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Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:36:56 2019 No.16195105 [Reply] [Original]

*ting* *ting*

Good afternoon, Gentlemen! It's good to see everyone enjoying their shitcoins today! If I could just have your attention for a moment, please. I have a very important announcement to make!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:38:04 2019 No.16195115 Here early. I’ll wait patiently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:39:47 2019 No.16195136 File: 119 KB, 929x1175, 1571706761363.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195105 I'm here good sir, do tell us the good news

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:41:55 2019 No.16195154 >>16195105 N

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:41:57 2019 No.16195155 >>16195105 Was going to take a dump but I guess I can wait a bit

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:46:04 2019 No.16195190
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>>16195105
an imprompteu announcement on the exchange teading floor before the closing bell? i say, this is an unexpected turn of events! i do hope there won't be any racist utterances in your oration. i suppose i'll take a seat, enjoy some hoursderves and wet my whistle with a refreshing libation. do continue sir, at your leisure of course!

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:54:17 2019 No.16195262
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I am enamored to be in the company of such punctual /biz/nessmen. Please do find yourself a comfortable seat, our wagie will be making the rounds to grab you a drink.

I am quite excited for what is about to be revealed! Just need a few of the stragglers to filter in and we'll begin!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:55:10 2019 No.16195274 >>16195105 go on lad, I'm listening

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:55:34 2019 No.16195280 >>16195105 Whats your announcement?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:57:09 2019 No.16195292 File: 8 KB, 181x278, 1558274076497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195105

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:59:09 2019 No.16195302 File: 2.59 MB, 800x450, 1553976952729.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195105 Im bubbling with anticipation!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:59:47 2019 No.16195311 File: 95 KB, 450x405, 1540562096894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hi

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 12:59:55 2019 No.16195314 pssshh, he's not gonna do it. He talks a big game but I bet he chickens out at the last second. 10 minutes tops and then I head over to Dorsia

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:01:42 2019 No.16195325 >>16195105 So sorry we're late! You would not beLIEVE the traffic!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:03:05 2019 No.16195334 File: 41 KB, 200x164, choripan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does OP have the n letter in his hat?

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:08:26 2019 No.16195394
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>>16195314
what odds would you care to stake on that wager sir? i favor a game of chance
>>16195334
you don't suppose he'll say THE N WORD do you? i'm a stalwart defender of free speech, but i daresay there are limits for decency's sake!

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:22:52 2019 No.16195518
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Thank you to all of those who braved the cold outside to get here today! To those who couldn't make it: I'm sorry, but I couldn't keep these fine gentlemen waiting any longer.

Now lets get down to it shall we? I would hate to keep you in suspense much longer and what kind of host would I be if I did. Besides we all have a portfolio to manage and time is a luxury none of us have. So I won't drawl any longer.

Before I get to the announcement however, I'd like to remind everyone to not tip the wagies as they serve your drinks or clean up your trash. They are scum and need to be reminded of this on a near constant basis.

Now, now. To the announcement!

Next week I will be making a major announcement that will effect all of you in a big ways, but the announcement I make next week effects not only us but the rest of the market. So I do hope that you'll join me next week for announcement!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:27:50 2019 No.16195581 >>16195190 Hors d'oeuvres brainlet

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:29:06 2019 No.16195588 File: 27 KB, 400x400, N_Vs09bt_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195518 announcing an announcement? meta. b-b-but how can you adjourn without telling us your opinion regarding janitors?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:30:48 2019 No.16195610 >>16195518 bravo good sir. I patiently await the announcement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:31:13 2019 No.16195615 File: 1 KB, 111x80, 1572397165607s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195518 kike

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:31:23 2019 No.16195617 File: 61 KB, 600x600, 1572158393689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] don't mind me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:34:27 2019 No.16195635 File: 38 KB, 640x640, f57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195105 Please, dear sir. Apologize for being late.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:48:57 2019 No.16195734 File: 37 KB, 200x164, 1561981947604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195394 Then I will be around here squeaking

Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:56:44 2019 No.16195807
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>>16195734
>>16195635
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>>16195394
>>16195314
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>>16195302
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>>16195280
*rushes to podium*

Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*

THIS man >>16195518 is an IMPOSTER.

*murmurs in the crowd*

I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.

After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth, who wishes to taint my announcements by promising one and not delivering. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.

*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*

Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES

That is all.

*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 13:59:54 2019 No.16195836 >>16195807 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 14:00:13 2019 No.16195839 File: 19 KB, 300x577, 1558136874245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195807 ABSOLUTELY BASED MY GOOD MAN!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 14:06:49 2019 No.16195908 File: 77 KB, 1000x800, 1567451059054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16195807 Based fren

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 9 14:21:47 2019 No.16196014 >>16195105 official thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL6u95Q0yUc

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