/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Investing in Tupperware

Here for cybertruck fallout

Man, I can't get any sleep. I'm too excited to see TSLA plummet tomorrow morning and to see which company had that massive data breach.

anyone doing automated trading or algotrading here? I'm going to start on something like Alpaca where I can algotrade less than 25K

What do you guys think about GELT? Should I drop 1k on it?

>>16337575
sounds iillegal in my country, but good luck to you.

>>16337538
that's a great knife, but the offset of the blade you can work with it all day, and its so cheap... the productivity this knife has generated in kitchens was revolutionary in it's design. the off set of the blade from the handle it's great for so many jobs.

8th for Epstein probably killed himself and was the good guy, because the idiot masses don’t accept it as a possibility.

>>16337257
IS THAT BUILT IN?!
I fucking want a camper mode. Gonna need it if I want to keep living in Los Angeles.

>>16337569
It sure looks like an open market dump, if I weren’t on mobile I’d check fintel.

Because it usually says something about “pursuant to scheduled divestment” blah blah blah for exactly that reason.

>>16337595
Is your disposable income in the neighborhood of 100k?

>>16337538
it's best for leafy vegetables and making salads, this thing keeps your knuckles from dragging like the nigger you are, and gets you ready to cut more more more.

>>16337629
Nah you want glass
Get yourself some nice Pyrex.

>>16337626
No that 1k is my next months wage, I got my life savings of 4k on AMRN

>>16337652
>life savings of 4k
kek

>>16337234
What the fuck? This is worse than the semi truck.

>>16337257
>>16337267
WHaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Now to be fair, I would probably buy it if I had new car money to throw around. This is so bizarre it will probably be a collector's item in 50 years.

>>16337315
>>16337429
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>16337648
no i need a still... a nice pot still and can make my own whiskeys. Cooper's are the barrel makers, and fuck.... I love the baseball and booze... ii have so much family upstate in new york..

>>16337652
Pro tip:
Don’t get carried away with moon missions, you can’t double down if you don’t have spare cash.

You might actually be better off with actual blackjack, where you can double down when the dealer shows a six and you’ve got eleven.

>>16337676
A still for storing your salad? That’s some pretty questionable logic...

The new thread needs this.

>>16337663
:( I have been frugle for years to save that 4k

>>16337690
Okau thanks for your advice, i'll consider it

>>16337710
Don't worry, my life savings at this point are half that

>>16337699
its shit but at least it looks better than all modern street cars

>>16337699
I love the delorean

>>16337739
The interior. For posterity. Complete with go-kart style steering wheel.

>>16337753
really digging the fact that they used my mom's kitchen countertop for the dash

>>16337758
They have an honest to god metal countertop instead of an airbag. The vehicle doesn't even have spaces for license plates. It's not a road-legal vehicle, it's an art project.

>>16337758
come on, your mom has real granite and not that fake shit you can't even polish.

>>16337767
If the production model does not come out exactly like this I will be terribly disappointed. I will permit slight changes to conform with street vehicle law but that;s it.

>>16337767
this is the worst car i've ever seen.... i won't call it a truck, it's about as much of a truck as a jeep.

>>16337699
Reminder that the good version doesn't even start production until "late 2022"

>>16337775
this thing is behind schedule, and they've never priced high enough.... what ever, the money investors have given, have gone to pay workers and costs... this company can't make a vehicle that really excites.... this shit sucks.... you call thiis a truck. it's like a suberu forrester meets the pontiac aztec.

Wait wait. It has a spot for a license plate.

This system works so well it's actually unreal. On a 1m and 30s chart, identify high-lows and when it breaks past the low, go short and past the high, go long.
11 winning trades so far today.

>>16337775
after pontiac went down... i bet this asshole hired some of those designers because they needed work like a decade later.... and fuck they give us the same piece of shit, but it's battery so what ever don't drive too far or we'll have to pick you up via our triple a service because you're battery is dead and tow your ass because you're fucking stupid.

>>16337821
oh have fun when some volume picks up... shiit can move like 100 times what you've seen... so far.

>>16337821
Post those gains bruh I’m happy for you. 11/11?

>>16337852
he's working on 1 miinute and 30 second candles during hong kong lunch break from fucking tradiing....

>>16337841
the trick is to not be greedy, you're looking for very small gains. Plus, I've been trading this thing for long enough to know when volume picks up.

>>16337865
you can't fool me, you actually suck and are actually a fool...

>>16337865
who gives you the 30 second data? and how are your orders filled?

>>16337767
Ikr that counter top is a massive health risk

>>16337753
i was just gonna say it looks like from the nomad soul so i googled "nomad soul car" and it came up with this reddit post
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/dzwcgx/elon_musks_latest_luxury_death_trap_looks_like_it/

probably a think or swim salesman.... about to be fiired because he doesn't have customers...

>>16337699
I feel like TSLA might be destroying the model 3 when they release this beast
If you can buy this for 40-50k, why the HECK would you buy anything else

>>16337767
Ikr that countertop would crack your skull open if you have an accident and you banged your head against it. It looks cool but its fucking dangerous

>>16337897
Tesla is probably going to pump tomorrow anyway

>>16337895
You couldnt pay me to drive that monstrosity

>>16337910
it's going to actually pump and around 10 am or 1030 it will sell off... and it may just dump.... i honestly will not be touching it

>>16337916
Sounds like perfect strangle territory...

>>16333139
>>16337075
In what way is SCHK not completely inferior to SCHX?

>>16337916
it's friday... i gotta figure out my pre-holiday weekend and post holiday weekend... my fucking contractor has been in the hospital for 2 weeks with a collapse lung and i have a fully demolished bathroom, no shower or toilet. the worst part is, he's fighting for his life, i got other toilets and showers... but he's gotta finish this job.

>>16337911
You need a true artistic vision and a childlike spirit to truly "get" this vehicle
Also it's violent as hell, you need 4digit test numbers to tame the beast and keep it from killing people.
Truly a vehicle for only a select few individuals

>>16337947
look at LCII and LCI, they're both good.. but look this is when this time last year lci guy dropped big five. and they're in shambles.. kids don't let them get into this..... and these sports and stuff iis not bought here... the damn schools do fund raisers and committees but the shit for the school and award contracts.... you've been the worst nigger i've ever met.

>>16338060
I made like 70% last month on BGFV
That was free money... great stock

>>16337947
>>16338060
sorry review, it was two years ago.

>>16338070
well trading downward trending crap should be exposed... so what is your 70% trade expose positions.

>>16338070
i love it... everybody is anonymous, but they post fake shit, and run away liike they were never even were here....

>>16338060

>>16338104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFJq9VH5kU8

>>16338113
...I should be investing in Guinness or whatever these lads are swilling.

>>16338104
i could be welsh... some how just native i have the most striking accent when i want it... iit must be especially smart people, but probably because of jews.

>>16338124
i sold... stop they tried to sell it in the USA and they couldn't... it tastes too bitter, so then a generation passes, post prohibition... we have removed amendments to our constitution... but all that was done before i was born... if you want a constitutional amendment.. term limits for senators and 2 terms 12 years of public service is enough.... assholes make a career of this, but grandfather it iin.

AMRN CRASHING NOW SELL SELL SELL

>>16338249
You mean buy

>I had limit buys set for ETH
why the fuck did I do that?
Knife catching is right, what the shit?

Should I sell? I think I’m going to, I’d rather use that money to play with or purchase shares of great American companies.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/bearish-oil-drilling-indicator-is-full-of-holes-11574337780

Im deep in 1.50 calls on HCR 2 months out so this is a big hopium gulp for me. There was a 50k shares insider purchase last week too, and they supposedly have some millions allotted for the buybacks announced in July that they still havent spent. If somebody wants to crash and burn with me, now is the time.

>>16338342
Yeah you should probably sell that ETH if you don't want it. TA wise you'd be hoping for a triple bottom to play out bullish from here. Low percentage.

Bullrun tommrow #goldenbullrun #BaggieBogged

>>16338437
Really?
So a triple top and triple bottom are both bearish?

I think I’m about to realize massive losses. Nearly every time I’ve hodled it’s been terrible for me.

(But just wait, it’ll definitely bounce once I sell.)

>>16338504
>So a triple top and triple bottom are both bearish?
No, triple bottom is bullish. The problem is it isn't a high percentage pattern. If it has a better than 50% chance of working out the right way I would be surprised.

>>16337699
where is the mg mount?

>>16338383
they're frackers digging up old shit and using bad holes.... i hate it... it's actually bullish

>>16338520
Fuck it Id rather have the dry powder to play with than keep watching myself bleed out. Glad I took some losses on that last pump... I’ll probably do the same with my cannabis bags tomorrow.

>>16338538
i'd rather just get my cock sucked... and say that feels great.

>>16338493
I have three positions all in coil spring mode ready to bust loose under the right conditions. A green day on the index would really help. Shopify, Dollarama, and Stella Jones (they make pressure treated wood). Hoping for at least one out of the three.

>>16338528
aftermarket mod only

>they only give you this message AFTER you sell
Goodbye Dogeees!

God damn I’m such a fucking bag holder with crypto and biomemes.i should’ve done this a long time ago, and I hate selling into weakness like this. There will almost certainly be a bounce to sell into... shit I should wait. NO FUCK IT I HATE THIS GAME

>>16338544
Put your trip back on dummy, that’s confusing.

>>16338572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idpevmeoK1A
i hope nigger jesus

>>16338572
dude iits a fucking spread, stop being a hot case, and fucking remember what bag holder has been saying.... not about what to buy, but look at the sellers and buyers and the fulcrum....

>>16338604
They don’t give you that info on RH... do they?

I don’t understand, and I’m not sure if it’s because you’re drunk or my ignorance. If you mean because of robinhood’s 5% thing, then yeah I know RH fucks you with the spread to make their gains.

>>16338616
you're tradiing shit coins... it's a bid ask spread, wake the fuck up.

>>16338616
dude... don't give robincuck the crypto... fuck... don't buy it from them, you should be sitting on a pile mined.... fuck what are you doing.. every thread 2 years ago said don't mine just buy, they're all miners,

>>16338625
Correct, correct, and I think I actually want to go to bed instead.

I only did the market sell for doge because I didn’t care about the spread on that one. There wasn’t going to be a big difference because I didn’t have much doge to begin with.

>>16338616
did you do the opposite of biz and make your first million yet?

but in seriousness I have hella limit buy orders ready for SJM below 100. every time this tanks on earnings it gets bought up. Im ready to main this stock tommrow

>>16338637
i've seen that thing run from between 30 and 85... but damn that's a shitcoin... to be honest crypto could be cool... i mean i paid for the computer im using right now with the bitcoin... but you should fucking die in a fire for buying that coin... read white papers.. and if you find black papers let us know. this thread.

>>16338642
No man I’m retarded. Rather than add to my winning positions I kept buying more of falling knives. It’s a hard lesson to learn.

Fuck crypto and weedstocks. Fuck most things that don’t have yield. Obviously not Berkshire. Buy the fuck out of Berkshire because warren and the guys know what to do with money better than I do. Then keep most of my powder dry for when I see big opportunities, like the recent selloff in LMT, PEP, and MCD.

Learning lessons is hard, but if I start going for that daily 1% now...

>>16338654
Is that animal girls show even good? Looks weird.

>>16338654
U might end up in a bit of a jam
heh heh heh

>>16338676
season 1 is legendary, season 2 is one of the worst things ever made

>>16338654
ii got the s and p.. spy my fellow traders. every penny is 10 dollars, i hope to wake up a enough for an 8-ball and 2 girls at the same time.

What about SBUX here? Seems not so bad, are they selling off because of Luckin? Fuck China btw, we are actually winning the trade war and I don’t even particularly like trump. He’s a fucking salesman, I hate sales.

>>16338675
I’m dying in a fire of my own terrible decisions every day, slowly making little by little back by swinging MRK options.

>>16338676
would you like to read the essays of warren buffet? they're in the op some where... as long as you improve from shit, you got a future.... most of us never were taught how to do any of this, and most of us are retarded... are you different?

>>16338692
oh you are retarded.... coffee has been shooting up with all the unrest in the south china sea, and you don't trade commodities at all, you just buy bio tech bags at the top when people in this thread are screaming they're winniing.

>>16338692
what will coffee shooting going up do to starbucks supply chain and profit margin?

>>16338692
do you know of anywhere in america outside of hawaii coffee is grown?

>>16338692
>>16338699
>>16338707
>>16338711
>>16338715
you're literally wasting my time.

>>16338684
Keks thanks for the review.
>>16338699
Yeah I’ve read some of his stuff, I’ll read his letter to shareholders this year. Love the guy, but I think Munger is more “honest”

Munger doesn’t go around talking about how he eats McDonalds every day for breakfast. He talks about how having coke available everywhere means people are going to drink a shitload more coke.

>>16338699
Interesting, I’ll look into that. Coffee as a commodity was in a pretty severe bear market last time I checked.

And Starbucks doesn’t make too much money off of coffee. It’s all the sugary shit that has more milk and syrup than coffee. Yeah there’s some coffee in a pumpkin spice latte, but the profit margins on the other shit are where the money is.

It’s not strange that you think Starbucks and you think coffee, but that’s pretty out of date thinking.

>>16338734
>Yeah I’ve read some of his stuff, I’ll read his letter to shareholders this year. Love the guy, but I think Munger is more “honest”

i'm talking about his shit prior to 1997...

>>16338734
>Coffee as a commodity was in a pretty severe bear market last time I checked.
you obviously are witnessing a process of a reversal... and you've got more bearish news for supply chain, but it's a booming market... check it again.

>>16338692
>What about SBUX here?
TA wise it's kinda iffy. Yesterday's red candle took the wind out of the existing buy setup. If it's green tomorrow on good volume there's a better chance of further upside. If tomorrow is red do not touch it. Ideally it should break above and stay above $85 for best bullish feel.

>>16338758
>>16338756
I usually like buying stocks when they’re red... but I should re-evaluate this strategy and get a lot more information and do some backtesting.

Thanks and goodnight stonkbuds
You’re going to need some rest for a nice low volatility day for buying weakness and longing spy.

>>16338758
im bearish, they're trying to integrate everything, but they're just a coffee joint.. it's just a glorified breakfast place that sells take home kurig machines, that break, and they sell espresso machines, but i will fall back because, coffee is big business, but when you see 4 coffee joints within walking distance... one of them closes first, and it's not going to be the one that sells gasoline.

hi, can i have a (you) please? :3

>>16338804
People are going to need to go to lots of coffee shops when wework collapses.

>>16338758
>>16338804
they can raise prices, but consumers will stop purchasing the product... like damn i hate it they was 2 bucks for a shot of espresso... and the fucking nigger broad wants a tip to boot, fuck you! for 1 dollar McDonald's will give me all the coffee i can drink.

starbucks is doing stuff with crypto so it will remain relevent

>>16338827
that's the stupidest thing i've heard all fuckiing day... soo when people don't have money... people can sit on their ass and spend money?

>>16338867
ima short the fuck out of the next earnings report remind me.

>>16338867
you know what is still relevant... pacific gas and electic

>>16338876
What do you think the people who use wework do?

ok. you retards are bullish on starbux??? what ever expensive coffee must be fucking great for them... well ima do a little more research, but you're wasting your time, this shit is going down.

>>16338904
get paid... when it goes under, they get kicked out because they can't work anymore.

>>16338904
oh are they going to go behind the counter and make their own coffee and shoot each other like niggers do? More bad press? Are you fucking retarded? or just plain stupid?

>>16338904
i have made multiple points, regarding supply chain, and actual fucking concerns, and all you come up with is... people with no income will still go there with..... uhhh yeah you're fucking dumb.... no wonder everybody comes here and bitches they lost money... you'll be back in like 6 months asking why starbux is going to shit.

>>16338960
Maybe. Let me know if it tanks and then I might buy some. Otherwise I’ll probably still be in mostly the same stocks I already own.

>>16338990
explain to me everything you know about wework and what they do.

>>16339001
What?
I’m not touching wework. SoftBank is getting fucked over a barrel.

>>16339020
uhh, so why aren't we shorting their parent bank? how can we target this exactly... be helpful, nobody and don't trust anybody unless they look like they want to fuck you.

>>16339032
its not a bank, actually its a japanese telco which has many stakes in different tech companies, startups and other businesses. Imagine Verizon, but instead of being conservative and just buying cheap/safe bets like AOL/yahoo, they go on a rampage and invest in everything they see, and they think has a chance to become disruptive or a monopoly

I just woke up and what in the fuck is that Tesla shit? Is it some sort of joke? If Musk actually believes that country side folks with their pick-ups would even consider buying this is just laughable. Do you know the people that MIGHT buy it? The fucking Cali/Florida boomer hipsters, no one else.
What a fucking mess

>>16339171
It comes with a tent!

>>16338816
Okay i'm going to bed.

>>16339342
Sleep is for the weak

Korea suspend the termination of the GSOMIA intelligence sharing pact with Japan, and suspend the process of taking the export regulation control to the WTO court.

>>16339244
Even though that's very true... did Musk ever explain why he made this "car"? A promotion for the cyberpunk game? I'm so confused, I wonder how the large Tesla investors feel after seeing this

>>16337527
https://youtu.be/dlJew-Dw87I

FL earnings today, yay or nay? dudeweeds probably unloading today.

>>16338590
omg, how is it possible that he has a chance to win the nom

want to buy a cheap "tech" stock but im torn between ebay and twitter

>>16339403
they needed a pr boost and just used some scraps to tinker up a truck right before the release

>>16339601
there are some who think twtr is going back to 40-44 in a couple of months, dd highly advised

>>16337699
Is this GTA for the N64?

>>16339627
TWTR to $3

I have 80k. I will put most of it in SPY for the long-term. I'm debating if I should also hold some China ETF and REIT, opinions?

Sucks to be in crypto this morning

>>16339603
Yeah but.. remember this picture? This is what was expected, not a fucking low poly box.. kek'd

>>16339974
Naaaaah, I wouldn't say so

>>16340009
Shorters aren't people.

anyone knows a good site to watch cnbc business live (besides livenewson), euro here, would pay if there was an option

>>16339888
>>16340036
hows your snss doing?

>>16340095
Just fine. Still waiting for ASH.

>>16340102
you keeping the trip if it tanks another 40%? LCI anon awfully quiet these days

>>16340036
>He doesn't know that short selling helps the market to stay healthy

>>16340121
Yes. I am the guy who shilled the stock. If it fails, that's on me.

I am loaded on MSFT puts today for that data breach announcement. For the love of god please work out.

>>16340095
What do you think is going to happen at the hematology conference next month? I was going to sell some 3$ calls expiring next month just to make some quick money off of degenerate gamblers, but I don't want to be stuck in the red.

Oops

>>16340254
Meant for
>>16340148

>>16340254
I think it will go well but it won't be an absolute blockbuster. Stock price I think will go to somewhere around 1.4 to 1.6, not the 2+ I thought earlier in the year.

>>16340331
Thanks SNSS bro. Is there a prospectus on their presentation? I'd love to read it. I think the company is good in the long term, and FDA approval will happen at some point, but that doesn't mean I can't make some money on degenerate gamblers, right?

>>16340359
No of course by all means. I haven't seen a prospectus but I know they will be sharing the 200mg and 300mg cohort data.

Two and a half hours until market open!!!

Fuck. I coulda sold my AMRN at 24, re-bought my DIS and T, then bought AMRN again at $20 with the remains and potentially ended up with more AMRN to boot. But who coulda predicted the massive dip. Coulda very easy did a dip, then a rebound before I could've acted. I can't really do any selling now, to close to the end of year deadline, to much risk of the Buyout happening tween now and end of year. So fuck. Just gotta wait for the buyout now.

I am fuckin pumped guys. Almost time to lose some motherfucking shekkkels.

16322668
>>16322901
>>16322912
>>16322931
>>16322958
>>16322968

CRASH
FUCKING
IMMINENT
What the fuck did I tell you. Teslulips Mania.

>>16340751
>What the fuck did I tell you
Nothing has happened yet, what are you on about?

>>16340204
burn in hell

>>16340855
>NotHiNG hAs HapPeNEd yET, WhaT aRE yuO On aBoUT?

>>16340922
Are you fucking dumb? Apple also retraced by 3%, I guess they are CRASHING aswell. Holy fuck you're so stupid.
You want to see a crash? Look at the crypto market

>>16340568

Don’t coulda woulda shoulda that’s the most useless shit

>>16340976

That’s hardly a crash either homie, mode like a slump. If bitcoin dumped to 3k or so I’d call it a crash

>>16340922
3% on a 300+ stock ain't shit (especially with valuation like tsla), that's barely a blip

eyeg pumping like a mf, no shares to short available, but also could pull a karuna

data breach

https://www.wired.com/story/billion-records-exposed-online/

Are we still all in on AMRN?

>>16340994
I said the crypto market though as in crypto in general. Bitcoin just lost its 7k area of support aswell which means the next target is the 5k area, 3k is coming.. again. Either way, BTC is already down 50% from its 2019 high and that is considered a crash by most people if you ask me

>>16341005
>>16340994
>>16340976
This is premarket with 300k volume.
This is what caused the stock to pump from $310 to $360 non stop. It's stopping. People taking profits and cutting loose. Bearish sentiment on the rise. Short sellers gonna come back in now. Just watch and learn.

I keep seeing everyone say fast food are bad buys, but where did all the market go? Groceries aren't doing any better. People have to eat right? Where are they eating?

>>16341055
Uber Eats

Damn Fox & Friends has a Trump exclusive via phone in right now.... He's fucking blasting the fuck out of shit.... He's fucking up the whole DNC... l don't even see how unions can be pro democrat after this fisa abuse drops.... Just said it goes all the way to Susan Rice and the top of the top of the Head Nigger Administration.... shit's about to hit the fan soon.

>>16341045
>Just watch and learn.
TSLA

I work at a biotech contractor that does clinical testing, so I get early data on what drugs are performing well and which aren't. If I want to use this knowledge to make some trades, what is the best way to stay off the SEC's radar? If I keep my trades pretty low, will anyone give a shit?

>>16341071
SHTF when? I have been waiting for a long time for this to come down.

>>16341096
like 13th Dec the latest

>>16337774
Silestone>granite

>>16341071
what did he say? who gives anyway, most of the shit never reaches public or most don't give a shit anyway

Maxed my Roth IRA. Work doesn't offer a 401(k). What is the next type of account I should look into?

>>16341145
I know this bad feel. You're stuck in taxable land now, unless you dig munis.

>>16341071
>>16341137
Yeah. Everybody who cares about that spying/corruption shit already knew all about it years ago and nothing happened.

>>16341084
You just gotta declare your trades if you are a company officer i think. Dunno, Google around.

>>16341071
Dems don't go to jail. It never happens.

>>16341084
Not by posting on 4chan.
That said the sec is under funded and undersfaffed so they miss alot of things or just straight out ijnore them
Also someone not in head management you have possible deniability for your trades.

Also dont put too much faith in reactions to clinical trials, traders are pretty fickle and some thing else could happen that distracts them.

kek

>>16341227

Yeah what a fucking joke

Trade deal is very close. Fucking see ya on the fucking moon frens.

>>16341227
That African man needs a blunt in his mouth... Somebody shoop it.

>>16341145
HSA if you have a high-deductible health insurance plan. There are also tax-advantaged college-savings accounts if you have children or some nephew you have a fondness for.

>>16341084
Insider trading of your own company's shares is legal in most cases as long as you follow the rules and file SEC Form 4. I don't know about trading other companies' stuff that you have insider info about, though. That might be illegal in all cases.

>>16341227
Is this a Cyberpunk tie-in?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16341310
Feels like a green day frens.

>>16341310
> BREAKING NEWS WE ALMOST TALKED WITH THE CHINESE TODAY AGAIN TRUMP'S TEXT MESSAGE HAS BEEN MARKED READ BY XI JINPING DOW FUTURES UP

>>16341300

Looks kind of like a mix between cyberpunk future and jetson’s future. If it was a flying/hovering car it would look pretty cool but as a “truck” it looks pretty foolish. Too soon imo

>>16341227
That can't possibly be real.

>>16341310
So fucking tired of this shit. Just fucking either get it done, or let it die.

>>16341326
jej

>>16341227
IDGAF about Tesla either way but this was hilariously cringey.

>>16341330
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"yeah that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here

>>16341025
>It's actually fucking nothing
Cancel your put orders you autists

I sure could use a green day bros

FRIDAY

>>16341426
Anything look swingable over the week end?

uh oh

>>16341496
Tsla is going to 0

>>16341496
it looks like a cardboard box

>>16341457
I'm not getting too aggressive with anything right now. I need to just relax today/tomorrow. Depends if I see any significant movement at the open.

>>16341496
every time someone says that these look dumb and they'd never buy one, it makes me want to buy it even more.

>>16341590

Priceless

>>16341599
nah that rock cost Musk billions.

>>16341573
Oh yeah? Do you feel that way about all the cars people say look dumb? Or is it just the one?

So, how will the NASDAQ react to the Tesla pickup announcement? I can fucking wait.

>>16341590
Fuck i'd pay 40 grand just to rear-end it into one of those fuck i-mustangs they're trying to sell...

well my cryptos are a fucking dumpster fire, hope my stonks don't join them in the abyss.

>>16341726
I feel you, anon. But for whatever reasons my stonks are doin okay.

I just need Paradox to get out of their marsh, THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR THEM TO GO DOWN WHAT THE FUCK.
Patience, patience...

>>16341726
The dollar is also losing ground to the yen.
This is adverisly affecting my gacha purchase.
Usd/jpy better not go to 100

the dow is going to open up like fifty points. my inner boomer is ok.

>>16341623
There is a very large Hummer market that hasn't been tapped since they ceased Hummer production. The Cybertruck will fill that gap and won't cannibalize model 3 and y sales. Bullish af.

The truck apparently looks much better in person and promotional pics.

There should be no excuses though about how the unveiling went last night. Super big fuckup.

>>16341795
>There should be no excuses though about how the unveiling went last night. Super big fuckup.

Looked okay to me, was the windows breaking really that much of a big deal?

>>16341776
>This is adverisly affecting my gacha
my daughters are into that shit, how can I profit from it?

aaaaa my galties and my weedies


>>16341620
just this one, so far

>>16341843

>Take away phone from daughters
>See household expenses getting cut by 80%
>Thank me later

>>16341873
they don't have phones. Nor access to any online payment mechanisms.

>>16341873
>taking it away just for the money
Daughters shouldn't have phones until their married

>>16341811
Yeah. They're taking a huge risk with the aesthetic design of the truck. The presentation should have went smoother.

However, bad news is good news and it has even more people talking now - so maybe that's a win. Time will tell.

Buy REFR

>TSLA

OHNONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TSLA tanking. Anyone make any gains off this?

EYEG up alot.
Low float , possive news, and big volume.

>tfw retailers give me a lot of money

Just got that sick 8% gain on JWN

Lel Tesla - 6%

>>16341904
I just bought a put... this thing is fucking hideous.

>>16341904
Fuck yes I am

>>16341938
OH NONONONONONONONONO FUCK BAGGIE YOURE GONNA MAKE MY PUTS WORTHLESS

>>16341904
My short position since Oct 24 looks better. Nowhere near gains though

>>16341938
Holding at 335.

AMRN was doing so well today.

>He didn't buy a TSLA put

>>16341965
just buy the dip fagget

>>16341365
kek

HELP please
I am seeking for stocks in the field of Genome editing. Can someone help please?
CRISPR.
Also I would like to ask you if the current bio-tech are a better investment alternative to CRISPR and why
Also how much down could these kind of stocks go during a recession
your help would be appreciated

>>16341365
So it's a truck car?
Never thought I'd ever want a cyberpunk el camino

Ok fuck - bought TSLA

CSCO is taking a while to get my gains back though.

>>16342035
Nice

Come on the Homer can break 335

>>16342028
PBE
GNOM
ARKG
those are ETFs that invest in gene companies.
check their holdings to get an idea of what companies and weights you might hold, or just buy the ETFs for the broad genetics exposure

>>16342072
i dunno didn't you see how the steel ball couldn't even brake glass? how does TSLA break $335

You fuckers like biotech penny shit right? How does TTNP look? With the opioid shit going on right now they may be worth a look. The chart is atrocious but they have FDA approval.

>>16342099
I dunno its getting a lot of resistance I'm still holding my put but damn that truck is ugly.

>>16342143
>You fuckers like biotech penny shit right?

does TTNP have a drug to cure me of my addiction to stocks like TTNP?

>>16341904
TSLA is going to bout $3.50

>>16342154
See that gap at $225? we're going to fill it.

>>16342171
Why would you want a cure for that? It's probably one of your better qualities.

THIS
MARKET
WANTS
LOWER

>>16342184
Well that's wishful thinking my friend. We got a few support levels to break on the way. But I'll hold onto this put if we break 320 by the end of the day.

>>16342249
Ouch

>>16342254

don't have enough $ on my RH to fuck with Tesla and I have no idea what else I should be doing today. Any suggestions?

>>16342066
I'm not sure if it's actually supposed to look this way or if they didn't even bother to paint it.

GALT keeps bouncing off of three dollars.

>>16341372
I need MSFT to drop to 149.19 by end of day or I’m gonna lose $500 and it’s making me nervous now. The data breach was nothing. I need bad trade news! What are the odds trump signs that hk bill today?

>>16342429
It is painted. Gun metal grey.

>>16342088
>PBE
>GNOM
>ARKG
>>16342088
>check their holdings to get an idea of what companies and weights you might hold
thank you.
If I would ask you why ARMNR and Lci are so shilled here? Would you tell that they are ''gems'' or are they overpriced?
>>16342143
>The chart is atrocious but they have FDA approval
and why then is chart atrocious?

>>16342443
You have $500 on a literal cointoss. If you are able to save some money, exit

Come on Homer break 330 that window wasn't supposed to break embarrassing.

>>16342485
I realize that. I am not sure if I want to lose $250 or just wait it out.

>>16342143
>possible R/S, with history of multiple R/S events
>$.30 cents offering and dilation
>not enough cash for funding
Nope.

>>16342494
The design wont make sales. You can pre order for a refundable $100 deposit.

>>16342066
This is from last thread from wsb

F

>>16342526
Were having some pullback but I'm confident its gonna break 330. How low will she go I don't know.

>>16342507
Dude just shut up with all your fucking analysis and help me carry these bags.

TSLA going to pull back up once he announced all HK supporters get a free doomsday truck

Liquidating all of my QE-inflated assets that I've had for years, it's time.

>>16342540
his 100 grand is going to me and anon on the put side. this is redditor's stupidity is our hooker and blow money.

This Investor Z manga is great. I'm really enjoying reading it

whoever was shilling BKE puts you have my condolences.

>>16342572
kek

>>16337626
Where is Epstein's other hand?

>>16342688
On Trump's ass

>>16342700
I want Trump's ass to be on my ass

OH FUCK THE THOT STOCK LB IS PAYING ME A DIVIDEND!!!! THAT'S LIKE BEING PAID TO SUPPORT WOMEN WEARING LINGERIE.

SPCE has been killing me!

CGC is STILL plummeting. Man I'm glad I didn't buy in to weed. Better to wait for American weed companies.

Anyone catch it?

>>16342771
my hunch is MO will just dominate the space

>>16342771
No weed stocks will moon. Existing tobacco and agri companies are going to dominate the market.

>>16342754
Baggie you still holding?

Oof ouchie owie ow ow TSLA yum yum

>>16342543
THROW A FUCKING STEEL BALL AT WHO EVER IS PUSHING THE PRICE HIGHER!!!

>>16338734
>Coffee as a commodity
why the fuck would you trade coffee? it doesn't have volatility

>>16342801
We only buy what’s shilled here

>>16342801
What happened?

>>16342854
What do you expect from REFR glass?

>>16342801
Seems like a scam. Price has been trending downward, then magic "pre-clincal" data gives it a bump. Plus its an Asian country. They are probably just fabricating shit to salvage their funding.

Good morning /smg/!!

JEEEEEEZUS FUCK WHAT A BLOODBATH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY PORTFOLIO?!?!

>>16342771
Jesus why didn’t I sell yesterday...

>>16342801
>Study shows drug doesn't work
>Stock price tanks to under a dollar
>10 days later study shows drug does work
Hmm...no fraud going on here at all

>>16342929
have a (you) for posting my favorite npc

>>16342929
Fucking this. My portfolio raped my eyes this morming

Yo if you have weed stocks sell that shit today. Investing sites are gonna be writing hit pieces on them all weekend.

Heh, Investor Z is selling all the material assets to invest in biotech. That's relatable.

>>16342854
Flirting with 335 again not good. Hands of iron will break 330 today.

>>16342957
I really had to dig through my photo album to find it. That pink wojak in the back is me.

>>16342996
I'm pretty fucking pissed $300 just evaporated out of my account in the past hour.

>>16343049
Yeah. Its trying to climb. Dumping just got caught at 330 and then stopped.

>>16343082
IDGAF, that gap at $225 wants to fill.

may buy some more MTNB, really dunno what else to do right now

>>16343049
Stop buying meme stocks and trading options

Dividends are your friend

>>16343082
Gonna break that 330 then free till 320ish

Bros I just cut my bags free...
I’ve still got some biotech bags and shit.

Once my hexo limit hits... I’ll be free from weed and crypto. Hopefully forever. The only exposure I want to weed is through MO.

Oh and I’m leaving .01 BTC in my hood account just to keep an eye on what the fuck is going on with crypto.

Lci whyyyyyy

>>16342771
I was lucky as fuck yesterday when I sold at nearly my break even. If you look at the chart it pumps to only plummet to all time lows shortly after.. This is one of the few times that the subsequent pump actually reached the same level as the previous pump(where I originally bought)

>>16343107
no matter what the monopoly guy says, dividends don't have feelings, and my friends all have feelings.

>>16343176
Yeah... it looks like short squeeze. Shorts take profits, then double back in when the buyers dry up.

>>16343158
Idk. Its weird.

>>16343196
>friends
>feelings
I wish I had those.

>>16343199
I only lost like $20 which is great considering I had 3k in it like a retard

>>16343104
Take a peek at MYOV if you missed past couple threads lots of good stuff going on if this rise holds next week will be epic

NDA filing as early as dec and 2 more ph3 results coming in 1at half of 2020

>>16343220
i'll be ur fren

>>16343246
Im down 20%(1.3k) on MYOV, feels wonderfel meyn

>>16343246
>up 117% on the 1w

I'd be 8 days late to the party.

>>16342540
>>16342602
His video didn't invoke the same vibe as the guy who had like 50k or 100k in apple puts.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq5AhzKOrJw

Oh shit... I have all these limit buys I forget about from weeks ago. And now I’m an owner of PINS shares...

>>16343270
But baggie...

R
O
R

>>16343270
Volume slowing down we might be stalling out at 333

>LOW bounces off of 118 AGAIN
BUY LOW PUTS

>>16343367
>>16343367
>>16343367
Leave and stay gone

>>16343388
It's just lunch.

>>16343404
Y u mad¿ U didnt buy Tesla calls did u¿

>>16343406
volume is always slow around this time, they set the algos to pump and come back in an hour.

>>16343421
Catchphrase posting is cringe and you picked a very annoying persona. That’s all

Just bought ACB for 2.80. Will I get a "Welcome New Bagholders" welcome package?

>>16343434
This is the only place with a real sense of community.

>>16343421
I got this captcha a long time ago back when we had the old format

>>16343421
>>16343486
i also got this one too

SJM dope
Footlocker Nope

>>16343446
It comes with edibles and a 9" dragon dildo so when if crashes you not only do you feel the emotional fucking but you can physical feel it. Enjoy.

>>16343506
Investing with your tummy vs. investing with your foot fetish
Everyone can see ass is the fetishized body part of the current zeitgeist, footfags are uhhhhh too early

why is everything so boring today

Finally SNSS is being allowed to move back up

>>16343049
You should read into dix and gex

>>16343533
either it's just a slow day or there's still something big coming down the proverbial pipe. Brace yourself either way

And also, BUY LOW PUTS

>>16343560
>>16343560
>>16343560
>>16343560

>>16343424
>they set the algos to pump
Ignorant here.
What is the exact meaning of ''they set the algos to pump'' ?
Materially what do they do? They buy and the price pumps? why?

>>16343575
they let the bots paint the tape for an hour while they're at lunch

>>16339928
what is long term?

if you are investing money you don't need for years and dont mind some risk you should look at where there is blood on the streets (also look at valuations, currency risk, how and how quickly you can get money out)

>>16343325
this is so sad

alexa play

I mean tesla play some happy music

disney mooning?