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16331763 No.16331763 [Reply] [Original]

>we're looking for a team player

>> No.16331780

>>16331763
>I enjoy working with complex problems
>I enjoy tasks that take time to think through
>I prefer working in a fast-paced environment

Those fucking job test questions...such bullshit

>> No.16331787
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16331787

>>16331763
>"We're looking for a real teamplayer who's willing to-
>NIGGER
>"Oh I'm so sorry sir. Right this way to your executive office"

>> No.16331791

>we're looking for a go-getter

>> No.16331797

>>16331763
>can work with little supervision
>self starter
>start-up atmosphere

>> No.16331801
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16331801

>>16331763
>No thanks, I prefer to play single-player games. Have you heard about Adventure Capitalist?

>> No.16331803

>WE'RE LOOKING FOR A SOCIAL REJECT WITH RACIST TENDENCIES WHO AVOIDS INTERACTION

>> No.16331876

>>16331763
Does this really mean they just want a yes man who will blindly go along with everything they're told without question, will do overtime, and other peoples work on top of their own without complaint, and badically just suck everyones dick? Just seems that way to me.

>> No.16331890

I'm white. I can paint houses.

>> No.16331893

>>16331876
Yes, they want corporate drones who are fully SJW and won't rock the boat or question anyting

>> No.16331915

>>16331876
What it means is that we're looking for someone who will pull their weight, put the goals and mission of the team first, and not go off on their own fucking program and make more work for everyone else.

>> No.16331949

>>16331893
Ugh company culture.

>> No.16332070

>>16331915
That's more about being focused rather than being a team player. What if there is a necesary tangent that will create more work but in the long run will cteate efficiencies. I have had jobs where I know I could make the company better more efficient, but people didn't want to change, felt their jobs were under threat and sabotaged me. I have learned to keep my ideas to myself and just mindlessly go along with the boss and get my pay check