/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16346577
The second definitely looks better lol

>>16346577
i prefer the functionality of the first one. built in cover to keep my cargo out of the rain and i can slide it up to load more

>>16346610
It's an electric, the bed is over a battery layer.
So, they have the side bits to stop shit from falling out due to shallow bed.

>>16346577
This car looks like a military boat. They should upgrade it for $100K so that you can get a truck/boat all in one. The boomers dream.

>>16346610
it looks even uglier, original version only needs some headlight work, that fucking line is retarded

>>16346633
>truck/boat all in one. The boomers dream.

>>16346638
Personally love the line. But I guess the line crossed your line
>>16346632
Lol true didn't know. You think you know more than me? Fuck you

How many threads are you butt hurt poorfags going to make ffs

>>16346577
Even painting that shape black on the first one would work

>>16346577
I wouldn't be caught dead driving that

>>16346736
You certainly would be kept alive in that thing

This fan-made art would have been much better

>>16346934
Looks like a normal ass truck

>>16346577
>boomer car with zoomer design
who the fuck is gonna buy that

>>16346627
All pickups have this functionality already.

>>16346934
I would have actually wanted one if it looked more like this pic. Fuck the abortion that they actually made it's ugly as fuck.

>>16346934

OK, now make an exoskeleton of steel with all those fancy streamlines and shapes ya got. Sure ya can do it, but you just doubled the price of the fucking vehicle because you're a faggot that wants a pretty truck.

Give props to the dude for making it as economical as possible. He's aiming at middle America and is going for reliability and cost. Not trying to sell to some city neckbeard faggot.

>>16347007
Holding heavy tesla bags anon?

>>16346739
no, I'd die of embarrassment

>Brutalism, automobile edition

>>16346963
I will, unironically.

>>16347007

Or, make it a simple endoskeleton monocoque car out of the steel, and make all the fancy curves out of fiberglass or aluminum and simply attach them to the steel underneath like a body kit. Which is basically how every car is made (minus the steel part).

Like it or not, aesthetics matter and nobody wants to drive a lotus esprit el-camino

>>16347037
>fiberglass or aluminum
>break or dent
watch the video

>>16347020

Zero, not a big Tesla fan. Would love a Sportster if Link eventually gets me 10 Million just for that fucking speed, but I'm calling it how I see it.

A bunch of onion boy fag Neets are talking about how it should have all of these fucking Sportser curves when it's made out of fucking steel and meant to be BUILT RUGGID AS FUCK.

You fucking idiots.

>>16347037

I'm sure a secondary market will pop up for faggots like you to put your strap on body kit on your truck so you can drive around the city looking pretty. Fucking nolinkers.

>>16346670
Shut the fuck up. How annoying can a person possible be? Fuck

>>16346665
that's a beautifully polluting V8, i can smell it

>>16347053

You're right, I dunno how we managed with all those non-steel cars driving around, damn shopping cart turned my entire front end into a crumple zone, have to throw it away and buy another!

>>16346983
the one on the right doesn't. im saying i prefer how it is already opposed to how OP made it.

>>16346577
Based! Dope fiend should given you the design reins.
Problem is Musk to egocentric and controlling to retain and take advice from genuine talent.
He’s a narcissist / con man.
TSLA going to zero next market crash .

>>16346577
LITERALLY NO ONE WHO USES A PICKUP FUNCTIONALLY WILL WANT THOSE SLOPED SIDES ON THE BED. ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY.

SERIOUSLY WHAT A BUNCH OF AUTISTIC LITTLE GIGGLING FAGGOTS.

I think it looks fucking based.
Fantastic pleb filter.

>>16346934
It’s funny how everything else looks like it’s made from $0Y now that Elon threw down the gauntlet

>>16346633
>They should upgrade it for $100K so that you can get a truck/boat all in one
https://rivian.com/r1s/

>>16347070
Hey fuck you tiny man

>>16347203
It's an absolute disaster desu. It looks retarded, it seems to serve no purpose, and it could actually cause significant blind spots.

>>16347203
Since it has no chassis and the body has to deal with all the stress, they cant remove that slope.
It's the same problem the first gen Honda Ridgeline has, the point where the cabin meets the bed has to deal with extreme stress.

>>16347785
The exoskeleton was a bad idea then. If their intent is to push the envelope in how cars are engineered... cool. If they want to sell as many Cybertrucks as possible, then I think they made a mistake. They should've scrapped the idea when they found out they had to completely sacrifice aesthetics. Their target market was already small, and it just got way smaller imo

>20,000 cybertrucks already pre-ordered
Elon is the basedem whisperer, you have to admire it

>>16346577
jesus that thing looks hideous

>>16346577

the first one is better and you are a confirmed phaggot

>>16346577
>retards will pay for that thing
Tesla needs to die.

>>16346934
Damn, that looks badass.

>>16346934
damn that actually looks great probably not soi enough for the tesla fanbois

>>16346934
This is fucking sexy

>>16346934
I wouldn't be able to tell this one from Ford/Chevy/Ram shit.

>>16346577
I can't wait lads. Hopefully we can keep this fiat ponzi running a couple years longer. Owning a cybertruck during the apocalypse would be sooooooo fucking comfy.

What's with Elon and using steel on everything recently? His starship looks fugly too

If I could afford and wanted to buy any Tesla car I would want a Model X. But honestly I prefer hybrid to full electric.

>>16346934
Pretty based. Tesla fucked up. Musk needs to retire.

just because it's different doesn't mean it's objectively bad

it's nice for what it is

>>16346934
That looks like a nissan sentra with a lift kit, pass

>>16346577
Johnny Cab

>>16349363
Apparently it's cheaper and faster to fabricate than carbon fiber and has better (or at least comparable) material properties at the necessary temperature extremes for spaceflight.

>>16347067

BASED
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>>16349363

Stainless Steel to be exact

Extremely high tensile strength, majorly corrosion resistant, cheap to produce in mass, gee I wonder.

>>16349867
TRUE

>>16349487
not a fan of stainless steel

>>16349363
this is literally a giant firework movie prop
imagine believing in "outer space"

>pic related

>>16346627

>>16349363
>>16349448
>>16349487
umm... you guys do realise that thing fucking exploded during testing yesterday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dTTxdw7Z2c

>>16346577
where's the massive solar panel roof?
anyone think of practicality except Elon? no wonder he is a billionaire and you guys are not.

i think a lot of people talking shit will change their minds within a year

>>16349448
probably easier to build/repair on Mars as well

>>16346577
lel

muh citadel dreams, muh utopia, muh tech, muh cuck mobile

>>16350085
That's why they're testing it, can't you read? There's room for improvement. A little screw there, a couple pegs here, a weed symbol etched on the nosecone. You're good to go. Also, that french asshole probably threw a metal ball at it too hard, as well. Elon Musk is God.

>>16349100
lol did you make this?

>>16349363
because he's making fun of idiots like you for believing in a globe earth.

>>16346577
they should just make it like this

>>16350617

I would buy that in an instant.

>>16349363
https://youtu.be/6AcE7hBhpYU?t=285

whole video is interesting but you may want to start at the timestamp if you have low attention span

jump to 8:26 if you have even lower attention span

>>16349100
Kys

>>16346934
this is good, but looks less rugged than the mod in op. the worst version is the actual one they went with. what were they thinking. wtf is wrong with elon, is it the weed. he also had very feminine body language.

>>16350617
https://youtu.be/nGQIQljaAc0

>>16350550
Couldn't identify sauce. Please provide.
Thanks.

>>16346577
At first sight I hated it but now I love it

Stop living in the past, you saddos

>>16350677
probably some german safety video, it's hard to google these things because google censor everything that might be upsetting.

>>16346577
both look shit

>>16350700
I see. I think it is more likely from a horror flick tough.
Thanks for the heads up.

>>16346577
Left is far better.

>>16346983
Not really.
You either have a flat cover (folding or one solid plate, both suck), or one of those add-on tall roof sections with windows in it and shit.

This Tesla truck has something in between, and it's built in.

t. Ram 1500 owner and future CYBRTRK owner.

>>16346934

>>16350739
the reason i think german safety video is because of this classic video: https://youtu.be/-oB6DN5dYWo

>>16350765
To me the Tesla Cybertruck is just a no bullshit design. Don't need to bother with plastics or fancy moldings. Its probably easy to manufacture and put together. No unnecessary vents or ducts to make it look "cool."

>>16350765
>>16350781
It's great. The one on the left has got that Ed 209 brutality. The one on the right looks like it's made of out plastic spoons.

>>16347819
>Their target market was already small
>pick up truck market in the fucking US
>small

>>16349426
Hybrids are fucking retarded. Literally has all the disadvantages of ICE and EV cars combined.
>>16350765
This, unironically. The right is for sissy faggots.
>>16350879
Nice facebook meme, iToddler. Liked and shared.

>>16350085
Maybe they were purposely testing it to the point of failure? Plenty of their rockets have blown up, its part of the learning process.

>>16350550
That would increase the cost by $10k for panels that actually do anything.

>>16346949
kek

>>16350781
It's no bullshit because Tesla needs something cheap to rip off retards.
The only thing Tesla is good at is burning investors money.

>>16349867
saved

>>16351073
thats what elon wants you to think, he's been conditioning humanity for some time now
>half of my rockets and cars blow up, but it's okay guys its my learning process please invest

>>16350655
Blessed video.

You're a good boy.

>>16351007
Hybrids have superior gas mileage than ICEs and range than EVs, also gasoline doesn't drain passively like a battery does when the car is off.

>>16351483
You can't deny that they have invented reusable rocket boosters.

>>16351083
yeah well it's happening...

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1197889310550216704

also 10k? dunno about that much but i'm sure some people would actually pay it

>>16346934
What an ugly piece of shit, I hate modern cars so much

>>16350769
Debased and red spilled fren!
The cinematography of the unidentified piece is too carefully done in my opinion, yet it might be. Intrigued.

>>16351483
NASA had plenty of fuckups with a relatively colossal budget. Leon Kums is doing alright.

>>16351597
Right

>>16346577
right side looks worse (in my opinion) but also raises production costs