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KEK @ Cramer talking about Planet Fitness today on Mad Money. What a shitty place, but a fucking genius business model. Keep out all the serious exercisers and lure in all the low self-esteem burgers on 1-year subscriptions with promises of No Gymtimidation and free food every day. Then all the dough elementals stop going after a few weeks (with months still left on their subscriptions), driving up the profit margins to insane levels.

All the threads asking "durr hurr how do i short americans", THIS is how.

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>> No.16245467

People are just catching onto this scheme? Is someone trying to take them down?

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>>16245452
Never enough pizza

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>>16245467
It was being discussed because of Peloton which is one of those IPO debacles buzzing around right now

>> No.16245485

>>16245469
Pissed I didn't think of this first (the entire planet fitness scheme)

>> No.16245495

>>16245452
>dough elementals
can I farm them for Essence of Dough?

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>>16245452
They do everything they can to validate and rationalize burgerland sensibilities

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>>16245452
People actually get thrown out for doing real lifting

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>>16245452
Taking advantage of dumb fat americans is lucrative as fuck

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>>16245485
same dude

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>>16245500
jesus fuck, fatties are delusional

>> No.16245649

This is the most based business I ever seen.

>> No.16245702

>>16245572
>he isn't locking in the low price now before they inevitably increase it

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>>16245649
Got an idea bros. Planet Fitness, but for trans healthy-at-every-size infinifats

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>> No.16245754

>>16245642
Fit women watch this and think its touching and brave. The fucking cunts probably had to take 30 cuts for them to manage dancing without losing their breath.

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>>16245721
There is definitely under-representation in the body positive market. A lot of money to be made here if you have the... stomach for it

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>>16245540
>Non intimidating environment
Jesus, if anything it should inspire and motivate you to reach at a level where they deem "intimidating" why on earth would anyone cuck themselves as a gym like that? To appease the special snowflakes?

>> No.16245768

>>16245572
this is very cheap

>> No.16245781

Im having a hard time believing these images are real

>> No.16245784

>>16245758
>keeping Niggers out
>bad

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>>16245768
But the thing is, you get a bunch of dumbasses signing up at New Years, they come regularly maybe a week or two, then fall off the wagon and stop coming.

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>>16245781
Have you ever been to the land of the free?

>> No.16245821

>>16245781

they're real

https://youtu.be/NCaIQCbFE7g?t=198

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>>16245784
>

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>>16245755
That's problematic Carlos, please report to HR

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>>16245808
looks like she's either about to do a back flip or just landed a black flip off that trash can

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They actually have this thing called a "Lunk Alarm" that you can set off if you see people lifting too heavy or exercising too hard. There's also a "no grunting" rule, you can get kicked out for it.

Their commercials are pretty cringy too https://youtu.be/ZdNz38i4qnU

>> No.16246020

>>16245979
FUCK lost hard. Their motto is even "we're not a gym"

>> No.16246022

>>16245979
I go to Planet Fitness 3-4x a week, mostly to do cardio. The only reason I really go there instead of another gym is because its literally blocks away from a university with a large nursing school and there's always tons of college girls there working out. Very scenic on the treadmill.

>> No.16246040

>>16245821
That guy is a lot stronger than he looks. Damn

>> No.16246064

>>16246022
Yeah, Planet Fitness is perfect for roasties and milfs but not wife material because PF, obviously.

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Where is Cole when we need him

>> No.16246097

>>16245452
Never been there. We have a lot of them where I live. The fee is cheaper, but I still prefer 24 Hour Fitness. Do they really kick you out of Planet Fitness if you make too much noise?

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>>16246022
Used to go to a PF near a college campus because only option nearby, my god the landwhales

>> No.16246136

>>16245721
Underfuckingrated

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>>16246064
>not wife material
don't be so fatphobic

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>>16245452
I have a PF membership. 10 bucks a month, which is basically free. I go there twice a week. It's great, actually, it's a huge boost to my self esteem:
>I'm always the tallest there (6'2)
>Only guy who's not overweight and reasonably fit
>one of the few white males
>Thots of all ages and races constantly mirin me
It makes me feel like a Kang.

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>>16246267
That webm. Ah yes. Good goy cattle being farmed. Carry on

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>>16245808
>imagine the smell

>> No.16246556

>>16246487
You don't have to imagine. It's free.

>> No.16246612

>>16245452
top kek

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Just stopping by on my way home from Planet Fitness

>> No.16247071

>>16246947
Is that east Longmeadow heritage Park plaza?

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>>16245784
As if they can afford the $10 a month anyway

>> No.16248020

>>16246112
This has to be fake
please

>> No.16248056

>>16245540
holy shit kek

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>>16248020
You have much to learn.

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>>16245721
that is one of the most jewish faces i've ever seen

>> No.16248625

>>16245768
But your math, not so good.
18*10 = 180
18 months = 199
What a steal!

>> No.16248926

>>16245500
wtf is this fake???

>> No.16248947

>>16248145
if i watch this on repeat 5000 times will my pity receptors finally blow out and make me a rich psychopath? asking for a friend

>> No.16248952

>>16245642
i didnt realize we were in /fph/

>> No.16248974

>>16245469
how much does it cost per month? and you free pizza everyday? it might be a good deal just for the pizza

>> No.16248994

>>16248974
$10 a month for free pizza every day is not a bad deal desu

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>>16245572
$10 a month and i can eat free pizza everyday??

>> No.16249049

>>16246022
You go to a gym just to be the gym creep?
Pretty pathetic

>> No.16249123

>>16245452
>kek @ Cramer pointing out why planet fitness is such an excellent investment
I think you meant based, not kek.

Post portfolio immediately, I don’t think you even stock.

>> No.16249144

>>16246069
Kek Id like to think you stole this from me spamming it on /biz/
>>16249049
No, he goes to the gym to use the treadmill (maybe more?). You fucking idiot, he just goes to the PF because he prefers the clientele.

>> No.16249170

>>16245500
This is pure delusion.

>> No.16249343

>>16248145
Shit I thought it was the webm of that walrus falling off a cliff and splattering on the rocks below. But he never made it to the edge of the cliff in this one.

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>>16245452
hmmm how would you profit from this