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Don't they always need tons of wagies for the holidays. Wtf is ur prob

>>16161853
12 year employment gap? Yikes, at least make up soemthing like you were in some kind of trade or vocation school the past few years or overseas volunteering. But yeah you can get a wagie job anytime, not that hard anon.

Lmao op what the fuck OP what were you doing, you were having a WoW sabbatical ? Exploring the world right lmao. Dont tell me you are still a virgin please

>>16161853
Lie on your resume, fren. Everyone does. If you're worried about getting caught list companies that have gone under so they can't verify if you have actually worked there. Tbh, I don't think amazon, macdonalds, wallmart and the like care about your employment history. They just need you to be sober and healthy enough to wageslave. Why do you want to do it anyway? Take out a loan and invest in crypto. You can easily turn 10k into 100k within a year if you're a not a retarded gambler and learn how trading is actually done.

>>16162067
Yeah dude just take out a 10k loan and day trade for a living

>>16161853
Does anyone know some good holiday jobs for a London neet?

>>16162092
Aldi's??

>>16162076
You can make more in one hour of day trading than 8 hours of wageslaving, retard.

>>16162160
This is true but OP is gonna need some capital first. And NOT be a retarded gambler.

>>16162067
>Why do you want to do it anyway?
Because I'm broke and need the money to invest in both a business (less than $200 to start and about $100 a month in ads, I have it all figured out) and to save enough money to move out from my parents house.

All this time I've been basically working for my parents.

UPS is hiring PPD(personal car) drivers for $21/hr

>>16161853
12 years unemployment at 31 is pretty much 'I've never had a job'. Drive Uber or do something self employed to avoid having to explain that one to Mr Shekelberg.

>>16162325
>personal car
Fuck, I have a POS car that is going to break any week now. If they provided the vehicles I could work there since I have a driver's license.

>>16162372
yeah to do Uber or Lyft car cannot be older than 7 years I believe. standard policy from both companies

>>16162160
>You can make more in one hour of day trading than 8 hours of wageslaving
What the fuck, how? I doubt you could start with $200 and go from there. At least wageslaving is consistent and reliable.
>>16162391
Once I save up some money then I will buy a newer used vehicle from craigslist. My car is from 1992.

>>16162414
Places that are hiring this time of year for certain:
Amazon FC
Walmart
UPS
Fedex
most major retail (although prob seasonal)

>>16162439
Ok I will start applying at those place online right now, thanks fren

>>16162160
If you get lucky and pick a random token that moons. Most of the time you'll just lose all your money.

>>16161853
If you worked for your parents you can definitely make a resume around that, just gotta word it well and be ready to explain. If all else fails just lie on your resume, for MOST wagie jobs they are not going to call references. YMMV

>>16161853
You can try
In my opinion its over glorified
Keep searching for something else or make something yourself

>>16161853
amazon.force.com

you if can prove you have a pulse and pass a shitty drug test they will hire you.