/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16292218
Become a life coach.

Yachts, mansions, fancy dinners all the time, cruise ships. My father is a rich boomer who bought a bunch of tiled portraits of random shit a few months ago. One is at the bottom of his pool.

First off it is baby boomers. They are getting sicker. Lots don't want to retire and their work places have given them tremendous latitude over their failing health and other issues.

All those toys they have. All that money isn't going to mean shit. Sure they will get better nursing care, but does it matter much when you can't control your bowels?

>>16292262
>better nursing care
Someone post the webm with the niggers slapping around the old folks home people.

>>16292218
Luxury retirement homes. They have been popping up around my area in the last 10 years and have apparently been quite successful due to seeing the same companies open multiple locations.

Adult diapers

I'm want having sex with that MILF pusy

>>16292218
Checked shirts.
Tickets to see Whitesnake, the blonde one from the Runaways, Fleetwood Mac, and ABBA tribute bands.
Those shitty dad joke one-panels about how obstinate or useless women are, or how "technology bad, old things good" that when not emblazed on a sticker on their fridge are ironically enough shared through Facebook letting them get datamined.

Insistance 'security' even as they give away all their data to data-mining companies, looking for porn while logged into their Google account.

Buying the exact same music they once had on CD or Vinyl at lest 15 years ago, because they they threw them out convinced MP3 was better

>>16292321
scalping concert tickets?

>>16292274
this, can even staff them with laquishas and they will beat the shit out of them

Luxury retirement homes for the ones that can afford it. Budget ones for the old fucks that wasted all their money on cruises. Torture them in the budget homes.

>>16292331
Yes, but I'm thinking more useless overhead - like mass booking evenings where you organize for them to go to a buffet or something before hand.
Boomers love anything that doesn't require any actual initiative or decision making, but they can still pick apart and complain about things.
>"Oh Harry don't you think this pork chop is a little dry?"
>"Luanne that's not the only pig that's dry in this room. I'm just kidding you know I love you, especially when you don't use my credit card hyuk hyuck hyuck"

>>16292359

you deserve a prize sir

>>16292372
Thanks. Sadly I'm just an ideas guy. I wouldn't know how the fuck to start up a bussiness like this, where to market it (doctors offices? local comedy clubs? where do boomers make their entertainment decisions?). How to get the credit to buy the tickets en masse (or better yet just get preferential booking from the promoter), or get the credit to pay a bus and driver and all that shit.

Too bad I can't just buy a plot land in 1971 with no college education and wait for it to grow exponentially in value.

imagine falling for the commie boomer-hate meme

>>16292385

my guy. what's your email son?

>>16292471
imagine being an enormous, talking epic proportions, self-inflated, retarded-dipshit faggot that just loves to gobble cocks

just imagine that but i dont have to because you're here retarded faggot

>>16292218
scam them

>>16292471
Boomers profited massively off of any investments they ever took. Boomers quite literally cannot fail unless they somehow never bought property or inherited any.

>>16292475
Why, what can I do for you?
I made a temp email, here it is.

faboyo8850@hide-mail.net

>>16292479
yikes lol basement dweller is mad

>>16292487
So youre jealous that people took advantage of their economic situation? Like anyone would have done? PS: anyone in the last ten years could have also made tons of money off any investment

Some Boomers in a vw Beatle started blasting Kodak Black and noggin out at the red light next to me to be ironic. Can't make this up they all need to rope but when?

>>16292490
>faboyo8850@hide-mail.net
cool sent it

>>16292321
lol

I like that picture xD

Those retirement villages seem like a bit of con, I was looking into them for my boomer dad, they seem pretty cheap little living areas at first, but then you look at the strata and admin fees they charge, it's almost like buying a house and paying rent to them at the same time.

>imagine being an enormous, talking epic proportions, self-inflated, retarded-dipshit faggot that just loves to gobble cocks
>just imagine that but i dont have to because you're here retarded faggot

>>16292508
kys

>>16292218
Scam em

>>16292673
>>WHY YES I LOVE IRONIC MOCK POSTING
>>HURR DURR I AM A RETARD FAGGOT PLEAS PEG BY BOIPUSSY

>>16292218
Used Red Corvette Convertibles with Automatic Transmission.

>>16292218
I read somewhere that ebay was comprised of mostly boomers buying old, tacky, antiquated shit. Boomers are big on nostalgia. Exploit this and you can make some serious dough.

>>16292717
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>>>WHY YES I LOVE IRONIC MOCK POSTING
>>>HURR DURR I AM A RETARD FAGGOT PLEAS PEG BY BOIPUSSY

>>16292780
touche basedcuck

>>16292788
>>16292788
>Anonymous (ID: d0rAVc1x) 11/18/19(Mon)01:36:28 No.162927881573886583785.png (129 KB, 640x677)File: 1573886583785.png (129 KB, 640x677) google yandex iqdb wait129 KB PNG>>16292780(You)
>touche basedcuck

>>16292218

Buy Healthcare ETF and pick Some good Health Company stocks which pay goood dividend and have castle moat on some products Boomers and Baby Boomers need to stay alive (hearth pill, diabetes products, and other organ medicaments)
As harsh as this sounds, it shold become a good market for the next 20 years. At least.