[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 2.60 MB, 720x1280, VbQir7_ccsnpWQwo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16219332 No.16219332 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a mid-level developer with experience in React for front end, Python for back end, and some previous C++ development. I also have experience with crypto and blockchain stuff and a tiny bit with Solidity.

Where can I get some short term high paying contract work? Every time I look around the bounties are complete shit. I can get full time jobs if I relocate, but what I really want is a short term remote gig.

>> No.16219384
File: 9 KB, 248x189, 1514941201451s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16219384

>>16219332
>i want lots of money and to put in minimal effort and not interact socially, and I want it quickly

>> No.16219393
File: 27 KB, 389x522, cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16219393

That's absolutely impressive.
Hepatitis flavoured beer must taste great.

>> No.16219397

>>16219332
i would eat this ugly whore's turds straight from her shithole

>> No.16219402

>>16219332
Didn't read.

>> No.16219405
File: 219 KB, 990x742, 1573090837425 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16219405

>>16219332
Imagine the smell

>> No.16219409
File: 1.98 MB, 600x333, the coming recession.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16219409

>>16219332
Holy shit that video has so many sanitation violations yuck somebody call the police

>> No.16219417

>>16219332
I can't even think of anything else that one day the glass will break and it'll be a very very very nasty kind of pain in the ass.

>> No.16219419

>>16219332
fuuuuck i want to develop her ass with my penis if you know what i mean ;)

>> No.16219420

>>16219409
>the coming recession
don't you mean the COOOOOOOMING recession

>> No.16219421

>>16219332
This is in Australia somewhere. Does anyone know where you can get brapper beers? She's like an ethnic Sarah Jessica Parker

>> No.16219428
File: 488 KB, 500x366, 1523750603955.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16219428

>>16219417
requesting the infamous .gif of a guy shoving a glass cup up his ass but it shatters inside and a lot of blood and glass shards start gushing out of his anus

>> No.16219443

>>16219420
I am no fap :)

>> No.16219452

>>16219332
Someone give me the address of this place so I can send this clip to the local Health Inspector.

>> No.16219468

>drinking beer held in some roasties ass cheeks
ngmi ever

>> No.16219477

>>16219452
based but faggot-pilled

>> No.16219488

>>16219428
newfag doesn't have jar squatter saved

>> No.16219495

>>16219428
You mean 1man1jar?

>> No.16219499
File: 41 KB, 720x538, 1512000414257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16219499

>>16219488
I share this laptop with my grandma :(

>> No.16219697

>>16219384
Exactly.

>> No.16219739

>>16219332
Wtf OP just meme yourself up the LinkedIn way
I went through JS, php, python boot camp, barely know C and larp as a mid level dev.

>> No.16219744

>>16219332
Our company uses Upwork to get clients, try that

>> No.16219800

>>16219739
Once I'm LinkedIn memed, where do I find the projects?

>>16219744
Upwork is pajeet tier though. I'm not working for minimum wage.

>> No.16219888

>>16219800
LinkedIn, stack overflow and unironically networking. Hope your handshake is firm enough

>> No.16219908

>>16219409
>it never actually hits
cursed moving image

>> No.16220011

>>16219384
Let me guess, youre a blue collar worker :)?

>> No.16220106
File: 67 KB, 750x750, 1565318329098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16220106

>>16219739
Can you explain "the LinkedIn way"?

I've been out of the market for years (illness) and I have no idea how to go about finding a job any more.

>> No.16220121

>>16219409
blue balled

>> No.16220228

Use LinkedIn ass wipe
I get 10 recruiters daily there looking for both long term and 6 month gigs with remote options

Easy 100-125k annually faggot

>> No.16220313

>>16219332
My best advice is pack up and leave where you are currently living. Australia and New Zealand have a demand for these things apart from blockchain. Pretty high paying jobs as well. Just google seek job search nz/aus and you'll find very well paying jobs.

>> No.16220318

>>16220228
How do you do linkedIn?? What are the tricks?

>> No.16220341

>>16219332
beer with helicobacter pylori
nice

>> No.16220352

>>16220228
spill the beans
do you have nudes on there?

>> No.16220678

>>16220318
It's literally Facebook except you don't post pictures of yourself drinking.

>> No.16220722

>>16219409
fag

>> No.16220727

>>16219384
this but unironically

why does work have to equal suffering? In every area of life we strive for higher quality, why not work too?

boomers are very close to worthless

>> No.16220762

>>16219888
pretty sad once you realize interviews are a game, and if you know how to play it, you can get jobs you aren't qualified for just because you make some dumb fuck boss feel special

>> No.16220780
File: 2.85 MB, 450x800, 1571258633092.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16220780

>>16219332

>> No.16220798

>>16220780
I want to take a sip while its still between her cheeks

>> No.16220820

>>16220780
Might as well just buy a funnel, stick it in her asshole and make people drink straight from her rectum with a straw.

>> No.16220842

>>16220820
how much do I have to tip for that?

>> No.16220855

>>16220842
>tip
haha lol faggot there is no tip in that country

>> No.16220900

>>16220855
so, what, is it just listed on the menu?
what's the MSRP on that service?

>> No.16220916

>>16220780
>>16219332
is this what normie americans find attractive? some post-prime 28 year old with lip and ass injections..

>> No.16220923

>>16219332
pro tip: you don't really know C++ making you a bottom tier scripter. every bootcamp kid has python, JS, and react experience

>> No.16220947

>>16220916
It's a woman who isn't fat behaving very provocatively. It's not ideal but it's better then most bartenders.

>> No.16220949

>>16220900
Ass bars are free services in Iran

>> No.16221274

>>16220916
You think that ass is fake? She's literally holding the glass with her gluteus maximus muscles

>> No.16221310

>>16221274
fake injected muscles

>> No.16221320

>>16221310
Incel cope

>> No.16221346

>>16220923
I did a crappy windows app once in c++, so fuck off.

>> No.16222151

>>16220916
Yes.

>> No.16222184

>>16220727

it's only suffering for lazy incels

>> No.16222203

>>16219332

mmmmm.... e.coli

>> No.16222258
File: 115 KB, 1132x1080, Charls pilot the EVA or sam will have to do it again.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16222258

>>16219332
>>16220780
honestly this bitch is pretty hot but this shit is just so fucking degenerate and plebeian its painful to watch. i'm not one to talk but i cant imagine how much of a cumbrained loser you'd need to be to enjoy this kind of thing. especially to go there in person. fucking christ.

>> No.16222332

>>16222258
this...this is art

>> No.16222353

>>16222258
this kind of crap is all over social media and yt

>> No.16222456

>>16220842
Its Australia. No tips.

>> No.16223058

>>16219332
OP I’m pretty much in the same exact situation as you. I do have a full time job though but they’re little bitches about me working from home. IMO it should be the default, and then the company just tells you when to come in every so often for meetings & shit. I literally go to the office, put my headphones on watch youtube as I code and don’t talk to anyone the whole day. I’m the only SWE there other than the CTO.

Anyway, is python redpilled for backend (particularly if I wanna go the remote/upwork/freelance route as you)? It’s my preferred language but how much interest is there in django shit? same with react, I know it’s the most popular but is it on its way to becoming a meme and replaced before long by something else?

>> No.16223077

>>16219499
jesus thats terrifying

>> No.16223475

>>16223077
what's so terrifying about sharing a computer with your nan?

>> No.16224146

>>16222258
I'd get in there in person and drink the beer out of her ass crack.

>> No.16224172

>>16223058
>Anyway, is python redpilled for backend (particularly if I wanna go the remote/upwork/freelance route as you)? It’s my preferred language but how much interest is there in django shit? same with react, I know it’s the most popular but is it on its way to becoming a meme and replaced before long by something else?

I think Python is overrated, but it's one of the most common languages for backend and it doesn't completely suck dick like Node.js. Django is not bad, but it has a learning curve. I'm not really sure what the demand is.

React has some very strong benefits over vanilla, so it's worth it and it's not going away. It's a shame it's built on garbage Javascript, but there isn't a way around it just yet.

>> No.16224651
File: 27 KB, 420x436, australia-post-sign-funny[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16224651

>>16220916
>amuricans
such degeneracy is only be found in the arsehole of the world anon

>> No.16224656

>>16222184
kys worthless wagie

>> No.16224688

>>16219332
Can i get a beer with less shitstains on the glass? Thank you.

>> No.16225017
File: 834 KB, 300x171, data removal.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16225017

>>16219332
is that a fucking screen recording of a phone playing a video?

>> No.16225591

>>16219421
Kalgoorlie is the town

>> No.16225761

>>16222258
>t.low t soýim
any man worth his salt will tell you they would gladly drink beer straight out of her ass if given the chance. You are probably the kind of guy who likes smirnoff ice instead of beer and plays with his nintendo switch during social gatherings

>> No.16225836

>>16224172
>muh jabasbript bad
kys

>> No.16225894
File: 376 KB, 635x457, 8768g7g68g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16225894

>>16219332
I hate every last one of you cunts, someone get my boyfriend, Hans

>> No.16226003

>>16219332
they should charge twice as much for the run-off