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Right now I am half way over the Atlantic ocean, flying from London to New York. In my luggage are five Ledger Nano S containing a total of ~130,000,000 USD in crypto.

A colleague is following on Monday with a similar amount again.

My trip and work here relates to a project whose range and potential really can't be overstated. They have fingers in the most important pies - actually fuck that, they have their whole dicks balls deep in the gateaux of government and High Finance.

Two clues: They have a known presence in NYC. And I have to be back in London before the start of December.

Your faces, they will be melted.

>> No.16176090

>>16176060
>he thinks you need 5 ledger nanos.

lmao your larp failed before it even got past first post

>> No.16176115

>>16176060
Fake and gay

>> No.16176116

Funniest larp today and that’s saying something

>> No.16176119

Isn't this crypto thing over the cloud?

>> No.16176173

>>16176090

They're going to different locations. Hur dur

>> No.16176191

>>16176173
That's not how it works retard. The crypto isnt on the physical ledger.

You dont need to transport a physical ledger anywhere. Larp and gay

>> No.16176203

>>16176060
You're an idiot.
No one cares

>> No.16176218

>>16176060
Terrible. -1/10 larp. No adult is this stupid, not even niggers. You must be underage. Reported.

>> No.16176230

>>16176119
>the absolute state of /biz

>> No.16176234

>>16176191
> Money isn't physically on a debit card, you don't need to physically take it anywhere omg it doesn't contain actual coins are you thick one card is enough for the entire population to share.

Kill yourself, actually do it it you pussy. Spend your $650 of link on a really nice rope.

>> No.16176253

>>16176234
Seething
Shits hilarious
I will say it again. No one fuckin cares. You're trying your best to feel important right now but literally no one gives a fuck.
I love backfire threads

>> No.16176259

>>16176234
how i wish i have 650 use of link
id immediately sell them for btc

>> No.16176280

>>16176060
What's the project then?

>> No.16176301

>>16176234
You are retarded. Do you even understand how crypto works?

A ledger just generates seeds. That's it. After you generate the seeds you can smash the ledger and throw it away. You dont need to physically transport them anywhere. You're a retard that doesnt understand hardware wallets or crypto at all.

>> No.16176325

Is this how banks deliver the drug money they launder?

>> No.16176346

>>16176234
Tell us more

>> No.16176438

>>16176301
Yea ok I'll just email the seeds over shall I, is that a better idea? And of course physically meeting people in person in an actual office so you can see them face to face, that's GAY and for losers.

Why didn't I just stay in my mother's basement and email the seedwords, fuck! Such a wasted trip. And my suit was expensive, fuck.

>> No.16176457

>>16176438
>>16176060

Quant, nigger.

>> No.16176458

>>16176438
>Such a wasted trip
u didn't get trips in any of your posts retard

>> No.16176478

>>16176060
backfire thread, the thread

>> No.16176479

>>16176438

Give it up m8, I'm starting to get embarrassed for you now.

>> No.16176480

>>16176438
No retard the person you're giving it to generates their own seeds and you send the crypto via the blockchain it's on. If you 'give' them the ledger with the seeds and you know the seeds you can still access it so it's not theirs it's yours. At some point theyll have to generate their own seeds. Shit larp 0/10

>> No.16176481

I legit had a request for this once. Turned it down. There ARE mafakas out there that don't trust e-mail. Real business for /biz. /bizraelis know what im talking about, everyone else up for a crash course

>> No.16176502

>>16176301
Winner winner chicken dinner!

>> No.16176520

>>16176502
some people don't trust the cloud jackass

and not everyone on the planet possesses a picture perfect understanding of crypto. if someone offered you a deal, and the terms were not technically perfect , would you take it? you bet your ass you would.

>> No.16176543

>>16176060
>can’t even post a pic on the plane
>checking in the ledgers instead of having them in carry on luggage

very fake and very gay

>> No.16176551

>>16176480
Cool thanks bro I'll turn the plane around, the whole purpose of this massive fucking deal has been undermined by another grotesque virgin on 4chan who's never had a job, let alone set foot in a board room.

I appreciate your help, this has been very educational I did not know how crypto coinary worked, I thought it was like physical gold coins but really tiny, inside the USB stick.

>> No.16176570

>>16176551
Just stop.

>> No.16176583

>>16176551
You trying to shill Quant?

>> No.16176604
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16176604

>>16176551
fucking look at this delusional thinnly veiled BSV pajeet. I bet the plane is heading for mumbai. kys bsv shit vision shiller

>> No.16176671

>>16176543
Who said they're checked in?

WiFi on the plane is too shit for photos, only small images like OP. I'll try to upload some.

Stay poor, though.
I'll post pics from NY this weekend as well, you utter plebs.

>> No.16176887

pretty long thread for a shiity larp.
btw all jannies suck dick for free

>> No.16177318

>>16176671
>WiFi on the plane is too shit for photos

very fake, very gay

>> No.16177330

>>16176438
Rich people don't talk like this, you're obviously a retarded teenager.

>> No.16177367

Quick question, if you’re delivering this crypto first hand to clients, how do they know you haven’t written down the seeds to steal their crypto later? They don’t? Then why didn’t they just have you transfer it to a private address

Fuck off retard