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16165726 No.16165726 [Reply] [Original]

>are you a team player
do you enjoy doing everyone elses job?
>room for advancement in a competitive field
you will never move up unless someone dies or retires
>competitive pay
minimum wage with a 10cent raise every year

what am i missing?

>> No.16165740
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>>16165726
actual skills otherwise you wouldn't be working minimum wage jobs

pic related: you

>> No.16165745

>>16165726
Hey I already started this thread with my clown pepe fren...but ok I'm down. Indeed is a total clown show. Some a hole called me a commie on my thread.

>> No.16165760

>>16165740
>getting a high paid career without being a genius or child prodigy

>> No.16165768

>>16165745
mines better

>> No.16165779

>>16165768
I'll agree you put slightly more effort fren, no harm no foul. I just love to roast on stupid, unrealistic job postings.

>> No.16165786

>>16165760
>has to be high paid career or minimum wage

go be a plumber or something imbecile

>> No.16165788

>>16165740
Minimum wage jobs don't have retarded psychometric tests to jump through.

>> No.16165790

>>16165768
Well at least no one called you a "commie" yet

>> No.16165808

"after careful consideration we have decided to move on to other candidates..."

>> No.16165820

>>16165808
3 hour long tests and a sit in info session later...

>> No.16165898

>>16165820
I had one job last year that no shit did a 1 hour interview, then made you come back for an information meeting that was an hour (upaid) then a third time for an unpaid orientation all before you started working there...like wtf?!

>> No.16165946

>>16165726
The other faggoty thing is when they require a cover letter for a shitting paying job. Or, they make you upload a resume and then still have to type in all the information from your resume.

>> No.16166009

>>16165726
What can I say? If you have trouble getting a good job even after a PhD in chemistry with top grades and after 200 applications, like I did, no one is willing to hire you... Fuck this gay Earth.

>> No.16166047

>>16165808
"...due to high number of applicants we are unable to offer individual feedback"

>> No.16166085

>>16166009
You don't just waltz into a good job from academia. Look at graduate schemes. Use that PhD for promotion after a year or two of entry level work in your field.

>> No.16166456

>>16165726
>able to work with minimal supervision
you'll be the only one to blame when shit goes south
>dynamic environment
leadership can't make up their minds or develop priorities
>self-starter
we have no process
>passionate
persevere through endless bullshit for low pay

>> No.16166488

>>16165726
>team players only

>> No.16166550

>>16165790
Shut up commie

>> No.16166573

>>16165788
Yes they do

>> No.16166586

>>16165726
>entry level job
>$25,000/yr
>college degree required
>5 years experience required
>7+ years preferred
>if you don't fit requirements we will not view your application

>> No.16166610

>>16166047
As if they wouldve even given feedback in the first place. That is likely (1) subtle bragging that they have a lot of applicants (whether true or not) and (2) virtue signaling that they would've helped you out by providing feedback (even though odds are they wouldn't).

>> No.16166709
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>Company looking for worker with A, B, C skills, X years experience, excellent communication skills, and all that jazz
>Rejects many qualified applicants
>Hires a young, pretty female with zero experience relevant to the field, a portfolio of unimpressive, barebones projects, and a resume heavily stuffed with buzzwords and some spelling errors

>> No.16166757

>>16166047
>After interview
>Recruiter emails you to schedule a call to discuss feedback from interviewer
>During call, recruiter reads out the rejection letter
>Why you did you waste my time?
>Sorry, it's company policy.

>> No.16166797

>>16165726
minimum of bachelor's degree or 5 years experience required
>>must be able to lie, bullshit and piggyback your way into having credentials

>> No.16167097

>>16166709
I saw this happen at a hospital I used to work at. Somehow all the women in administrative jobs were young and hot. I'm sure it was a coincidence.

>> No.16167102

>>16165946
hate that shit

>> No.16167201

>>16166709
>>16167097
really makes you think