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16285728 No.16285728 [Reply] [Original]

Yep, I'm buying this

>> No.16285737

>>16285728
Looks comfy

>> No.16285746

You'll get out bid

>> No.16285760

>>16285728
Looks like a literal rape house

>> No.16285814

>>16285728
He's either doxing himself or doxing the person who outbid him

>> No.16285827

http://www.city-data.com/crime/crime-Elkland-Pennsylvania.html
Oh, guess it doesn't matter either way

>> No.16286812

>>16285728
me come over for visit fren?

>> No.16286823
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16286823

Yes, yes OP...nice deal...nice deal. HOWEVER

>> No.16286926

>>16285728
3 years wages for a few piece of plywood?

>> No.16287024

>moving into a rust belt northern tier PA shithole town
That entire region is cursed

>> No.16287086

>>16286823
>5 bed, 2 bath
>$15,000
>$67/mo mortgage

based. Someone should buy that house and use the $100,000 saved on high tech security and armed guards

>> No.16287349

>>16285728
I'm so ready for the housing market to collapse so I can upgrade on the cheap. I've been renting for 2 years waiting.

>> No.16287357

>>16285728
Just bought it.
Now you buy it from me.

>> No.16287452

>>16286823
Buy low I guess
97% of your neighbors are going to be a problem though

>> No.16287463

>>16286926
plywood if you're lucky
most new plebeian constructions are made of (((OSB)))

>> No.16287476

>>16287349
There's 30M people like you waiting on the sidelines, and the fed just started QE4.

Sorry bucko, it ain't happening.

>> No.16287502
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16287502

>>16286823
>>16287452
damn the lawns in that neighborhood are pretty good tho

>> No.16287883

>>16285728
lurking. post pics of inside

>> No.16287892

>>16287476
The QE now is because everything has already started collapsing. All bubbles burst, there are no exceptions.

>> No.16288042

>>16286823
This is definitely of higher quality than the properties in Detroit that I saw previously.
However, does anyone live in the neighbouring houses? I think that's a large part of the problem there. No one (Well except maybe you) will want to live in a completely abandoned neighbouthood, or worse one with people squatting next door for free.
What website are you shopping on? Would like to scope it out myself fren

>> No.16288050

>>16287502
Damn those lawns do look R I P E.

>> No.16288071

>>16287502
>>16286823
What's the law in Michigan on growing marijuana? Think I could use a cheap property for that?
I'm from the EU though.

>> No.16288078

>>16287502

>Muh lawns

Why are Americans a parody of themselves lmao.

>> No.16288099

>>16288078
Zoomer detected.
"Where can I brow my i-pod bushes?"

>> No.16288244

>>16288099
grow. :c

>> No.16288264

>>16288071
you will never get a visa

>> No.16288370

>>16288264
Luckily for me I know a hot american girl who would legit probably marry me because we're good friends. And who knows, maybe I'd actually wife her for real.
Ignoring this problem what do you think of this idea?

>> No.16288396
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16288396

>>16286823
>Detroit

>> No.16288410

>>16288370
I think you should stop asking retarded questions and marry that lard pig

>> No.16288510

>>16285728
$54k for a tinderbox shack.
The absolute state of America.