/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16310429
Hey there guys,

Let me just say this: it won't be a "stable" coin by this time tomorrow.

Be prepared for something gargantuan.

The team knows all about you and your dedicated belief in what we're doing so we've put a little easter egg into tomorrow's announcement.

Keep your eyes on Instagram boys. Yes, you heard that right: Instagram. It'll all make sense the second you see it.

God christ you kids are in for one hell of a damn ride and I wish I could be sitting next to you when engine kicks in.

>>16310450
>>>16310429 (OP)
>Hey there guys,
>
>Let me just say this: it won't be a "stable" coin by this time tomorrow.
>
>Be prepared for something gargantuan.
>
>The team knows all about you and your dedicated belief in what we're doing so we've put a little easter egg into tomorrow's announcement.
>
>Keep your eyes on Instagram boys. Yes, you heard that right: Instagram. It'll all make sense the second you see it.
>
>God christ you kids are in for one hell of a damn ride and I wish I could be sitting next to you when engine kicks in.


Are you Sergey Nazarov ??

>>16310490
YUPCJf8H

That id !!!

Really

>>16310490
He’s Sergey “bend over linkie and open up your stinkie” Nazarov

Hey there guys,

I wish I could tell you everything I know but I can't because you would never believe me.

So I shall just leave you with this:

Tomorrow is going to be the happiest day of your life. The 20th of November will be the day your children's children will celebrate as the day their grandfather liberated them from financial slavery.

Turn on your Twitter alerts and take a Valium because you're going to need one to remain calm.

Good god I'm excited for you guys...

>PhD in shitcoins
He's taking the piss right?

This subreddit is dead

No

>>16310580
Biz is kill

>>16310541
I saw this exact same thing posted on CL discord, but then they deleted it. My shitposting Turkish friend is gonna get banned from there.

Hey there guys,

I wish I could tell you everything I know but I can't because you would never believe me.

So I shall just leave you with this:

Tomorrow is going to be the happiest day of your life. The 20th of November will be the day your children's children will celebrate as the day their grandfather liberated them from financial slavery.

Turn on your Twitter alerts and take a Valium because you're going to need one to remain calm.

Good god I'm excited for you guys...

>>16310429
You guys are pathetic

Hey there guys,

I wish I could tell you everything I know but I can't because you would never believe me.

So I shall just leave you with this:

Tomorrow is going to be the happiest day of your life. The 20th of November will be the day your children's children will celebrate as the day their grandfather liberated them from financial slavery.

Turn on your Twitter alerts and take a Valium because you're going to need one to remain calm.

Good god I'm excited for you guys...

Hey there guys,

I wish I could tell you everything I know but I can't because you would never believe me.

So I shall just leave you with this:

Tomorrow is going to be the happiest day of your life. The 20th of November will be the day your children's children will celebrate as the day their grandfather liberated them from financial slavery.

Turn on your Twitter alerts and take a Valium because you're going to need one to remain calm.

Good god I'm excited for you guys...

>>16310714
Suck dick fggt

https://medium.com/clc-group/announcing-the-honeycomb-dapp-store-9815ba42d4a2

If paypal have banned whores from receiving money why isn't there a zoomer2slut dapp???

>>16310450
ON THE WAY UP BOIS

I want to send shekels using Dapps where is the Shekel2Jew oven Dapp?

Or even Jew2Oven and just cut out the middleman P2P style just like Satoshit intended

>>16310429
Evelyin misspelled paddypisa, she meant paddy pizza. Deal with MacDonalds is broken. Full ogre now

>you just win
You mean another day of losing? Another day in purgatory? Another day with no news of anything legitimate to validate chainlink other than loosely connected breadcrumbs fueled by hopium and delusion? It took sergey and his faggot team of soibois and literal cucks (rory) 5.5 months to release v0.7.0 from v0.6.0 (mainnet release). Wow jeewiz cant wait to wait another 16.5 months until April-ish 2021 for v1! (Should have released v1 at mainnet but somehow sergey being the worthless fat fuck he is, releasing a halfbaked product that only fetches the price of eth was somehow a good decision). Until then sergey is going to continue being the cock sucking beta he is and not announce anything about the project. Awesome!

This shitcoin will be lucky if its $3 eoy and doesnt keep crabbing at $2.70.

>>16310987
Read this, Manmeat.
https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/law/cryptoassets-and-smart-contracts-valid-in-english-law/5102211.article

>>16311043
>linking an adblog unarchived unironically as a source
shoo shoo keyboard monkey

>>16311067
https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/law/cryptoassets-and-smart-contracts-valid-in-english-law/5102211.article

>>16310987
>Another day with no news of anything legitimate to validate chainlink
We've been getting this literally on a weekly basis for 6 months idiot. Take your retard brain out back and step on

>>16310987

>>16311087
>'And every £1 spent on legal services supports £1.39 in spending across the entire UK economy - a contribution that could be boosted by continued investment and strategic support for legal technology.'

The real reason holocaust denial is illegal

>deep-dive
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deep-dive

The message is loud and clear.

>>16311043
Is this supposed to be hopium or something? I didn't need an article to tell me smart contracts are (or will) be legaly binding agreements, it's already known they are.

You must have missed my point about sergey being a faggot and not telling the world about how they solved the oracle problem and are ushering in the 4th industrial revolution with smart contracts and oracles, as explained by Klauss Schwab. Link has sat around the 15th place for coins by marketcap for months and the vast majority of people in crytpo and blockchain don't even know chainlink exists, or thinks its a scam because sergey is a dumb faggot who doesn't want the to go up so he doesn't say anything about what chainlink is doing and with whom, instead hes given the same speech 37x about a problem that doesn't even exist anymore.

>>16311121
Not in my America.

>>16311105
>validated by literal who no name companies no one wants information or apis from
Go gargle sergeys cum, no one will give a shit about LINK until he stops being a faggot and tells people microsoft, jewgle, salesforce, swift, docusign etc are running nodes.

>>16310769
Anal Dollars ?
Wtf is that shitcone !?

>>16311151
Good, so sick of the holohoax lies

>>16311151
Based

off-chain protocols? What is this?

Sounds like sidechains

>>16311206
not really. side chains are as unscalable and insular the rest of crapto. off-chains isn't crapto and doesn't faces the unsolvable problems of crapto

>>16311206
Chainlink we be $1000 soon

>>16310494
checkdis id

>>16311155
>No name companies
Google, Swift, Intel, Microsoft, Oracle literally all 100% confirmed
Even newfags know you are retarded

>>16311217
Any example of an "off-chain protocol"?

>>16311276
You're a fucking idiot and I don't punch below my intellectual weight class so have a good day and dont forget to gargle sergeys cum before bedtime.

>>16311297
cool rebuttal princes

>>16311253
I ask the question and he answered

>>16311253
>Pee on My 9 GFs
Based

Good god I'm excited for you guys...

>>16311297
>You're a fucking idiot and I don't punch
both true

>>16311297
Classic 90IQ nolinker
Anyone got the distribution chart?

>>16311297
>below my intellectual weight class
I'm just imagining what a sad faggot you are for having to inject that you're smart into posts on an anonymous forum for no reason whatsoever.

>>16311575
To be fair, youd have to be intellectually retarded to not realise that using a platform is not the same as having a lasting valuable and GUARANTEED partnership and collaboration program.

Kek.

ummmm, guys

>>16310987
Sell you little bitch

>>16311392
>>16311253
>pee on my 9 gfs

i feel a disturbance in the force
a message from Kek itself.

the biggest chainlink FUD will be after link moons and sergey gets " me too'd " and it comes out that hes pee'd on 9 of his 13 year old russian girlfriends with his good friend, R. Kelly

TOKEN NOT NEEDED. TOKEN WAS A CASHGRAB FOR SERGEY WHO WOULD NEVER HAVE RECIEVED ANY FUNDING FOR THIS SHITTY SIDE HOBBY OF HIS.

>>16310450
Whats up sirg

>>16310450
>I wish I could be sitting next to you when engine kicks in.
why aren't you?

>>16311684
What did he mean by this?

>>16311043
>ctrl+f chainlink
0 results

>>16310769
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>>16310987
Well said. Imagine thinking this is winning when ANS went from $0.53 to $90 because they changed the name of the token and logo

Link is a pathetic 10x in a place where 1000x was common

>>16311297
>I don't punch below my intellectual weight class
>dont forget to gargle sergeys cum before bedtime

>>16311297
> my intellectual weight class
Extra-chromosomal heavyweight coming through lads!

>>16311276
Only google and Oracle are comfirmed

>>16313983
Tuttok!