/biz/ - Business & Finance

Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021

>>16337380
i'm glad i'm not the only one this deluded

>>16337380
based

>>16337380
Chainlink Connections:

Swift + Chainlink (Page 11, SmartContract + Rise Technologies, SmartContract is who makes Chainlink):https://www.swift.com/sites/default/files/resources/swift_swiftatsibos_innovation_pioneering_inno_for_community_brochure.pdf

ISDA’s general interest in smart contracts: https://www.isda.org/2019/01/30/legal-guidelines-for-smart-derivatives-contracts-introduction/

ISDA + Openlaw (Attending an ISDA event on Nov 6th): https://www.isda.org/event/london/isda-technology-forum-2019-11-06/#anchor-agenda

Chainlink + Openlaw: https://twitter.com/openlawofficial/status/1177300013946417154?s=21

Chainlink + Google: https://cloud.google.com/blog/products/data-analytics/building-hybrid-blockchain-cloud-applications-with-ethereum-and-google-cloud

Chainlink + Intel: https://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/new-confidential-computing-solutions-emerge-on-the-hyperledger-avalon-trusted-compute

Chainlink + Oracle(Software company): https://blogs.oracle.com/startup/every-startup-in-the-blockchain-with-oracle-cloud-and-chainlink

Chainlink + Amazon (Skip to 1:01:30): https://pages.kaleido.io/webinar-ondemand-kaleido-on-aws-thankyou?submissionGuid=68a3dd47-631c-4ad9-acf0-d54c52e1dc7c

Notable content from Chainlink
Smart contracts: https://blog.chain.link/the-power-of-smart-contracts-what-they-are-and-how-they-can-revolutionize-the-future/

Oracles: https://blog.chain.link/oracles-the-key-to-unlocking-smart-contracts/

Derivatives: https://blog.chain.link/solving-deep-seeded-trust-problems-in-derivatives-using-chainlink-enabled-smart-contracts/

Bonus:

General Crypto + Business: https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/se/Documents/risk/DI_2019-global-blockchain-survey.pdf

>>16337445
Based crumb poster

>>16337380
You're a desperate virgin retard, enjoy another weekend alone with the rest of these faggots here. No one needs your bullshit motivational post, everyone who isn't retarded knows how to ride shitcoins and take profits. No one in their right mind should be holding any coin after a 10x until it has cooled off. Everyone who failed to sell above $4 is a retard, everyone buying now is a retard. Sick of the endless cope ruining this board. If you really believe that much in your shit money making strategy, then buy and hold and go enjoy your life, then come back and cry again about how you missed moon season and sold too late and could have made 20x more by putting literally minimum effort into effective money management.

>>16337380
I can only afford 10 chainlinkies right now, am I safe?

>>16337445
>1+ year test net
>5 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!
all fake partnerships my dude, if it was true there would be production dapps using it already, it's been long enough to confirm it's all fake

>>16337526
>>16337490
>>16337488
hello newfags

Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021

>>16337571

>>16337581

>>16337546

It's like shooting fish in a barrel

>>16337490
how does ten trillion dollars sound?

>>16337546
I've been following crypto since bitcoin was first shilled on /g/, I just never happened to buy crypto. All I'm asking is if 10 chainlinkies is enough or should I try to buy more?

>>16337671
Buy more. Try to get to 1000 if you can. If you knew what it is and how it will disrupt almost every industry, you would be all in already.

i cant believe we are still here. doing whatever we are doing ITT...this is so tiring i just want to kms

>>16337546
you bought at $4 didn't you?

>>16337804
Hey bro don't forget you're here forever

Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021

>>16337380
Chainlink doesn't actually trustlessly put real world data on blockchain. High levels of trust are actually involved, making it worthless.

You're right that brainlets are easily fooled by the abstraction of voting on api feeds though. Sad they're so easily culled by shills.

>>16337380
It’s weird when the post you made gets bastardized and then immortalized as pasta. I think about this in a very existential way. To come back to a place where you wrote something, anonymously, then see that thing twisted to suit contrary needs. But not just that, further to see the twisted version survive for months and likely years to come. A meme born out of the evil of this world, a very pure form of corruption which can only even exist in this modern time. Then to think — I can say I wrote this, but who would believe me? And furthermore, how pathetic is it to announce yourself on an anonymous message board? I think about all of these things whenever I see this text.

>t. author of the original

>>16337918
>It’s weird when the post you made gets bastardized and then immortalized as pasta. I think about this in a very existential way. To come back to a place where you wrote something, anonymously, then see that thing twisted to suit contrary needs. But not just that, further to see the twisted version survive for months and likely years to come. A meme born out of the evil of this world, a very pure form of corruption which can only even exist in this modern time. Then to think — I can say I wrote this, but who would believe me? And furthermore, how pathetic is it to announce yourself on an anonymous message board? I think about all of these things whenever I see this text.
>t. author of the original

>>16337922
I wrote the original and the original is OPs text. The bastardized version is the fud version. I guarantee it.

>>16337929
Hello? Yes are you sure you're the original author?

>>16337943
I am absolutely sure I am the original author. Don’t believe any of the phonies.

>>16337488
Checked

>>16337954
Phonies? I said I'm on the phone!

>>16337380
*hold my bags*

fuck off OP, the jig is up.

>>16337445
Shit list full of nothing burgers

>>16337380
>>16337400
>>16337570
>>16337875

Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021

>>16337380
You are too new. The FUD is all part of the experience and at this point blatantly ironic.

>>16338203
Cope.

>>16337380
>You are the girl below

I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting mini-movies about interesting women, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am any of these women. I am a man. I have a penis. It's quite a nice penis, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.

Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.

It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purposes, "become the girl in the post below yours", but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be that post and the post below theirs? If so, the person below them who made that post, does one immediately share a consciousness with that person, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?

Sadly however, I have so very few answers for these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.

>mfw (my face when) I have bought the numbers whilst they were relatively small, and, even as such numbers grow to heights measured in quadruple digits, I lack any intention to release my grip upon them
The picture I have attached to my post is related to its written contents. It is the face to which I made reference to earlier in this post, indicating my mood is markably similar to the one being portrayed within. It is an appropriate response to the current state of affairs.

>>16337771
This is a legendary Sergey, where did you acquire this?

>>16337380
Dukx ID
Are they in a row though?

>>16338260
Wrong board homeboy.
Or at least wrong thread, there's some weird shit on here.

>>16337380
Only once will I post this. Only once.
Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.
The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.
Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.
This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021

>>16338422
Hello. I feel like I should point out something that is slightly noteworthy about your post. You see the number of your post, that is to say "16338422", terminates in the same two repeating integers, in this instance "2". There is a "double" 2, so to speak. That being the case, I feel inclined to "verify" or "check" your post, in order to both acknowledge this fact, and indeed promote it. Thank you and goodbye.

>>16338260
based gif poster

Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021

>>16337380
>>he put all of his money into an overpriced token that only pumped because of a single tweet made by a google intern

D E L U D E D

>>16338260
based goose poster, wheres the gif tho

>>16337380
This is pasta and has been reposted a number of times. It's still true, though.

Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021

>>16337380
Cool reddit post

>>16338422
>>16338653
I find these posts entertaining. I feel it necessary to positively acknowledge the anonymous individuals that authored these posts, and I shall do so by using certain verbage. In this case, I will refer to the authors of the posts to which I am replying as "Based," a term commonly repeated within this online community to indicate an appreciation of the content it cites. Furthermore, I have decided to attach an image of a two-dimensional illustrated woman, quite a suggestive image I might add. While not relevant to the topic at hand, two-dimensional illustrated women drawn in the style depicted in the aforementioned image are appealing to me.