/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15969225
Grats anon

>>15969225
Imagine unironically living in a midwestern shithole

Sage. Nice trailer OP I’m sure your white trash hick family will love it

Looks like boring death

Get a downtown loft ya faggot

>>15969266
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>15969225

Very nice starter home for a good price with a yard. Congrats anon

>>15969273
Poorfag cope

>>15969225
169k??? That would be like 700k in Australia

>>15969285
This. Imagine not paying 500k for a house. Must suck living in a trailer in the Midwest. My downtown condo in Denver was 800k, now it’s worth 1.5mil.

>>15969307
See
>>15969311
>>15969266
>>15969260
It’s a literal mobile home in the literal middle of nowhere in the middle of the shithole Midwest. Look at the location

Legitimately a house for a poor person. Most Americans can actually afford to live on the coast or somewhere nice like Denver anon.

>>15969225
Looks nice, do you have a family or gf or is that house just for you?

Did you mortgage it or pay cash up front?

>>15969225
Imagine coming to biz to brag you’re literal trailer trash. Fucking KEK

>>15969311

Pics or it didnt happen

>>15969334
I see, thanks for the clarification

>>15969344
just me
no gf
no kids
tfw

>>15969225
Nice dude congrats

>>15969225
Nice trailer

>>15969260
>>15969266
>>15969311
>>15969334
>>15969349
Wtf why is everyone calling this a trailer??

>>15969334
>it’s a literal mobile home
no its not

>>15969358
Are u moving across states to live in this home or do u already live nearby?

>>15969406
yes it is lol most american houses are made out of plastic shit

I'm going to buy a house in boston area for 800k soon, thankfully it is close to my work and my salary is high enough to afford it

>>15969400

Cecause they wish they owned a home :/
and
They feel anger and don't know how to direct it.

>>15969415
live here already, work is 20-30 min drive. been with same company for 7 years now.
am 26

Ohio.... ....... . ....

>>15969225
That yard has no privacy. Everyone can see what you're doing from the street.

Also 2/10 High School. I sure as shit hope you don't have kids, or else you better have the money to pony up for private school. Like wtf how many niggers are in your area for the schools to be that bad.

>nb4 I don't have kids nor plan on having any

Good luck when you try to sell it then.

Other than that if you paid 169k for this dump I pity you OP. Anything more than 120k for this shithole and you overpaid.

>>15969437
This.

>>15969260
Imagine living on the coast and paying $3k/mo for a 1 bedroom apt

>>15969260
Gotta live in the city with non-binary restroom and vegan eateries with locally sourced ingredients (period blood)

>>15969225
looks awesome wish I could get something like that.

>>15969437
I'd like to address this b8.

>what is a privacy fence
>oh wow the high school is 2/10 like ill be here by the time I have kids and they are going to end up at westland
>as if I don't already have a 529 funded so private school is an easy option, but I know a retard like you wouldn't know anything about finance on this board

cope

>>15969479
you're going to put a privacy fence in your front yard?

>>15969437
Suckers like OP would have paid 200k for that pig

>>15969479
Lmao at having a 529 plan for a kid that isn’t even born (it’s in your name?)
And you claim to know about finance!!

>>15969225
Hey biz, let's say you have 2 contractors, each of them giving you a 100K quote. Let's assume you think both contractors are equally dependable. How do you put them against one another to drive the price down?

Also same case but one is 95K and the other 100K.

In this example you are kind of a newbie so both contractors are most likely overcharging you.

>>15969527
>can write off ohio state 529 on state taxes
>dude just throw your money away to the bureaucrats

retard

>>15969479
lmao you just said you had no gf or kids, why the fuck would you be fucking funding a 529 plan?
>>15969358

>claims to know something about finance by bragging doing something retarded

No I am really jelly OP, I don't have a house, but hey maybe I should use your logic of thinking and buy house insurance. Just in case I do at some point.

>being this retarded
you're dumb enough to buy real estate in Ohio

>>15969260
based opinion, flyovers deserve the rope

>>15969567
Aww little guy is mad it's okay maybe if your quality of life wasn't so shit wherever you live you wouldn't be so angry at other people

>Why would you invest in a tax advantaged account you fucking brainlet!!!
top lel, I'm gonna retire from where I work in 23 years anyway so this will be better than renting for those years. :)

>>15969260
Faggot city loving shitskin. Whites are superior and you all get the rope.

>>15969400
because vinyl siding on a 60's ranch makes it look like a cheap shitty trailer and it's not far from the truth
the price for the home however is acceptable

>>15969273
Copestan over here

>>15969225
Trailer trash sister fucking hick.

>citysois itt unironically sucking jew landlord cock

if you pay rent, you're a slave

>>15969665
youre right we should kill landlords

>>15969529
aren't any of you boomers doing house flipping?

>>15969665
Cope by fucking your sister like you ruralfaggots do. The day of the rope for you hicks will be amazing. Imagine being poor trailer trash

>>15969686
No

>>15969334

>Most Americans can actually afford to live on the coast or somewhere nice like Denver anon

Are you 10 years old, retarded, or both?

>>15969687
day of the rope? i bet a weak little citysoi like yourself can't even tie a rope

>>15969775
I’m sure you’re shredded from lifting your 500lb sister when you fuck her You rural backwoods sister fucker

>>15969225
Kind of expensive for a trailer

>>15969225
Not too bad. Close enough to the freeway but not too close. I drive by there as a truck driver, nothing stands out as too ghetto or shitty...just normal crackhead niggers and dui mexicans that are inescapable in "city" settings.

Not autistic enough to check flight paths, but that's just a local airport right? Looks like it's opposite...but the untold gayness of southern california is spending 1-1.5mil for comparable, and being in the flight path of international jets (most of socal depending on wind)

>>15969816
bolton field belongs to the community college for aviation mechanic courses and such

>>15969786
probably not as shredded as your asshole

The area sucks but at least you can sell that property and wheel your trailer on to the next town

>>15969225
Terrible deal to be honest. Enjoy those boomer bags, OP.

You live in a shit area with shit school districts. You should have tried to get a terrible looking house in a great neighborhood for a good price and then fixed it up while you live in it. Then you wouldn't have been bagholding.

>>15969937
Find me a better deal on zillow then champ. In that area, lemme know what you see.

>>15969603
>Quality of life
>Living in Ohio

Pick one.

Lmao, now you're retiring early from 529 contributions? You're just doubling down on brainlet bullshit.

>>15969225
Based. Achieving independence from paying some jew landlord to live in a micro apartment urban core shithole is one of prerequisites of making it.

>>15969425
>those nipples
I've never seen anything like that. I wouldn't want that as a genetic mutation for my kids.