes of nolinkers trying to stop me on my way
The future is bright boys.

>>16352851
Lmao that would be awesome.

soon

>>16353636
Someone shop a Chainlink logo flag

>>16351699
same
would unironically daily drive and terrorize texting roasties by tailgating them from 1 feet

CYBER

>>16353636
lulz

>>16352121
>>16352227
>>16352851
making it just got even comfier lads

I will buy one for 69 link in 2020 just to piss on boomers

>>16351644
>>16351660

imagine buying that monstrosity, both are shit.

>>16354494
>I will buy one for 0.69 link in 2020 just to piss on boomers
Here, fixed that for ya.

>>16354523
YOU‘RE A MANIAC

>>16351696
I used to like trucks like these, but compared to teslas new truck it looks totaly pozzed

>>16351894
How could you not buy one of these they’re so fucking based. this is what a zero fucks given vehicle should look like. More importantly you’re not gonna get robbed in that thing and you’re gonna mog all of the bumpkins driving around in f150s or Tacomas

>>16354792
This it’s the biggest middlefinger to boomers imaginable

>>16351685
>>16351696
>>16351699
>>16351706
>>16351712
>>16351739
>>16351810
>>16351894
Hello Tesla stock holders

>>16351660
this car actually looks different unlike the same boring shit we have now

i need to see the crash test results

>>16351644
It's beautiful.

>>16352386
this looks like a deformed hershey kiss

>>16351660
You're gonna be able to charge power tools with this truck and possibly use the trucks air compressor to power your air tools. The tail bed ramp will be pretty handy if you're loading heavy cargo on a dolly like a fridge or something. I'll be honest I laughed when I seen this thing. The design is outright hideous, but sacrificing beauty for the sake of function is respectable. And there is a certain beauty in function.
If you carry a battery/air powered impact wrench in this thing it doesn't matter where you are. If you or someone youre traveling with gets a flat tire just whip that thing out and you'll be back on the road in no time. You'd even be able to use the air compressor to fill up a low tire. Sure its ugly, but if the design helps lower costs to something I can actually afford and makes me impervious to door dings i'm all for it. I'm not laughing at this truck anymore, the more I think about it the more I want one!

>>16351698
It's materials science. When you're using materials created for an actual starship in a car, you are allowed to break a few design rules. Personally, I think it's cyberpunk AF and I love it. If I ever get un-reqt I may buy one

>>16351644
All you guys saying it's dumb are gonna be eating so much shit when this thing is literally all over the place because of the conveyor belt and RV attachments Musk will inevitably put out. Not to mention the fact that it'll essentially be a mobile power tools workshop like this anon says: >>16355195

Why do you think the frame is so goddamn heavy? This thing is an artillery platform, not a truck.

Gen 2 will probably be a practical transformer, this design screams modularity, everyone is comparing it to the serious version of a kit car.

>>16355195
Functional minimalism = beauty in itself

>>16355195
Exactly. Also, 220v power outlet!!! If it can pump out enough juice to power my welder so I don't have to lug around a generator, I'm sold!

>>16351696
>filename
fuck you for making me laugh at this

>>16351644
Screw the haters. I unironically pre-ordered the dual motor AWD Cybertruck last night. That gives me 2 years to save up for when they start shipping out in late 2021. This is going to be epic.

>>16355541
fuck brutalism. kys

>>16355554
You definitely will be able to. Arc welders only use around 1.5 kVA.

man I wish I was younger, rather be a teen or in 20s driving this meme mobile, past the age of 20 you’re just a larping tryhard faggot trying to reclaim the meaning of being new to the world

Looks like a trash can with wheels

>>16356017
Electric cars are a meme. Have AC on 10% of your range off. Have 3people+ in the car 10%off. Drive in the hills for couple of miles 10% off. Use a trailer 25% off. Drive in cold, battery needs to be heated by using the battery itself. Vice versa when it’s overheating. Realistic real world range of the base model is probably 100-150 miles. The same may apply to a diesel (not to this extent tough) but at least I can fuel up in 5 min in every last hillbilly shithole

>>16351644
It would be funny if there werent so many bilked investors.

>>16351644
It looks like a low polygon car that you could see in really early 3d racing games

>>16356304
But that's the punchline

>blocks your path

Solar Panel roof will also be an option it’ll generate 15 miles per day, possibly more & adding fold out solar wings would generate 30 to 40 miles per day

>>16353636
kek

>>16356116
t. Anon who don’t know what he‘s talking about