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SegWit coin is on suicide watch
https://bitcoinsv.com/en/learn

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>> No.16251482

>>16251475
b&r

>> No.16251483

>>16251422
Well, MY website says I am satoshi nakamoto so suck it

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>>16251422
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>You Muslim of a bitch! I'm about to teach you the real meaning of 'chainlink.'
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's anus, tearing up his sphincter*
>Take this, my servant!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you! Allahu akhbaaaaar!
*Linkie pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head*