/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16186702
we're not

link is fundamentally a $2.70 stablecoin, its in the whitepaper

>>16186702
$3 was top my friend. it's over

>>16186743
this anon, it had a nice run since being added to coinbase, but its not gonna get to 2.80 anytime soon and its gonna crash back down to sub dollar.

Literally dumping

>>16186702
ride it. hard........ its all going down tonights..... bois bois bois

>>16186702
>2.70
is this a joke?

>>16186708
Price of a coffee cup. Amazing no-one STILL doesn't get it.

>>16186702
D E C O U P L E D

>>16186702
back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 then back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 then back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 then back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 then back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 then back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 then back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 THEN we finally go to $3.00 then back to 2.65 then back to 2.70 then

>>16186793
based

>>16186702
The pump before the dump. Move your profits to RLC to save yourself

>>16186793
it's in the fucking whitepaper, lel

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>>16186818
LLLLLLLOOOOOLLLL
>WERK.

>>16186702
100$ EOW

>>16186835
>THINKS BIGGER!!!!

>>16186877
>canadian_view_of_immigration.png

https://soundcloud.com/darkoxl/first-class

biz has really dropped to new depths when 1% rise is now a pump

>>16186892

INC.

DART.TIEM.

>CAUGH 'EE

My girlfriend and I have a very strong relationship built on strong communication and trust. We started talking in 2016, and now we’ve been dating for about a year and a half, which is her longest relationship. Over the course of this time, we naturally started creating our own inside jokes. One of them was, as an example: “Where did this come from?” “Oh, it was my other boyfriend.” These jokes were harmless and we’d both laugh, but I started thinking more into it... what if she did have a “other boyfriend”? I knew that I always had kind of a Cuckold fetish, but never thought it would come to fruition. The harmless jokes continued.

In February, when I was out of town for a conference, we were texting each other about how our days were going. I asked her what she did last night and a joke about downloading Tinder was made. Then I straight up told her, “You know, if you were to want to fuck somebody else, I wouldn’t have a problem with it. My only two stipulations are to use condoms, and give no names.” She was shocked. She kept asking “Really?” and I kept reassuring her that it was okay.

Fast-forward a bit: As time goes on, the jokes get more raunchier and start to develop a serious tone. She says “You know there’s like a slim chance this’ll happen, right?” I tell her “I know! But just know that I’m okay with it.” Hell, I even tell her that if she’s uncomfortable doing it at the house (we have a roommate), I’ll pay for a hotel room for her. She always just said “We’ll see.”

Then, this last week she told me that she wanted to get wine drunk and flirty at the bar. So we go to our favorite bar on Friday night, we drink a little, and she asks for a final word of assurance from me “Are you okay with it?” I whole-heartedly say yes.

>>16186702
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY TFCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ 2.71 $ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

WE ALL FUCKING AMADE IT BIZ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hey there guys,

I wish you knew what I knew and I wish I could tell you without facing dire legal repercussions.

All I will say is this: You are about to become more powerful and wealthy than your biggest dreams allowed you to imagine.

Wealth and money are going to be an afterthought. Most of you will be worshiped.

We are finally coming out with everything. Tomorrow. The years of buildup and partnership negotiations are about to be galvanized in a single Tweet.

Take a deep breath and look up to the stars.

You are about to become one of them.

>>16187069
Go on chainlink cuck. Tell us how an RLC chad came in your girlfriend

>>16187076
RIDE BROTHERS RIDE!!!

>>16187102
>>16187076
>>16187069
kek....

>>16187069
So yesterday, I’m gone for my trip and she’s taking care of her own business. As day turns to night and as the night goes on, and I’m riding back home with somebody, she texts me a pic of a huge bottle of wine and says, “I’m going to get drunk.” I know what this means. She could never do it completely sober. As she gets more drunk, she hints more and more at it. Then she finally says “I texted him”

I almost audibly gasp. It’s finally happening. Then she says “I think he’s coming over.” followed by “He’ll be here in 30 minutes.” I’m starting to shake at this point. I’m loving it. I tell her that I’m going to be home in less time than that, to which she replies “Go to a bar and drink! I’ll let you know when I’m done.” Then, she sends me a snap of her, with the caption “Currently”. She looks so hot and so ready. So as I get back into town, she sends it:

“He’s here.”

I tell her that I love her and to have fun. I go out to a couple of bars and wait. She reads my text 20 minutes later, then radio silence for 15 minutes... 30 minutes... 45 minutes... An hour... Damn. He’s not staying over is he? I need to get some sleep, too. An hour, thirty... An hour, forty-five...

At the 2 hour mark I finally text her, asking if everything was ok. Did she chicken out? Did she knock out? Is it still going on? She texts me “It’s done.” and then sends me a snap: rosy cheeks, kissy red lips, messy hair, and devious eyes, with the caption “After ;)” I get rock hard.

>>16186702
for reverend green..

https://soundcloud.com/luxxius/low-juice-full-stream

>speedjuice

>>16186702
HOOGA HOOGA HOOGA HOOGA HOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16186702
For my boy, MR. Fraser AKA RONALD PERSSON.

Loveyou buddy.

also,
>4charlie

>>16187157
rare.

>>16187132
She tells me it’s good to come home. I rush home, park, open the door, slowly walk to her room. The house is clean, candles are lit, and the blinds are all shut. As I walk into the bedroom, she looks up at me with a huge smile on her face. I walk over to the trashcan and see the condom in there. She goes “This feels so weird! I can’t believe I did it!” I lay down next to her and start kissing her. I was laying in the same spot where, just minutes before, another man was laying with her. This is the hottest thing that’s ever happened in my life.

I tell her to give me all the details and from what she told me, she made the best use of her time. They did just about everything:

Dick sucking, ball sucking, pussy/ass eating, face-sitting, missionary, doggy, 69, etc. She tells me “It lasted for almost 2 hours... and he was fucking me hard the whole time... he made me cum twice.” DAMN! That’s way better than anything I can normally do. I mean, we have some great sex moments and I have made her cum multiple times, but we’ve never gone two hours straight with that kind of hardcore fucking. At this point, she’s ready to go to bed... “I’m exhausted and my pussy is sore. He fucked me so hard for so long.” I ask her “On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot was it?” She laughs and says “Pretty fucking hot.” “So 10?” “Yes, definitely 10.”

“Are you wanting to do it again in the future?” She smiles and says “Yes. I’m definitely going to want to fuck him again.” We go to sleep next to each other in her bed, where just moments before, she was getting the absolute fucking of her life... from another man.

And the most exciting part about this is that this is only the beginning. I’m thinking that maybe I should buy her some lingerie for the next occasion...

>>16187189
suk me nagrarian!

>>16187189
What’s a good lingerie shop in Israel?

Mixacles are proving how valuable they are with this PayPal hack.

W-WHAT WAS THAT????

>>16186702
We were about to juiced but the Crypto gods wanted that faggot to continue
Probably haven’t had a good night sleep since he sold and the stress subtracted 10 years of his life
Hope he gets rekt

>>16187069
>>16187132
>>16187189
Rory get back to work.

>>16186811
then where???? don't leave us hanging ffs

>>16186702

>>16186708
This post didn't age well.

>>16189025
We're still in the 70s idiot, some volatility is normal.

>>16189038
Big pump on the eth/link pairs.
Volume right now is $17mil BTC/LINK, $20Mil LINK/USD(pairs) something going down

this is it, frens.

it's happening.

>>16189135
I'm gonna swing this bitch

>>16189135
Mudda fuckin Pamp it

>>16189214
swinging as well
cya @ 2.50

staking will drop for a few vetted nodes any day now

>>16189282
Donald Scottstein is a known Discord grifter.

>>16189214
>>16189235
forgive them, father, they know not what they do....

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK. Someone ask the Russian Jew if this is a true or romour in live please !

>>16188997
also kek + saved

>>16189214
couldnt break 2.80 Im gonna do it guys Im gonna sell right now its going down someone stop me please Im doing it

>>16186702
THE COFFEE STANDARD IS $2.80

>>16189360
Do it.
All stinky linklets get is a 9 cent profit per stinky.

>>16189377
chekt. $2.80 new price floor confirmed.

Back down to 2.76 it goes and you go back to the stinkshed

>>16189380
AAAAA I fucking did it why did you guys not stop me I kept my order open while I was refreshing the thread and it got filled what do I do now I worked so hard for those linkies what do I do its over

>>16189442
It's going to be $2.70 very soon.

>>16189442
how many do you have left

>>16187069
>>16187132
>>16187189
Fucking hot. Is there more of this?

>>16186702
fucking newfags

it was a cup and handle the whole time. Hold on to your dicks lads we’re hitting ath in sats by next weekend or my name isn’t Timo Harings

HERE WE GOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16189471
ath in sats when btc is dumping. based retard

>>16186891
post teeth

>>16189485
>BTC will NEVER be above 9k again
Likewise, baste retart

>>16189471
my god you're dense as fuck

>>16189450
if it doesnt touch 2.65 again Im gonna rope
>>16189453
not enough I wage slave for every single one of those linkies

>>16189528
>if it doesnt touch 2.65 again Im gonna rope
Why not just buy back in at $2.70?
Which exchange do you use where fees are so high that it's not a profit?

>>16189528
This is really not the time to swing

>>16189542
coinbase their new fee structure is garbage but I dont know what other exchange to use as a burger that has good volume and wont fuck me over

>>16189494
mensa has acknowledged that i have a 142 iq linklet. you’re playing connect 4 im playing interdimensional mahjong with higher conscious life forms. you think you know shit but you don’t even know you’re retarded. sad

>>16186702

I could be lame and wait for trips or give a stupid riddle on why we pumpin but ill be nice about it.

Coinbase and Binance

>>16189214
holy based you pulled it off

>>16189567
y...you don't think it will stay inside the channel and touch 2.65 again?

>>16189568
Holy fuck brainlet at least trade on goybase pro. It's the same account as your regular kikebase but the fees are like 0.05% vs 1.5%

>>16189606
Fren see this
>>16189591
And ask yourself are these unknown nodes

>>16189620
im obviously using pro as you can tell by my screenshot I may be a brainlet but not that bad
>>16189636
You lucky assholes with giant bags dont know what it's like if I can make just 12 or 15 more links from a trade that's less hours I have to wage reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>16189656
>lucky
Shut up, slave.

>>16189636
Click on the nodes, look at the explorer. It says what they are like 100 times

>>16186834
a mac toddler with Google and Chinese spyware, why am I not surprised

https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/chrome.html
https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/opera.html

>>16189681
Best part is the dates these node went live
>Do feed the swing traders