/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16142306
slowly stroking my half kilo of gold

>>16142336
Lmao based and goldpilled

OP posted no proof+everyone has been saying that it'll die for ages. So if everyone keeps saying it every day, Eventually some retard will guess correctly.

I want to see OP put his money where his mouth is. S H O R T

>>16142306
Bullshit. To big to fail. Merkel and Lagarde would be bail it out.

here we go

it's spreading

>>16142778
>>16142790
Holy fucking shit! If this is real I can't imagine how violently the markets will react...

>>16142837
>if this is real
>if
its /pol/ and a tidal wave of three Twitter nomarks ffs. Not saying it won't, be surprised tho. There'd be ramifications, to say the least

>>16142837
I bet 100 Link that any day of any week a person could find literal who Twitards spouting the same nonsense.

>>16142306
how do i profit from this biz

>>16142891
Short db

10 y ago pro credit bank was everywhere here
in the past years they nuked all their offices and what's left if basically a clerk and a bunch of machines

>>16142876
> proceeds to show everyday normal 7% loss

kek

>>16142876
lmao the 5 year chart literally looks like a scam coin PnD

>>16142306
Eat shit and fuck off pol

>>16142901
they just be suspended tho

>>16142306

>>16142944
DB touches every major bank on the planet, do you not realize how massive it would be if they actually did file bankruptcy?

>>16142306
lmao same pattern, the charts never lie

>>16142778
>yfw 4chan is the "rumor mill" and this is all just a negative feedback loop.

>>16142964
no entirely, point was just about shorting shares of an impending bankruptcy = trading gets suspended, shares end up worthless and unsellable - not sure how that (specifically shorting in suspended/bankrupt scenario) works, is all

>>16142992
They would get Q status, but short positions are closed at the price of issued Q status if I remember correctly.

>>16142966
asuka is that you

I don't think this is true.
https://www.macroaxis.com/invest/ratio/DB--Probability-Of-Bankruptcy

>>16143247
I don't think YOU are true - so what do you say to that?

get ready to buy this week

>>16142778
That looks fake, the video is a fucking red neck trailer trash probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbUo1hb1ZVE&feature=youtu.be

>>16143247
That's just a probability, it doesn't prove anything
And regardless, 50% is pretty high

Cmom, look at this shit... meth head crazy trailer trash....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9rKfZRHA2c

Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
I am NOT ready!
FUCK!
I spend all my saving on assets!
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

IT'S FINALLY HERE

>>16143490
gosh, relax. It isn't real, ok. Not going to hear a meth head trailer trash... Things are going to crash in like 3 months or more.

>>16143516
They have been off putting the bust for 2 years now, it should have happend a long while ago. It sounds like broscience, but it's actually not, the longer you drag out a crash the bigger the explosion when it does crash.
2008 Took a few days, the next one, may only take hours and it's going to be one fucking big explosion.

>>16142306
It's impossible. There is a massive price support at 0€ that it can't break.

>>16142928

This entire website is pol. Leave.

>>16142306
finally
fuck the central kike

>>16143563
Ok, I might get fucked, but I believe this isn't true. The source isn't reliable. Good luck getting crazy to deal with this situation.

>>16142306
>he think DB going bankrupt will have a HINT of an effect on global markets
We are far far too deep into the clown hole anon. Maybe in a rational world.

if they really play this card then for obvious reasons. you can lay off a lot of people without compensation, restruction is easier, probably done in close contact with ecb and government

So tired of these bullshit larps

>>16143631
You might get fucked? We are all fucked. We are looking at the great depression, sqaured. World and local politics will be an absolute shit flinging shitfest

>>16143631
>The source isn't reliable.
The source is /pol/, and an xrp shill on Twitter for Purposes of Official Internet Rumor Verification. /pol/s record for the week this far is also Seattle 1, /pol/ 0
>jus sayin

futures are up, thanks retards

>remember, remember
yeah right lmao

>>16143708
It's on their site
https://www.db.com/ir/de/download/Deutsche_Bank_FI_Call_Q3_2019_results.pdf

>>16143698
Whatever, just shill dude. We are in the verge of losing nothing. We already live in shit right now, things need a reset anyway.

>>16143743
I still have a 60k mortage to pay off, I have a lot to lose my friend. If I lose this house I will unironically shoot myself

>>16143698
>We are looking at the great depression, sqaured. World and local politics will be an absolute shit flinging shitfest

Cool.

>>16143731
So only found the word bankruptcy once. What do you found out in that pdf?

>>16143731
If you show me a sentence in that says 'btw, we announce bankrott morgen' in that fucking pdf, I'll drive you to Munich (fuck Frankfurt) and buy you a beer + schnitzel anon
>>16143765
indeed

>>16143754
Go live in a car dude, things aren't going to change that much. Why do you care soo much about that house anyway? Don't shoot yourself it isn't going to solve anything, stop been a man-child. Even if everything gets fucked everything still going to turn out alright. You don't need a house, you only need friends and family, other things will come naturally.

I've known this was inevitable for years but now it's happening I am still stunned.

Even if the rumor is not true, it's enough to destroy the bank with the state it is.

>>16143809
>that's right goy! you don't need anything at all! enjoy your pod living and protein bar made of cockroaches!

>>16143770
Hey lets do this next month? would be nice, do you have any money left?

Should i go all in on nov 8 $7.00 DB shorts? TELL ME. Robinhood says no buyers, will I go GUH?

>>16143826
what, I drive + pay ?
maybe, money no longer exists next month anon
>or maybe /pol/ are full of it. again

>>16143821
You guys are really materialists, how do you even cope with day trading or investing money? You are liable to lose it all. How can you buy and sell knowing you can loose it all?

>>16143765
>>16143770
Ok, I may have lapred a little, but this pdf shows their revenue/profitabillity is in the fucking gutter

>>16143809
Nah man. I have nothing to live for without this. All my energy and hapiness went into it.

>>16143860
big difference with trading and long term investing

>>16143864
Honestly, don't spend you time and energies in things that you can lose. I spent all my time in energy in education, I am pursuing an academic career. No one can take my knowledge from me. Even if I am poor broke, I still will know how to code and build models of the world.

>>16142876
what are earnings

>>16143913
Your skill is entirely useless if the the power grid ever gives up

ANOTHER GAY FSGGOT LARP

ITS ALL SO TIRESOME

>>16143834
you must ask yourself, why are there no buyers?

>>16144135
>no buyers

>>16144289
Huge sell signal

>>16143817
>Even if the rumor is not true, it's enough to destroy the bank with the state it is.
Uhhhh, we memed vitalik to be dead and crashed ETH.
What if, listen what if we involve /pol/ in this?

>>16144289
>buying back the shares so he can sell them at an inflated price

>>16144324
someone already beat you to it

HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING

>>16144324
>Uhhhh, we memed vitalik to be dead and crashed ETH.

This did not happen. ETH was already in the middle of a bear market when those posts first appeared.

>>16144335
a german would never do something that dumb and put in risk the entire human civilization

>>16144445
I see what you did there

'Is this the 99th time you faggots have "predicted" a crash, I have been reading about crashes here since before I opened my investment account, I literally made 4 times my money over 3 years so even if we got completely justed and the SPY lost 50% I would still have double my money,

Fucking retards stop reading zerohedge, they have predicted 200 out of the last 2 crashes.

>>16144454
last time it was an austrian
austrian pr is excellent they convinc3d the world hitler was german and mozart austrian

>>16144784
sorry beethoven not mozart lol

>>16142990
If pol & biz can start a rumor that starts a bank run then DB was in dire straights regardless and it was just a matter of time that something pop the bubble.

>>16142778
Ahhhh i had a few buy puts on them and I closed most of the position today!!!! To add fuel to the fire I went nearly all in on selling short terms puts on other companies, that should earn me money IF earnings aren't garbage and the company doesn't spontaneously file bankruptcy.


Ahhhhhh if this is true I have some of the worst timing. Buy puts expecting a crash for a while. Finally buy calls and sell puts, many today to recover some of my losses, AND you're telling me this starts TOMORROW!!! I really hope not otherwise Im gonna lose a lot of money :( could close all those positions though but thats just reacting on instinct, which has screwed me over several times on the stock market

>>16143563
I really hope not within the next month. I literally closed out most of my puts on deutsche bank...today. To add fuel to the fire I sold a lot of put options. They expire before the end of the month, BUT if deutsche bank collapses I'm gonna LOSE a lot, several thousands. Wony even be able to attempt to catch the bottom of the crash or close to it if I have a bunch of oberpriced stocks that I refuse to sell.

I have 24 ounces of premium silver scheduled to arrive on the 6th... it's going to make it here right?

>>16144135
Because I’m smart and robinhood is full of people like controlthenarrative?

>>16144837
This

>DB was up almost 4% today
>My calls are up 75%

Huh. Some crash.

>>16145014
What retailer did you use? And yes it'll probably make it.

>>16145355
jmbullion

>>16142306
Fuck DB. Project Veritas tomorrow 9am EST and epstein is how I am preparing

>>16142778
>>16142790
>>16142831
Nice fake news shill bot accounts. I'm sure Craig and Don't Speak have the inside scoop.

>>16143666
checked

It's 5:30 AM in Frankfurt

Are there canned chicken tenders ?

Morning in Germany. If bankruptcy isn't in the news by now, it seems unlikely this is happening today.

>>16142790
>DB Gunna Crash
>Buyed XRP
I would trust my dog over this tard

My uncle works at douche bank, his manager just jumped off SECOND FLOOR!! SELL SELL SELL

>>16142306

The horrid atrocity that is DB will get bailed out by Germany or the EU. Mark my fucking words. It's got a tentacle reach all of the world. Too dangerous for it to go under. It would set off a major domino effect that is beyond your ability to conceive.

I'd go even as far as to say it will merge with/acquire some cucked UK banks that go under in the next major correction. Lloyd's being the first one that comes to mind.

>>16142306
> Deutsche bank filed for bankruptcy
> Hearing about it the next day
> Not literally moments later
Christ you're retarded.

>>16142306
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/claim-germany-s-deutsche-bank-has-reportedly-filed-bankruptcy

>>16146613
Secondly, if this is true and ruins my AMRN position I will kill a small child with a larger child and then kill that child as well.

>>16146614
>podunk radio show
>no court filings

seems legit

>>16146614
>halturnerradioshow
anon. what the fuck
>>16146605
DB already swallowed some otherwise perfectly functional banks, Postbank, etc. Is there corporate banking arm not separate anyway, or, why don't they just hive off whatever owns this 75B derivatives shitpile or w/e, and let it fester somewhere without stinking up the rest ? afaik, thats (exacty) what everyone else does/did

>>16146614
>HITS: 14714
On that link

>>16146605
what about HSBC
I dont want to lose all my shekels

>>16142964
>>16142964
>>16142964
>do you not realize how massive it would be if they actually did file bankruptcy?
Which is why it’s not happening.
You really think the euroZone would allow it?

DB is the biggest systemic risk to the modern financial world. You could make this relationship chart with anyone, but DB's ailing nature makes it the biggest contributor to systemic risk.

They also have a lot of shit, complete garbage, in their books.

>>16146605
Wouldn't it be fun and funny as fuck though? DB doing a Lehman has been my wet dream since 2015 when their problems with credit derivatives started.

>>16146605
german gov. tried to force a merger with Commerzbank but they took one look at DB books and ran for the hills

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/25/business/deutsche-bank-commerzbank-merger/index.html

>>16146653
HSBC looks bullish with the HK/China situation, put half of your account in Deutsche Bank and you'll be fine.

>>16146632
You don't need a bank to ruin your AMRN position. AMRN will do that on their own.

You fell for their vaporware hype.

>>16146991
If I recall correctly, they've canceled bonuses for their employees 2, maybe 3 years, running? An unheard of occurrence in the world of banking. The absolute state.

>>16143715
This. So either the rumor isn't true or the US market does not care.

>>16144802

Austrian and German meant nothing back then. They were basically the same, it was before modern states and during the HRE period.

>>16147071
I would not put it past DB to have manufactured the FUD themselves. This would give a new and quite literal meaning to the phrase "laughing all the way to the bank". These bastards makes for a fascinating case study.

>>16147065
They also cut jobs in the thousands every quarter

>>16147071
DBK opened up on DAX so the FUD is bullshit.

>>16142306
good

This is fake.... nothing on the news.

It's 10:30am in Dutch. Don't the markets and news open early for banks?

>>16147190
DB is up like 1% premarket.

>>16147096
no you retard they were two different empires that only allied against the russian-french threat.

>>16147340

No, this is pre-WW1 you mongoloid. I'm talking about Mozart, the one who famously is called Austrian not German. Beethoven was German.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart%27s_nationality