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>lost all of the money my wife was saving for Christmas presents

>> No.16298134

>>16298122
you deserve this

>> No.16298146

>>16298122
Sorry, anon. Hope she doesn’t cuck you with a black man now to get back at you.

>> No.16298163
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>>16298146
She doesn't know yet. She was gonna go buy on black friday. I don't think I'm telling her.

>> No.16298210

>>16298163
Keep it from her as long as you can. I wasn’t kidding about the cucking, even the best women are vindictive.

>> No.16298234
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>>16298122
Chainlink Connections:

Swift + Chainlink (Page 11, SmartContract + Rise Technologies, SmartContract is who makes Chainlink):https://www.swift.com/sites/default/files/resources/swift_swiftatsibos_innovation_pioneering_inno_for_community_brochure.pdf

ISDA’s general interest in smart contracts: https://www.isda.org/2019/01/30/legal-guidelines-for-smart-derivatives-contracts-introduction/

ISDA + Openlaw (Attending an ISDA event on Nov 6th): https://www.isda.org/event/london/isda-technology-forum-2019-11-06/#anchor-agenda

Chainlink + Openlaw: https://twitter.com/openlawofficial/status/1177300013946417154?s=21

Chainlink + Google: https://cloud.google.com/blog/products/data-analytics/building-hybrid-blockchain-cloud-applications-with-ethereum-and-google-cloud

Chainlink + Intel: https://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/new-confidential-computing-solutions-emerge-on-the-hyperledger-avalon-trusted-compute

Chainlink + Oracle(Software company): https://blogs.oracle.com/startup/every-startup-in-the-blockchain-with-oracle-cloud-and-chainlink

Chainlink + Amazon (Skip to 1:01:30): https://pages.kaleido.io/webinar-ondemand-kaleido-on-aws-thankyou?submissionGuid=68a3dd47-631c-4ad9-acf0-d54c52e1dc7c

Notable content from Chainlink
Smart contracts: https://blog.chain.link/the-power-of-smart-contracts-what-they-are-and-how-they-can-revolutionize-the-future/

Oracles: https://blog.chain.link/oracles-the-key-to-unlocking-smart-contracts/

Derivatives: https://blog.chain.link/solving-deep-seeded-trust-problems-in-derivatives-using-chainlink-enabled-smart-contracts/

Bonus:

General Crypto + Business: https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/se/Documents/risk/DI_2019-global-blockchain-survey.pdf

>> No.16298269

>>16298234
Don't fall for this shitpost. The first link doesn't even mention CHAINLINK in any way, and you can verify yourself with a simple CTRL+F. Everything is nothingburger old news and "partnerships" anyone can sign up for.

>> No.16298308

>>16298122
Just'd

>> No.16298900

>>16298163
Once that bbc is all up in your wife she’ll belong to it. Better never tell her.

>> No.16298956

Just tell her retard. If she's a good wife she'll understand and be ok with some kind of cheap romantic crap instead. And if she'll start bitching just tell her to fuck off. What can she do about it either way

>> No.16298962

>>16298122
idiot. crypto always dips in the winter as people cash out for presents.

>> No.16299444

>>16298122
just fucking her and fuck her and fuck her

>> No.16300552
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>>16298122
You're lucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utCaHjSlED0
There are guys who lost everything. Their life savings, their mortage, their wife's mortage, their parents' retirement, their grandparents' retirement. Everything.

You lost giftmoney for a single year, big whoop. You'll eat chicken for christmas instead of turkey, drink grapejuice instead of sparkling wine and the kids will get an IOU ticket. The sun will rise for you again, be grateful for that and don't gamble again. That's what "investing" in crypto is by the end of the day: a massive gamble.

>> No.16300967

>>16300552
very well said

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>>16298122
>NOOOOOO NOT MY HIGH HEEL NOOOO

>> No.16301169

>>16298163
Well she’ll be having a different kind of black friday if you know what I mean

>> No.16301199

>>16298122
>>16298163
cheer up anon, ill give you a free present right now. Dont invest what you cant afford to lose. Looks like you learned that the hard way

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>> No.16301419

I think it's a scam, and it's a pnd coin, also I think for a jason parser, the 2 dev team is doing a horrible job...I mean how hard is ti to simply write JSON.parse(str) JSON.stringify(str)....ffs thi sis the most stupid coin I saw for a long time And I kinda hope people don't fall for it...I think mobius got it all figured and it looks like it's the best alternative.

they are based in the caymans? I mean? HELLOOO? really? the team owns like 70% of the coins? how stupid is that? they will exit scam soon enough...it's sad...really sad...the total circulating supply is 1 BILLION? OMG? no thanks.

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>>16301169

>> No.16301442

>>16298163

Borrow from a loan shark OP

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>>16298122
If you go all in on the real bitcoin, there's still time to make up the loss.