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Sergey Nazarov
Satoshi Nakamoto

Let that sink in

>> No.16204027

>>16204018
Gavin Andresen is the real Satoshi. Craig, Roger, Szabo, Vitalik and all the prominent members in crypto work for him. He's the mastermind behind it all. Gavin Andresen is an incarnated alien of unkown origin. He's battling an intergelatic multi-dimensional battle for the fate of the planet. The Fiat monetary system was put in place by reptiles as we all know by now. Other species have decided to jump into the battle. BSV is just a distraction to get all the people who don't believe in the core principles of BTC (open source, permisionless) invested in it and then wipe them clean, getting them out of the market.

>> No.16204085
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>>16204018
>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb deep inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock into linkie's anus*
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?

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>> No.16204311

>>16204018
>12 months test net
>4 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!
let that sink in

>> No.16204353

>>16204018
Sergey = 6 letters
Nazarov = 7 letters
6x7=42

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>>16204353
>42

>> No.16204404

>>16204085
I am a gray Muslim holding link and am very erect right now

>> No.16204418

Sauce me on some cult of demeter

>> No.16204665

>>16204018
When one would wish, I doubt this is true. If he had access to satisfied funds he would never needed to obtain capital for chainlink.

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>>16204018
>Nakamoto
>Nazarov
>Nico

Let that sink in