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>> No.16290793

Usually by what they talk about. It's not what they look like. Sometimes people look a certain way like you think they would post on here but then if you ask them they say some "normie" stuff.

Mostly by what they talk about, things they refer to

>> No.16290843

>>16290776
The quiet ones.

>> No.16290852

>>16290793
Mostly by what they talk about

such as?

>> No.16290859

>>16290793
This. A few years ago I met a guy while I was traveling who studied CS, was fit, somewhat redpilled and knew about some online culture. I asked him if he was on 4chan and he said he used to visit 4chan a bit in the past. The only other person I’ve asked about 4chan was a girl with a pepe cap who sat next to me on an airplane. She didn’t know about 4chan but she was pretty chill.
Look for things like:
> slightly autistic
> introvert
> at least somewhat redpilled
> knows about online culture outside of normalfag stuff
> is into computers/ tech
> spends a lot of time online

>> No.16290863
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This is high school, in locker room waiting for bell to ring. I see male with android phone, constantly on it during these times. I look over shoulder and see what they're intently browsing. I instantly recognize the tomorrow style and smirk to myself.

>> No.16290884

this isn't an obscure website and is about as popular as reddit or youtube

>> No.16290887
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>>16290776
>keyboard in lap
>mouse not on table

>> No.16290904

>>16290776
One of my good friends and I post here. He mostly lurks pol while I mostly lurk biz. Chances are someone you know posts here (know one just like to admit it)

>> No.16290924

>>16290776
Just Ask them When they bought chainLink

>> No.16290927

>>16290884
What. Look the site traffic for YouTube, Reddit and 4chan. They are not at all equally popular lol.

>> No.16290936

Yes

>> No.16290941

Why’re you guys so ashamed of using 4chan. I literally browse it in bed next to my girlfriends, in the gym, over lunch. /fit/ /biz/ /pol/. I guess I am slightly autistic, exes have hypothesized that I have mild aspergers, but generally quite well adjusted.

>> No.16290954

>>16290776
>>16290852
>How can you tell if someone IRL posts on 4chan?
Usually, it's people that can't control their autism and mention 4chan irl.

>> No.16290964

>>16290859
>> slightly autistic
>> introvert
>> at least somewhat redpilled
>> knows about online culture outside of normalfag stuff
>> is into computers/ tech
>> spends a lot of time online
It's like I was destined for 4chan

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>>16290859
> slightly autistic
> introvert
> at least somewhat redpilled
>> knows about online culture outside of normalfag stuff
> is into computers/ tech
> spends a lot of time online
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

>> No.16290978

>>16290941
Who said they were ashamed of it?
I tend not do browse nsfw boards in public just because I don’t want to explain why there’s porn/ gore on my screen to people around me.

>> No.16290987

>>16290941
Are you me?

>> No.16291008
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>>16290964
>>16290968
Here’s one more:
> likes debating politics and/or philosophical questions

>> No.16291023

>>16291008
>and is bad at it

>> No.16291036
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>>16291023

>> No.16291047

>>16290927
hackers use 4chan so their numbers don't show up.

>> No.16291050
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>>16291008
stop you fuck

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>>16290859
This just reminded me of a story
>at a music festival sometime 2016 (around election time when pepe was labeled as a hate symbol)
>Music festival is so big that people carry around totems so lost friends can find them in crowds of people (pic related)
>see a pepe flag totem in the distance and think whoever is holding that is one of us
>go to the totem and find a group of asian kids holding it
>Decide to fuck around a bit with the guy and go up and ask him why he's holding a totem with a hate symbol
>look of confusion on his face and I realize he has no idea what the fuck I am talking about. He doesn't really even know what pepe is other then "funny meme frog"
>I play it up a bit more and tell him that it's a symbol for white nationalism and often synonymous with neo-nazis and skinheads
>he tells me that he had no idea! He thanks me for looking out for him
>I wonder if I should tell him I was just fucking with him
>nah.... fuck that. I think its funny he buys it so easily
>I tell him "No problem man! just thought I'd let you know!"
>I walk away and can see him and his friend looking puzzled
>As I walk a bit further I turn around again and see him taking his flag down

lmao. Get fucked buddy.

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>>16291050
> less than average trust in the government
> is interested in/ open to reasonable “conspiracy theories”
> likes to think of himself as unique/ different than most normal people
> .. but is he really all that unique if a random stranger can guess so many things about him just from the fact that he browses an imageboard?

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>>16291211
I agree with everything except the last 2

>> No.16291326

>>16290776
the sekrit handshake you learn from attending the tranny orgies

>> No.16291336

>>16290859
> slightly autistic
> introvert
> at least somewhat redpilled
> knows about online culture outside of normalfag stuff
> is into computers/ tech
> spends a lot of time online
Me in a nutshell

>> No.16291350

>>16291190
Based

>> No.16291389

>>16290776
Fuck off faggit, glowniggers not me here.

>> No.16291430

>>16290941
>browsing biz in public
I’d think twice before doing that again

>> No.16291548

when you know, it's too late

>> No.16291660

>>16290941
>Why’re you guys so ashamed of using 4chan.
I assume that if people found out I posted here they'd think I was one of those alt-right incels and start to hate me.

>> No.16291662

>>16290776
For me it was easy
>get to my unit
>processing and doing stuff
>see quiet guy playing Vita
>I admittedly had mine in my cargo pocket
>hover over him
>playing project diva F
>decide to stalk around him rest of day
>he's browsing /a/
>Decide to start talking about anime

>> No.16291664

you can tell if they browse on 4chan if they buy link sir.

>> No.16291681

>>16290941
Too much porn on blue boards for me to browse in public. Maybe if I set it to Work Time

>> No.16291694

>>16291664
I've met people who browse 4chan but nobody who knows what the fuck Chainlink is. I feel like the 4chan LINK community is literally 50-100 people

>> No.16291700

>>16291288
is she ok?

>> No.16291739

>>16291694
unironically, there are less then thirty thousand people on earth that fully understand just how far link will go

>> No.16291757

>>16290776
They'll have a 10 inch dick and get looks from every hot female within a 10 metre radius

>> No.16291826

>>16290776
Some guy was performing at an open mic and slipped in a lyric about chads. He posted on 4chan.

>> No.16291856

>>16291757
>the virgin reddit homo vs the chad 4channer

>> No.16291871

>>16291826
4chan is literally where modern comedy is born. Most memes come from here.

>> No.16291874

>>16291430

>Implying someone who's maladjusted enough to browse /pol/ in public gives a shit.

>> No.16291896

Based on selfies 90% are white, disheveled, collard shirts if not at work, equally split chance of the poster being 30+ with a dad bod or ~20 and horribly underweight. Most likely working a shitty job, if it's minimum wage its likely retail or fast food, if they are the 30+ group likely IT of some sort. When talking will likely use lots of subtle sarcasm, will try to hold eye contact at first but will probably avoid contact the longer it goes on.

>> No.16292002

>>16291896
Damn...

>> No.16292019

How they use social media is an easy way to tell

>> No.16292169

>>16291896
>will try to hold eye contact at first but will probably avoid contact the longer it goes on
Fuck, made it to the end

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>>16291211
delete this

>> No.16292641

>>16290904
Kyle! Goddamnit you faggot!!!

>> No.16292724
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>>16290859
Imagine being me, a 6'2'' 215lbs alpha male of most groups I'm in and be expected to engage in the usual shit society expects you to engage in? Normies at work have always been dumbfounded when I reject their invitations to do normie stuff with them. My time is better spent, thanks.

Needless to say, I've met some of you out in the wild and it's refreshing as fuck to be able to run our mouths together and have a laugh.

>> No.16292737

>>16290776
if they are of homosexual inclination

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>>16290776
Here are some common identifiers.

>> No.16292806

>>16291008
>be me
>ex gf wants me back
>she says some normie shit about guns/trump/abortion
>sperg out and go into nuances
>”uh anon you sound kind of right wing”
I haven’t done sex in so long

>> No.16292862

You just know. If they are on the internet and they don't have 100% normoid political and social conditioning odds are they come here from time to time.

>> No.16292937

Well I've been suspecting my Mrs of posting here for a while, and she sent me the same pic as OP posted this very morning.
Either that, or your a faggot redditor like she is.

>> No.16292956

>>16290776
I think I saw someone with a chainlink shirt on lol (blue hexacon), looked very similar at least.

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>>16292724
fuck a normie, nigger

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Funnily enough one of the only people i met irl to go on 4chan was my 18 year old girlfriend when i was 16.

She was really cool and browsed /tv/ mostly and didnt give a fuck. I remember both of us excited when boxxy made the irl news

unfortunately she became a SJW fag in her adult years (still stalk her occasionally) and went on tumblr more and more

she was beautiful, had long hair, fat ass, huge tits, really pretty face, nice legs, nice feet, quite tall.

literally perfect at the time. like the chubby nerd girl from my dreams. i do miss her sometimes.

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>>16290776
>1 post by this ID
> 1 post by this ID
>1 post by this ID
> 1 post by this ID
>1 post by this ID
> 1 post by this ID
>1 post by this ID
Your definitive answer will remain unknown.

>> No.16293059

>>16293049
It's funny, but boxxy also became a rabid SJW. What's the deal? Looks like a broad pattern.

>> No.16293081

>>16293059
women are social animals 99.9% of them are guided by the popular opinion and trends

the older they get the more they get sucked into it

>> No.16293264

>>16291660
>well anon weve known you for months and years now and looks its been a great time and all, but we found out the website you keep going on is also frequented by weird people so we will disregard what we know about you and instead assume youre one of them
Just be the proof that the stories they heard are wrong dude. Why would they trust the shit they hear online and in the news over you?

>> No.16293271

>>16291896
You forgot college students

>> No.16293273

I regret telling people. You have nothing to gain and everything to lose. They'll just think you're a racist. I mean they're right but still...

>> No.16293276

>>16293059
they get abandoned post wall and lash back this way

>> No.16293298

>>16290941
I slightly conceal my /pol/ browsing in the gym because its literally an inner city slum gym with dozens of pinning wahabi arabs.

But otherwise yeah, if someone recognizes the site format chances are they're an anon as well.

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>>16290776
You can't.

>>16290941
There is a huge prejudice against 4chan and anon, everything that isn't social exhibitionism on the internet is considered suspicious or evil.
Besides talking about internet culture IRL is peak cringe, it's like people saying "lol" instead of actually laughing or wearing "meme t-shirt".

>> No.16293333

>>16290776
Put on a film like Starship Troopers or The Thing, if they start uncontrollably shouting 'BASED!' or 'KEK!' when excited chances are they're an anon.

>> No.16293340

>>16293333
I meant 'cůck'.

>> No.16293357

>>16290776
Ask if they like battletoads

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>>16293298
Those arabs are probably more /pol/ than the average white guy.
I have a buddy who is a trad mudshit, he should fuck off back to his country but we still agree on something like 95% of the social issues we discuss and have a lot of fun. In the meantime most whites get hysterical the moment you deviate from the official doctrine.

Really makes me think sometimes.