/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy SNSS

buy AMRN be rich

SELL SPY! PUSH THIS FUCKER BACK TO $220!

I bought luckin coffee at 29.26
am I retarded

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>16296241
We are all retards here, anon.

I wish I wouldve held off buying AMRN this morning but whatever.. 110k in that bitch rn. Waiting for Dec 28th and Jan buyout

How do /biz/raelis manage their portfolio?
Do you diversify?

>>16296227
I had a bunch of LK and sold it at $20.

I keep fucking myself over hard. I'm now 30% down from $14.5k to $10k since I started.

I bought $2k worth of AMD. Am I a Chad now?

12/6 AMRN is fucked

>>16296263
;_;

adxs

>>16296266
crack open some fresh sips
turn up some dadrock
sit out on on my porch and buy some stocks that look good

more often, I just call my portfolio guy and tell him to do his best
then we play golf sometimes
it's really pretty easy bro. just watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLtYsr72L8s

Face up, make your stand
And realize you're living in the golden (bull) years

How do I into swing trading?

>>16296266
I just buy whatever is shilled here. It results in some diversification.

ACB -11.5% kek

I hope this dip gave some boomers heart atacks.. of which they have no vaspeca to treat them.. Serves them right

>>16296289
What did you say???

>>16296353
I said its fucked

>>16296347
kek

dont worry anon we will make it just hodl till buyout

>>16296353
HE SAID: 12/6 AMRN IS FUCKED

>>16296356
I am.. It was at 23 in July and went down to like 13, so baically halved.. Before I put my money in today I realized there could be a possibility of something like this happening again and to just hodl til buyout

>>16296347
*buuurrppp*
don't you worry young man, I ate plenty of fish oil today ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmjoxCa-gH4
(best version, one of the greatest live recordings of all time btw)

>>16296266

I just buy target retirement fund boomer shit. I'm just here to shitpost.

Are we in a recession now?

>ITT: AMRN fomoers justifying their losses and injecting each other hopium

>>16296356
Every .1% change corresponds to $100 for me thoug lol

>>16296375
yeah I put my money in literally at all time high, I think I'll still double my money eventually though

>>16296380
probably, but we might get a trade deal so the market keeps going up...

>>16296397
Or triple it. Lipitor was bought at 90 a share

>>16296386
Don’t underestimate the power of a focused group to bend reality to fit its perception. The will to Holy Buyout is stronk.

Btw MRK calls are on sale, fucking buy it.

>>16296288
Long-term? Yes.

There might be a temporary pullback on the horizon, though. Let's see if you can whether the storm.

>>16296386
I'm up thousands on AMRN. It's going up even more.

>>16296401
yes bro, and I will put all of my profits into stinky linkies

>>16296380
Close. Earnings are already in a clear recession, manufacturing sector has been for a while. GDP is hovering around 1%, new official forecasts are as low as 0.3% for next quarter, it's coming. Pay no attention to the repo market or autoloan delinquencies behind the curtain

Nobody knows exactly when, time the market at your discretion

Finally bought AMD, eagerly awaiting it to crash now that I'm in

>>16296266
3/5 in mutual funds that I don't have to worry about as someone else manages them and 2/5 in dividend stocks that I pick myself.

>>16296355
>>16296358
What happens on 12/6??? My entire life savings are at risk!!

AMRN FLOOR BUY BUY BUY

>>16296437
Nothing, dumb faggot couldnt ge the date right. It's Dec 28th the FDA labeling thing

>>16296206
keke fellow AMRN anons

check out these knuckle dragging retards on leddit wsb: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dy51r9/ultimate_amrn_dd/#bottom-comments

these are the people we are buying the dip from

>>16296432
Your sacrifice will be honored.

>>16296223
This

I should've just stuck to buying blue chips and ETFs. Who here /PENNYSTOCK'd/?

>>16296266
>How do /biz/raelis manage their portfolio?

8% salary into my 401K S&P index fund. That's got me covered on big names like AAPL, AMZN, FB, etc, so I don't buy those. I have an IRA that I aggressively invest in with the goal of beating the index: 100% in AMD right now.


>Do you diversify?
Having invested through the market crashes of 2001 and 2008, diversification doesn't work. When we have a global recession, every asset class gets hammered. Sure, diversification might save you a few % here or there, but you'll also lose out those massive %%% gains coming out of the recessions.

The only reason I'd "diversify" is if I'm old as fuck and don't know when I'll die... then I might go cash to preserve value.

>>16296326
Buy SNSS and hold until second week of December

>>16296418

Auto loan delinquencies are a direct result of Obama's cash for clunkers program. Instead of being able to go out and get a $500 beater all these cars were cubed and people were forced into taking the loans for new cars they shouldn't have been buying to begin with. It was not the fault of the dumb ass people taking the loans they couldn't afford it was head niggers fault.

I'm glad I didnt fomo into AMRN last Friday. Never fomo overbought stocks

>>16296418
last time the GDP figures were later revised. And economists were saying we defintely weren't in a recession 6 months into the start of the recession.

>>16296451
I'm sure they are lurking here. I've seen cross posts before. Guh

>>16296408
>MRK calls are on sale
It's in a 4 year supply zone.
4h chart looks downtrendy.
I would wait and see.

>>16296288
>I bought $2k worth of AMD. Am I a Chad now?
If you're weak willed, AMD volatility will fuck with your head. If you're disciplined, just don't look at it and re-visit in a year to massive gains.

>>16296479
Meant 1h, 4h doesn't look good either

Campbell soup to 50 nya

>>16296498
4 year supply zone?

>>16296300
>>16296386
>Pic related
>Almost every single time I do an options trade
>Cant force myself to inverse my decision

>>16296445
The way you type, you literally sound like those annoying shills who either scream "buy" or "sell" regarding stocks, gold, or silver.

>>16296450
What exactly happens then? I better not get /CHEAPIES'd/

Can someone here make a wojak with that hat with a stock logo and stick the amrn logo on it?

Pro Strat: Never sell when you're in the red, hold indefinitely until you're in the green

>>16296522
So wait, you're saying I'm smart money?

>>16296522
we are the dumb money baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktE5Vyds7Iw

no brains => big gains, that's what I always said

>>16296532
The 28th is when the FDA will recide on whether AMRN can be used by lower risk patients.. But the hearing they jsut had the FDA advisors vote dunanimously in favor of happening.. And then in January 12-13 is when big pharma companies tend to buy new drugs so they can showcase them at JP Morgan pharma investors meeting
https://www.jpmorgan.com/global/healthcare-conference

So we're hoping for a buyout before the conference

>>16296552
That's what I tried on DF.

>>16296552
Based Enron bagholder

>>16296532
I'm getting cheapies'd right now, feeelsbadman. My younger brotherr pulled out at break even but he's too much of a puss to stick it out for the volatility

>>16296455
/DF'd/ right here anon. And easily straw hands but only for stocks and stock options. But straw hands only happens at peak despair for a stock, soon after closing position it moons. I have horrible stock market timing.

>>16296477
the way gdp is calculated... it's mostly useless in modern era where you just print the mooney and government spending

>>16296522
what bullshit defines smart money? because institutions were making histrionically large buys in feb

>>16296512
Xetra:MRK
I don't know how this correlates with Nyse:MRK.

literally nothing to buy fucking christ

AMD, GOOGL, AAPL, MSFT, WMT, ROKU, AWK, MRK, IGC, RCL, SNA, AVGO, PLNT, UPS, LMT, AMZN

literally fucking all of these need to go red before I'm willing to buy

>>16296552

>>16296601
Kek that’s a German company, why are you looking at that one? They split many years ago, Merck and Co. Ltd Is the important pharma, the American immuno-oncology giant. Also has a fair amount of animal health and other businesses.

Thanks, but it’s too late for me. I already bought. Here are my options if you want to take the other side of my trades. We shouldn’t all have to lose.

Kek, smg suddenly going full bear mode. Load up on VXX calls boys.

Robinhood vs Webull

go

>>16296589
Instutions are dumb money. They're meant to be dumped on then bailed out by our tax money!

>>16296266
robo advisors for the most part

>>16296657
robinhood front runs prices like a motherfuck

>>16296657
Robinhood changes color thats why it is Number one broker in the world

>>16296647
Not a bad idea... but I hate vix now.

>>16296679
>webull doesn't
33 36 20 36 33 20 32 30 20 33 36 20 33 35 20 32 30 20 33 36 20 36 33

>>16296623
Buy SNSS

>>16296623
If you're only looking at megacap big names, look at FB. They're the only megacap still growing revenues at a 30% clip and has lots of businesses they haven't monetized yet, i.e. payments & fintech.

my SMG meme stonks are like the only green ones today, kek

>>16296679
What does that mean?

Whats a better brokerage for just buying stocks, regardless of options?

>>16296266
I have dozens of small water turtles that I painted stock tickers on the backs of their shells, I use a net and the first 5 that I capture are my trades for the day.

For simplicity sake I'm only bearish if the turtle bites me or urines/shits on me

>>16296532
>Can someone here make a wojak with that hat with a stock logo and stick the amrn logo on it?
thousands of hours in mspaint

>>16296727
just use limit orders and dont worry about it

>>16296736
Lol, thanks anon.

>>16296623
Excellent list but maybe add PEP. WM and DIS also good.

And of course, Berkshire.

>pwease b-buy ma,, my ba...I mea .n..a p-pwease buy refr

WTF KTRX?

DAMN

>>16296589
>>16296660
"smart money" refers simply to one technical indicator Usually it does not measure some hedgefund flow or somethng :)

>>16296757
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
is this company just a big con job?

>>16296707
No
>>16296710
I'll add it to the list, but I'm not specifically looking at big boys

Get in in AMRN while you can. Don't fall for the new tactics. They want your shares cheap. Fucking textbook

>hemorrhaging gains
>my feet are cold and I just put socks on
>listening to The Smiths

I've had worse days.

>>16296757
Should have invested in REKR instead.

Fucking SMG should have shilled KTRX from the get go.

rofl acb at 2.3. do you remember in september when there was still hope? i really wanted to bullieve but the bounce didn't hold.

>>16296780
just short SPY and make some money

>>16296777
CHECKED
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>>16296768
100 mio mcap while revenue is barely 1 mio.
Was never profitable. New revenue streams will hit late 2020 or later. Most of the car deals are unconfirmed.

>>16296780
Pretty based dessssssu
>>16296777
Jackpot trips confirmed

>>16296796
literally the second I do it will moon out of nowhere. My record with SPY is....not the best.

>>16296777
I've used 4chan long enough to know that the RNG gods are real, authentic beings

>>16296777
>textbook...
...cope
Indeed.
Look up any random failed stock on stocktwits and this is what you will read.
>MM manipulating af
>fucking shorts.
>ahhh those fucking 5% short interest
>(((they))) just want my cheap shares.
A year later at 1/10 of the price you will read the same things posted by the same people

>>16296755
None of these are *bad* but they don't fit the model I'm working with, in 6 months they might look more ideal though.

>>16296814
>fed pump
>all manufactured
>china deal went south
>Trump about to get fucked
I mean....use your brain my guy. This economy is TOAST and I guarantee we close red today.

>>16296703
idk if webull does or not I've never used them.

but I'm sure they probably do

>>16296727
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/frontrunning.asp

>>16296828
What model?

holy shit

>ACB

>>16296841
autism

>>16296432
>tfw already up 1.5% from where I bought
we're all gonna make it

>>16296845
> ACB

F

>>16296769
IMO, FB is one of the megacaps that can join AAPL & MSFT in the 1Trillion valuation stratosphere if they monetize payments & banking services.

FB is the only corporation with 2.5 Billion active monthly users around the world... if FB can establish an Alipay or WeChat Pay type of service, they could generate massive revenues.

But again, this won't be immediate, it is a multi-year hold for me.

>Most Weed companies currently have 6 months or less of operation remaining based on their cash on hand
>Their stock prices will keep tanking until 0
>Everyone still holding the wrong company when that time comes will undergo Dean Foods 2.0
As for the one or two companies that actually survive, you can still buy your discount lottery tickets in a few months. Stop buying that shit in the current year. Good luck to the bagholders.

>>16296836
>a-any day now the crash is coming says increasingly nervous bear for the seven millionth time

I genuinely think we're going to be on a more or less consistent uptrend for awhile.

I'm down like 0.21% today on my main bags, it's literally nothing.

>>16296836
Why were institutional investors dumb enough to believe that the trade deal was totally happening any day now guys :^) in the first place? There's been literally no material evidence the deal has been progressing.

>>16296784
>REKR
I got REKR'd bought at avg of $4.37 sold at $2.10 screw that clearly manipulated stock.

If you're going to invest in dudeweeds, now through January is probably the time, but I wouldn't go into anything other than OGI, VFF, and most importantly, IIPR.

That said, everything except IIPR has lost me tons of money, so maybe just stick with IIPR. I'm thinking OGI has something special to announce next Monday though.

>>16296707
SNSS anon, how bad does shit get if the ASH conference has fucking nothing?

>>16296883
>SNSS anon, how bad does shit get if the ASH conference has fucking nothing?
What even will be presented there?
Phase 1?2?
Somewhere I've read that it's only a poster

>>16296863
IGC is my pick because muh indian american CEO

those little pajeets prove to be reliable in my experience

>>16296858
Sickens me to think about it but you are correct

>>16296863
>>Most Weed companies currently have 6 months or less of operation remaining based on their cash on hand

Get ready for a massive wave of weed consolidation at fire sale prices. Weed literally grows too easily to sustain margins. It will be the processors, services & those higher up in the value chain that make the margins.

Who else got lucky with NVDA today?

>>16296925
how do I profit off this? Not asking for spoon feeding per se, just have 0 experience with marijuana, either as an investor or a user.

>>16296921
>Sickens me to think about it but you are correct
I know lots of people HATE, I mean HATE facebook right now, and that's why I'm buying. Once 2020 election politics are over, people will realize again that FB is growing revenue way faster than almost everyone else & is very undervalued in comparison.

Why is CHWY kill today and is it a good short term call

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHYD I BUY AMRN THIS MORNING AND NOT MTNB?!?!?!?!

Do I need to start following those Baker bros or whatever? This market is KILLLLLING me.

>>16296883
If ASH is fucking nothing then I am gonna lose a shitload of money and SNSS will likely R/S

>>16296873
Exactly. Once tutes realize how incompetent Trump truly is they will all short in unison and ole Jerome gonna get the boot. This economy is propped up by funny money and if you've got calls I suggest you cover or risk losing everything.

>>16296863
canada is such a joke of a country
they can't even sell weed for a profit! weed! it grows in the ground and they fucked it up somehow!
millions of american teenagers have made money selling weed (when it's illegal), and billion dollar canadian companies can't do it (when it's legal).
lol

You know what stock makes me angry as fuck? CVNA. Fucking Carvana. Stupidest fucking piece of shit company ever and it's as if it's up 3% any time I look at it. Drives me nuts.

>>16296905
>>16296960

ACB to 1 dollar soon. Lmao

>>16296965
>they can't even sell weed for a profit! weed! it grows in the ground and they fucked it up somehow!
>millions of american teenagers have made money selling weed (when it's illegal),

That's the problem. Weed is literally too easy to grow by anyone...

At least with home beer, you have to get all the ingredients together, brew it for months, & then pray it turns out good enough to drink.

With weed, you're trying to sell a commodity that takes very little effort for anybody else to produce.

>>16296326
Temper expectations. You will never get the full swing from valley to peak. Realistic goal is 50-75% of the move. Have a system in place, test the hell out of it, once you're sure it will work, jump on in and let it do its thing. Do not fiddle under live fire trading conditions. Fiddling should have been completed during testing phase.

>>16296729
Simply Amazing.

>>16296796
as i just put a 315 strike call for friday in. FUUUUUUUUUU-
time to straddle my hold

>>16297004
>actually helpful person giving advice that doesn't like monkey splatter
Thanks, Anon. The world needs more men like you.

What a shitty day bros

Hmmmm... priced in?

My AMRN calls are clown worlding

Both expire in january and the 28 calls are cratering and the 34 calls are rising.

>>16297062
Yeah lost 70, I feel I could have done WORSE. Fucking AMRN

>>16296965
>billion dollar canadian companies can't do it (when it's legal).
It's not entirely the companies' fault. They're at a terrible disadvantage to the black market due to the absurd regulations, government created supply chain bottlenecks, they can't legally advertise, high taxes etc.

>>16297071
Yeah I have Jan $35c and there's like 50k open interest on them and they don't seem to give too much of a fuck about the current price action

Remember when people said lci to 60? Those were funny days

>>16296905
phase 2 data for 200mg and 300mg cohorts

Placed a cheeky low ball buy for a call option of AMRN

It won't fill, and now the price will go up again.

You're all welcome.

>>16297137
>a call option

Stop showing off you rich cocksucker.

Remember Evofem? Whats been happening there lately?

>>16297065
yes, it was priced in before the announcement. they must have known it was coming.

welp my AMRN buy was purchased

sorry guys

Yup I’m gonna kill lci guy

GALT entering buy range again i guess.

1.5-2.15 could be a nice bottom target but acb is hugely oversold here. Fundamentally is it a good company? Do they stand a chance against others? Which is the one witht the best business model?

MTNB going back up. It's been tracking with AMRN so AMRN still being down ids ppl cashing out?

>>16297020
you're going to get liquidated son
can't wait to tank back down to 306 EOW

>>16297206
I've held 1 share in the memefolio from 6.60 couldn't really care less what happens to it, I think ACB/HEXO would be where i put my money for ultimate winners but I think it's truly gambling at this point.

>>16296935
I did, I bought before the earnings call though so I’m a little above even. I still can’t fathom why it dropped despite beating expectations

>>16297202
>buy my bags
Nice try penfag

>>16297119
Still true. Only thing I can think of is the price fixing allegations. From what I can tell, the evidence against the company is weak as fuck. But of course I dont have all the evidence, so who knows. However, comparatively speaking, TEVA should be 100% ass blasted. Couple dozen drugs price fixed, ring leader of the operation, most people involved and most illegal revenue generated. Max punishment from DOJ side is $100m fine per, plus some revenue made available for reparations. Considering insiders of LCI have been buying up shares, and continue to do so I'd say it's a good sign these allegations are going nowhere. If and when they start selling off, that's when I'd say to exit.

>>16297237
Nah i'm not pendy I won't tell you anything about the future or a outlandish price target but swinging low 3 to high 3 is almost guaranteed.

>>16297249
It’s worked in the past but now they may have run out of runway and could crash before they ever get bought up.

I’m not selling yet though

>>16297198
Just hodl and be patient. Give me one good reason why a company with good leadership, insider buying, a year long record of turn around, should be trading at .3x what it was trading at when bankruptcy was considered imminent.

Should I put my life savings down on AMRN?

>>16297237
>>16297249
also aren't pendy's bags from like 5 do you really think he's selling here?

>>16297275
No put it on SNSS

Jesus fucking Christ
>GO
>TACO
>GO
>TACO
>GO
>TACO

>>16297275
yes

>>16297275
I already did so I'm biased

>>16297283
What the hell is that?

>>16297223
306 put can hedge my losses?

>Just made $600 off of CVS with 1.5k investment
>Can't decide between saying "screw it", not looking for a better investment, and putting it all on Hudbay minerals or Walgreens

I've got 2k to invest right now.
What's a good stock that will rise up in 6 months?

>>16297307
I don't know what they do, but I threw $50 at it because there's a potential that upside is there.

>>16297284
TACO sucks so no surprise there but GO shouldn't be this low.

>>16297337
Just checked it out, holy fuck that company is fucked

>weed stocks bouncing out of freefall
>shorts on stocktwits panic-shitposting

Love to see it.

I'm new to this kind of jewish magic, can someone tell me if there's a reliable way to invest mid term in a VIX spike? All I see is futures contracts that constantly go down every day

>>16297354
>>16297307
>>16297337
SNSS? They're presenting their very-likely-good news on their blood cancer drug at a conference in a few weeks. People are hoping for big upside on that.

>>16297354
really? fuck me, I got meme'd again.

>>16297362
there is no way to trade on the spot VIX, only derivatives that are usually in contango.

If I wasn’t red across the board I’d pull everything and buy the bitcoin free fall

>>16297388
Alright i'll chuck $50 at it too

>>16297394
Well I was just judging on it's past 5 years.

>>16297388
What's the date, and what are our price targets if it looks promising?

>>16297426
http://ir.sunesis.com/news-releases/news-release-details/sunesis-pharmaceuticals-announces-presentation-61st-american

Dec 8th

>>16297426
Analyst price targets average 2.67

>>16297388
>very-likely-good news
if that the case, their stock price would reflect it.

>>16297420
>past 5 years.
Nearly all biotechs look like that.
There's a potential run up shortly before study results and depending on the results there is a gap at opening and a 10 minute surge or there is a imminent dumpening. The rest of the time they simply decay.

>>16296223
I have over 1000. When is it gonna pop? In Dec?

HSGX

bruh

>>16297459
Tell that to AMRN's jump on FDA approval.

>>16296206
OK I am that one SPY put guy I am risking 250 wish me luck lads I need to work at McDonalds another 25 hours if this fails

Madlad's Manly Lotto of the Week: SPY NOV 22 299PUT market crashes after retail disappoints and Sondlund kills Trumps 2020 chances threatens 300, turn 250 into 40K

STUDENT LOANS PAID LETS GO BABY

>>16297447
God I hope so

EVERYTHING IS RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16297530
Not a Trump fan but people who bet against him seem to get wrecked with great frequency.

>>16296858
I feel this post but I wonder if social media will have the same stigma as smoking does someday considering all the millennials getting fatter dumber and less happy and worse health than Gen X did because of it

SPY is a total fraud.
I hope Powell gets his head blown off

>>16297530
Pack it up bears, Recession postponed till next week.

>>16297275
Ill put it this way, if you have to choose between AMRN or SNSS as this anon >>16297283 suggests. I recommend AMRN. However neither is a smart idea. Both could go to 0.

>>16297547
are you high?! everything is green and i hate it!!!!

>>16297558
SPY only goes up anon

Fucking weed stocks

>>16297551
O-oh no now I am getting hit with the Trump curse :( you're right fuck

Why the fuck is LPTX going up?

>>16297551
>Not a Trump fan
Global reported for anti-semitism

>>16297582
I cannot wait for the crash
you bulls deserve to suffer
I've never seen such blatant pumps in my 12 yrs of trading.
how does Powell sleep at night? Does Trump have something on him? Probably a pedo or something..

>>16297578
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16297557
>I feel this post but I wonder if social media will have the same stigma as smoking does someday considering all the millennials getting fatter dumber and less happy and worse health than Gen X did because of it
I think this is an American phenomenon and skews towards the younger generation. Plenty of happy boomers use Facebook in a healthy way because they don't base their lives off of it and don't use it 10x a day.

Also, in other countries, this doesn't have the same stigma. In SE Asia, they use it like a social phone book.

IMO, American social media Millennials will "mature" as they age and stop trying to blame social media for their own mental hang ups.

>>16297551
People who say “not a trump fan but” are low T betamales. Just say what you have to say. Don’t be a fag.

>>16297609
thats nothing, kid

>>16297631
I have a man crush on Trump.

>>16297631
I really have no strong feelings one way or another about the guy.

Apathy. try it.

>>16297617
I have noticed that Asians are more concerned about personal honor and maybe they just don't troll as bad I heard of that special word Baizuo which describes SJW and Cancel Culture, maybe Asian internet doesn't wreck peoples minds the way ours does especially since we have more freedom of speech and hate speech and bullying is legal here.

Then again I also wonder if its simply overuse/obsessive use and always looking for something to blame like you do too, Asians are prideful about being tough and suicide before dishonor or some shit.

I know I sound like a boomer with all this honor bullshit sorry just seems like it makes sense.

This is so fucking fake and gay, they are going to keep this shit high as fuck and rally all the way through the new year so they can be like 2019 was the best year for stocks, blah blah blah, even though they'll ignore the fucking crash before new years..... It's like fucking what ever.

What a shit day.. I'm about to sell everything and go all in on LCI

Everytime I look for another stock to buy.. LCI looks better and better

>>16297633
>Green
FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

I FUCKING HATE TRADING

>>16297689
sell it all and buy RBII easiest way to 100 times your money.

doubling down on SPY puts
I either make it or lose everything
fuck this bullshit

>GME bouncing and becoming a symmetric triangle on D1 | H4 ???
hmm

If I start with $100 and I'm not a retard, how long until I'll have some cash in my pocket instead of in the market? I wanna live out my Disdain For Plebs fantasy

>>16297699
If you lost 41% in under two years, you're not an investor, you're a gambler.

>>16297718
Already on it ;)

>>16296266
I invest each month 800 bucks into a mutual fund and 800 bucks into an ETF.
Im only here to shitpost and sometimes do some stockpicking just for funs sake.

>>16297727
Been trying to get rid of my puts and nobody's takin em... GME is getting cornered... have a feeling it's gunna explode

>>16297332
I'm thinking Park City Group right now.

>>16297735
>how long until I'll have some cash in my pocket instead of in the market?

What's good in the defensive consumer staples arena? I need to hedge my portfolio want to pick up a bit in this area, but am not sure what the best options are.

>>16297742
>tfw lost 41% in two weeks
What does that make me?

>>16297477
Dec, yes. Should be a runup before hand

>>16297742
Buying and holding is a meme and so are "stop losses" which just means "guaranteed losses."

>>16297780

I've just made my first investment in my life and invested £50 into SNSS and right away I lost 12.5% wtf did I do wrong?

I had to put a fill or kill and I put it at 41$ or whatever that means

We should short gold right before the recession. Think about it, everybody is going to sell their gold to buy cheapies and we can get infront of the rush.

F for ford

Nobody likes that new pos they call a "mustang"

>>16297773
Nobody's buying your puts?
I just looked it up. Skew is massive right now towards puts.
>GME is getting cornered
Like, how?

>>16296241
I sold mine at $20, so you're not alone in kicking yourself.

>>16297807
Is this a meme or are you doxing yourself?

>>16297807
no you lost 25%, you should probably have some baseline level of literacy before starting to invest

>>16297735
Let's see, if you manage to average 3% per day and compound that by investing every last dime for one year (not including weekends, but theres also no minus holiday calculator) youd get $4.84m

>>16297718
>RBII
What does this do?
Chart looks tempting as fuck.

>>16297813
I'll go balls deep when it gets down to $7-ish

>>16297835
What?
>>16297845
How though? Wtf did I do wrong

>>16297807
You haven't lost anything until you sell

>>16297859
>What?
Hi Leon.

>>16297807
is that your name and account number?
might want to call your broker...

GOLD is up
so logically speaking shorting SPY is smart money

>>16297848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc

>>16297845
Also what did I spell wrong?

>>16297813
But somehow people like that pos tesla calls a "truck"

>>16297807
You should probably delete this

>>16297797
dont trade if you dont have an edge fattie. you would be up 16% if you just held SPY since 2018
>>16297699
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=runningforweightloss.runningapp.runningtracker&hl=en

>>16297880
Damn did I fuck up? Don't they need my password and stuff?

>>16297876
Good luck compounding 3% per day. If you make it, teach me your ways.

>>16297872
And say what?

>>16297897
You done goofed son.
You
Done
Goofed
Hyuk

>>16297863
Well I just lost 12%...
>>16297868
Whatsup m8

>>16297915
Well dont tell them you were a moron and posted it on the internet. Probs request an account number change cause you suspect someone got a hold of it.

>>16297915
That your name and account number were made public

>>16297902
>teach me your ways
Goes without saying

Look up KRTX there’s your tip

OMG LCI IS SKYROCKETING

>>16297915

>>16297915
Damn Leon you fucked up kid
fucking retard lol

>>16297889
Fuck that, I missed out on crypto gains. I need to make up for what I lost. And lmao, guaranteed I'm more in shape than you

>>16297928
>>16297932
I'll have to ring tmoz, there closed now

Can you guys shill some Pharma stocks to me and Leon BEFORE the companies find cures to cancer and balloon in value? That would be great, thanks.

>>16297981
Leon the unprofessional

>>16297981
They all have 24/7 support

>>16297936
It already went up 300%, thanks

>>16297981
mate for you I'd recommend just buying the S&P and holding

>>16297981
Leon just get ETFs for starters.
When you are comfortable with how brokers work you can join in the stock picking meme.

I want to see the market sell off.... We haven't had one of those days since like august.

>>16298023
And then have the stock market plummet from all time highs!!

>>16297997
SNSS for cancer cures.

NBRV for antibiotics breakthroughs.

>>16298051
Talk to the hoof

>>16298011
Hmm i'm not so sure because I can't find there out of office number.

>>16298023
I don't even know what that is lol, i'll look tonight

>>16298036
Yeah I'm a fucking retard at this, thanks for your advice


I need to go work, catch ya guys later and hopefully I won't be doxxed/hacked

This moment will go down in /smg/ history, Leon. You have been forever cemented as a meme. We will tell stories to newfags one day about Leon the meme anon. And they too will pass on the tale.

Selling a put rather than a put credit spread on a stock i want. Good or bad idea?

>>16298079
You probably wont. Nobody here gives a fuck about your 1000 euro.

>>16298084
the worst thing that happens is the stock goes to 0, but you wanted it anyway so yeah it's a good idea. Then again the stock could just moon, and you cap your gains and miss the boat, but what ever you still made money..

Does APRN look like a good stock to swing trade?

Does someone here have experience with mixed distribution decomposition?
I looked into Gregor's algo for decomposition into normal distributions but I'm not sure if this is sufficient. Is there something which isn't limited to normal distributions?

Who's doing a /lazy/ portfolio here? A comfy 10% return poised to grow to ~12% once my auto-investments balance back to 90% stocks, and no (((expense ratios))) eating my profit.

>>16298081
what was in his picture? just his full name? lets not doxx a fellow smger gentlemen we're not /b/

>>16298105
People here are probably more interested in hacking his camera so they can fap to him while he browses /pol/ on the shitter

Come on you bastard!

>>16298129
I tried a quick google.
His name is pretty generic and there are quite a few popular people with his name that create a lot of noise.
It should be safe for him.

If the Amarin buyout rumours are true, which bigpharma is potential buyer?

>>16298079
if you're in EU you want to consider currency risk before investing in US stocks and ETFs. All your gainz can be cancelled by EUR falling against USD

Roku pulling through for me. Still kicking myself for not buying it in the beginning of the year.

>>16296206
Is it safe to keep accumulating CGC?

Help. I’m a retard with a gambling problem. I want to trade options and just stick to buying calls for now. Do I just pick a stock I think will go up and buy a call that’s just a bit out of the money? And do I do it for a week or month or longer? Thank you.

>>16298202
that november rally is insane

>>16298229
At the most basic level, yes. Read about "the greeks" and make sure you're not buying something retardedly out of the money

AMRN GOING UP BOIS

>>16298229
if you have to ask you shouldn't do it. get help
> I’m a retard
yes

>>16298230
Yup. Braced myself when it dropped 5% right after I bought it but it recovered the next day

>>16298241
I get the idea of theta. I watched a 30 minute video. Look this seems better than gambling on basketball over unders.

VFF and OGI making significant recoveries from today's lows.

CGC and ACB continue JUSTing as expected.

What's the endgame for the leafs and their shitty leafs? Will OGI's gamble on infusion technology for chocolates and drinks pay off come Legalization 2.0? Why are VFF's price movements such an outlier 90% of the time?

>>16298208
It's literally never safe to accumulate CGC.

>>16298208
wait till it plummets back to 1.50

would be cool if they dropped an updated guidance on this AMRN investor call today

So with it being so late in the day the goal is to buy something that was super low by the end of it that will sky rocket tomorrow?

I just tossed 50 bucks into robinhood and I'm not exactly sure what to put it into. I see all the shilling here for specific coins and that medical business, but after watching y'all talk about it this week the stock plummeted and it seems you guys are kinda retarded.

Robinhood going real slow. Might just move to a better brokerage and just use robinhood for options.

>>16298151
We're all gonna make it anon. I bought mostly at 23.67 which was the bottom of the dip form earlier before it shot back up again and then tanked

>>16298178
PFE, Merck... If we're really lucky then ABBV cause they ive 50% divy

>>16298343
>coins
You have to go back...to the other 95% of this board.

>>16298343
Dont become a Leon.

>>16298248
You got a source for that hopium, brother?

>>16298343
>50 bucks into robinhood
>you guys are kinda retarded

>>16298387
I don't want to buy coins, I'm so shamed from making fun of friends for mining when btc first came out.
>>16298390
A who?

I just bought the Buffett pick, RH. That'll do for US holdings for me for now (KO and MCD are the other two).

>>16298391
It's going back up rn tho and even that article about the analyst says it will go up to 27. Today was just a bunch of boomers cashing out

>>16298391
ain't shit priced in, citi tryin to accumulate

Thoughts on DLR? Wanted to invest in data center real estate and they seem to be recovering from a recent plummet.

>>16298427
27 is the target price. As far as I can tell, Target prices are basically meaningless. Just a shot in the dark about how much they think it’ll go up or down.

I’d be more curious about what their fair value estimate is.

>>16298391
Citi is just gaming the market.

>>16298414
Just buy as much SNSS as you can get for $50 and then sell it before January first.

>>16298441
CLDR is another one

new thread

>>16298469
>>16298469
>>16298469

NEW

>>16298473
>>16298473
>>16298473

NEW

>>16298473
>>16298473
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>>16298421

Fucking MCD was up almost 1% and at close only 0.16%

Why it always be like this

>>16298474
>>16298478
Nice fail, Leons.

>>16298490
because it do

>>16298494
what was leon name?

Cant even get my put credit spread made even though both options are withim limits get the vibe its robinhoods horrid execution process.

thoughts on Tesla cop before truck unveil?

>>16297003
Aurora Cannabis has dropped big time the past few weeks, does /biz/ think I should buy some while it's down and sit on it?

>>16299070
this thread's dead, but until those pot companies get some better leadership at the helm and not these morons that are smoking their own shit stay the fuck out of the pot stocks.

>>16296455
if you're going to /penny/ at least do DD on the company your picking.

Should I put my money into an index fund or is that a waste of money?

>>16296729
This is how real men trade kiddos.
I have a similar method but slightly newer less buffet style. I throw money at live alligators and the one that eats the most i purchase the corresponding stock.
Pic related my morning right before open.