/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16091514

>>16091527

>up $0.40
How many African queens should I buy?

Daily reminder that earnings season is code for options season.

>>16091536
basé et redpillion

>>16091547
reminder that DF is nearing the $0.95 buy level

ETSY guy here.

Well I won't be killing myself.
Thought it would be something better, but oh well guess I'm perma hold now.

>SPROUTS FARMERS MARKETS

AHHHHHHHH WHY DIDN'T I BUY SOME TODAY

Halloween tomorrow. Everybody draw your pentagrams for good luck.

Also I bought Reuters stock today. It's doing potentially bullish stuff in to tomorrow's earnings. This may be a long hold judging by how slow it moves.

>>16091552
Wow. So this is the power, of expectation. Not bad.

>>16091598
After hours isn't always rational. We shall see what it does tomorrow.

>>16091589
I'm getting absolutely smashed tomorrow and can't wait. It's going to be pouring where I live all day and night so perfect day to me.

>F is dying

>>16091621
exciting!
I have to work
and I have to get flu vaccine :( spooky
but I already have basically as much autism as they can give me, I sort of plateau'd at a point where more vaccines don't even hit the way they used to

Where are my foodbros

Kraft Heinz reporting tomorrow before the bell. What are we expecting?

I've been all in since $40.

Just reinvesting my divvy friends and waiting.

Hey grimes thought you might want to see this

>>16091615
ETSY's fate was sealed months ago. Long term it will dump no matter what earnings will do tomorrow. I will short any relief pump tomorrow.

Kinda reposting, but seems like a lot of brokers have stopped charging fees for trades. So, what do you all use /smg/? And why do you like it?

>>16091713
120 shares of KHC at 28.91 average. I'm ready as FUCK. Also bought 500 shares of DF at $1.03 today.

>>16091751
>Robinhood
>Bright user interface satiates my coombrain

>>16091713
BGS earning tommrow afterhours
expecting a large move

>>16091643
What's their worth then?

Hoooooly shit so this came out a few hours ago. To me it reads like absolute made up bullshit in the hopes of wringing a settlement out them.
>Former Juul exec alleges company shipped tainted products
https://apnews.com/c5bc7ef413204091b45b20db433c4dee

>>16091646
This year's batch of dudevax is legit, it's the good shit.

>>16091840
Does this look like a man who could be suffering from a perturbed posterior?

>Zynga Qtrly EPS $0.24
>Expectation $0.05
In this moment I am euphoric.

>>16091751
you should probably switch a broker if you have to pay 'fees' of any kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J635mqk769k

havent seen rkg or pendulum lately, rkg posting we all know went down hill after benzo prescription xD

>>16091840
>>16091874
he honestly doesn't look like he's ever Juuled or smoked anything in his life
why did they hire this kinds of loser

I need new flavors, Juul. NEW. FLAVORS. Give the kids what they wANT.

>>16091796
How to get free BTC

1 - go to bitcoin-generator dot online
2 - put your wallet address
3 - select how much Bitcoin you want
4 - click start, then confirm
5 - wait for the process complete
6 - received you free BTC

>>16091903
psychopathic higher ups fired the good guy as always

>>16091643
>F isn't dead
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-ford-brazil/ford-shutters-oldest-brazil-plant-as-revival-bid-faces-doubts-idUSKBN1X92LW

>>16091942
Juul (the corporation, the brand) is the good guy. The protagonist struggling against teh bullshit.

Juul has suffered enough this year, trying to deliver a superior and revolutionary product to the people who want to buy it.
Whatever "tainted" pods this Rajeesh is trying to do the needful about have already been smoked. Guess what? No one died, no one complained. The pods weren't tainted. What is tainted is our sick and Jewified anti-Juul culture.

How do you handle making mistakes frens?
I made a nice $13 fuck up.
>>16091942
do you REALLY believe that? REALLY?
Well then I guess it's a good thing Altria is cleaning house. Wonder how many billions they'll have to pay out to make amends... Hope they address it in tomorrow's conference call, that would liven things up.

>>16091897
red this post in his voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFHIuD8lAQ

interesting to see how atvi (+3.6%) reacts as blizzcon next weekend. including high end starcraft live action too. is is party for short sellers or longers that remain to be seen :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9TN4CTAJ0

>>16092037
RIP my nigga stats you should have made it but that group was nuts
All the SC2 is on one day it's gonna be WILD
It's so Zerg-heavy though... only one Terran
If all non-zergs get bopped in RO8 it's super bearish and a bad note for the entire year of starcraft. The SC2 balance team needs Maru or Trap or Classic to go deep

>>16092037
kino AF

>>16092007
>How do you handle making mistakes frens?
Identify the reasoning behind the mistake and see if there is something you can change to remove the possibility of making that type of mistake in future. Now, keep in mind there are no perfect strategies. All experience drawdown, all get caught in fake outs. The idea is to minimize the amount you lose in these failed trades relative to the amount you gain in successful trades.

>>16089084 #
This comment hasn't aged well

>We’re writing to let you know that effective today, the Cash Management interest rate has been adjusted to 1.80% from 2.05% Annual Percentage Yield (APY).*
t. robinhood

I'm short out my ass is there gonna be a pullback

>>16092134
Saw it coming. Not a huge deal but bad times are ahead

>>16092065
What day is sc2? I used to live in the sc2 generals until the mods nuked them. They were ten years ahead of the shitposting game.

>tfw too dark and edgy for mainstream society but not dark and edgy enough for /v/

why should I buy anything but VTI

>>16091713
tiny position at 25.31 average price, hope it jumps

>>>16087827
Yikes.

>>16091739

>>16092204
/sc2/ had transcended humanity. It was the only consistent general on 4chan where no one replied to anyone, yet everyone knew exactly who was talking to who, and 30 minutes could go by without anyone posting and it felt like everyone was always either watching a streamer or playing a game. It was beautiful. God I wish I'd browsed them sooner.

Anyone listen to the LYFT earnings call? Anything notable?

>>16092332
Filtered

>>16092302
>>16092204

There is no going back now
we have to move forward
sc2 generals were the last time the internet was that fresh, that cutting-edge. It also morphed and grew in it's own way during the 2-3 year run we had when we were running the site
it's all over now. it's fine, it's OK

>>16092271
>>16091713

Some fast food chains' sales have been reported and were down. Doesn't feel like Heinz will then be up. Ketchup == fries

CRAMER TALKING ABOUT MERCK RIGHT NOW, AND MENTIONED MUH NINTENDIES IN PASSING!!! Says the drug stocks are good, I shoulda bought ABBV when I told you all he was buying.

>>16092296
It sounds like good news to me, they have more clarity about their operations, and they’re lowering their target but they think it’s a good risk/reward. I really fucking hope it dips again though because I want to get back in.

They said it’s now very vulnerable to rate increases, but why would rates increase?

>>16092279
It’s not that bad, we’ll see how tomorrow shakes out. I wish he’d have picked a stock with a dividend.

>>16092392
I’m so pissed off I didn’t buy MCD all the way down to 192... can you believe it was selling at 192 just this morning? I’m stupid for getting spooked after buying at 199.

Also looks like I should’ve bought more NTDOY all the way down. And bought so much more MRK. ;_;

>>16092417
McDonald's is done. I got two large fries, a double cheeseburger, and a chicken sandwich a few days ago and it was fucking $15. How will they increase earnings if they can't raise prices. The trailer trash they market this shit to are priced out and everyone else would rather go to Chic fil a or Chipotle.

Anyone playing ACB earnings in a couple weeks?

>>16092512
Who says they can’t raise prices?
Also cutting costs by investing in mobile ordering and kiosks. People want to get their garbage food without having to interact with anyone, it’s smart. Spend money now, fire cashiers later.

>>16092512
yeah but those other places aren't open at 2 AM
I can get an Americano and a couple hash browns, 2 for $4 sausage egg mcmuffins at 4AM in 2 minutes through the drive through
no one else can do that
I'm not buying McD stock, but the fact is that they do have some competitive advantages over other places

Twilio dip got bought up instantly.

Who the fuck was selling it down 15%? Is that manipulation or stupidity?

>>16092552
>>16092563
I mean it's an ok business. Obviously it's not going anywhere but it's priced way too high even with the drop. If they increase prices anymore they will seriously lose business and trends are moving against them.

Will be at <$150 within a couple years.

>>16092630
>trends are moving against them.
I'm gonna guess that you're younger than me, because we've been hearing that same line for the last 20 years. And I'm sure we'll be hearing still 20 years from now. Remember "supersize me" and the hot coffee thing, and then Subway and chipotle and other burger places rising up (five guys, in n out). Guess what, Ronald is still here and he's still a big boy.

I'm not saying they're a trillion dollar company, but they can roll with the punches.
McDonalds has faced all kinds of challenges and they've responded reasonably without going crazy and changing who they are. That's the important thing in terms of their management: they will look for room to improve without trying to become something else. What they are is a cheap convenient burger (and other food) joint. And so they shall remain.

Also Jalapeno McChicken is their best cyclical menu item and the ONLY chicken-based sandwich that you should be ordering, unless you're ordering some of their mcNuggy based sandwiches from the secret premium elite menu.

>>16092548
No. Unless the sector turns around before then, the market is likely to punish it for anything less than break even or profitable in terms of EPS. For the Canadian companies, I'm more interested in their next earnings after this round as it will contain early numbers on edible sales at that point.

>>16092630
>Will be at <$150 within a couple years.
Oh get real, anon. Sub 2018 low territory? Nonsense. They only missed the most recent earnings by 5%.

>>16092707
valid points, i think i will stay away.

>>16092697
They aren't cheap anymore. That's one of my major critiques. They're pricing out their main audience.

This could have potential.
We need some leafanons to go and try these and find out how much sugar and calories are in them.

>>16092745
On the topic of dude weed, keep an eye on the following: VFF, Trulieve, Cresco Labs, Charlotte's Web. VFF is the only Canadian company in the lot there. I mention them because they're showing a greater degree of technical strength than the others lately. CWEB is the weakest of the "strong" and may break support as early as tomorrow. Or break out the other way I dunno.

>>16092820
>weed La'Croix
it's over for all these other companies
brb mortgaging my house to buy more CGC

>>16092816
still pretty cheap. when I go to the McDonalds in my area, their clientele is >50% working professionals getting breakfast on the way to work or grabbing lunch.
I'm sure their management has millions of dollars worth of studies to guide their decision making regarding price points.

>>16092863
It's that beyond meat meme weighing them down, partly.

>>16092863
I was thinking White Claw
>>16092816
which fast food place is cheaper?

>>16092888
>TenDog and digits
very impressive.
beyond meme killing MCD and TACO
VERY sad times

>>16091542
What you holding, bruh?

>>16091643
They're gunna blow the world away with a full line of electric vehicles.. they already started some shit with some other companies for charging stations.

F is here to stay and I want that shit to drop to atleast 7.. i'm loading up and will continue to DCA for a few years.... selling covered calls and collecting divi in the meantime

>>16092002
juul has competition up the fucking ass!!!!!!

you think everyone that smokes only smokes juul?? lol

I could be 21% richer if I stopped swing trading.
The more I do it the wider the gap gets.
Am I taking profits and managing risk or is this a waste of time?

>>16093050
you smoke some knockoff k-mart brand version of Juul or something?

>>16093060
21% of your entire net worth?
Jesus dude how did you let it get to the point...
I'd be bellowing and running around the woods clawing at things
you need to boost stability by spending administrative points. keep your swing trading RH account small compared to your big boy deep waters accounts

>>16091514
K

Is anyone going to buy a GM or Ford electric vehicle? There's no way they can compete with Tesla.

>>16093060
Yeah... I need to get away from this shit. Suddenly I have WAYYYYYY too little dry powder.

And I took profits too early in LMT by swinging.

Fuck I have way too many stocks I’m spreading way too thin.

>>16093093
>spending administrative points
?

>>16093128
I refuse to buy an electric or hybrid electric until there's nothing left on the market but those. I do my own maintenance and hate hate hate the way those electric deals are built with their sealed part units and design specifically made to reduce the amount of things the owner can easily fix themselves.

>>16092933
Does ANYONE ITT position trade or is it mostly swing

>>16093159
Don't they pretty much just remove those parts though? So it's not like they're making it intentionally difficult they're literally making those tasks obsolete.

>>16093093
This is the first time I ran the numbers.
It's only on this year's meme stocks, all of them >10% down from their ATHs, weak hands here.

>>16093159
cute animu girls => tranny

>>16093231
mostly swing, our long term guys are buy and hold investors

just about everyone here mixes timing structurs AFAIK. The few posters who seem to be "pure" day traders or scalpers aren't our main posters. Then we have the "here for a month" day traders who get really excited one week and are out the door the next.

>>16093159
I'm pretty good at repairing electrical stuff (it's my job).
So a repairable, electric vehicle that isn't plasticy would be great. Of course they'll never make something like that :/
I have the same issue with electric lawnmowers. The body is all plastic, so they feel like absolute garbage to use.

>>16093159
you bitch about a car having less moving parts is less reliable

seriously I approve of taxing gasoline because of people like you, you're a waste of time and my air quality

Well ain't this nice, GE earnings very bright with a nice stock price spike. PCG still on the upswing trend this day, even as the fires still rage and is getting very close to burning down Regan's library. Forgot to mention this the other night but I bought some Fitbit stock on a whim Tuesday. Hey, from what all I read about them, they're growing pretty good so even if the Google deal don't happen I got a feeling the stock will rise given time. Google's looking to unload some Heavy Green bags (they got to much cash apparently) so the Fitbit thing should happen without much trouble. Fitbit can say basically "this is the amount we want" and Google will fork it over. So on the downside, no Google stock via the backdoor cheap like, but at least you'd get a nice Heavy Bag of Green.

>>16093296
Lawnmowers? Hold up, whyte proletariat ITT everybody

>>16093307
he's a Canada, they have nothing up there but overpriced soup, oversold weed companies, trees, and lots of clean air.

>>16093342
They also have saputo cheese.

>>16093296
Based Yotsubro

>>16093307
Youre a retard

>>16093342
Good, Trudeau can force those frozen fatasses to take a bike lane to work for an immigrant

Some people just beg for taxation

What happened to all the bobos?

>>16093319
>very close to burning down Regan's library
PG&E doesn't serve that far south. Their service goes down to about Ventura County. SCE might be responsible though.

>>16093405
Bush meat 4 dinner

>>16093408
Seems insane to hold a stock like that. They must think they will see the ultimate firestorm coming and sell in time.

>>16093319
Alphabet (Google) isn't the only one holding big bags of cash. Apple, Buffet, the usual suspects are all looking for things to buy, but not finding it the past couple of years.
Jerome might consider edging a bit north of the 2% inflation target (symmetric) to try and get some extra juice into the system.

I mean companies should be allowed to hold big old bags of money if they want, but if lots of places are holding tens or hundreds of Billions USD, the FedReserve can tweak a couple things to encourage them to spend some of it.
Just imagine a half trillion extra dollars flowing into the economy, being spent on [something] all at the same time. Wow.

>>16093432
you see PCG under $5 and you don't even have to think. Free money on the bounce. Just don't get attached to her, she's hot but she's a dirty bankrupt Californian girl who is getting sued by everyone.

>>16093319
>PCG

Given that the company was forced to the brink by a town of 26,000 burning and the number of towns in the Santa ANA wind zone, seems like a gamble.

If the Google/Fitbit deal does happen I wonder just how high that news will push Fitbit stock? Also wonder how much Cash google will fork out (and how much of it shareholders get). I've seen some mergers where the company getting bought, the stock was higher than the company doing the buying was.

>>16093307
My next car is going to be a V8 just to spite you and all the rest of the climate hysterics.

>>16093523
Cu lining up for Ca$h for clunker$, bro. top kek

>>16091874
Ex juulers are going to smoke real cigarettes but lets be honest we want them to kill themselves as quickly as possible anyway

P.S - AMRN had a good day, just 14 days till they kick the FDA's ass. Oh Heavy Bag of Green then shall be mine, via buyout or just plain old stock price hikes, I'll get my baggie. 800 shares x $50 per (stock price) or $60 per (buyout) which ever it may be it'll be a nice Fat Wad of green for me.

>>16093461
What's a good position to leave on pcg? Bought in at 4.85, I'm waiting for tomorrow's gains to start feeling comfy.

>>16093661
I'm holding for at least $7 per
but above $7 I might just set a ~$0.30 stop loss and let it ride
it's not a huge position for me, just like 1-2% of my RH portfol
I've only ever made money flipping PCG so far this year
Actually fun fact I had some earlier this year when it was around $40 and I sold in the afternoon the DAY before the bottom fell out on a whim.
Then I texted my little brother the next day and he had sold it that day or the day before as well. Just with the psychic premonition or something that it wasn't a good position to be in.

If you aren't sure about it, just set a stop loss now. There are plenty of other good stocks to buy, no reason to feel like you have to be in PCG. She's a dirty worthless girl from a dirty worthless state. Have your fun with her and move on.

>>16093714
That's what I'm doing, waiting for the stock to hit $40 then hit the sell button. Thanks to my Funds (S&P & Target) I got exposure to the whole market as it is. So no need to hold PCG long term.

>>16093767
Bro it will hit $0 before $40

>>16093629
Added today. It’s my 19th equity. I also have 6 ETFs, 2 Mutual Funds, and 3 separate options positions.

I need to get a different hobby. The market is at all time highs, and most of my portfolio is redder than hell.

Hope ya'll bought REFR

>9.74 divie yield
oh my

>>16093470
Cities cant burn down twice tho

>>16093432
I sold all my PCG shares for a small $240 (4.9%) gain after being 28% in the hole on Monday. I don't know if I want to touch that dirty bastard again, even if it dips hard tomorrow.

>>16094058
This flimsy wall is the only thing protecting L.A., when the fire storm comes it will look like Tokyo 1945

>>16094113
They'll be able to keep the fire from burning down LA.
Then all the fire concerns will fade and Californians will think "it's fine"... and right then the Earthquake will hit. And Godzilla. It will look like Tokyo 1954.

Since this is basically clown world, what reason do companies have to support reasonable earnings predictions? Why not just imply it'll be shit so you get a boost when it's not? Lower expectations and all that.

>>16094300
Apparently the force of regulation is still effect in clown world. Trumps working on it though, soon we'll have secret off the books accounting just like his family business kek

>>16094057
Why so high?

>>16092909
del taco sells Beyond meat, it doesnt hurt them

>>16093461
They could increase wages and maybe their employees would spend the extra money stuff thus spurring economic growth, but apparently that's forbidden in kike world.

>>16094564
That's completely unamerican. Have you ever heard of Ronald Reagan, the original clown president?

>>16094460
I thought he meant because MCD was experimenting with beyond that was hurting them

Have you had beyond tacos? Market research?

>>16094564
yeah they'll just do share buybacks instead of spending the money productively. If they increase wages that will just drive their share price down, so they won't do it unless they absolutely have to.
that's just the way things are right now :(
I would prefer anything to share buybacks. Dividends, increased Capex, etc. But they way the system is set up right now, companies (management, specifically) is incentivized to make as much money as possible, spend as little as possible, and boost their share price.

Does infraday still work in the age of ultra-high frequency trading?

>>16094618
irrelevant
beyond meat has only boosted sales in all the restaurants, If you undermine the strategy you will develop a heart problem

>>16094744
this post
>>16094603
meant for this

>Futures

>>16094744
is just memes kong, I'm happy with my big taco and only wish I had bought more mcd into weakness.

Is one of the LoveLives a BiliBili?

>>16093374
Buy they are right. The electric cars have less parts, so less to maintain. Keep in mind you still got stuff you can do yourself. Hell look how many people spend over $100 just to get their cabin air filter changed.

>>16093093
>spend my paper mana
>not using papal influence
NGMI

>>16094860
now youve made me beyond angry. The new LL will probably suck because Sunshine sucked, and I hate that company. Now listen

My Bulls are STRONG
My Bulls CHARGE
My Bulls SCREAM in the night
They will not be a meme
There will will be no more fear.
SUBMIT yourself to the strategy
SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT or DIE

One more day left lads
hope everyone was able to enjoy a green october

>>16095055
isn't the pope stability boost super expensive?
I always roll the +15% taxies, and save up some pope points for legit boosts
I'm not a super expert though, and I play infrequently enough that every time I play I have to learn the new mechanics

Any other bears know they're going to zero and not care?

I have adjusted my widgets slightly. They are now less twitchy. I'm trying to move away from twitchy inklings of bullish trend indication to reasonably probable inkingles of bullish trend. The one kink I have with this new system is it's tendency to kick back erroneous signals from a stock trading along a flattish snibby range. By snibby range I mean the kind of shit Microsoft has been doing this year from end of July to the break out a couple days ago. That kind of snib on daily chart is brutal for the kind of trend based strategy I am trying to build here. It's a great backtest case for indicator based systems though.

Thinking about dumping my shares of TEUM and buying up CYCN, am I gonna go broke or woke?

>>16095074
(Don’t you mean BYND angery?)

I didn’t mean to upset you ratfren. I wasn’t calling the strategy memes.

pardon my ignorance. I will make CG my next series after I finish mondaiji tachi

>>16095074
I believe
Your bulls are magnificent

>Switch sales help Nintendo beat estimates with 116% Q2 profit jump
https://www.reuters.com/article/nintendo-results-idUST9N1NW006

I hope that’s enough to steady those moon investors. I can’t find that number on the earnings report, but I don’t have time for a deep dive.

Should I take a job in their securities department or just continue trading my own money?

Im buying PCG since it should go to $7 if the premarket doesnt fuck me and Apple since positive earnings report. Anyone think i should do otherwise or have better tips (preferrably an insider)

>>16096418
kek

who gambling earnings today? I'm watching ABMD, GNRC, BMY, KHC, PINS, DNKN, STX and APRN.

also, please the mindset behind becoming a WWE shareholder

>>16096481
fuck, it wuz 'please explain..'

>>16096481
Chance of becoming part of the spectacular?

Imagine locking someone in to the share hold...

>>16096481
Media is getting gobbled up right now, I bet a good chunk of people would pay up to binge every wrestlemania one after another...

Alternatively, the same sorts of people who short squeezed BeyondMeat into that crazy overvaluation or call me söy for investing in muh nintendies.

Own a couple shares of tsla up almost 40%. thoughts?

>>16096661
maybe, isn't WWE treated as yolo kind of activity, basically watched by drunks and jocks? the p/e is 80is wtf

Now I dont, yet. But lets say I have an outstanding track record for investing. How to I turn that into a job on wall street? Lets say i have a bachelors in something to do with business

>>16096602
hehe

>>16096737
what's your skin like?
do you give good head?
what is your persuasion stat, and do you have any class/background/etc. modifiers to those types of rolls?

>>16092512
>I got two large fries, a double cheeseburger, and a chicken sandwich a few days ago and it was fucking $15.
lol I can get two 3/4 lb New York Strips or Ribeyes for about that same price.

Buy MSFT

>>16097136
Lmfao I can get 5 gallons of unlead gas lol

>>16096451
Don't do that
t. insider

>>16097190
>he can't afford the extra leaded

>>16097190
>his car doesn't need lead in the gas
haha poofter

I should have bought AGRX on Tuesday as it was on my watchlist since the FDA BS, but my gut told me not to. God damnit.

>>16097190
Gasoline with Tetraethyllead has higher octane ratings and is better than that unleaded shit.

Daily handouts for billionaires. $72,500,000,000 this time

>>16097366
this should push gold well over 1500 in a month or two

>>16097348
You can get gas with lead in it in hawaii. Shit is way better and less corrosive like that alcohol shit they put in now too

>>16097382
I'm amazed it isn't already happening. It's a mind boggling amount of money coming in everyday.

How can the US pay its debt and $120+ trillion unfunded liabilities? Devalue the currency until the liabilities are worthless

>>16097366
what is this, repo market liquidity operations?

You know better than this. You listened to the podcast I gave you explaining repo, right? It's not gibs for the rich.

OH NONONONONO

Etsy anon, how you doing pal?

>>16097424
I'm okay. Didn't quit my job.
And certainly didn't kill myself.

Just disappointed at the reaction.

>>16097423
They're allowing bankers to function even though they don't have funds. So it's indirectly giving them money because their business can still function

>>16097413
probably price manipulation after august surge. It can't stay floating around 1490-1510 forever though. It's gonna happen.

>>16097431
is that a taco bell widget and a chipotle widget?

>>16097443
It's not much of a gift if it doesn't ever go into their pockets. It's financial lubrication to make sure they don't get their financial dicks ripped off. They have plenty of nonliquid but still worthwhile cash-like assets on hand like US treasuries. They're not passing around mortgage-backed securities and collateralized debt obligations.

Stop freaking out and enjoy your gains.

>>16097443
Couldn't find a brain small enough for this so you get a pie.

10 MINS BOYS

>>16097479
WAIT ONE DARN MINUTE

Mortgage backed security = MBS
MBS = Muhammed Bin Salman

THIS SAUDI ARAMCO IPA IS GOING TO RUIN EEVVVVERRRRYYYTHIIIINNGGGG

>this KHC conference call

Can anyone of these fucks even speak English? Is it any wonder this thing is burning to the ground?

>>16097496
>IPA

>>16097497
Why is khc run by a bunch of french faggots?

>>16097443
>loaning somebody money overnight and charging them interest for it = giving them a gift
What are you smoking and can I have some?

>>16097563
They aren't paying the fed back the next night

>>16097366
Can someone explain to a newfriend what's going on here? Is this the US Treasury paying out money to "too big to fail" banks?

>>16097563
>Jeb!
well said
I'm going to reward you with 15 minutes of my time. It's a gift. But I want you to give me 20 minutes back to me later.

>>16097519
kekkies foiled again by autocorrect

>please clap

>>16097640
again with this...
check out this podcast for a primer. I think it's a good explanation, and it's one I subscribe to and listen to almost everyday. Highly recommended for understanding a little bit more about what's going on in the economy gradually.

https://www.npr.org/2019/10/11/769448191/what-the-is-the-repo-market

>>16097640
Basically. Normally banks barter with each other, trading securities for cash each night. Banks don't have enough money so the fed steps in and buys their securities instead. Buy gold and silver

>>16097423
The banks borrow money from the fed and pay them back the next day with interest
It's apparently a very spooky and mystical thing that no one understands, if you believe the headlines and random 4chan posters ;^)

>>16097727
Wait I replied to the wrong person lol

>>16097431
Very glad that you didn't quit your job! Now you can keep buying ETSY! Road to $100

anyone bearish on gold in the short term? are we going to see a pull back?

BTW I sold ETSY yesterday at $49 for a $13 loss, sad but I'll deal with it. And I sold my last TWLO today for 103.25 for marginal gains. I think those might be good levels to try to get out around. Good luck frens.

>>16097753
Gold? Bullish on the day, bearish on the week/month, crabbish on the year

Question for a newbie stock market who wants to break free of the wagecuck. FITBIT is currently having talks with Apple and Google about being bought out by them. How would this affect my current shares? I assume it'll be a positive thing but I figure it wouldn't hurt to ask.

>China and the USA are working on selecting a new site for signing of Phase One of Trade Agreement, about 60% of total deal, after APEC in Chile was canceled do to unrelated circumstances. The new location will be announced soon. President Xi and President Trump will do signing!

Good old pump before the markets opened and to refuse the Bloomberg story.

>>16091202
erf

>>16097640
>>/biz/thread/S16006742

Kraft Heinz bros. We did it.

>>16097867
Goes kind of off the rails there. Strange happenings aren’t always a crisis, not are they always engineered by masterminds.
>>16097858
>I only put my trip on when I’m right, and never calls attention to it when I’m wrong
>>16097913
Im so happy for you!
Enjoy those luxurious gains.

>>16097962
>>>16097858 (You)
>>I only put my trip on when I’m right, and never calls attention to it when I’m wrong
i also said i got fucked with my other QUAD pump prediction

MSFT will never be below $143.5 again

>>16097970
I will give you props for that

>tfw all long positions down
>tfw all short positions up
Seriously what the fuck

GALT

>>16097913
Road to $90

>>16098000
Having a similar day... although I don't short things

>>16098021
I hope it stays low so I can accumulate a little more.

The best news besides the EPS beat was that they managed to pay down the debt by almost 3 billion so far this year.

>>16098000
I'm also getting murdered out here
BTU
HEXO
CGC
TUP
etc.

>>16097913
Bought the higher low at 26.10 with a pretty large position, long term dividends position established!

I feel like I should break off like 2 grand or so and start fucking around buying options then selling them back when the price goes up like you guys keep doing.

Reminder to always buy SGMO under $9 (and under $10)

Nobody talking about AMD today? looks like its dumping

I just love those yahoo shills

>>16098124
Patel, Aftahi...

am futures freezing once in awhile for anyone else o_o?

>>16098142
yup, shit is going down today

I told you all I had a buy signal on VXX yesterday.

*buys quad*

>>16098211
Let me know when you get a sell signal

STOP SELLING. My KHC gains are being cancelled out.

>>16098211

It's remarkable that people don't buy the fuck out of the VIX as soon as it goes below 13. It's like a spring being compressed, the energy inevitably bounces back.

This pullback is happening despite the Fed cut and Trump's efforts to suck China's cock. That means that the narrative is out of their hands for the time being.

still time for teum accumulation

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE SPOOKY

Any one else riding WM to the top ?

Your mother and I are VERY disappointed with you, Jay!

>>16098262
I did and I’m still getting fucked
I need the vxx to go up another fucking 2% and that seems very unlikely.

Damn, should have got out this morning.

Where are my GORO haters at? Steady rise for the next few months in this stock

>>16098331
Pic

>make big brain pick on zynga earnings call
>Stock Up 4% after hours
>Surely my option will go to the Moon today
>(((The market responds)))
I've got until the 6th of December to be ahead. I'm sure it'll recover but this is dumb. I was gonna close out 50% up on 6 contracts...

>>16098351
Wow I’m convinced

>>16098006
Buy below 4, sell above 4.25. Lower your basis, or set it and forget it.

Are BGS and NWL going to do like KHC and CPB?

> mfw AMD

But why?

>>16098275
Based and scarypilled

>>16098454
>but why
squeeze the shorts

>>16098250
>own stock
>gets beaten down constantly month over month
>finally a breakout
>entire market gets thrashed
>smacks my earnings back down
>rinse and repeat
Every. Fucking. Time.

>>16098495
The key is being less greedy than everyone else.

Im getting fucked by virgin galactic. I'll just keep averaging in until we go to the moon.

MY 303 SPY PUTS ARE FUCKED. Cmon Trump, tweet something baaaad

>>16098557
Wtf is their problem?

>>16098454
I sold all my AMD when we were up here the other day. Added some back on the dip.

Ready for SNSS and WKHS to moon.

>>16098124
The math says etsy stock is going higher. But the market isn't rational.

Whats the matter market? You don't like your rate cut?

guys, I put 2k into my robinhood after like 7 months of not trading and all the shit that gave me minor status effect "Doom and Gloom" has now sprouted and only gives me harsher bear vibes
how the FUCK do I get back into this market, NONE of the free shit boomer books I read could have prepared me for this shitshow going on

I miss the golden bull days where being a brainlet was ok because 70% of the market sprung up 2% at start of day

STRONG HANDS

Look at prices on call options for AMRN on 11/8, particularly 18 calls. Now look at 11/15 call options. This shit is about to moon so damn hard.

>>16098449
BGS will either moon 15-20% or crash to 13. A straddle would be good for this if thats what youre into

>>16098680
Chill nigga. We're just having a bad day because growth this quarter was 1.9 instead of the 2 we had last quarter. That's better than expectation but if course markets gonna market. On top of this Democrats are supposed to hold a vote on impeachment of bad orange man and the market super doesn't like that. We'll close the day positive and Friday will be green. Unless they actually vote concretely to go forward with impeachment in which case it's bear season.

>>16098764
i'm thinking were going to have another large dip like last year until the senate votes on the impeachment and it goes no where and the markets go rocketing and trump gets reelected and we all are swimming in our personal bank vaults full of green jello (color of money)

>>16098702
*CLAP*I*CLAP*
*CLAP*AM*CLAP*
*CLAP*NOT*CLAP*
*CLAP*SELLING*CLAP*

LCI!!!!!

Space isn't real,and wall St knows it

Hope there are no AMD bears here, only AMD CHADS allowed. RYZEN the fuck up!

>>16098846
oh fuck, I got meme'd on by Branson.

>>16098888
Witnessed. Space if fake.

>>16098888
Checkd,was gna selly skelly gains but your divine quads says to ride to 5.
Looks like something is holding space exploration back

>UBS admits that Trump was actually right and US consumers aren't paying for trade war:
>"At first, US President Trump's trade taxes (tariffs) were mainly paid by Americans. In recent months trade data shows that more and more supply chains have shifted."

SOMEONE! SPIN IT! QUICK!

China is in recession territory. Quick get some YANG

>>16098882
Reporting in

>>16099010
Chad is better

>>16098998
No. Trump said the Chinese are paying the tariffs, which is factually incorrect. Tariffs are an import tax. Trump is more than capable of saying that the benefit of the tariffs outweighs the consequence. He chooses not to, and I suspect that is deliberate. I’m not sure if it’s because it baits people into disagreeing with him, or if it’s because it’s just more catchy and simple for his base to understand.

>>16098998
And source?

>>16094057
This is looking tempting as fuck. Should I be wary of this at all?

>>16099073
Dumb ass

Short spy,4hour macd d is ugly af

>>16098841
Idk why its dumping before earnings. Bought more.

>>16099073
>axkshually

>>16098846
Based flatearther

KHC and AMD leading me up, everything else is red except F, which is crabbing.

I tried to get you on the TMF train Anon
But the ride isn't over
Buy now

>bulls think they've escaped red October
Oh, it'll be a scary Halloween alright.

>>16099325
Same here

I really wanna sell my 20k worth of crypto and put it into stocks but im afraid of buying the top and having no way to DCA down, should i just put the cash in my brokerage account and buy like 1-2k a month during dips?

This red better have some multi day strength behind it or I am going to be pissed. Stopped out of several positions already.

Should i buy puts on MO? Maybe look up there next earnings and buy some to expire a few weeks after that? Seems like they should be plunging more on this news...

Webull is finally releasing options trading...

Rip pajeethood

Anyone buying Pinterest calls?

>>16099535
Just bought some etsy calls for jan. $160 bucks ahhhhh make me rich

>>16099535
I'm in on some

>>16099334
This is my brain on adderall
;_;

>>16093523
Is that THE Party Van???

>>16099073
The whole purpose of the report was to prove that americans DID pay for the tariffs, but when the supply chain gradually changed (which obviously would take some time) everything would just go back to normal. There's still work to be done BUT from the data they have, the things Trump said (that the supply chain would change and China becoming less and less needed by US companies/consumers) looks to be legit.
Short term turmoil for long term success without the chinese influencing US companies/consumers, is that not worth it? I don't think people realize that if Trump really wanted to, he could pump the DOW above 30k. I think someone made some calculations about just that and they came to the conclussion that the S&P for example would have been near 4k (basically skipping the 2018 drop) if Trump just ignored fighting China and everyone else.
The source is US bureau of census, UBS calculation.

I love how you had to throw a punch at his supporters aswell for being stupid when you pretty much copy pasted the most simple answer about the issue, kek'd.

>>16099535
is it going to go up ?????? someone tell me the future

>>16099600
Why would you fry your brain? Cocaine is the way to go

>>16098495
Feels real good not being a bagholder anymore. Road back to $60, but I set an SL at $30, $1 over my avg just in case.

Oh man, I didn't see KHC pumped that much. My 26.10 position looks fucking professional now, PAMP IT!

>>16099611
It's A party van.

>>16093523
I'm going to pour sand in as many gas tanks as I can, just to spite you climate "sceptics"

>>16099695

>>16099725
road to 90

>>16099505
It could be worse. This guy went used all of his margin on apple puts yesterday
https://youtu.be/A-tNkuYV4_Q

>>16099778

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>16099531
I actually saw my first Robinhood commercial last night watching the World Series. I had no idea they did TV advertising lol.

>>16099695
I got 100 @ 26.50
You got me by .40 damnit

>>16099073
Chinese companies do pay for the tariff to a certain extent by lowering their price by some percent so that their product won't lose that much competitiveness in American market.

Why is the reading list no longer in the sticky?

Now that Trump was just impeached shouldn't the market really really tank?

>>16100003
That wasn't a vote to impeach. It was a vote to establish a set of rules for an inquiry.

>>16100003
No. Real investors know its bullshit. Lib investors think it will be good. Markets rise.

>>16100003
>>16100049
Yeah, but it's all just a charade so they have some election fuel. Everyone and their mother knows that an actual vote for impeachment won't leave the house, I don't even think Pelosi has the balls to call on a vote for impeachment. But if that's not enough, how exactly do they plan to get it approved by 66% of the senate? I mean.. it's just impossible.

>>16098557
>>16098622
virgin galactic to the mesosphere and back

>>16100181
>space virgins die a fiery death
RIP in peace

>>16099778
this guy is obviously a bored rich fuck who can afford to lose it all.

Alright fuck it. Fuck it all I'm making the planned grand strategy switcheroo TODAY. I was hoping to do this after my current batch of trades did whatever they were going to do, however, I don't like the look of the volume on the indexes this week at all.

Grand strat is just relegate individual stock picks to a maximum of 15% of portfolio. Remaining 85% reserved for S&P and Nasdaq 100 2x long swings and potentially occasional shorts if things get really bearish.

State of indexes today: no long no short no nuffin.

>>16100181
Dat vertical takeoff and land though. That's a feature.

JUST

>>16100345
Buffett is taller than I thought. I assumed he was smol old man.

>>16100003
It amazes me the amount of people that don't even know what the term impeachment means.

what would you include in a 'long white people' index?

say 10-20 equities?

>>16100375
thot index some anon put together a while back. I haven;t checked if this thing worked out since then or not. Lulu is near all time high though (I have a long going right now). SBUX went up for a while but since broke bearish.

>>16100003
That’s the democrat strategy. Fuck up the economy and impeech blumpf because making an attractive alternative platform is impossible with their wignut coalition.

>>16100375
Any opioid producing company
Privately run prison stocks
Gun and ammo related stocks
Real estate investment trusts like O

>>16100412
oh and obviously Apple is mega bull.

>>16100375
Bangs
Pumpkin Spice Lattes
Brotrucks
Asian Chicks
Hockey
Bourbon
Swimming
Cheese
Snuff
Reading

>>16100315
>State of indexes today: no long no short no nuffin.
No? You had great short entries presenting itself though and we're in an obvious downtrend today aswell, should have been a pretty decent day matey

Nigga how you gonna start out with a shooting star pattern?

>>16100412
you forgot ETSY in that list

Ritchie Brothers Auctioneers is the only bullish stock in my portfolio today.

Would it be a chad move to short the dollar since them feds printing?
Bc I got puts so when my dollar goes down its value goes up

>>16094860
what heckies going on in this pic O_O

>>16100655
two chicks 1 hot pot.

Spy looks like it wants to close the week sub $300

>>16100412
based THOT etf. I thought it was comfy that was putting it together

>>16100727
The finger bones agree.

THOT Index outperforming SP500 since inception?

surely longing white people > longing minorities.....

NEW @_@

>>16100799
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>>16100799

>>16100799

>>16100057
>lib investors
>as opposed to conservative investors

My funds are in wait for recession mode but I keep waiting nothing happens.