/biz/ - Business & Finance

what wagies don't realize is that they're the disenfranchised goyim
neets are modern day aristocrats who come from families who can actually care for them and are invested in their well being

only commoners serfs and plebs would have to wake up everyday and work for somebody else
they never can have their own ideas because the basic necessities of paying for processed food and rent eats up their pay
and the little left over goes to alcohol and drugs to ruin their broken brains

>>15977143
Dont interrupt me on my designated coom hour i work 80 hours a week and dont have any free time. Let me coom in peace so i can forget about all the piss and shit ive had to clean up in the bathrooms this week.

Jokes on you I got fired back in may and still have plenty of funds

When they run out I'll simply wage again

>>15977172
the only thing worse than having to use a public bathroom is being the one wagie that has to clean it

Wagie are sick people. Truly. I'm always stunned to come across comments like Pic related. Somehow this is acceptable position to hold in America.

>>15977143
>Tfw casual wagie
>take as many days off as I want
>watch tv shows all day
>free food, coffee, red bull etc
>chill coworkers
>get my own office
Yep, lifes good

>>15977195
wagie cope

>>15977143
I don't mind working and commuting, work is good for the soul. Enjoy your early dementia, you idiot sloth.

what should i do with my day tomorrow after the gym my fellow NEETs?
is Joker good? maybe that new Zombieland? i'd loved to through a fuck into that emma stone

>>15977174
Same here. Boomers in my life have lost their fucking mind "you can't just NOT fucking work if you don't feel like it, you even have kids you piece of shit"

And they fucking eat like kings every god damn meal. Sorry boomers, I'm not addicted to pats on the head from two-faced kikes, I work when I want

>>15977334
>work is good for the soul
>just another day in paradise
wagie cope

>>15977162
>neets are modern day aristocrats who come from families who can actually care for them and are invested in their well being
unironically this, although since this is /biz/ i assume most of you are NEETs thanks to crypto like me. there isn't much inspiring to be said about unironic welfarebux neets, although it's still better than being a wagie (but worse than having a real career).

if the next bullrun works out as it should, i will literally never have to lift a finger ever again in my life. a bit strange thinking about that.

>>15977195
> get my own cage
Cope harder wagie

>>15977339
Joker is pretty kino. There’s good cams out so just stream it. Don’t waste your NEET bucks just save them for some premium tendies.

>>15977143
Just about to apply for unemployment withdrawals from my retirement fund tomorrow.
Benefits of having slaved away for nearly a full decade for a big bank

>>15977143
Time to work.... again

i get to play with million dollar equipment at my job and jerk my pecker shaft around for a few hours

i unironically think it's fun though. is this wagie cope?

I finally resigned from my wagie cage for something else but because I got a contract I had to give 4 weeks notice, so I'm still stuck for awhile

>>15977407
it's only 3 Link to see a matinee and free popcorn
comfy af

>>15977143
Hello is the a NEET thread or a wagie cope thread

I am ready for a comfy day tomorrow. Will wake up at 8:30 am to make the morning trades, sip on my coffee in front of my monitor, then after 10 am I'll go lift weights, walk my dog in the town square, get approached by qts and roasties who want to meet him and chat.

After all that it'll be around 3pm and Ill prep my nutritious omad to keep my hormones perfect, eat and then dwindle down for another perfect day of not waging

>>15977389
>get my own cage

>>15977389
Lol

>>15977172
Kevin?

>>15977379
>>15977477
sounds based
I have some nice holdings from the last bull and just want to do my morning jog and coffee/podcast in the morning
I bought some really good oat bars and fresh fruit for my morning snack
depending on how the weather plays out I might go on an afternoon hike and smoke some of the weed I picked up at the weed store today

Link only needs to reach $70-80 and I can be free forever, not that I will ever be selling of course

>>15977533
Incredibly based. Some weed doesn't sound bad I was thinking I might take some and my dog on a camping trip this weekend

>>15977339
I saw both. They’re both good, but I’d definitely watch Joker instead

Wagie revolution when???

>>15977339
Saw it during the week when wagies were slavies and I want my money back. Movie might have been made well, but it was an absolute bore to sit through.

>>15977580

*Saw... The Joker

How can I become NEET? My parents don't love me enough to let them live at home rent free.

My only saving grace right now is my 11K link stack

>>15977610
Learn how to make money on the internet

The other way is to collect neetbux from the government. Don't tell other neets I said this but the welfare neets are scum imo.

Daily reminder that NEETs will NEVER EVER EVER get quality pussy—it’s physically impossible

>>15977610
Wait until your link stack moons.

>>15977533
why not grow your own? it's easy and fulfilling. you certainly have the time
>>15977580
hmm, thanks. maybe i'll wait for a decent torrent
if it's nice i'll go fishing instead. the options are literally limitless outside the confines of a cage

>>15977633
I didn't really want to go the welfare route and don't really have any health problems I could use anyway. I feel blessed to have my LINK but like the dumbass I am I waited until mainnet to buy it, otherwise I'd have over 30K. If only I came back here a few months earlier.

>>15977641
this is the current plan, trying to accumulate as much as I can right now but being a wagie again is suffering, I used to NEET for a few years in my early 20s

>>15977143
bump

>>15977652
It's not legal to grow yet I'm in PA
I used a doctors note to get a weed doctor to prescribe me medical marijuana
I've grown when I was younger and have a nice vegetable garden each year, but growing weed again isn't something I want to do until I move out of the suburbs

I wage but it's a government job so a lot of days I work from home and just shitpost and daytrade options now that crypto is dead. But some days it's really stressful.

I was NEET for a while and it was amazing but it became too stressful living with my parents. I'm trying to save the money to buy property out in the country. I currently have 10 acres. I know the other 20 acres will be up for sale soon so I hope I can get that, build a really nice house, and live a comfy life inawoods shitposting and growing fruits and vegetables for myself. This is my dream. I think I might be there at 45 so I hope I don't die before then and can live a comfy life.

>>15977656
If chainlink is your best bet of escaping the cage free life.. dude figure out something else.

I make my money investing but I don't bet everything on one project run by a overweight nerd who doesn't bathe or change

You need to diversify. Have a plan if an investment fails. Have a few large positions that can all moon. Not just all in on chainlink

>>15977712
nope sry, all in link for me. Once I get my 20K stack MAYBE I might buy something else

>>15977334
>forcing yourself to do the same repetitive shit 8 hours a day for the rest of your life is good for the soul
Lmao, the cope

>>15977143
Hahah wagies have their fate sealed everytime they vote for dems. They prefer to act like victim trannies. Their pride always shoots them in their feet

I ate so much food today my belly hurts :(

>>15977143
BEDTIME WAGGGGIIIIIESSSS!!!! GOT TO WAKE UP AT 6AM BRIGHT AND EARLY TO GET TO WORK!

>>15977189
That was cold blooded, but highly based..

>>15977143
Who cares? I get in when I want and my jobs usually not that stressful.

>>15977143
I hate you NEET I work 84 hours a week just to survive.

Sunday night groove for my fellow neet frens
https://youtu.be/kGrhrgNU_HQ

>>15978533
Wagie in denial

>used to make these threads when i was a neet
>kept making them when i became a wagie
>tfw cant bring myself to larp anymore

>>15978660
Welcome to the cage. Now stay in until lunch.

Then you've got 30 minutes to post, less bathroom and eating time of course.

>>15978550
Check this than thank me later

https://pastebin.com/AVwSkhNT

>>15978687
id rather get a cage t b h, im sick of talking to people at work

>>15977143
Kys triplenigger