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are you and your gf white? based if so

>>16138613
Yes we are

lol reminds me of 2012 when the same happened with my hot ex gf

the stain is still there to this day and i just reminisce about it

>>16138602
>she got up and my coom leaked out of her vagina
What? Is this a thing? I always assumed it got absorbed by the vagina into the eggs

>>16138613
I'm black and fucking three different non black women(2 latinas and curly redhead white). Am I based?

I officially get more sexual satisfaction jacking off myself than with actual sex with a woman.

I am broken

>>16138602
Patricians choice of meme kek

>>16138640
Why do nigger men hate nigger women so much?

Whenever a nigger gets any money, he's finding himself a white girl, asian girl, or latina... and will only pick a nigger woman last?

Why do you niggers hate yourselves so much?

>>16138636
The liquid is expelled

>>16138640
nah youre black.

>>16138640
Every single one of these larps if it has a modicum of truth to it, always refers to some 5/10 land whale

Fuck off retard

>>16138636
Lol holy shit

>>16138602
Saint Laurent Suede Harness boots?

>>16138636
>he doesn't watch creampie porn
not going to make it

>>16138640
sorry to break it to you like dis DeShawn, buh dat readhead ain' white

>>16138675
Probably because black women are known to not give any fucks and give more grief to their men. Hard to date anyone with the kind of attitude that most of them have. Also have sex incel

>>16138636
have

>>16138640
12 white, 1 asian, 1 native american.american. It doesn't matter to me though. I just live to coom (and coom to live)
>>16138648
It's probably the porn, that was my problem at least.

>>16138602
Cool. I cream my wife on a literal daily basis. Get on my level.

>tfw blew my load in this chicks mouth yesterday
>tfw probably gonna do it again today
just a different breed of coomer, really

>>16138675
So you know how awful white women are, imagine that but times 10, loud and smelly

>>16139151

gib.

>>16139209
tell her to send me more pics then

>>16138687
Nah, she's skinny as fuck with pancake butt.

>>16138687
Why would somebody larp about coom boots?

>>16138640
Nah you're just a subhuman monkey

>>16139151
She looks horrible, but I guess it's all pink on the inside. You do you anon.

>>16139151
Looks like fun.

My gf is 17 so I can’t coom in her yet :(

>>16139151
Are you the faggit that keeps bragging about this fat Persian slag.

>>16139435
>she looks horrible
cope
>implying you wouldn't a 32H stacked 5'2 persian chick with child bearing hips
>who gives amazing head and likes to take her time and slow down and drag it out
>great sense of humor, loves "git the fuck outta mah country y'immigrant" type jokes
>just finished portal and portal 2 with you, speaks 7 languages, down to do basically anything, plays board and video games, sexually inexperienced when you met her, thinks you're just the bomb cause she basically only knew shitty people and you both make her feel comfortable and give her lots of orgasms
>sneaks in your room after your roommates are asleep and sucks you off
>rocks her hips if you tuck your dick between her thighs when you're spooning
>messages you saying she came up with a new technique for her tongue when she was sucking a lollipop
>squeeze those tiddies together and use them as a pillow any time
>she's real shy, so get to be the only person to admire her flat tummy and massive tits in a tight shirt
>doesn't wanna marry or even date
trust me dude, it's all pink on the inside, but realistically it's a better arrangement than I could have even fathomed I'd get. she isn't a 10/10 in the face, but fuck me if I don't feel fantastic to be able to blow a load in her mouth and go "well fuck, I definitely support immigration now."

>>16138602
its so hot watching your cum drip out. god i wish i had a gf

>>16139474
seethe harder jelly faggot

>>16139549
Cope.
She’s ugly dude. Get over it

>>16139612
see
>>16139601

>be boomer
>date wealthy professional with rich family
>she talks about wanting kids even if we dont work out
>might be my only chance to create a spawn into a rich family
>cum into her twice
>realize afterwards shes actually extremely unstable
i got tricked

>>16139632
The only thing that jelly is her disgusting body

>>16139656
>t. seething incel
other guys are blowing loads in curvy immigrant chicks and you're not. get over it homie.

>>16139271
>>16139151

IMAGINE THE UNDER TIT SMELL

>>16139699
Why would I want to blow my load in a disgusting bitch. Raise your standards a bit my dude.
I remember two years ago I was desperate so I went after those chicks as well until I realized how gross they were.
Hope you grow up fellow /biz/bro

>>16139647
BAITED SON. You must now live with the vile spawn you have created with this woman for the rest of your life.

tits from fatso not real tits, its a fat into tits

>>16139750
>why would I even want what makes you feel like a fucking king?
you're allowed to want what you want, but you recognizing my posting about my busty fwb from coom threads and shitting on me because you're arbitrarily deciding that my choice of women to conquer makes me worse of a person somehow really confirms you as an incel.
basically,
>those grapes are sour >:(
>>16139741
not as much as you'd expect, she can have nipple orgasms though so those are fun.

>have wife but semi afraid to cum in her because one kid is enough
>cum on her tits instead

true redpill is being able to afford everything in the store and buying nothing

>>16138602
You need to have sex my dude

>>16138640
my black neighbor has a white gf too.
she's also 300lbs

>>16139151
>>16139271
this is obese

>>16139151
Black guy here. You white guys seriously wouldn't fuck this? Hot mama those tits are perfect. Niggles figgles.

>>16140011
big tits on fat chicks don't count
also there's no way she wipes properly so be prepared for ass stink to drift up