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Why do so many newfags call him groyper? His name has always been Easter toad

>>16312602
Make her lose weight. If you’re fat/ unhealthy too then start exercising and eating more healthy together.

>>16312602
use that 1eth for liposuction treatment.

>my imaginary gf is fat
>hey anons I’ll give you $200 if you post on my thread pls I’m lonely
Gtfo OP you reek of Jewish subversion

>>16312613
Because of America First

>>16312613
Nick fuentes that’s why

>>16312602
Get in shape yourself. If you can give ETH away for free you should be doing well financially? I'm sorry, but marriage and a rich boi their money soon part. If you get /fit/ you'll live 30 years longer. Just like money, it's an essential tool for being truly free. Don't be caged inside your fugly self. Unless you wanna play vidya all day, then by all means, just get hookers.

>>16312602
why did you post a picture of me and the boys coming to buy the LINK dip?

>An architect is never judged by his raw materials, but what he chooses to build with them.

>>16312602
paint her green
make videos
upload
profit
get new gf
repeat

>>16312602
Emotionally manipulate her into putting down the fucking cake.

>>16312636
>wojak is the sperm-producing parasitic male
This seems reversed from what it should be

>>16312602
You need to work out and her to work out too. Remember she has the "ugly girl syndrome" which means when she looks at herself , she's fat as fuck and ugly. Now what you want to do is work the bitch out. I mean work her out. 2 day fasts + lots of squats and girl push ups etc. Fasting helps her lose weight. You need to cook some good organic food along the way to keep healthy with the loss of weight. In a year , you'll both be sexy and fit because you guys decided to work out together and she'll be glued to you because she was fat when she met you and she still has ugly girl syndrome even though she's pretty so u can maintain and hold onto her due to sentimental value.
Or you can drop the bitch and lose some weight and workout hard and be a fucking chad. Give me the 1ETH. Thanks.

Well, if it's so bad, then why are you with her in the first place?
Do you want to stay with her or not? Give me some more info to work with.

>>16313548
wtf

you need to post more information to get better advice.

1) how handsome are you?
2) how in shape are you?
3) how autistic or how good are you with normies?

and 4) what is your goal?
5) are you well off financially?

without any further info I would say you don't like being with your groyper gf. get fit and dump her ass. if you are wealthy hire a personal trainer for faster results and start hitting on other chicks when you feel more confident

>>16312619
I’m skinny but I have to way to make her lose weight. If I make her diet she does good for two days then has a mental breakdown, starts crying, and eventually starts binging again.

>>16312623
Nah she’s actual a groyper build. Not just fat. She is super thick through the midsection, ass, and thighs.

>>16312629
>>16312632
Can confirm

>>16312636
I am fit. I walk several miles per day and I do several sets of 25 push-ups min per day. I’m not a ripped chad but I have decent muscle definition and single digit percentage body fat. I also made it via crypto but several years of crypto made me autistic and I fail to get women now. I used to have hot GFs
>>16312676
Sure but what now

>>16313548
This is the best idea in the thread so far. Her physical likeness to a Groyper is uncanny this idea could work.
>>16313555
She does not eat cake

>>16313577
She does hate herself but she has super low willpower as fat chicks tend to have. One chad thing I have done is she makes us dinner every single night she lives at my house. I also make her cook good organic meals. The issue comes when she goes to see her mom and secretly binges imo. I’m not a chad but I am not fat at all. I think she weighs more than me but I have a hard time telling weights and weight of muscle vs fat

>>16313925
If you make a youtub account I will be your first groyper gf channel subscriber.

I will also buy your shirt merchandise and patreon sponsor

>>16312602
show this image to your girlfriend. what does she say?

>>16313596
It’s not the worst thing. Basically I stopped dating when I got obsessed with crypto. Left school to work full time and make cash. Then Bitcoin mooned and I cashed out, bought tons of cool shit like cars and a house. My issue is that I do not know how to reintegrate into normal society. She is decently nice but her family is a train wreck so I would never have babies with her. Shes young so she is still relatively attractive now but long term I imagine it will get rough. I asked her out at a restaurant, she was my waitress, bc she was big and I was on a year long cold streak

>>16313952
She probably wou.ld say somethingh like "hey where did you get a photo of me??" LMAO

>>16313788
I’m not handsome. People tell me that I am but I am self aware to know if that was true I would not have this problem.
I’m in above average shape. I have no physical problems other than being 5’10
Male normies like me a lot I have guy friends but women seem to hate me ever since crypto mooned. I think I am autistic now but in high school I was popular it has been a sharp decline
My goal is to have a huuwhite 5 or 6 person family and a farm.
I am well off financially. I am buying cheap rentals all cash right now to get cash flow going and my expenses are covered for a long time. I also own a Porsche and a wrangler outright

Hiring a personal trainer is a good idea thanks man

>>16313947
Thanks bud I’ll consider it. She does not know about groypers and let’s me film or take pictures of her whenever maybe it could work
>>16313952
I’m not doing that she would just cry and threaten self harm probably

>>16314002
sounds like you're the beta bitch and she's in charge if you keep letting her emotional manipulation control how you act or what you do. Me I would dump this fat cow and not give a fuck about her boo hoo hoo i'll lose weight and stop trying 2 days later shit. course this is why I dont date and only fuck girls because i'm not gonna toss my happiness out the window to waste my time with some blimpo bitch that cant even control her fatty lifestyle. Just dump her and stop with this hurr im autstic I cant get girls now bullshit. get the fuck out and try you dumbshit. Always excuses with people on biz never actions. I'd say more but I already know you'll reply with bullshit excuse for her and bullshit excuse for yourself so this whole thread is a waste of time. There you got your awesome advice which is dump her and start fucking girls and stop being so pathetically thirsty you date fatties and convince yourself thats what you deserve. pay me my 1 eth

>>16314104
Nah major miss on your part. I’m not a beta bitch for this girl. Not everyone can go out and pick up women to bang. I tried that for a year before ending up with this chick. I do get out and try still but I recently am crossing a threshold where I have to consider if what I have is the best I can possibly get which is quite a harsh realization coming from my life 5 years ago. You’re being hostile too so I am not awarding you best post but thanks for your contribution

>>16312602
You can get any woman you want if you gain confidence

You have money, you have height, you have looks but are probably too self loathing to realize it

If you're unsatisfied with your gf's appearance either:

1. Tell her and ask her to get in shape because you wish to continue the relationship
2. Break up with her, suffer for awhile, get back on your feet stronger than ever

Life is what you make it, and if you intend to be a chad you most certainly can be

>>16312602
Built for bearing sons. Pump load after load into her, and be grateful for it.

>>16314113
>goes im not beta
>weeps about me being hostile
real men wouldnt act so soft. you deserve a fat cunt and you refusing to go out and get a girl is just exactly what I predicted excuses. kek not paying me when I told you the best advice but sure man use that soft beta billy excuse to get out of actually owning up. fuck this thread fuck your fat bitch and fuck you beta billy no wonder you cower away inside being her bitch and acting like a scared beta. either way gonna close this thread I tried you made excuses

>>16313945
Low Willpower is not good. You need to whip your bitch into shape or get a new one.

>>16314140
I am 5’10 which is way too short for some women. I have no idea how guys shorter than me get by. I appreciate the kind words otherwise though. I do have money of the three things you listed. I do not think I could convince another girl to date me but I appreciate your advice about being positive

>>16314148
Why do you say built for bearing sons? I doubt I would ever risk having babies with her bc she is shit with money and her family is a joke. Her dad is a sickly creepy christcuck
>>16314149
Very cringe. Good faith threads rely on the OP to be honest. You are confusing my honesty about my situation with me being beta. Sort yourself out before giving advice to other people
>>16314156
This girl could never have willpower. Her parents even let her drop out of high school she has no willpower. She has a big heart though and is funny. Nice to spend time with just never going to be an adult woman (other than house work) if that makes sense. I would like to get another bitch but I’m not sure how to anymore. All I did with my Groyper GF was find the most desperate girl I could bc I needed to bust a nut after a year of failure dating

>>16312602
Pfft, you're going about this all wrong. Get life insurance policies, make a low key big deal of it.

Then give it like 6 months and "accidentally" get caught watching fatty porn. Ease her into gaining. Make her a 500lb tub of lard, fuck her to keep up the illusion, but shame her a bit too to keep up the comfort eating.

The thing is she'll croak in 5 years and you get mad dosh with it being a natural cause of death.

>>16314211
This is interesting. If she was a bad person I would do this for sure. Very devious brother. A similar plan I would like to do is find fatties that are high earners but that’s super rare bc fatties usually lack the drive to make money

>>16314210
>sturdy, wide frame
>substantial reserve of fat for feeding growing babies
>wide hips for easy birthing, then back to working in the fields
What's NOT to like

>>16314210
>she is shit with money and her family is a joke. Her dad is a sickly creepy christcuck
Also, not really relevant. If she's your wife you are in charge of all that.

>>16312602
Start working out and dieting together. Tell her you love her (if you do) but that you cant be in a relationship with someone who us unable to take care of herself. If she cannot stick to the diet and exercise plan then you need to move on period. If you cant stick to it either then you cant really talk and you will just have to deal with being a fat couple.

>>16313903
>If I make her diet she does good for two days then has a mental breakdown, starts crying, and eventually starts binging again.
That sounds like a food addiction, which can span from childhood trauma enduced comfort eating to literal addiction where she gets a high from eating. If you are actually close to her you should sit her down and try to get her to tell you what she thinks compels her to eat compulsively. If this is trauma based then it's fixable though emotional therapy. Getting to the root of her issue and giving her a new outlet for her emotions should get her into the habbit. If it's a literal addiction, hoboy, well like with anything she has to want to change out of her own free will and I mean REALLY want to change and that may take some convincing. Most addictions are kickable through the same set of rules most recovery groups talk about. I'm not going to list them all here, but you can certainly search it yourself.
I really hope for both your sakes that it's not a literal addiction because if it is this is going to get a lot harder. I'm currently getting my gf to lose weight too, but on a smaller scale since she aint that big to begin with. She's managed to lose like 15lbs and struggles to keep it going due to what I assume is a weak force of will combined with a sedentary lifestyle (both can be overcome easily), but complicated by one wacky hormone cycle caused by birth control.

>>16314238
When you put it that way it sounds appealing. I bang her all the time I just wish I could have a more conventional GF.

>>16314251
You’re mostly right. Her dad will be dead soon which will help things. He’s a real loser. I think picking a girl with a good family now a days is key because you need grandparents to help with certain family tasks in an emergency and I would never leave my kids with her crazy boomer parents. Regarding money I am not going to pay this chick’s bills or run the risk of her using the courts to get my money. I would only risk marriage with a high earning chick or with a true gem of a woman this girl is neither

>>16313903
>If I make her diet she does good for two days then has a mental breakdown, starts crying, and eventually starts binging again.
She either has some kind of mental problem or you're being too much of beta and should push her more.

>>16314277
I’m not fat whatsoever. I’m in good shape. When she lives with me I regulate her eating with coffee or other stimulation but she works near her mom’s house so she usually lives with her mom 3 days per week or so this is when shit hits the fan and she secretly binges imo. I agree with your point about giving her an ultimatum but if I follow through with the ultimatum I will probably be alone for years and possibly end up settling for someone even worse.

>>16314238
> being healthy feels a lot better for her and will make her happier long term = better marriage
> looks less sexually appealing, especially as she starts to age
> health problems later on in life
> as she gets older it will be harder and harder (at some point impossible) to make her change her lifestyle
> bad influence on your children's health
> people judge her and you (you might not care but still)
> she struggles to do certain physcial activities
> might die young

>>16314301
I should have been more specific. Our deal is that if she lives at my house she cleans and makes dinner. So about 4 nights per week, give or take a day, she lives with me and I regulate her snacking and she cooks a healthy dinner. The problem is her self control when she leaves my house and stays with her mom the other 3 nights per week. I found a secret snack stash in her bedroom one time

>>16314320
Well if you can take care of your health but she cant you really only have two options. You either deal with it and love your big ol groyper girl for what she is or dump her and move on. If you are truly fit and at least somewhat financially stable then you will find someone else.

>>16314338
>The problem is her self control when she leaves my house and stays with her mom the other 3 nights per week. I found a secret snack stash in her bedroom one time
It might help to build her confidence as much as possible so that she actually believes she can go without sneak binges.

>>16314320
You really cant force people to change. If they dont want to change they won't. If you aren't happy with her as she is then you need to move on. It might be scary but you have a better chance of finding someone that will make you happy by starting fresh then by staying with someone you know makes you unhappy.

>>16314338
Oh didn't see that.. My advice would be to be honest with her about how you feel. Make it clear that it could ruin your relationship (perhaps she doesn't realize). Then try to be as supportive as possible. Perhaps you shouldn't force her to go cold turkey (i.e. no snacks at all), just reduce it significantly. Exercise is also great. If/when she starts to lose weight (even just a tiny bit) giver her a lot of compliments, tell her how sexy she looks etc. That's what I did when my gf gaineda bit of weight and had to lose it.

Make it 100% clear how serious of an issue it is for you (it sucks to hurt her feelings but it's worth it long term).

>>16314297
>I think picking a girl with a good family now a days is key because you need grandparents to help with certain family tasks
You do have a point here. I'm not trying to be some fatty maximalist, I'm just pointing out that things aren't neccesarily as bad as they seem. It's sometimes possible to make the best with what you have rather than dump it all and try again, but you're the one in the situation. If anyone can tell what to do, it's you, not some screeching autists on a portuguese pastry-folding forum.

>>16313994
I’m in the same boat.Slightly above average facial shape, but shorter than you. I’m still able to manage to get a girl that doesn’t look like a groyper. You guys just click really well?

>>16314183
faggot I’m 5,8 and can pull in QTs if I put the work in. Not even rich I’m pretty fucking broke .

>>16314183
>boohoo guys im average height, it's over for me
Yeah you sound like a loser, no wonder you're socially inept

>>16312602
fuck """groyper"""
that's a pepe

>>16314183
>I am 5’10 which is way too short for some women

nigga I'm 5'7 and both of my ex gfs were over 5'9 and I'm also broke af.

From the way you wrote I see you need some guidance.

First lesson with girls: don't believe in what they say. It's not WHAT they say, it's HOW they say. I'm autistic and I learnt the body language to identify when the girl is complying and when she is not, regardless of what she says.

Being tall/handsome/rich is enough? Usually yes, but it's not 100% black and white.

If a guy has all those 3 he has to make minimal effort to bang a decent girl compared to a short/ugly/poor guy who makes lots of effort. However, some guy in the middle with lots of effort and good self-esteem/attitude can sometimes overcome the handsome/rich guy with more effort and experience.

How do you get experience? approaching a shit ton of girls and always looking for ways to improve. Read pua books, courses, follow a few youtube channels, perhaps hang out with a few guys who are into pua as well.

The pua community is not the ultimate solution but if you are smart and able to always reasses the reality around you you should get better with girls.

so more practical advices 1) you are tall enough, don't worry about that.

2) you probably need a better style/clothes. that shit is extremely important because it can and it will increase your attraction level tenfold

3) in case you dump your girl you need to need to approach lots of girls in different circumstances. at night clubs, bars, perhaps in the shopping mall as well/restaurants whatever. you could also use some traveling. that could literally be a game changer.

As an american you will have make it or break it interactions but that's fine, because those who love americans will compensate the ones who hate.

I know you are a good guy and a good person, I can identify a lot with your words and I feel the same way. Why would you dump a good girl who has a good heart and is a nice person?
(continue)

>>16312602
NIGGA SAID GROYPER!!! Hahahahaha bro you’re a fucking loser. Imagine fucking a goddamn whale. Do better

>>16312602
Cut off the fat

>>16312602

Start eating healthy, don't snack at all and only cook healthy stuff. Go for walks, be active. She'll either tag along or you'll find someone during these activities.

one of my exes also had an eating disorder. I started dating her when she was somewhat skinny and she was nice looking, but she only got skinny because she was fasting for a while after being slightly overweight.

she was literally the only skinny/normal girl in her family. her mom was morbidly obese and her sisters normal obese but were becoming like her mom.

my point is: even if she is a nice person (just like my ex) she is most likely beyond fixing. at least you probably can't fix her.

my ex suffered from depression and while I was trying to help her (because why not, she was a nice girl and had also a big heart) I got depressed as well. she was always dragging me down with bullshit not because she was a bad person, but because her family situation put her on a really bad place. That's when I realized the best for me was to get away from her. By the end of our relationship she was fat af and I was borderline obese. I lost a lot of weight since then but I still need to work out more.

one last thing: don't offer money like this to people. we don't want your money, and I don't think other anons appreciate this kind of attitude as well even if I know you didn't mean no harm.

another advice perhaps: here is full of autists like myself and even then you are standing out on how autistic you are. work on that as well perhaps with some specialist on treating autism/asperghers I don't know some bullshit clinic/psychologist/psychiatrist

phew that was a huge post. hope you can make good use of it.

>>16314337
Yeah the judgement is arguably the worst part. I am sure people judge the situation

>>16314353
I don’t think I’ll find someone else mostly for social reasons. Crypto gave me hard edges I don’t know about pop culture anymore

>>16314370
In the past I have found that boosting a woman’s self confidence is a bad idea. They start to do bad shit and hassle you when they have a big ego

>>16314372
This is the central theme of everything. I can either settle for this Groyper girl that I like or I can roll the dice and try to get something better. I am worried that within a few years the girls will be too old because I am in my late twenties and girls are starting to hit the wall hard.

>>16314401
Based anon congrats on the success with your gf

Your best bet is get her hooked on meth. Eventually you'll have to run her through rehab after she drops the weight, and watch her closely just in case her health deteriorates worse than expected, but you'll probably get the results you're looking for.

>>16314416
Thanks bro that is how I feel exactly. What I have now is decent, it could be worse, but I’ve done better in the past. I seem to be in a total rut with chicks and not sure if I can ever get out of it again.

>>16314559
Yeah we do click but I only asked her out initially bc I figured she was desperate and I was struggling to get a GF

>>16314566
Congrats dude!
>>16314643
Yes that’s why I am asking for advice
>>16314649
It’s rape Groyper
>>16314801
Nice detailed response I appreciate it. I have some follow up questions for you. I would like to date a girl my height (an inch above or below) so my kids could be taller but I only have been with shorter chicks. Any tips on courting taller chicks? Thanks for the positivity anon. Any tips on getting chicks while traveling or cold approaches? I’ve never been to a night club and I do need to update my style maybe that could change everything

get your hands on RSD blueprint and also watch entrepreneur on cars on youtube. it's gold. don't listen to everything tyler from RSD says, he says lots of shit, but overall the content is gold.

I'm not sure I would recommend hiring one of those pua instructors but perhaps it could lead to a faster learning. Some are ok or good but they are not godlike chad tier like they claim to be.

one last thing: this thing called hypergamy is in the nature of most girls. not saying your girl is necessarily like that, but it tables were reversed what do you think she would do?

Not saying she likes you because you have money and you are tall/handsome, but do you think she would stick to your sorry ass in case you were let's say overweight, depressed and broke af? most likely not because she could find something better. Kinda heartbreaking and I wish it wasn't like that but that's just how it is. Supply and demand.

Would you leave her ass if you had lots of hot models hitting on you constantly like in the street, gym, checking you out? you would at least feel tempted to do so.

And man, girls when they want to hook up with a guy only show their sweet side and fun personality but if she is no longer attracted or doesn't care about him she will act totally different.

Even if you stay with her she might dump you if she thinks she can find someone better, sorry to say that. It's not certain because she might be a exception to that but chances are that she isn't.

anyway glad to hear you seem to be doing fine with cash. I also would like to settle down on a farm with a cute wife from a good family and have a few kids, that would be awesome but first I need to make it.

>>16314931
>Any tips on courting taller chicks? Thanks for the positivity anon. Any tips on getting chicks while traveling or cold approaches?
I don't have any tips for taller chicks. I think it's just the same, except if you are shorter kek. If you are shorter you first have to overcome her belief that she doesn't like short guys. which in general is true, but in reality all you need is perhaps a bit more of effort. But being your height come on haha.

I advise staying in hostels, specially the cheap, and even more specially in shared dorms because the odds of meeting a girl kinda naturally increases tenfold.

btw I have a personal question: are you that good of a trader to have made it or was it mostly luck of entering btc early enough?

I created a group for traders feel free to join and keep in touch. on tg it is @bizsecretchat and discord is nrMx8BM .Feel free to join

>>16315006
>watch entrepreneur on cars on youtube
Any other youtube channels worth watching other than entrepreneurincars?

ops I meant feel free to send a message in the end kek. my discord id is fcarbonaccio#3494

I wasn't planning to shill my group here but hey if you are a trader you are more than welcome. I believe it is the easiest way to find me if you want to keep in touch. god speed.

>>16315130
>Any other youtube channels worth watching other than entrepreneurincars?

Black pigeon speaks. he is a bit exaggerated but he will help you swallow the red pill I think. right now at the top of my head those are the ones that I remember. Jordan Peterson is also good but too religious/blue pilled in some aspects but he is good as well.

If you want more just get in touch. and also share good recommendations in the group if you can. now I'm going for a walk see ya

>>16312602
OP in this situation you can only lose because even IF you get her to lose weight, she will just realize shes now too attractive for your sorry ass and start banging chads.

>>16315561
In general I think that’s true