/biz/ - Business & Finance

rollan

omg this is so exciting

I know for a fact that Sergey is behind all these insider threads
t. Sergey

Stop the larp

Two insider posts at the same time. Rolling

>>16198899
nice

Thank you dearest insider. You never fail to deliver

>>16198894
Op lost smear the queer as a child

>>16198914
Stop larping as me.

Hey there guys,

Just wanted to drop by to throw you a bone.

God knows you deserve it. Your patience and belief in our project really hasn’t gone unnoticed.

I can’t go into details (obviously) but just keep your eyes on Twitter tomorrow because something big is swiftly approaching.

When I say “big” I mean to say that if you hold more than 500 LINK you’re going to instantly attain financial freedom for the rest of your life.

I guess all I can say is that you guys are finally going to taste the dream you’ve been imagining for so long.

Congratulations my friends. Stay humble and enjoy your new lives.

Spill the big mac sauce.

>>16198937
Heard that pasta weeks ago. Nothing happend.

Trips. Now tell us.

>>16198939
Page 42

>>16198937
larp

999. Do tell

999

>>16198965
Bro whats with your sauce? Spill some sauce with your brothers.

>>16198958

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>16198998
Bummer

Cells with incels. Inter linked.

>>16198894
Spilling lol

Ok let’s go

>>16199003
the absolute state of link fud.

fuck u larp LINK 1000USD

>>16198894
it's all so tiresome

111

>>16199003
Based

Gib informe

Spill ur beans

>>16198937
roll

222 incoming.

Gibs me dat

So, what is it?

please.

100k sats

>>16198894

>>16199222
Got eem

>>16199222
Singularity reached

Sounds like this my luck day

>>16199222
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>>16198933
If you 700k dump again, I’m taking away your big macs forever

>>16199222
Why don't ya spill yer beans op

>>16199222
spill the beans OP

>>16198894
OP is already dead. He had information that would have lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

I'll take it from here. Im in my safe house, so nothing can hap-...

Insider here. Candlejack is on the team. He won't let me say anythi

OP is a flaming fucking faggot and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

>>16199222
OP spill your guts on pain of Kek.