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Gloryholes

When something catches meme status, it actually becomes something.

>>16164814
Gloryholes

Sergey told us

>>16164814
Not funny.

I'm seriously interested to know how come this place understood it so early.

My buddy tried to explain it to me but I find it hard to believe repeating digits would be taken seriously by anyone and he fucking swears by it.

>>16164807
Sounds like you're the loser. Biz knew because of autism you dumb normie.

>>16164835
lurk more

>>16164835
>hur dur ether
>oh it does nothing
>chainlink gives ether a real use case instead of shity kitty kats
>????????
>profit

wow

maybe you're just a dumbass that nobody likes and nobody wanted to you in on it OP

Collective autism and the Darwinian nature of successful memes. Unlike Reddit ideas don't thrive here because of upvotes. They survive because they slay other ideas. Over and over day after day.

>>16164807
We knew when the ICO sold out in 5 seconds.

The answer you're looking for is gloryholes, OP. It's not the answer you want, but it's the truth.

>>16164835
>>16164835
this is bait

>>16164843
If I sound jealous of my friend, I am.

I love him, don't get me wrong, but the he's been in a state of euphoria after having the windfall. He even bragged to me and said 'I tried to tell you but you didn't listen."

I mean, when the price went to almost $5, he was talking and bragging non-stop.

>>16164835
Can’t think for yourself? Coming to this place of Fortune expecting to be spoonfed? As if that could even be done!

Laughing out loud!

>>16164899
Oh, get a grip.

>>16164835
I know this is bait but it is very well done 10/10 wouldnreply again

>>16164807
>How did /biz/ know that Chainlink would be a big deal so early?
the emergent properties of the hivemind. hundreds of thousands of autistic neckbeards linked together on 4chan form a super-intelligence

It was because of Assblaster, be honest, how many of you anons would've known about Chainlink if it wasn't for ABs posts?

LMFG and drunkanon threads were the best

>>16164835
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.
Pic related, it's Sergey outside of the club

>>16164910
Why so rigid in your mind set anon?

How has that been working out for you?

Assblaster was my favorite , then drunk anon, then tonightitshappeningtonight guy that one sucked at first but got better every night it was posted

>>16164894
Expand your perception. Understand there are forces of influence more powerful than what you see. Submit and free your mind from its physical cage. We're all in this together.

>>16164807
Nano is another great hold. But long term. When crypto starts getting adopted. Which is practically now. With china and france on the rise of pushing towards an crypto ecosystem.

>>16164894
Take one hour to research it yourself. If you can't see how LINK will revolutionize everything then there's no helping you. Your friend is a genius, show him respect.

>>16164807
Autists got in first. 2nd wave was made by Assblaster, and bunch of memes.

We did hard work for two years

And now you have the audacity to come here asking to be spoon fed?

Begone, nulinker

>>16165118
Die and burn redditor

>>16165118
Die and burn redditor

honestly because ico process was easy
literally anyone could buy in

>>16164958
Wow I can’t believe it. Just market sold my stack after reading this.

It's easy to understand but I honestly have never seen a good redpill on here. Basically Bitcoin there's nodes everywhere, it can't go away and it's secure. Ethereum same thing but now we're programming smart contracts but they kinda suck because we're just trading shitcoins around. Chainlink gives practical uses to smartcontracts. It's the next and most important evolution in the space. Also fuck niggers and kikes.

>>16164807
>would be a big
are you from the future? Last time i checked the price is two something

>>16164894
If it makes you feel any better your friend isn't going to make it. Anyone that is talking shit at $5 link is going to fail one way or another.

>>16164807
>Also looking at potentially BAT or NANO
THIS is why you are never going to make money. dumb normie go back to redit

>>16164910
you sound like you just got back from redit

>>16165254
Thats because he did

>>16164807
My child... Listen, as you will only hear this from me once, and only me, only once. I know you've had it tough, growing up the kids making fun of you for being weird, quiet, and out of shape. As you got older you turned inward, listening to music and drawing while the other kids were out with girls and doing bad things. Now, you're all grown up, and I'm proud of you for getting to this point. It's not easy being you, I know I couldn't do it. Most people would rather do almost anything else. But now, with the nightfall ahead of us, and the bear market behind us, I will tell you, 700 LINK will allow you to make it. 1000 EOY is no longer the target, nor the timeline. LINK will break all records of appreciating assets. Eventually, it will transcend beyond monetary value. This is expected to happen once ChainLink is over $500 billion per coin. Don't sell, and you and your descendants will be set for eternity. Best wishes my son, I love you, ChainLink Dad.

>>16164807
Most 120+ IQ’s understand the oracle problem.
In all honesty, some anons are very smart. If you took the time to review the Schills and fud you would be genuinely intrigued. The breadcrumbs was hidden but that didn’t derail anons from digging deeper. Also led to bigger fud.
Someone or something was certainly controlling the narrative given the github activities and names working on the project slowly being unraveled.

The truth is every shit project mooned while LINK steadily declined.
/biz/ was 95% shame threads for LINK holders, hence the name stinky link Linkies, deluded, etc.

Holding LINK wasn’t glorious until 2nd qtr 2019.

t. ICO 240k OG wallet

>>16164835
Buy BSV good sir. Very promising yes. you will make it trust me

>>16164807
Closed minded dumb reditbitch and youre a faggot

>>16165280
I don't care if this is just hopium. It feels good to just think bout, putting faith into this.

>>16164807
most didnt. I doubt anyone here has a stack over 5k. Noone would be retarded enough to hold 50k LINK through $4 for instance

>>16164807
post mainnet piece of shit

>>16164835
>I find it hard to believe repeating digits would be taken seriously by anyone

>>16164807
Kek you just bought your friends bags brainlet, why do you think he was shilling it the whole time? That's literally how these pump and dumps work.

Chainlink already pumped, now guess what comes next?

The DUMP. its going to 0 from here and that's where it shall stay.

>>16164807
>A buddy of mine bought link last yr and was ranting on and on about it and I basically tuned him out. I wish I hadn't because the fucking loser is now sitting on close to a quarter million dollars and the fucker LITERALLY works a minimum wage job, and yet he has more money than I do and I make $55K/yr after taxes. WTF
LMAO get fucked faggot. Your friend sounds a lot like me. All of my friends except one ignored me and thought I was crazy, now we are both sitting on 100k USD and can’t help but smile as the rest of my friends scramble around like a chicken with their head cut off, panicking constantly asking me if link will ever see a dollar again.

YOU MISSED OUT FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

TWO YEARS!

PRICED THE FUCK OUT, BITCH!

take profits and dump in RCN before tomorrow

last chance faggots

>>16165383
That's why you're my favorite son, son. Forever in my heart, even if not in yours, ChainLink Dad

Yeja

>>16164807
>woah how did you anons receive this viral message spread in one of the most popular social media platforms are you hackers or something

sergey's team specifically astroturfed in here for a reason you absolute moron. You do realize 4chan is one of the world's most popular social media platforms right?

its really just survival of the dankest memes.

>>16165512
I guess I'm retarded then. It honestly boggles the mind how egotistical and arrogant the average person is. If you just invested in an us index fund since 2009 you would have quadrupled your money doing jack shit. I'm going to hold chainlink and earn lots doing nothing. How fucking hard is it for you to understand that theres people on here who don't actually care about a few hundred thousand?

T 55k link anon

>>16164807
biz posted alot of fud, i read the whitepaper and i knew, went all in in dec 2017

>>16165177
Checked two years

>>16167433
this, its the same buyer psychology as the nasdaq the market is just small enough that you can see it.

buy every meme sell when you feel the meme getting tired

>>16164807
> 55.000 a year
> poor guy stack with not even a suicide stack.

>>16168108
I hold 20k LINK and this is a poor guy stack.

>>16168108
>>16168524
nice larps

>>16164835
Unironically the memes

>>16165512
Shit I'm all alone then. Bought in big, one btc, back in 2017 and will continue to hold and shit post for years to come. Not selling

>>16164835
What a based fren

>>16164835
Chaos magick is real fren.

>>16164807
*knock knock*

H-hello, I heard this was the rich neighborhood for /biz/raeli citizens. I know you have much gains, but can I have a monent to talk about spiritual gains, by asking you if you'd go to heaven if you were to die today?

>>16168524
I feel bad about my 12k stack
could have had 17k at one point but decided to gamble on shitcoins instead

>>16169772
Baste christ spammer. Keep it up unironically

>>16164894
well he tried to tell you but you didn't listen.
basically either your friend is dumb and he wouldn't be your friend unless you're also dumb and in that case that's your answer, or your friend is smart and he told you but you know he's smart but you didn't dyor after being told which means you're either dumb enough not to trust the advice of a smart man or you're also smart but your ego is big enough to think you're smarter than your friend and than /biz/, which means you're dumb.
tldr you're a brainlet op

>>16164807
>mentioning NANO in the same sentence as LINK
Kys you scumbag. You had 2 fucking years. You had a faggot friend spoon feed you and you still didn’t do it you dumb motherfucker.

>>16168714
Based, appreciate you guys

>>16164835
two. fucking. years.

>>16164807
I’m 141 IQ but a handsome successful chad so never came to this shithole until 2017. However I’m too smart for my own good so my personality is similar to the intj autists here. It took a couple sessions to parse chan culture but eventually realized what the oracle problem was and that every single project will need something like Chainlink. Data is the new oil. Chainlink is the only project getting that onto the blockchain. It will be massive or crypto fails.
Only a certain type of person thrives here. You were not one of them, either due to low IQ, being overly sensitive to internet racism and sexism, or smugly assuming a norwegian rattle experimentation board couldn’t hold the key to generational wealth

>>16164835
It's like this. There was a time on this board when retarded shills and pajeets were not the majority and we actually researched what to invest in actively. Chainlink was the golden goose project found in the ico craze. Nothing more nothing less

>>16165177
checked

>>16170273
>we
and that is how I know you are a pajeet, a shill or worse a parasite asking retarded questions

>>16169927
>>16170273
>>16170412
>12 months test net
>4 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!

>>16170412
I didn’t even ask a question you coombrained retard

>>16170507
you answered one, even worse, you are giving the retarded question asking idiots incentives to keep asking.

>>16170528
Fair but also my answer could inspire new rags to improve the board improbable as that may be

>>16170543
you think like a reddit fag. so it is decided you are a parasite, a piece of cancer, one of the faggots that made this board shittier than any pajeet or shill could ever do, you do exactly the opposite of what you intend to do. Please, if there is a single shred of brain left in your head, never post again, never answer any stupid question and best for all just leave and never come back

>>16170570
You’re probably the cancer yourself shut the fuck up you angsty zoomer

migrate to /adv/ or /qa/ you stupid faggot, those are the places that will make you happy. You can answer retarded questions all day every day. Stop shitting up the board new fag

>>16164807
>12 months test net
>4 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!

>>16164807

OP, it is because you are a brainlet.
And anyone who has been in this space longer than a few months in 2017/2018 would have discovered LINK on their own. The oracle problem is something that anyone who thinks about smart co tracts a while will realise exists without even having a term for it. Thats how i found LINK. Knew all these whitcoins were useless if we couldn’t get outside data into them so never held many only flipped them. Then i found out LINK was solving that problem and went all in around February 2018.

LINK holders are high IQ and low IQ. High IQ anons who realise the oracle problem, can conceptualise smart contracts usage, and realise how it has potential.
Low IQ anons just bought it because it was shilled constantly.
The awkward 105-125 IQ range are the ones who refuse to buy it. Not smart enough to conceptualise smart contracts usage. Smart enough to be weary of being scammed and losing their money. This is your typical normie basically, but one who thinks he is wiser than hw really is. Thats you, and so many other fags who fomoed in at 5$ or have yet to.
It was shilled here so early because EVERYTHING was shilled here at some point. High IQ anons just kept at it because it was the only thing they held or saw the point in owning. And when you TRULY understand this space, you realise nothing other than btc and LINK maybe ETH is worth holding. So you would never shill anything else.

1000 €€€ EOY

>>16170893
Chainlink doesn't solve the oracle problem. It's centralized KYC oracles. It has existed since day 1 on Ethereum. Hence why not a single dapp is using it 4 months after mainnet launch.

>>16164807
LINK train has left.

BAT emission and dev amounts mean they will likely dump, or make this a longer term hold before you realize any sweet gainz.

NANO though, Nano might be the next LINK despite Reddit loving it. It works better as an actual currency than pretty much any other crypto. It doesn't have smart contracts, but then again it may not need them to be successful. Do youself a favor and get a few thousand just in case they also go out of reach.

>>16164958
shut it down

>>16164835
You need to understand that most of us have been here 10 - 12 years. We can't explain our lore to you in a few posts, you'll have to hang out here 10 - 12 years to figure out how we find stuff like Chainlink early and how digits work

>>16164807
If you know, you know.

>>16172576
Common case of a dumbass sperging nonsense protraying himself as a position of knowledge.
Fuck off nulinker sack of shit.

>>16164899
I feel jew anon

>>16164807
You don't deserve Chainlink. Go back to your gay friends over reddit.

>>16170528
this, baka

Me and my best friend coincidentally own LINK.
I bought in November of this year, he bought at ICO and we only recently learned this about eachother.

>>16172975
Shit, I meant November of last year.

Here's the real reason OP.

/pol/ helped the CIA get donald Trump elected, without them he never would have been president. As a thank you they moved many of the anons onto this board, and then they dropped breadcrumbs and shilled link to them because it's ((their)) project.

>>16164807
Reevaluate your decision making abilities.

>>16172576
Why don’t you want other people to get rich anon? Are you really that hateful?

>>16165732
Fuck I'm going to panic sell RIGHT NOW

>>16164958
I love hearing this story

>>16164807
https://youtu.be/dmDZrIHL65s
even this pajeet knew years ago, it was a no brainer

>>16164814
Fpbp
It started as a 2 inch cock with only three drops of sperm, and was memed into being the biggest dick in crypro

>>16165118
>>16172576
Lol at desperate bagholders trying to shill Nano on a Link thread.

Listen up, bozos - Nano's glory days were back when it was called Raiblocks. Then it crashed with no survivors. One hell of a rebrand, amirite?

>>16164807
It was because of Assblaster, honestly. Here's the posts if you want to review:

start here

all of assblasters larps

>ASSBLASTER FIRST POST - 11/08/17
https://yuki.la/biz/4246712

>ASSBLASTER 2 - 12/06/17
https://yuki.la/biz/4801212

>ASSBLASTER 3 - 12/10/17
https://yuki.la/biz/4940260

>ASSBLASTER 4 - 12/13/17
https://yuki.la/biz/5013990

>ASSBLASTER 5 - 01/06/18
https://yuki.la/biz/5989877

>ASSBLASTER 6 - 01/12/18
https://yuki.la/biz/6350294

>ASSBLASTER 7 - 01/17/18
https://yuki.la/biz/6560973

>ASSBLASTER 8 - 02/12/18
https://yuki.la/biz/7569209

>ASSBLASTER 9 - 02/17/18
https://yuki.la/biz/7736231

>>16164807
Link isn't big at all lmao

>>16173443
There was a lot of hype before the presale too with many autists pooling.

>>16173295
You don't understand what nano is.
It's bitcoin that works.
P2p cash hasn't been solved. The fucks gave up.