/biz/ - Business & Finance

How old are you?

As for ending it, I’d you have balls, ER

>>15978293
don’t kill yourself anon

>>15978297
23, 24 in a few weeks. What’s ER? Emergency room?

>>15978293
if the car is registered in your name just fucking take it, what are they gonna do? if it's registered in their name though definitely do not take it.

>>15978293
Well if I ever wanted to end my life I'd jump into a volcano or go skydiving without a parachute but that's just me. Either that or take out a few (((influencers))) but I'm not suicidal so...

Moreover I'm not going to moralfag you but I will be real. I can't really imagine any logical reason to kill myself. Let's say I'm 50 something years old, have never had a friend, and work at mcdonalds. There's still chainlink, anime, and video games to live for. Also assuming I'm not a legitimate 1/10 I could still hit the gym, work on my personality, and get some pussy.

Just my thoughts anyway. But if you DO kill yourself, go out in a cool or funny way so the rest of us can have a good laugh,. I would prefer you did not though.

I know that you believe your life is over. But it's simply not true and I hope that you can reach out to someone or reach up on articles or watch videos to gain different perspectives on life.

You say you have no money, but there's plenty of ways to start making money. Yes it might not be a job that you enjoy but you'll have to put in the shitty hard work if you can't find the job you're looking for.

I don't think your parents are kicking you out because they hate you, I'm sure deep down that they care for you (even if they don't show it. Some parents (they are people like you and me) have hard times showing love. They might be kicking you out to encourage you to go out and get a job and be more driven.

Charisma and social skills are all things you can slowly learn and build up. I used to be a wall flower but I've learned to change my mindset and try to put myself out there more.

Try to look at the future and see what it could hold. You don't know if there are amazing opportunities waiting for you if you were to take your life right now.

I hope you the best!

>>15978297
>I’d you have balls, ER
What kind of curry skin rambling is this

>>15978293
First of all stop being a fag. If I was in your situation id first try to stay with a relative of someone you know. Get ready to do some hard labor and wait outside a Lowe's or homedepot. Blue collar contractors always need an extra hand. Better than wagecucking at a corporate job and wait for a paycheck that will deduct taxes you badly need

>>15978305
>he doesn’t know

>>15978320
Meant if not I’d

>>15978293
Just go to the army and come back a Chad. U still have time to turn ur life around anon

>>15978293
I used to let the two dogs I had knot me in the ass. It was great, I could feel the heartbeat and twitching rocket inside me. But one day I let one face fuck me.

Mistake.

He fucked me hard and then knotted me before I realized he was to big. I couldn't open my jaw up enough. So I lay there deep throating my dog. It tasted like sour milk and metal coins. Just constant flow of cum pouring down my throat and filling my mouth. I could hardly breath through my nose. Then he turned and reversed his tie, so his asshole was on my nose the entire time. I had to breath so I sat there huffing dog anus while his cock dumped a ton of seed into my stomach.

In order to not suffocate I had turned around onto all fours. Exposing my ass....and my other dog mounted me. Dry. Dry fucked my ass. God it hurt. I was bleeding and in pain. Now I was spit roasted by my dogs. Cum pouring into my asshole and throat. I couldn't even move my tongue much because it stimulated the knot and he would just stay hard. I was like that for twenty minutes in my mouth and ass. I was dripping cum from my smashed prostate. Knots do that btw.

Eventually they pulled free, mouth first of course. I had to stay a bit more for my ass before pulling free.

When they were done, I collapsed on the floor, dripping in dog cum. Both were licking me clean. I went to stand but the first dog tried to mount my ass! Fucker was still horny. I wasn't fast enough and had another 5 minute session.

Long story short is, big dogs are great.

>>15978316
>jumping into a volcano
You will literally boil alive in your own secretions and fluids. The pain will be indescribable for the few seconds you manage to stay conscious through the ordeal. Itll be like dropping a drop of water into extremely hot oil.

>>15978476
aa another RSR shill
glad your working after hours yuh KIKE

>>15978305
Hit the gym, start dieting. Got to /fit to learn. Become chad.

>>15978498
big if true

>>15978498
yes exactly doesn't that sounds fucking awesome

>>15978472
Worked for me actually. It's a tough time but you become a man and build confidence. I was smart before and had no need for more smarts, only discipline, confidence and resilience. Being smart alone is not enough in modern world.

>>15978476
>Then he turned and reversed his tie
welp.. thats enough internet for me

>>15978498
>>15978734
But more importantly, you'll be able to say you died jumping into a volcano. And that's what matters here

>>15978305
You can always try for awful dishwashing jobs. Make sure to seek out applications in person and do not put your degree on your resume if you need to use one.

>>15978316
Just parachute into a volcano. Best of both worlds.

in a few years you'll look back and wonder "why did i ever worry"

Join the french foreign legion

>>15979662
Why would I leave my degree out?

>>15979723
I don’t think that’s gonna happen

>>15978293

Being a virgin is your last problem m8 , sex is overrated af.

What kind degree you have?

Sit down with your parents and get a plan. They are at a loss for what to do. They see you sitting there day after day in their eyes, doing nothing.

Explain that you need their assistance but want to be independent. If you need to stop drinking/smoking weed then do it. Start going to church and/or the gym. Find some volunteer work that will help with social skills and networking. Get a minimum wage job at Lowe’s or wherever you think you might enjoy.

Basically sit down with them, explain where you’d like to be in ten years and the steps you are going to take to get there. Even if the next six months looks like working on getting yourself /fit/ and learning social skills (church) then they might be onboard for that. Sitting around playing video games and surfing the Internet isn’t going to move you forward.

PS (go get a seasonal job)

Jesus loves you no matter how much you look down on yourself. If you don't have anything to lose, try Christianity. Start with John 3:16 and go from there.

>>15980913
Good advice don't worry about the sex it's overatted

The sex will come later once you get out into the world and do stuff.

>>15979777
Overqualification. If you put your degree on your resume for a job that is pretty basic (cook, dishwasher, clerk, etc.) hiring managers will see that you have a degree and are most likely looking for a job where you will use that degree and see you as increasing the turnover of the business since you are more likely to leave soon rather than stay for a while with the business.

>>15978476
based and red pilled