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Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,
Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, the cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling

>> No.16086344

>>16086328
You fucked up the rhyme scheme. It's should've been "never selling, didn't read"

>> No.16086347 [DELETED] 

>>16086328
This shit is gonna tank.
>Massive Stop losses at $2.53.
Whales will target these SL's and then tank the price to sub $2. Whales have had their fun. What do you think that the pump was to $3 before the announcement? Whales are exiting their positions as we speak at this premium. $2.50 is coming. You honestly thought that price action was completely normal? About as organic as a McDonald's Chicken nugget. You fucks are going to be taught a very expensive lesson. Blatant insider trading....
Notice the sell off after the pump to $3 just before the anouncement? Fernando or someone at Oracle or someone within ChainLInk core team is fucking with you. If they are fucking with you it also means the whales are.

If whales are fucking with you then the CL team is fucking you as well. The fucking symbiotic parasitic relationship between the two is well known. I hope you sold anons.

>> No.16086353

>>16086328
FUCKING. BASED.

>> No.16086361

>>16086328
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wLNBkRztQh
Listen if you want to be RICH!

>> No.16086367

>>16086328
marvelous
>>16086347
lol cope

>> No.16086378

>>16086328
Very baste

>> No.16086394

good stuff OP

>> No.16086403
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>>16086328

>> No.16086570

>>16086328
Checked and Basted

>> No.16087712

bump so nolinkers can see and despair

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>>16086328
I love this post

>> No.16088605

>>16086328
and just like that the fudding has turned to shilling.
are you going up now discord niggers?