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if i ever meet someone that tells me that they bought chainlink in real life or recommends chainlink to me, do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to fucking headbutt them in the nose bridge and then get on top of them and repeatedly smash their head in to the floor then im going to get up and kick their head repeatedly like a football until they are paraplegic. thats what i will do.

>> No.16164474

ok pipsqueak

>> No.16164477

Cool story nigger, africa has 0 chainlink holders you could always go back

>> No.16164486
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>>16164461
NOLINKERS SEETHING

>> No.16164490

>>16164474
im 6"4 and very very strong. if i ever meet sergey ill rip his fucking eyes out

>> No.16164524

>>16164461
this

>>16164486
smash smash their little faces. kill the linkies. stomp on their faces and make them cry out in pain. stab stab stab the little linkies with a knife in the brain. hit them hit them in the face and give them pain. throw them throw the linky in front of a train.

>> No.16164540
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>>16164490
>>16164524
We're not even at $3 and anons have already started showing signs of NLS. There really are gonna be suicides when we hit $1000, eh?

>> No.16164542

>>16164461
Interesting, if you are a mutt you are trying to get legally killed and if you are a europoor you will probably get sued to jail and the poor house. Can't wait to meet you

>> No.16164564

>>16164542
oh yeah? i think you'll regret it you fat cunt. ill chew you up like a fucking gummy bear. that goes for all you little stinky linkies. ill snap your fucking arms off.

>> No.16164599

Kek the nolinkers are getting militant with desperation

>> No.16164602
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>>16164540
time to die linky. i hope you like being beaten to death.

>> No.16164611

>>16164564
Post address I'm really eager to meet you

>> No.16164634

>>16164461
YEP SAME HERE I WILL USE MY PROFITS TO FIND AND DESTROY OTHER LINKIES

>> No.16164648

>>16164611
post yours, oh wait, you're a linky so u probably live in a tent or a van.

>> No.16164660

>>16164599
Chekt n kekt

>> No.16164663

>>16164648
Who said I'm a linky, I just want to come to your door, say I own Link, have you perform your little karate kid moves and sue you for everything you have and will ever earn

>> No.16164677

crush linkies nuts in a vice. smash his face with a hammer. beat his stomach with a big pole. drop him in some acid to melt him. toast him over a fire to burn him. break his legs using a car. fuck linkies

>> No.16164690

>>16164461
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEEP COPING RETARD

>> No.16164699
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SOUNDS LIKE COPING NOLINKER SEETHE BUT OK

>> No.16164701

bash linkies face in. smash his head in. crush his fingers and toes with a stone. drown him in water until he dies. throw him down the stairs. fuck linkies

>> No.16164716

If you ever did that to me and managed to actually win the fight... it wouldn't end well for you in the end. If you're serious OP, be careful with pissing off people you don't know, you never know who they know.

>> No.16164728

>>16164461
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.16164732

drive over the linky with a tractor. use a shovel to beat his head in. use the sharp edge of the shovel to cut his stinky hands off. piss on his corpse and then pour petrol on the linky and light him on fire

>> No.16164748

>>16164716
i'll do it and you're going to do absolutely nothing about it in return. because you're a fucking pussy little linker and you deserve to get beaten up.

>> No.16164767

shoot the linkies with a shotgun. blow the linkys stupid little head clean off with a massive fucking shotgun. completely obliterate the stupid little linky with an overpowered elephant gun. because thats what each and every one of them thoroughly deserve

>> No.16164953

good. i fucking hate linkers

>> No.16165038
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>>16164564
This is supposed to be funny right? Or does this pass as a legitimate threat where you're from? Wtf

>> No.16165055

I'd like to see you try manlet

>> No.16165104

>>16164461
based. doing god's work anon. if someone mentions chainlink to me in positive light in real life i will assume they are an autistic mouth breather.

>> No.16165127

>>16164748
You sound pretty tarded... and perhaps latently homosexual. I guess keep seething or whatever.

>> No.16165158

>>16165127
>and perhaps latently homosexual.
How did you know? Do you believe that I wanted to have sex with girls before and had wet dreams about girls grinding on my crotch?

>> No.16165272

He makes the best fucking coins
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck
And just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin'
Such excellent fuckin' tokens

Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And then rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a fuckin' Frisbee

I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off
And grab his head and suck out one of his eyes
And chew on it and spit it out in his face
And say thank you thank you for all of your fuckin' coins

Then I'd pick him up by the hair
Swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room
And kick all his fuckin' teeth in
And then stomp on his face 40 or 50 times

'Cause he makes the best fucking coins
He makes the best fucking coins
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin' love him
I fuckin' love him

>> No.16165289

based OP

look at how shook these stinky linkers are in this thread. quaking and quivering.

>> No.16165349

buying link automatically turns you in to a peadophile.

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>>16165158
I'm not really sure what you mean by that word vomit, but it seems like you don't know what the term 'latent-homosexuality' refers to. It doesn't mean you were straight before and then became gay. You can reference my pic related to better understand yourself and learn to be comfy with this new found revelation. You're welcome.

>> No.16165426

>>16165387
Once I started self inserting as the girl in porn my sexual arousal for girls went downhill from there, then came anal masturbation and "forced" bi and then self inserting as the tranny/femboy but I'm still not visually attracted to men in porn or irl especially their faces

>> No.16165733

>>16165426
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.16165847

>>16164461
I bought chainlink and I recommend you do the same. If I met you in real life, I’d tackle you, mount you and elbow your face till you give me all your banking info, then I’d buy chainlink for you right as it is about to crash so you profit the least. (You’ll only make 1000x instead of 20000x)

>> No.16165998

>>16165847
shut the fuck up you worthless boring stinky linker

>> No.16166023

>>16164490
im 6"5 and very very very strong. if i ever meet you ill rip your fucking eyes out

>> No.16166121

>>16166023
shut up and die you stupid stinker

>> No.16166129

>>16164461
Post pic of ur body

>> No.16166165

>>16166121
shut up and die you stupid no-linker

>> No.16166173

>>16164461
uh. jannies? im scared

>> No.16166205

kill the linkers.

>> No.16166245

>>16164461
Ok internet tough guy