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Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:35:14 2019 No.16245452 [Reply] [Original]

KEK @ Cramer talking about Planet Fitness today on Mad Money. What a shitty place, but a fucking genius business model. Keep out all the serious exercisers and lure in all the low self-esteem burgers on 1-year subscriptions with promises of No Gymtimidation and free food every day. Then all the dough elementals stop going after a few weeks (with months still left on their subscriptions), driving up the profit margins to insane levels.

All the threads asking "durr hurr how do i short americans", THIS is how.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:35:52 2019 No.16245460 File: 81 KB, 612x612, 1556914249727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245452

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:36:34 2019 No.16245467 People are just catching onto this scheme? Is someone trying to take them down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:36:51 2019 No.16245469 File: 127 KB, 612x612, 1556914188678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245452 Never enough pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:37:48 2019 No.16245483 File: 104 KB, 640x640, 1556914361254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245467 It was being discussed because of Peloton which is one of those IPO debacles buzzing around right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:37:53 2019 No.16245485 >>16245469 Pissed I didn't think of this first (the entire planet fitness scheme)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:38:45 2019 No.16245495 >>16245452 >dough elementals can I farm them for Essence of Dough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:39:03 2019 No.16245500 File: 127 KB, 720x1034, 1556914443300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245452 They do everything they can to validate and rationalize burgerland sensibilities

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:42:21 2019 No.16245540 File: 33 KB, 480x851, 1556914762336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245452 People actually get thrown out for doing real lifting

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:43:12 2019 No.16245550 File: 101 KB, 612x612, 1556914595217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245452

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:44:20 2019 No.16245572 File: 108 KB, 600x800, 1559316873235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245452 Taking advantage of dumb fat americans is lucrative as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:45:52 2019 No.16245592 File: 472 KB, 1616x2060, 1554989624349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245485 same dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:46:29 2019 No.16245602 File: 100 KB, 900x381, 1554959022327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245592

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:50:02 2019 No.16245642 File: 2.39 MB, 360x360, 1555542809204.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245500 jesus fuck, fatties are delusional

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:50:33 2019 No.16245649 This is the most based business I ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:55:27 2019 No.16245702 >>16245572 >he isn't locking in the low price now before they inevitably increase it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:57:26 2019 No.16245721 File: 1.68 MB, 936x1200, 1558767151057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245649 Got an idea bros. Planet Fitness, but for trans healthy-at-every-size infinifats

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:58:02 2019 No.16245727 File: 7 KB, 231x218, frg4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245540

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:01:07 2019 No.16245754 >>16245642 Fit women watch this and think its touching and brave. The fucking cunts probably had to take 30 cuts for them to manage dancing without losing their breath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:01:09 2019 No.16245755 File: 20 KB, 500x367, carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245721 There is definitely under-representation in the body positive market. A lot of money to be made here if you have the... stomach for it

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:01:26 2019 No.16245758
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>>16245540
>Non intimidating environment
Jesus, if anything it should inspire and motivate you to reach at a level where they deem "intimidating" why on earth would anyone cuck themselves as a gym like that? To appease the special snowflakes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:02:36 2019 No.16245768 >>16245572 this is very cheap

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:04:09 2019 No.16245781 Im having a hard time believing these images are real

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:04:20 2019 No.16245784 >>16245758 >keeping Niggers out >bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:06:21 2019 No.16245803 File: 163 KB, 1438x939, 2019-06-14_9-01-11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245768 But the thing is, you get a bunch of dumbasses signing up at New Years, they come regularly maybe a week or two, then fall off the wagon and stop coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:07:06 2019 No.16245808 File: 51 KB, 602x815, 1555074488950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245781 Have you ever been to the land of the free?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:08:41 2019 No.16245821 >>16245781 they're real https://youtu.be/NCaIQCbFE7g?t=198

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:11:07 2019 No.16245850 File: 21 KB, 300x281, f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245784 >

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:13:49 2019 No.16245882 File: 301 KB, 800x2000, 1554133643262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245755 That's problematic Carlos, please report to HR

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:14:56 2019 No.16245893 >>16245808 looks like she's either about to do a back flip or just landed a black flip off that trash can

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Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:22:58 2019 No.16245979
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They actually have this thing called a "Lunk Alarm" that you can set off if you see people lifting too heavy or exercising too hard. There's also a "no grunting" rule, you can get kicked out for it.

Their commercials are pretty cringy too https://youtu.be/ZdNz38i4qnU

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:27:04 2019 No.16246020 >>16245979 FUCK lost hard. Their motto is even "we're not a gym"

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:27:08 2019 No.16246022

>>16245979
I go to Planet Fitness 3-4x a week, mostly to do cardio. The only reason I really go there instead of another gym is because its literally blocks away from a university with a large nursing school and there's always tons of college girls there working out. Very scenic on the treadmill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:28:38 2019 No.16246040 >>16245821 That guy is a lot stronger than he looks. Damn

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:30:34 2019 No.16246064 >>16246022 Yeah, Planet Fitness is perfect for roasties and milfs but not wife material because PF, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:30:43 2019 No.16246069 File: 70 KB, 576x768, 1558146913477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is Cole when we need him

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:33:03 2019 No.16246097 >>16245452 Never been there. We have a lot of them where I live. The fee is cheaper, but I still prefer 24 Hour Fitness. Do they really kick you out of Planet Fitness if you make too much noise?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:34:18 2019 No.16246112 File: 161 KB, 689x763, 1555165603088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16246022 Used to go to a PF near a college campus because only option nearby, my god the landwhales

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:35:37 2019 No.16246136 >>16245721 Underfuckingrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:39:55 2019 No.16246182 File: 593 KB, 960x960, 1555583459130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16246064 >not wife material don't be so fatphobic

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:50:20 2019 No.16246267
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>>16245452
I have a PF membership. 10 bucks a month, which is basically free. I go there twice a week. It's great, actually, it's a huge boost to my self esteem:
>I'm always the tallest there (6'2)
>Only guy who's not overweight and reasonably fit
>one of the few white males
>Thots of all ages and races constantly mirin me
It makes me feel like a Kang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:06:46 2019 No.16246404 File: 103 KB, 341x399, 1573576596006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16246267 That webm. Ah yes. Good goy cattle being farmed. Carry on

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:15:43 2019 No.16246487 >>16245808 >imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:21:14 2019 No.16246556 >>16246487 You don't have to imagine. It's free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:25:54 2019 No.16246612 >>16245452 top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:55:34 2019 No.16246947 File: 1.92 MB, 1280x720, gamestop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just stopping by on my way home from Planet Fitness

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:06:54 2019 No.16247071 >>16246947 Is that east Longmeadow heritage Park plaza?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:07:39 2019 No.16247081 File: 1.99 MB, 720x404, milkies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16245784 As if they can afford the $10 a month anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:45:03 2019 No.16248020 >>16246112 This has to be fake please

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:48:31 2019 No.16248056 >>16245540 holy shit kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:56:20 2019 No.16248145 File: 881 KB, 562x360, 1554685249213.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16248020 You have much to learn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:38:48 2019 No.16248573 >>16245721 that is one of the most jewish faces i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:45:10 2019 No.16248625 >>16245768 But your math, not so good. 18*10 = 180 18 months = 199 What a steal!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:21:31 2019 No.16248926 >>16245500 wtf is this fake???

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:22:57 2019 No.16248947 >>16248145 if i watch this on repeat 5000 times will my pity receptors finally blow out and make me a rich psychopath? asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:23:24 2019 No.16248952 >>16245642 i didnt realize we were in /fph/

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:26:02 2019 No.16248974 >>16245469 how much does it cost per month? and you free pizza everyday? it might be a good deal just for the pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:28:06 2019 No.16248994 >>16248974 $10 a month for free pizza every day is not a bad deal desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:28:38 2019 No.16249000 >>16245572 $10 a month and i can eat free pizza everyday??

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:35:53 2019 No.16249049 >>16246022 You go to a gym just to be the gym creep? Pretty pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:47:04 2019 No.16249123 >>16245452 >kek @ Cramer pointing out why planet fitness is such an excellent investment I think you meant based, not kek. Post portfolio immediately, I don’t think you even stock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:49:30 2019 No.16249144 >>16246069 Kek Id like to think you stole this from me spamming it on /biz/ >>16249049 No, he goes to the gym to use the treadmill (maybe more?). You fucking idiot, he just goes to the PF because he prefers the clientele.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:54:01 2019 No.16249170 >>16245500 This is pure delusion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:14:58 2019 No.16249343 >>16248145 Shit I thought it was the webm of that walrus falling off a cliff and splattering on the rocks below. But he never made it to the edge of the cliff in this one.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:41:42 2019 No.16249534 >>16245452 hmmm how would you profit from this

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