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Long story short. I'm a linklet. I only have 670 linkies. I have been living with my mom on disability for years now. All of the sudden, she's complaining about rent. Says she wants a $1000 now. I showed her my linkies and what they've been doing over the past year. Now she wants me to sell my linkies to pay her! WTF! Fuck this bitch that's like 351.7 LINK! I told her about $1k EOY and offered her one LINK and she told me to pack my freeloading bags. I told her she's shortsighted and that I was $350K by selling now. What do I do anons? I'm a 30 yo neet on disability with felonies. I can't find a job or a place to live. There is a $100k life insurance policy on her though. That has me thinking.

>> No.16028932

You know what to do

>> No.16028935

Lick that stinky pussy for rent so more stinky linkies will come to you!

>> No.16028963

>>16028918
Dude, leave and get a job if you can. Keep em' linkies but don't coun't on em' taking you out of some kind of misery, srsly. Try getting on your own feet first.

>> No.16029074

>>16028963
I live off 9k$ a year. Hypothetically, I could get 5-10% return on investment of 670K. Would be like 33.5k-67k a year. Anon, that pulls me out of misery.

>> No.16029668

>>16028918
She not gonna kick you out nigger. She's as dependent on you as you are on her. Just pick up after yourself better

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>>16028918
I like this copypasta.
It gets funnier every hour it's posted.