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>He wears his cock as a scarf under the collar.
I work closely with Craig and can confirm this is the truth. He must attach the cock high up on his body to prevent it from popping out of his slacks and onto the floor. That would be very embarrassing and bad in meetings with high ranking investors and government officials. When the penis is secured with the cock ring collar, it is very easy and practical to use it as a scarf. The insemination part of Craig's reproductive organ is very meaty and thick with a lot of big bulging veins with a massive and powerful blood flow which make it radiate intense heat in all directions. Some of this strong heat is emitted as visible light if he is more aroused than usual. It is this bright and blinding halo that make so many people mistake him for Jesus

>> No.16270824

>>16270791
>>>/lgbt/ for all your cock lust fantasy posting

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>>16270791
How does he keep Jimmy at bay? I would imagine he wants massive laphog in his mouth hourly.

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>>16270836
>How does he keep Jimmy at bay?
We can not know for sure, but there are indications that he sometimes fail

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>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>Allah is my only master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>You Muslim son of a bitch! I'm about to teach you what 'chainlink' is fundamentally about.
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up in linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK...
>Yes, linkie. Did you like it?
>Yes, master. I feel so turned on...
>You're my slave now. All your Bitcoin is MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
>Y-yes m-master!
>What a nice and juicy anus!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's butrhole, tearing up his sphincter*
>Oohh, by Allah, this feels so good!
>Take this, my servant! Uuuugh!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>No more chains, just links!
>Fuck me like Mohammed fucked Aisha!
>Allah made you gay!
>Allah would be proud of me now!
>I'm gonna coom...
*Loud grunt*
>I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load of warm semen inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you! Allahu akhbaaaaar!
*Linkie pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head*
>Hmm his death really turned me on.
*Master Sergey takes off his pants again fucks the cadaver*
>I love necrophilia!
*Sees a dog walking by*
>I love bestiality too!
*Fucks the dog*