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Watch this absolute dipshit go -45,000% in seconds.

Listen to that god awful gulp.

Youtube: /watch?&v=A-tNkuYV4_Q

>> No.16111326

Not watching that but kek

>> No.16111331

WSB****** fuck me

>> No.16111337

Invested on safex
Got scammed

>> No.16111345

>>16111337
I believe it was Robinhood

>> No.16111367

The original reddit post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dpnzup/i_recorded_todays_marketopen_and_the_instant/

>> No.16111398

>>16111316
How the fuck do you lose money on a put? Isn't the whole point of a put to minimize risks?

>> No.16111431

>>16111398
He is a wizard, it seems

>> No.16111448

>>16111316
Put up the link you retard

>> No.16111469

>>16111398
It's just the opposite of a call. Lrn2options

>> No.16111472

>AWW JEEZE GUY I DON'T KNOW, I CAN DO MAYBE 3 DOLLAHS?

>> No.16111479

>>16111448
NO U

And ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=A-tNkuYV4_Q

>> No.16111485
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>>16111398
he managed to do naked puts though a robinhood loophole. looks like the guy has a white daddy and an asian mom

>> No.16111489

>>16111316
Not a loss until you sell


Just hodl it'll bounce

>> No.16111497

>>16111469
It is, but put and call are supposed to be low-risk variants of short and long, because you don't actually buy the assets and shouldn't be able to be liquidated.

>> No.16111500

What app did he lose all that on? Should shill it to biz.

>> No.16111505

>>16111326
Listen to the sound when his fate is sealed

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>>16111472

>> No.16111513
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>>16111489
You can practically hear the cries of despair from a thousand echoing pink wojacks in the past coming from this post.

>> No.16111520

>>16111500
Robinhood

>> No.16111530
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>>16111489

>> No.16111532

>>16111316

>puts
>on apple
lmao.

>> No.16111536

>>16111520
No wonder.

>> No.16111553

>>16111485
>Hey dear, ya know theres something not quite right about our son
>what mean?

Every kekking time.

>> No.16111835
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>> No.16111846

>>16111472
My gf just did that in eviction court. We got a cheaper appt that's nicer and pay $50 a month to pay off like $1600

>> No.16111857

>>16111316
Imagine if he bought LINK instead.

>> No.16111865

>betting on earnings without insider info
nope

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>>16111316
>Listen to that god awful gulp.
he got BODIED
the wind got knocked out of him

>> No.16111912

>>16111902
What's the time stamp on the GULP? I watched that video twice and didn't hear anything.

>> No.16111921

>>16111912
are you deaf?

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>>16111912
>What's the time stamp on the GULP? I
unironically
42 seconds in

>> No.16111942

>>16111316
>being this much of a degenerate.

>> No.16112008

he just put 2k and managed tu have 25x leverage. the average biztard couldnt do it

>> No.16112058

>>16111846
your gf sounds really based
good on you, anon

>> No.16112085

>>16111921
I skipped past that part until I saw that huge drop on the graph, which made me laugh uncontrollably. Thought that was the focal point of the vid.

>>16111937
Kek, thanks.

>> No.16112126

>>16111497
good man, it's the right to, no obligation.