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>Google to offer checking accounts in partnership with banks starting next year

Thoughts

>> No.16243176

usually google does things better than others.

>> No.16243185

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
never fuck goolag

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>>16243146
Disgusting. The more Google tries to get its dirty hands into people's private lives the less popular they will become. The plebs are starting to catch on to how Google exploits its userbase for profit. Clearly some pajeets (>>16243176) haven't caught on yet, but they will eventually.

>> No.16243258

>>16243146
Article? Chainlink shill?

>> No.16243316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b9ioC8K3Mw

>> No.16243368

>>16243258
just google it.

>> No.16243398

>>16243368
This isn't how you create a thread, nigtard.

>> No.16243416

Runs on xrp

>> No.16243438

>>16243416
This and only this

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>>16243398
frfr

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>>16243146

>> No.16243524

>>16243146
Fits in with their other project. They have another project under a sister company "sidewalk labs" to privatize the city and take over control of all city services so you either pay respect to them and do as they say or are fucked- including their own social credit system. Literally cyberpunk - a single mega corporation owning the city.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-47815344

>> No.16243554

>>16243524
Imagine how bluepilled I used to be actually wanting Google Fiber...

>> No.16243578

>>16243146
With this breadcrumbs I can have a crunchy salad

>> No.16243645

>>16243524
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-sidewalk-labs-document-reveals-companys-early-plans-for-data/

Here's a several months more recent one. This one also mentions the social credit system.

>> No.16243818

>>16243176
Imagine being this naive. Please tell me you don't vote too.

>> No.16243844

>>16243176
>being this retarded

>> No.16243875

>>16243645
>>16243524
The gist is:
1. NWO is real
2. The future is dystopian
3. The record of everyone and everything will be immutably stored in perpetuity
4. We are all gonna make it with our LINK stacks, but at what cost?

>> No.16243898

The problem is that now Google is mostly an Indian pajeet corporation, so it seems to be the natural development that they want to introduce a global caste system 2.0

>> No.16244310

>>16243898
Don't worry, shitting on the sidewalk won't negatively affect your social score, Manmeet.

>> No.16244726

>>16243176
Search engine and maps only. Arguably android in terms of user base, not quality.
Otherwise, everything they touch turns into failure

>> No.16244766

Does anybody have the jordan peterson chainlink speech link?

>> No.16244844

>>16243554
I always said some day we will all pay with Google bucks....

>greetings human 533632364 we have deducted 1000g from your account please proceed or your gscore will be negatively impacted as well and you would not want that to happen now would you goy

>> No.16244889

>>16243146
so when google kicks you off their platforms for wrongthink do they also close your bank account?
>fuck that noise

>> No.16244890

>>16244726
it's amazing gmaps is even as good as it is when you look at the type of people working at google. obviously 4chan has a tendency to circlejerk about that stuff, but the average google employee is unironically the type to write long blog posts about reading feminist literature and realising his privilege and the importance of fighting fake news

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>>16243445

>> No.16244917

>>16244726
gmail is pretty good too, when you set the data mining aside

>> No.16244921

>>16243146
PSD2 and open banking is slowly coming into play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b9ioC8K3Mw

>> No.16244938

>>16244889
>racist plaintext sent over clearnet detected, assets frozen

>> No.16245007

>>16244917
It used to be. If you've been user since day 1, you can see the downtrend. Just look at the mess of a UI. It's been pajeeted.

>> No.16245030

>>16245007
this, Office '95 looking shit

>> No.16245042

>>16244890
Unless they fired the old guard that shouldn't be the case. They obviously have a problem with new influx shitting up the house but they used to recruit on pure skill even bypassing usual hr fuckery. Team lead would get to recruit and even interview people at his own will.

>> No.16245125

>>16244890
They have so many people applying for them that even if the smart developers are only 5% they can write better code faster than other companies

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>>16245042
A friend of the family was a team lead back in 2005. A total boomer, but a lovable one. He would take his interviewees on hiking trips, kayaking, and other nerdy activities of the sort to put them at ease.

Doubt you can even go outside of a Gulag quarantined zone for an interview over some coffee for fear of getting MeToo'd.