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>> No.16152134

This is now a chainlink price prediction thread. Trips decides link price EOY

>> No.16152138

66eoy

>> No.16152187

>>16152131
The ECB will bail them out and all the top goys will get a nice fat bonus

>> No.16152203

>>16152138
>tfw high was 33
you're probably right

>> No.16152205

>>16152187
EXACTLY! DB COLLAPSING WOULD BE A SYMBOL OF DEFEAT FOR THE EU AND THEY WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. IT IS LITERALLY FREE MONEY JESUS CHRIST. I'M ALL IN AND AFTER QUADRUPLING MY INVESTMENT I'M MOVING EVERYTHING INTO LINK AGAIN.BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP. BUY. THE. DIP.

>> No.16152221

>>16152134
$999 USD dollars

>> No.16152261
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>>16152131
It's been a pretty long dip....

>> No.16152454

>too big to fail
not this time. Rest in piss

>> No.16152555

>>16152221
>nearly checked, cleverly baste & offbyonepilled
Kek's mathematic humor is with us.
>link $1k eoy

>> No.16152559
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16152559

>>16152187
ECB said they can't help them back in July. Last month the German government said there will be no bailout.
DB is fucked.

>> No.16152568

>>16152555
>>16152221
Holy shit

>> No.16152575

>>16152261
Dead shitcoin

>> No.16152577

>>16152131
Is there literally any proof that DB is going under? Anything?

>> No.16152595

>>16152577
Quaterly report, full-blown EU investigation looming.
Declaring bankruptcy would be the best option at this point.

>> No.16152596

>>16152555
Amen

>> No.16152615

What if they do a bail in huh? What then mr Big Dick shareholder?

>> No.16152636

>>16152555
Firmly checked.

>> No.16152654

>>16152559
I'm going to trust German government dude !! Nothing that could possibly go wrong there

>> No.16152664

>>16152654
They don't have the money to bail DB out. The budget is fucked.

>> No.16152673
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>>16152221
>>16152555
Stinky digits

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>>16152221
Ooo u were 1 off, it's gonna be $1000 not$999
Ooo u were 1 off, it's>>16152222

>> No.16152706

>>16152595
>full-blown EU investigation looming
They will nationalize the bank because of it's importance and guarantee its obligations. they will eliminate the stock if anything.

>> No.16152791

>>16152706
That will cause massive capital flight.

>> No.16152819

They replied to zerohedge on twitter, like the legit corporate account that everyone can see.

Zerohedge article was for a “death watch”

DB commented “that’s utterly ridiculous”

Basically it’s confirmed there going tits up. No real company ducking replies that type of shit

>> No.16152823

>>16152131
Buy convertibles if they have them. Whenever banks/utilities get bailed out leftists want stockholders to suffer. You can capture all the upside while collecting dividends as the company gets restructured/reorganized.

>> No.16152838

>>16152131
fuck germanys little faggy bank. its kill or be killed. the germans dont even care about douche bank. they want the ecb to handle personal loans

there is nothing you can do to save them and time wasted here prevents you from getting real gains from crypto

i bet OP was one of those tards propping up argentinas peso only to cause inflation for argentina the likes of which they had never seen

>> No.16152849

>>16152791
> mr.goldberg runs a bank
> accumulates clients money, let's say 500B, spends it all
> frights the government that the money are gone and it would cause crisis if everyone is bankrupt all of sudden
> borrows government 500B to "bail him out" - buy his bags
> earns 500B+interest on 500B loan
that mechanism is basically all needed to know, all the hysteria in news is just circus

>> No.16152854

>>16152819
post link

>> No.16152865

>>16152838
>Germanys bank
DB has literally nothing to do with Germany mutt

>> No.16152871

>>16152791
If you are retarded bitch Merkel and her finance goons, which do you pick.

>capital flight
>actual depression, political assassinations and civil war

>> No.16152899

>>16152871
There will be no bail out.
No amount of fear mongering will work. Germany simply hasn't the means to pull it off, beside that DB has literally nothing to do with germany

>> No.16152928

>>16152899
I didn't say bail out. I said nationalize. They will literally anchor DB to Germany's ECB, eliminate some toxic assets, reduce/consolidate denbts, and guarantee people's assets.

>beside that DB has literally nothing to do with germany

A quick google search indicates to me that you are an arrogant, fat euro. DB is THE largest bank in Germany and the EU. 1.7 trillion in assets failing will collapse you to a depression and civil conflict. Just as CITIGroup failing would cause America to enter a recession and possible depression.

>> No.16152939

>>16152664
Look how they're going to do it anyway, fucking everybody else over in the process.

>> No.16152956

>>16152849
Except the government doesn't have these 50b anymore.

>> No.16152988

>>16152928
>The tax payer will save DB
no it will not happen, as you seem to understand it would needs to be done on the ECB level, therefor a qualified majority in the council would be needed, for which the Eastern European government would need to be on board, who will not agree. DB will simply fall down and die, be broken up and liquidated.
>DB is the largest bank
>Too big to fail goy
looks like you are one of the retards falling for ad slogans. btw, DB is not a bank, it is a casino

>> No.16153041

>>16152559
THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY BUT THEY WILL DO SOMWTHING ELSE. THEY ALREADY BROKE THE LAW IN THAT REGARD YEARS AGO WITH GREECE.

>>16152664
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>>16152706
SO CLOSE YET SO FAR OFF

>>16152838
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>> No.16153449

>>16152854
>https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1191736144519712770

>> No.16153585
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>>16152221
>>16152555
he's here

>> No.16153604
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>>16153449
AHAHA how desperate are these Krauts
The intern doesn't even know how to speak English properly

>> No.16153907

Should I be buying some puts senpai????

>> No.16153928

>>16152221
>>16152555
turbo checked, just bought 100k

>> No.16153939

>>16153907
I did. DB is not long for this world. That tweet response to ZeroHedge really underlines their desperate state.

>> No.16154047

>>16152131
Short the shit out of this garbage. Not long now before it dumps into oblivion.

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>>16152131
So have you checked other Banks that received bailout money, like ING in 2009? Wow bro you could like literally double your money with just a tinyyy risk ohwowowo. Faggot.

>> No.16154081

>>16152854
It’s legit, I’m remember seeing zerohedge retweet their reply

>> No.16154220

>>16153041
the /biz/ sticky says to not beg for money
go home you homeless junkie

>> No.16154262

>>16152134
$6

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16154279

>>16152131
Why do the germans pronounce it "Douche Bank"???
Explain this shit

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16154342

Too big to fail?

Doesnt it generate under 350 mil a year?

It's legit a similar size to a small city local no name bank in the US.

They legit had to pull out in NYC after posting 10 consec. years of losses on guessing on stocks.

DB is 100% a money laundering operation.

EU financial institutions are a bad joke.

>> No.16154919

>>16152261
>Imagine wagecucking from 18 to 38.
>Finally invest in the stock market.
>Go all in on Deutsche Bank at the peak.
>Present day, you are now 50 years old and you're still holding those shares.

What do you do?

>> No.16155995

>>16154919
Take your losses, and short that stock. They're never coming back.

>> No.16156020

>>16152559
It’ll be a long drawn out game of chicken, but ultimately I think the German government will fold

>> No.16156056

>>16152988
Can't Lagarde just pull of a 'good majority' just like Draghi did with QEthernity?

>> No.16156070

>>16152134
0.21

>> No.16156098

>>16154342
in net income but it's revenue and lending numbers are pretty fucking fat anon

>> No.16156103

>>16156098
https://www.db.com/ir/en/download/Deutsche_Bank_Annual_Report_2018.pdf

>> No.16156402

>>16156098
That's similar to the volume in crypto, seems impressive until you realize it's mostly fake.

>> No.16156560

>>16154919

Now imagine not investing in cryptos

>> No.16157840

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