/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16052276

>>16052276
would win easily a court case, if USA easily could get up to half a million just for that.

>>16052276
KEK, i would fire him too

>>16052276
>>16052283
Retarded boomer with a stick up his ass.
Boomers suck so much dick.

>>16052283
>>16052276

If he's smart he can sue for wrongful dismissal and make a few hundred k easy

>>16052276
and right now the company is getting mauled on reviews

its blowing up on boomerbook also

Working in US just be horrible.

Good thing I live in a first world country (Germany) with civilized working conditions

Fuck off cody, you lost your job just like everyone else right now

>>16052319
>>16052340
>what is at will employment

>>16052359
good ole wholesome german humor

>>16052276
This is something my boss would fire me for. Good thing I deleted my facebook years ago so I don't have to worry about all the boomer fucking faggots on there e-stalking me.

>posting anything on Facebook
>in 2019

Wtf

>>16052410
americans... lol...

>>16052359
>good thing I live in Germany

>>16052276
Smells like lawsuit

Kek this is hilarious. How to weaponize this to help wagies in their plight?

>>16052276
Obviously a pretty shitty worker to be so disposable. "Why are you doing this boss? ;__;". Kek.

I hate them both desu

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:
THERE WILL BE NO HUMOR, MEMES, LAUGHTER OR GENERAL GOOD FEELINGS DURING WORKING HOURS. ALL EMPLOYEES ARE REMINDED THAT THEIR WORDS, ACTIONS AND THOUGHTS ARE MONITORED OUTSIDE OF WORKING HOURS TO ENSURE MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY DURINV THEM. THANK YOU

>>16052436
It's actually the right way to do it. It's my business and I hire or fire anyone I want.

>>16052276
Burgers are really this uptight?

>>16052410
how common is that? isn't that only used for illegals seasonal workers?

>>16052359
enjoy getting fucked by rapefugees

>>16052276
Sounds like cody sucked & they were just waiting for a "reason" to drop that dead weight

>>16052516
He called germany a first world country.
He's obviously a refugee.
On-topic: I'm millennial and I'd fire his stupid ass, too

>>16052507
Nope, any non union/government worker is subject to this. I work a non-union role in a factory and could be walked out tomorrow with no notice. They wouldn't do that because I'm not an incompetent retard but they reserve the right to do it in case you ever start making trouble.

>>16052417
This. Anything posted online under your real name is fair game. I think Cody and Andy are both retarded.

>>16052472
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES: THE BAN ON ANY FORMS OF HUMOR, IRONY, MEMES ET CETERA HAS BEEN EXTENDED BEYOND BUSINESS HOURS. ANY BREACH OF SAID BAN WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION AND REVOCATION OF THE LAST 3 MONTHS OF SALARY

>>16052507
all 50 states have it with some select exceptions

>>16052480
Found the retarded fuck who's never worked a job

>>16052484
Leave your room once in a while faggot, people like this are worldwide

>>16052283
>nobody thinking of the ded children
well, that escalated quickly

>>16052567
You might be competing with India having worst working conditions...
I had more rights in Europe while learning a job (16 years old)

>>16052410
lol america, land of the free and the crippling debt when you post a meme

>>16052276
>cody
deserved

ATTENTION WAGE SLAVES THOUGHT CRIME CAN BE COMMITTED OUTSIDE OF WORK HOURS. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A JOB SO YOU ALWAYS REPRESENT THE BUSINESS. CAPITALISM IS FAIR AND WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO TERMINATE AT ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH US

Boss is stupid for handling the situation like that
But the employee should've never posted dumb shit on social media
>It's just a meme bro
>It's not that deep
Memes are an expression and an outlet just like any other
Only normos underestimate the power of meme magic

>>16052359
>good thing i live in germany so i can hide in my cuck tent while a refugee rapes my girlfriend
as a frog, i don't get this weird pride thing bongs and krauts have about their own shitholes
nobody sane would live in europe if they had the means to live in america

>>16052276
One of the benefits of weed paranoia is that I'd never post something like this publicly. Also I think in a few years we'll trend back to the days of never even having your full name on the internet. Cancel culture bullshit like this will be the death of social media.

>>16052410
>>16052283
He could maybe make the argument that bringing up his kid's death while also being fired caused him emotional distress

>>16052668
Its a private facebook account, posted on a Sunday. There is SO MUCH wrong with this entire act from the Bosses side, he deserves all the shit he'll get, and fucking more. Now, kindly stop apologizing for this arsehole, you bootlicker

>>16052276
If you think about it, the joke in itself is kinda retarded
When you gotta shit, you gotta shit
Never had anyone try and stop me from taking a dump, and if anyone ever asks why I was in the bathroom so long, I'll tell them straight up I was shitting
Who the fuck holds in a poop?
That sounds miserable and unhealthy
As retarded as the whole situation is, this could actually hold up in court, what's this dude gonna say? I refuse to hire people who take poos?

The real question is who the fuck shits at work, you just end up with mud butt all day and a stinky computer chair

>>16052276
>>16052283
please tell me you're taking this to court...
i would love you getting paid out their asses over this old fuck not getting what a meme is
by the way he writes you can just tell he has a lap pinky and can't satisfy his girl/wife for shit

i wish i could slap him for bringing up the kid thing. what a piece of crap.

>>16052720
>He could maybe make the argument that bringing up his kid's death while also being fired caused him emotional distress
this, with some justification, ffs. Boss is a cunt, Grade fucking A Gold Plated

>>16052276
>relavent

>>16052656
If only everyone just went on strike collectively, no matter the position
A nationwide universal workers strike of wagies and laborers would be interesting

if it were me, I'd go back there and kill the guy for talking about my lfie as if he has any right to judge me without me asking about any advice. I'd literally torture him before kill.

>>16052818
sure you would worker, the chad boss would kick your ass.
There's a reason why you're an employee and he's an employer.

>>16052635
>land of the free
Yeah, you take the risk to start a business, you're free to manage it however you see fit.
Including being free to be a retard like the person in OPs pic.
Meanwhile in Europe people who actually take risks and want to innovate have all freedom stripped away from them. Out of 250 unicorn startups last year, 13 are European. Fucking 13, lmfao.

>>16052721
>Private
>Facebook
Lol
>Sunday
>Like the day matters
Lol
>Boss deserves it
I agree
>Stop apologizing
My stance was a neutral one
>Bootlicker
Lol
You need a change of meds, it's affecting your ability to read.

>>16052845
Yes, I'd go back there.

>>16052635
If you have a central bank and let women vote you will always have a debt problem develop.

>>16052340
Kek, no anon. At will employment means you can be fired for anything, or no reason at all. They only exception is if you get fired over some protected class bullshit. Like if your boss says, “you know what? I hate niggers. Your fired nigger.”

>>16052863
WeWork, unironically scam, is the best USA has to offer... i wouldn't be proud of that

>>16052599
You're just proving my point assblasted fucking burger. Can't make this shite up.

>>16052276
If I were his boss, him sharing that would reveal his attitude towards me but I’d look for a different reason to fire him.

I’m a very well composed person, but if someone poked fun at the death of my child I, as a father, would knock that faggots teeth out. Probably worse desu.

wageslaving seems like fucking hell

>>16052359
>Germeny

We don't live in clown world, we live in Boomer world.

>>16052871
no you wouldn't

>>16052359
>I live in a first world country
>(Germany)

>>16052737
Dude, wipe your ass or maybe stop being fat
Try both

>>16052276
I would personally pay top dollar to see that "boss" fucked up.

>>16052410
The absolute state of trumpdfrs

>>16052276
Normies are so stale at these memes.

It's a tough one but I think VERY SLIGHTLY the boss is in the right. You are always representing your company even on a Sunday. How you act and your attitude reflects on the professionalism of a company. If you see a bunch of employees from a company doing stupid shit then you obviously won't work with that company or invest in them. He should be doing this type of posting privately or acting more professional in public postings. This is nothing new HR warns us about this every few months. Of course it's a very tame meme but still for the reasons above I think firing him is fair.

Cody is retarded because he posted irrelevant childish meme that could cost him reputation.
Boss is retarded because he didn't hide actual motivation when firing Cody.
Both stupid tards, nuff said.

>>16052283
Well at first -- I was on the boss's side. What are you expecting? But then I saw that. What the fuck?

>>16052283
Oh shit... this motherfucker just signed his own death warrant by bringing up a man's kid...

>>16052345
Look at the images people are posting for the business too holy shit lmao. This is why I never send any text to anyone assuming it’ll be private.

>>16052998
>lol
(ex) employee was remarkably restrained, y'ask me. as others have noted, all could have went South at this point, rapidly

>you not having a kid is for the best rn
Boss is based as fuck

>>16052978
Eat niggerdicks. If I'm not on the clock/getting paid, then I'm not representing my company. Period. Even federal/govcuck wagie laws (some of the most pedantic labor laws ever invented) have enshrined this, e.g. you can't wear MAGA hats at work or even sell girl scout cookies, but if you're off the clock you can do whatever the shit you want so long as you don't bring up the fact that you're a govcuck.

Even people saying "wagie should have known better" are cucking themselves. He's a fucking bloke on a sunday enjoying some morning joe and sharing memes and he's off the clock. It's not even like he's joking about "gas the kikes" or some edgy shit that'll make coworkers uncomfortable later. It's just poop jokes and wagie solidarity. Literally no worse than sharing a spongebob meme about chunky vs creamy peanut butter (or whatever).

>that was nowhere relevant to work at all
>that's why I poop on company time
This is pilpul tier

>>16053100
1

>>16053100
16

>>16052978
With this logic I always represent my city everywhere I go because it's on my id. I always represent my friends, I always represent my family and every other association you can make up. Fuck you brainwashed faggot.

>>16053058
>Look at the images
Mr Boss be the one getting fucktup gud now

>>16053129
Are you stupid on purpose?

>>16053171
P (parentheses first)
E (exponents, i.e. powers and square roots, etc.)
MD (multiplication and division, left-to-right)
AS (addition and subtraction, left-to-right)

8 ÷ 2(2 + 2) = 8 ÷ 2(4) = (8 ÷ 2)(4) = (4)(4) = 16

You can see that the operation for "8 divided by 2" is performed before multiplying by (2 + 2).

>>16052845
>chat boss
>needs to bring up the death of his kid to feel like he won an argument
sure lad

>>16052283
IT'S A FUCKING WOMAN.

>>16052283
Fasho? You sound like a Reddit style soi faggot. Hope you become homeless

>>16053182
You have to multiply the 2 before you divide. 8\2(2+2) = 8/2(4) = 8/8 = 1

>>16053216
>Cody
>Drew
Are you retarded?

Who is this boss? He needs a little lesson in getting rekt 4chan-style.

>>16053228
Suck my dick, bitch. It's a woman.

>>16053223
Only if it were written like 8/(2(2+2)). Multiplication/Division goes from left to right.

>>16052774
This is officially a Syndicalist thread. Wildcat when?

>>16052283
>>16052276
Boss was in the right at first.
But then dragged it on and made it personal.

The first three texts he sent would have sufficed.

>>16053242
Forgot pic

>>16052276
>>16052283
Normiebook
If this is you OP i hope you die of cancer

>>16053241
Well 16 was my first answer, but I suck at math and didn't trust myself to do it right so I did it again in the way that got 1.
:(

>>16052345
Im so confused. The company name had public toilet in it? Huh

>>16052542
Kys jew

>>16053267
That's ok, it confused me at first too because people won't normally write equations out that way.
8
_____
2(2+2)
equals 1.

ITT faggot plebbitors

>>16053142
> I always represent my city everywhere I go because it's on my id. I always represent my friends, I always represent my family and every other association you can make up.

Yes. You literally do. What the fuck?
>what is national pride
>what is familial pride
>what is pride in general
if you do stupid shit and act like a retard you can be sure as hell ill cut you off as a friend. If you rape three people it reflects on your parents and family. A company is literally putting food on your table and a roof over your head. The least you can do is have enough respect to not shit talk them in public.

>>16052941
>>16053236
this. Who is down for a good ol' raid?

>>16052276
I would fire that fag for posting boomer memes

>wagecucks

>>16053223
You're wrong, it's 16.
>(multiplication and division, left-to-right)
is the key here.
= 8 ÷ 2(4)
= 8 ÷ 2 * 4 = 16

Do you see it yet?
You have to compute anything within the same order of precedence left to right.

>>16052978
Good slave. You may leave 5 mins early in monday

>>16053247
biz is full of stick in ass boomers?
people on min wage are going to complain about their job, precisely because they work for said people.
>>16053310
he didn't even name where he worked. that's not even shit talking its normal for wagies to complain.

>>16053100
1

>>16052276
based boss. wagekeks need to know their place

>>16053142
With this logic if you post on your FB page meme like "oooh all who live in X city are retards" - dont blame your uncle Bobby who lives there when he says that you are douche bag.

>>16053304
>>16053267
>>16053241
>>16053223
>>16053182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaitsBUyiNQ

>>16053313
send plumbers to fix his broken toilet?

>>16052945
You poor thing suffering from TDS

>>16053313
Google reviews are lighting up

>>16053129
>>16053182
>>16053223
>>16053241
16 is the only right answer. This is coming from a math major with almost entirely straight As, although everyone should know this since it's taught in elementary school. At least this formst is true in America. I don't knoe if some other country uses a different format like [multiplication before division] instead of the format I use which is [multiplication and division left to right].

>>16052276
He should be kissing his bosses feet for the chance to earn minimum wage

>>16053500
It's the format of the equation that's confusing.

People are thinking about it as 8/2(4), where the 8 is over the 2(4). However where they go wrong is that they're essentially mutilating the equation to be 8 / 2 * (1/4).

So yeah, The right answer is 16

>>16052345

This boomer is getting his shit destroyed right now. Might as well close down the business at this point.

>>16052283
Maybe if your dead child was still alove youd have the maturity to swallow your bosses shit like a man.

How dare yiu think u can share a funny relatable meme abiut work on your fb.

You are a lazy employee who should be slicking your bosses feet for the chance to make enough money to live.

I hope u get sued into oblivion. Dont even think of getting a lawyer to sue for wrongful termination you pathetic worm.

Beg me and apologise to me for the meme a d maybe ill consider giving u ur job back

>>16053272
It's an Indian paving company

>>16053228
>Drew Barrymore

>>16052472
YES SIR YHANK YOU FOR THE OPPURTUNITY SIR. PLEASE LET ME DO UNPAID OVERTIME

>>16053142

But that's literally how it works, why do you think everyone distrusts niggers so much despite there being some really cool guys?

>>16052589
SIR THANK YOU SIR I APPECIATE THE CHANCE TO WORK FOR YOU MASTER. NO MEMES MEANS NO MEMES SIR THANK YOU SIR

>>16052978
Too bad cops and politicians are not held up to the same standards as joe shmoe homeless who gets sentenced to 10 years in prison for petty theft, or like the idiot op..

>>16052276
He posted it non-anonymously, on cuckbook. I think he deserved it, it's absolutely normal in XXI century. People must learn that anonymity is key of freedom.

>>16053500
multiplication and division left to right master race.

>>16053500
Math is a universal language lmao 1=1 in the the United States, Canada and Zimbabwe

>>16052687
I dont think it will go that direction. People value the positives of being known over the negatives of being known. It would be great if it did go that way however.

>>16052599
>burgers

>>16053650
Kek

>>16052276
>We don't make a dollar when you're shitting all the time
Kek

>>16052737
This, im too used to my bidets and soap for a proper clean after shitting.

If you touch shit with ur hand wiping it isnt good enough so why would it be good enough for your asshole

Fucking burgers

>>16052845
Fucking wagie scum i swear to god. These employee scum think they deserve more than the pay check hahaha.

Fucking lunatics

>>16053343
OH MY GOD I HAVE THE BEST BOSS IN THE WORLD!!!!!

thank you so much sir

This guy could get a blind monkey for a lawyer and win a case against this shekelberg

>>16052276
He was probably a shit employee, needs to be a better one at his next job. He should do something more in demand. Get into a trade.

>>16053100
The answer is 16 holy fuck people are so retarded getting this wrong and i failed math in high school LOLOLOL

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CAN'T BE NEET

IF HE DOES
HE WON'T EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE
STAMP HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET

WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORK HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

>>16054239
Wow so smart coming up with the right answer after it has been discussed at length. I'm very impressed anon.

>>16053106
The extent people will go to lick boots always amazes me.

IM GUNNA TRY MY BEST AT WORK TO IMPRESS MY BOSS AT MY MINIMUM WAGE JOB AND MOVE UP THE RANKS AWH YEEE.

People who think like this deserve death.

Did you really think you could make a joke about Mr Shekelberg without any repercussions? My, oh my. You wagies have so much to learn!

>>16053169
HOLY FUCKING LOL

>>16054253
Lol jesus

>>16054239
>i failed math in high school LOLOLOL

Yeah, I bet it's just everyone else that's retarded...

The correct answer is 1 by the way.

>>16052998
>Well at first -- I was on the boss's side.
Why? It's just a lame joke that pokes fun at general workplace culture. The employee never personally attacked his company or boss. Imagine how pathetic you'd have to be to fire someone over this

>>16054239
PEMDAS

Answer is 1

8/2(2+2)=
8/2(4)=
8/8=1

>>16054258
T. Jelly

>>16052345
IMAGINE GETTING FIRED FROM YOUR JOB AT THE PUBLIC TOILET

>>16054322
I see it both ways.

1. The biz is failing
2. Need to cut someone
3. Cuts dude making jokes about wasting time at work. The dude probably doesn’t ascertain that biz isn’t getting enough work to sustain itself.
4. Ends up doing the guy a favor by giving him the motivation to find better work
5. Biz is in failing Detroit.

>>16054335
>doing computation right to left
peak america right there

Did Leana go too far bros?

>>16052276
congratulation you've officially made it
time to lawyer up ma nigga

>>16052410
>>what is at will employment

jews really did a number on your country.

>>16052720
The boss can counter and sue him back saying he lost business because he got emails/FB posts saying they want a job with him and want to work and 'poop on company time', etc causing the owner distress...it goes both ways. Plus he can also say he made a private conversation public without his consent. They probably had bad blood anyway, best if they both move on because the American justice system will favor the corporation/owner, not the kid. (the alive kid, not his dead one)

>>16054413
Pemdas motherfucker!

Norman media already has this guys it's over. Also is the boss named drew or Alex?

Humanity once again confirming how fremdscham-worthy sharing a planet with them is. That's all there's to say about this. (Including the FB meme, the white knight reviews on google, maybe even the owner of the company.)

>>16054476
>be ass
>be called out
>get sued for being an ass
>counter-sue for being called out

f off

>>16054377
>1. The biz is failing
well fuck, if it wasn't before..
eod Bossman here is snuffling employees FBs on a Sunday, prob. after a few tins, looking for shit to get mad about. If he found an excuse, he should keep it warm till Monday. Maybe, when he's sober, he don't need to be firin no-one after all. But, nope. Starting shit via text, then bringing the guys ded kid into it, thats way, way over the fucking line. 'lol' - this be literal Nurse Ratched playbook shit. Bossguy here deserves fucked till he bleeds, no excuses, none

>>16054542
That’s what I imagine that the most likely thing is. Sounds like a shit job desu.

>>16054322
Well, I see it as a harmless meme myself, but I can also see it as a confession that you hate your job. It's really not worth firing over, but even worse it isn't worth being a duck over.

>>16052283
Honestly if you say that to someone who lost a kid you're just asking for trouble. I can't imagine the restraint it took to not send him to the hospital after that comment.

>>16054459
No, she's a hero

This whole thread feels like reddit