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16090736 No.16090736[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I hold Chainlink.

>> No.16090776

>>16090736
Why am I posting in a thread that is going to be deleted? Link 1000 EOY

>> No.16090803

hes cute, sauce?

>> No.16090856

i mean we can see it, no need to tell us

>> No.16090857

>>16090736
You have to have ribs removed for this, right? I don't think I could suck my own cock even if it was 14" long, and it isn't.

>> No.16090881
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16090881

>>16090736
>mfw I could do that when i was 15
>stayed at home all day sucking my dick didn't make any friends
> 25 now and can't do it anymore
>still friendless
>mfw thinking back on those happier days of my life

>> No.16090909

>>16090736
mirin those legs and glutes. no homo.

>> No.16090948
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16090948

I always wanted to do that

>> No.16090963

>>16090736
Is this gay?

>> No.16090971
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>>16090963
Is masturbation gay? No.

If you're doing it to yourself it is not gay.

>> No.16090975

>tfw I can't do this and I've tried at least 10 times in my life

Why even live

>> No.16090980

>>16090975
I think every man daydreamed about doing this at least once in their life

>> No.16090989

>>16090736
Future males will be able to do this easily, since incels are rising and online dating killed any chance for non chads to have their pee pees touched by a female.

>> No.16091001

>>16090881
what changed
how come you manage it earlier
were you just more flexible ?

>> No.16091009

can't imagine this is more enjoyable than simply jerkin it in front of a laptop