/biz/ - Business & Finance

>not opening LLC with $0 in $0 out to say you worked at

>>16048217
just slowly grab her waist from behind when shes doing the dishes and fuck her right there and then

>>16048217
Smaller gaps like that are an easy fix, just extend the time in between a little bit on each side to make the gap seem smaller and if they ask about it just say you're a student

>>16048217

I didn't get my first job until I was 22. Don't worry about it. Just say you took a few years off for personal reasons and now that they have been fully resolved, you are eager to work again.

>>16048217
Do American boomers really care about a 3 year gap at 21? As a Yuropoor you can do fuck all till 25 under the guise of "studying", never finish your degree and start your working life then and there. Who the fuck cares what you do as a retarded kid from 18-21?

>>16048217
go to trade school to become an electrician or hvac technician, it's not that hard to get started and they won't give a shit that someone as young as you had some years of unemployment so long as you leave a good impression

>>16048437
What about 6 years?

>>16048422
This OP now it is time to show your mom who is the dominant one. My mom was going to kick me out of the hous, but then I just grabbed her and fucked her on the spot. Pulled her hair and slapped that big ass of her to bruises, also got my seed very deep in her.
Since then it has all been good. She now cooks me meals everyday and is such a sweetheart. She also gives me these suprice bj and I get to bone her.
Life is good, its just all about that dominance OP

>mom forces me to get a job or she kicks me out
>minimum wage jobs have 400 candidates for 1 position
>they hire migrants because they are cheap and dont complain

EU is fucking hell. I'm going to kys soon

>>16048851
just lie bro

Say you where travelling or just lie. Seriously. I have lied so much on my CV about experience and it had never caught up with me.

>>16048776
Same thing, just make shit up. Use your friends/family/neighbors or old coworkers as references, just give them a heads up and make sure that they're okay with it.

>>16049019
okay

>>16048217
It really depends on the job. I was in a similar situation last year. I just put the years in so it looked like the gap was one year less. I heard about some anon who conned his way into a fairly high level job by using burner numbers and a voice changer to fake references. Good luck fren

I never had a job until 23 lol. My dad forced me to work in his business though. (For free) That's what I put in my resume at first when I first began applying to jobs.

Applying to min wage or shit jobs in general is easy as long as when you go there when the manager is and present yourself personally.
Applying to jobs and interviews in general... the skills needed to succeed at it are the same as when going to dates & seduction in general:

You must look interested, but not needy. You should emit that vibe that you want to work there, but if you don't get to you will eventually find something anyways so you don't really care. (Outcome independence)
You should be confident that the work is something you can do, at least eventually after some (short) time. Even if you fuck up you should see it as normal. Never despair over fuckups, just say sorry but with a "so what?" attitude.
You should show that you're a responsible person that cares about the work being done.

My advice though is don't get bogged down in minimum wage shit jobs. Save up all the money you can and get an education eventually somehow. If you're still in these kind of jobs by 25 you're a fuckin' loser.

By the way, OP's post is how all of you "comfy" neets are going to end up eventually. And many of you will not make it and will end up homeless. Do something before that becomes a reality.

>>16048217
Just say you were in prison

>>16048217
She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>>16049283
I remember this post. Maximum keks.

>>16049265
Unironically a better option that telling them you were a neet. Though harder to prove.
As a bonus: they'll be afraid of you so coworkers won't mess with you.

you're all going to hell

>>16048217
>DUDE JUST GET A JOB IT'S REALLY SIMPLE LMAO

>>16048217
>21 yo unskilled lazy white nigger
it is entirely your fault, the only way you have now to redeem yourself is to make 20 white babies and let the nogs pay for the welfare of your kids

just lie, find a recently closed small business in the same field as the company you are applying for and say you worked there until the owner sold it off and you are now looking for a new job. This has gotten me 3 of my past jobs, they can't verify by calling the business and background checks don't show where you worked.

>>16048217
Most companies don't verify your work history. Also, most places don't care about gaps as long as you interview well. Since your only 21, haven't worked in 3 years, & live at home, you're probably an awkward loser so I'm guessing you're not the best interviewee. I would lie if I were you

>>16049221
fuck off wagecuck loser
you will die miserably too, eventually

>>16048217
Lie always lie never show how autistic you really are

>>16049302
Stop misguiding people. Prison is never better. Peasant.

ALWAYS just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan

>>16048637
Yes. Mr. shekelstein only wants the finest wagies. You have to lie about it in a way that makes you look good

>>16048217
You should lie only to the extent that explains how you developed yourself and ability during those three years. It is not uncommon that a 21 year old didn't have a single job yet.
The entire economy and most jobs are completely fraudulent bullshit, so lying in this scenario is passable and in some cases necessary.

>>16048217
Min wage jobs? Doesnt matter at fucking all

You could walk into most of them with a resume written with human feces and they'll just ask you if you're available on sundays

Did you try hitting her over the head with a frying pan?

>>16049283
i'm not from South Dakota but you should check the celar for your xbox kek
also i'm in a similar position anon with 0linkis had to withdraw everything because i have to pay for my lawyer for some shit that happened to me and also my mum wants 200euros a month for which i have no idea on how i will pay her
oh and here is my link address: 0xD275D26e81eEd96c2D679937104b5aF85Fd05811